Throughout the ages, among the writers, there is no one who calls himself a "glutton" than Su Shi.

This guy is not only a foodie, but also talented, often improvised some delicacies into poems and spread, and there are many famous dishes directly related to him, and even more dishes named after him, such as "Dongpo elbow", "Dongpo tofu", "Dongpo meat", ......

As soon as he thought of Su Shi, the interesting poems about food jumped out of his memory, and Fang Jun suddenly "felt a spring of inspiration"!

He looked at His Majesty Li Er, and his heart was full of confidence: Dislike our dish is not good, is it worthy of your Li family's royal status? Okay, let's show you that after this poem, even the fried meat with bamboo shoots is still interesting and worth a hundred times in an instant!

Even when His Majesty Li Er was shocked by his idea of awarding the jam "orange slush", he had already stopped and planned to give up, but he didn't do it!

Isn't it to find fault?

Come on, come on, let you see our inventory!

With a lovely smile on his black face, he pointed to the stir-fried meat with bamboo shoots like a hospitable host: "No bamboo makes people vulgar, no meat makes people thin, not vulgar and not thin, fried pork with bamboo shoots!" After the rain, the tender bamboo shoots and lean pork are simply made in heaven when matched, which not only has the effect of nourishing the yin and cooling the blood, moistening the intestines, clearing heat and invigorating the qi, and refreshing the diaphragm and stomach, but also is the supreme delicacy. Speaking of which, this dish is often eaten by Weichen on His Majesty's side......"

His Majesty Li Er is still pondering the two sentences "no bamboo makes people vulgar, no meat makes people thin", and felt that the artistic conception contained in them was really extraordinary, but it was ruined by the last two sentences of the unbearable vulgar "not vulgar and not thin, fried pork with bamboo shoots", and he felt depressed and regretful.

After listening to Fang Jun's words, he was stunned: "When did I reward you with fried meat with bamboo shoots?" ”

When he saw Fang Jun's melancholy and aggrieved face, the crown prince Li Chengqian and the two princesses Fang Ling and Changle on the side were holding back a smile, and His Majesty Li Er suddenly became stunned. Instead of being annoyed by Fang Jun's teasing words, he thought about it carefully, but found it very interesting, not only laughing: "You also have a time when you shout grievances? Haha, rare, rare! ”

I was amazed by Fang Jun's quick thinking, and knew that Fang Jun could say a few words of poetry casually in almost every dish, so he pointed to a plate of golden pastries and said, "How is this thing?" ”

This pastry is a ring cake, a very common dim sum. Boil water and an appropriate amount of eggs, clear oil and noodles with honey, pepper and other raw materials, and then knead and press repeatedly, knead into thick strips, twist into dough, knead or roll into a ring formed by a round bar with uniform thickness and orderly discing, put it in an oil pan and fry it until brown and yellow.

The strands are fine, crispy, sweet and crispy, golden and bright, light and beautiful.

Fang Jun laughed, this is easier......

"The jade color is evenly rubbed by the slender hands, and the green oil is fried to make it tender and yellow. When the night comes to spring sleep, I know the severity, and I flatten the beautiful woman's arm gold. This is when Su Shi ate the ring cake made by an old woman, he was moved and wrote a poem as a gift. Four lines and 28 characters, it outlines the characteristics of the ring cake is even, fresh and crispy, and the image of the beauty ring is like a beautiful man, which can be called a wonderful hand!

"Wonderful, wonderful!" The crown prince Li Chengqian stroked his palms and laughed, "Father Emperor Mingjian, Erlang's talent is really the best in the Tang Dynasty and unique in the world, I'm afraid you can't stop him." ”

Not to mention Princess Fang Ling's eyes shining and looking nymphomaniac, even Princess Changle stared at Fang Jun's face with great interest this time, and was amazed in her heart. This line of poetry is easy to come by, especially when it comes to the moment, it shows its wit, and it is even more breathtaking with the delicacies on this table. I didn't know how to eat just now, but after listening to these poems and looking at this dish, I suddenly had a kind of luxury that would be full of talent!

This guy used to call himself "only seven and a half buckets high", and he was a little disdainful of everything. Even though the poems he wrote are all good works that have been sung through the ages, even if he is not inferior to Cao Zijian in the slightest, but he is so brazen, don't you know that he blushes?

But now Princess Changle is convinced......

This guy is indeed a poet, and it is never an exaggeration to praise the best of the times!

His Majesty Li Er is also angry, this kid does have the capital to be bullish!

His Majesty the Emperor's anger was swept away, and he was relieved and happy to be assisted by Liangchen, he took off his robe, sat on the side of the table, and beckoned to a few people casually: "Why, don't you want to drink with me, or hate me, a villain?" ”

Fang Jun hurriedly said, "How dare Weichen? Being able to sit at the same table with His Majesty is a blessing that Wei Chen cultivated in his previous life, which is the holy grace of the past and the present, and he is not a famous minister of the ancients, and he does not have such an honor. Weichen is sincerely afraid, grateful for heaven and earth, and his admiration for His Majesty is like the water of the surging Yellow River......"

The prince was dumbfounded, Princess Fangling was dumbfounded, and Princess Changle stroked her forehead with her hand.

Sure enough, it's a minister, how can such sycophancy be said so naturally?

It's so shameless......

Even His Majesty Li Er had a black line on his face, not only did he not feel the slightest sense of comfort when he was slapped on the horse, but he was very embarrassed because of Fang Jun Chiguoguo's words, so he shouted angrily: "Shut up!" Speak seriously! ”

"Uh...... Weichen means that he also asks His Majesty to wait, and Weichen will order the servants to reorganize a table of wine and banquet......"

The emperor came to your house for dinner, how could he give him leftovers?

His Majesty Li Er waved his hand: "I came uninvited, there is no need to renovate, this table is very good." ”

Several people had to obey the holy will and obediently sat down at the table.

Originally, the dishes had just been put on the table, and a few people only cared about the words and had not yet fallen into the chopsticks, and the emperor didn't care, so they had to comply. Fortunately, this is the Tang Dynasty, and the etiquette of monarchs and ministers has not been as strict as it was later, and it is normal for His Majesty Li Er to take a few juniors to sit at the same table.

If it is after the Song Dynasty, I am afraid that Fang Jun and the others will only kneel aside......

The conversation was very pleasant.

His Majesty Li Er naturally knew that the initiator of this gathering was probably Princess Fangling, who was eager to join the renovation of the East City, and he also agreed with it.

"Since Fang Jun has promised that you can undertake the construction of the Kunming Pool Temporary Market and the East Market, then you have to make a good appearance, don't let others say that our royal family will only make money, damage the royal prestige, and damage the reputation of the Li family."

His Majesty Li Er advised.

Making money is a trivial matter, and it is also a matter of course, how can there be no royal share where the money is? But making money is making money, but it can't be too ugly, at least the face of the royal family still has to be taken into account, and it can't be truthful.

Princess Fangling was overjoyed, and hurriedly said, "I won't let the imperial brother down." ”

His Majesty Li Er nodded, wanting to say a few more words, but thinking of what happened to Princess Fangling, he stopped talking again.

Yang Yu's matter, His Majesty Li Er was angry that Princess Fangling had lost all the royal face, but thinking about the first emperor who married the flower-like Princess Fangling to the widowed Dou Fengjie, and later Dou Fengjie even liked the little maid in the house to leave Princess Fangling aside, and the spring flower-like years were alone in the empty boudoir and couldn't sleep, and the anger in his heart gradually balanced.

It's too much to be with Yang Yuzhi, but so what?

After all, it's also my own sister, how can I not feel distressed at all......

"Do it well, if Fang Jun dares to calculate you, just tell so-and-so, and give him a reward for stir-fried meat with bamboo shoots!"

His Majesty Li Er said that for a woman, accumulating some money and family foundation will make her more confident after marrying in the future.

Princess Fang Ling smiled: "Thank you, brother Huang!" Then he glanced at Fang Jun, covered his lips and smiled: "Did Fang Fu Yin hear that?" Hmph, if you dare to throw your face at this palace in the future, this palace will sue you in front of Your Majesty! ”

Fang Jun's bitter gourd face: "Your Majesty, Weichen is on your side...... Your words, Wechen is naturally omnipresent. But Weichen is also difficult, yesterday it was His Royal Highness King Wu, today it is His Royal Highness Fang Ling, and tomorrow it is His Royal Highness Changle...... Weichen is not easy to do! ”

Princess Changle, who was pouring wine for His Majesty Li Er, suddenly showed a chill in her eyes, and glared at Fang Jun: "Don't want to involve others like this!" Besides, you took the initiative to find King Wu's side, right? Hmph, at this time, he actually beat a rake, and his heart can be punished! ”

Fang Jun was speechless.

Li Chengqian smiled and said: "Lizhi has wronged Erlang, he is thinking about you, if you have these words here, tomorrow he can justifiably give you a benefit in the project." But you don't know the hearts of good people...... You should pour wine and make amends! ”

Princess Changle was stunned and subconsciously looked at Fang Jun.

Fang Jun shrugged, with a helpless expression of "you don't want to send you money".

His Majesty Li Er's face immediately sank.

The expressions of the two of them, in the eyes of him, who had long been prejudiced, were clearly "eyebrows and eyebrows......

Fang Jun, you little bastard, you dare to hook up with my daughter in front of me?

His heart should be punished!