Although some things are very sad in the eyes of the parties, I have to say that they are definitely a very good joke for the surroundings.

Let's take the matter of a warrior monk, for example.

He inexplicably became the greatest pleasure of Chen Linlin and Mao Sanbai.

The warrior monk was stuck in the stroller like this, covered with a towel, and Mao Sanbai and Chen Linlin, a husband and wife, laughed wildly and pushed to the service desk.

After arriving at the service desk, the painting style of Mao Sanbai and his wife is like this......

"Miss waiter, there has been some accident on our side and we need your help." Chen Linlin said with a smile.

The waiter looked confused, he was so happy about this accident, what's wrong? Won five million, I don't know how to talk about the accident?

However, the young lady at the service desk is still very good at cultivating her energy, so she smiled professionally and said, "Hello, may I ask what kind of accident you had?" Is there anything I can do to help you? ”

After the waiter finished speaking, Mao Sanbai suddenly pulled open the towel covering the warrior monk's body. At the same time, Chen Linlin said to everyone very cooperatively: "Dangdangdang, I have a friend here who is stuck in a stroller and can't get out, please help him!" ”

In the stroller, the warrior monk had no love on his face.

A thousand words turned into two words - you are paralyzed.

When I first saw the warrior monk, the waitress was also stunned for a long time, and then looked at the warrior monk who was holding the pedals, I didn't know what was going on, and suddenly the waitress began to laugh too.

The young lady laughed and said intermittently: "No, no, I'm sorry, this, this, hahahahaha ”

"Haha, you're paralyzed, just listen to you hahaha, I'm here to beg you hahahaha!" At this moment, the warrior monks were about to cry.

Are you still human!

The style of painting that followed was like this......

When I arrived at the service desk, Dangdang, and then the young lady said that she couldn't handle it, so the young lady joined the team of Mao Sanbai and his wife, and pushed the warrior monk to the security room.

When they arrived at the security room, after some explanation, Mao Sanbai and Chen Linlin repeated the steps just now.

One pulls the towel, the other dangdang, and the cooperation is very tacit.

Then the security guards of the security department looked at the loveless warrior monk and began to laugh wildly.

At this moment, the warrior monk decided, and when he came out, he must complain about the security guard and the service lady here.

Well, the security room can't handle it, so everyone has to go to the next stop.

At the mouth of the engineering department, Mao Sanbai pulled the towel again, and then Chen Linlin shouted-Dangdang.

By the time I arrived at the engineering department, the warrior monk had already begun to become numb, and his whole face was full of expressions that I was going to slaughter you all after today.

However, the end of the trip is not in the engineering department, although the engineering department also wants to rescue the warrior monks, but they don't have the right tools in their hands, well, most of the shopping mall engineering departments are put on a show, basically they can only do the small work of making toilets.

Later, with the help of everyone, the warrior monk went all the way from the top floor of the mall to the construction site outside the mall.

Along the way, I don't know how many people saw the embarrassment of the warrior monks. Anyway, that night, the warrior monk sat on the rooftop for a long time.

Alas, it's really hard to be a man!

Mao Sanbai said with emotion.

……

The next day, Mao Sanbai got out of bed and bent over like a shrimp, don't get me wrong, this is yesterday's fall, it definitely has nothing to do with last night's exercise, although he was forced to do sports, but Mao Sanbai's kidneys are very good, there will be no problem!

After getting up, Mao Sanbai passed by the living room and happened to meet the warrior monk, but the warrior monk's expression was extremely flat, he didn't say anything, and he walked straight over without even looking at Mao Sanbai.

Looking at the warrior monk's reaction, Mao Sanbai was stunned at the time, this reaction was a little wrong.

As he is now, the warrior monk actually didn't complain, is this the sun coming out of the south?

And after thinking for a while, Mao Sanbai suddenly understood.

The warrior monk laughed at him, which was completely the way the boss laughed at the second child.

The warrior monk himself was involved in this matter, and if he laughed at himself, then he could laugh at his actions yesterday.

And the most important thing is that his injury may be healed in three or five days, and yesterday's incident may be a shadow that the warrior monk cannot erase for a lifetime.

In fact, the warrior monk decided last night that he would never go to the mall yesterday in his life.

Seeing the relationship that the warrior monk didn't want to mention, Mao Sanbai instinctively shut up, just as the so-called hero didn't mention the courage of the year, this matter let it go with the wind.

However, this matter can be passed, but there is one thing he must remind the warrior monk.

Walking to the side of the warrior monk, Mao Sanbai said: "Warrior monk, how are you going to solve this battery car?" ”

When Mao Sanbai said this, the warrior monk was suddenly stunned, and he only remembered at this time that the most important thing yesterday should be to buy a battery car, but he forgot.

After thinking about it, the warrior monk said, "Then why don't I buy it today?" ”

"Yes." Mao Sanbai nodded.

Then the warrior monk took out his mobile phone and clicked on a certain treasure, and searched for the one where Mao Sanbai bought a battery car before.

The boss is a local in Shanghai and promises to deliver it on the same day.

So the warrior monk was relieved, but after buying the battery car, the warrior monk looked at Mao Sanbai again.

"Speaking of three hundred, you're like this, you shouldn't be able to drive a battery car, right? Why don't you do this, I'm driving a battery car today, and you're sitting behind me? ”

Mao Sanbai thought about it and felt that it seemed to make sense.

So today it became a warrior monk to drive the battery car, and Mao Sanbai sat in the back seat, holding the warrior monk and slowly drove to the Huating Hotel.

……

At 3 o'clock in the afternoon, when the boss drove the battery car to Mao Sanbai and the monk, the monk was extremely surprised.

"Is it really that fast? Can it really be delivered on the same day? I thought it was just an advertisement! The warrior monk said with a look of surprise.

As a result, the warrior monk said that the boss who sent this car came to work.

"Alas, brother, you don't know how difficult it is to do business now, if you don't deliver these customers on the same day, some people won't buy them! I really envy you people who work in the fitness center, and work every day to see beautiful women, and spend a leisurely life, alas, I really want to live such a day! ”

After the boss sighed, he left the car and left with a sigh on his face. And after the boss left, Mao Sanbai and the warrior monk were all confused.

When the boss left, the warrior monk and Mao Sanbai returned to the fitness center, looking at the group of old ladies in their 70s who were doing tai chi in the fitness center, and suddenly fell into silence.

"That boss, you come back, boss, you come back and take a look, beauty? Where is the beauty? ”

It seemed that he heard the warrior monk's complaint, and at this time, Manager Song walked out of the office, looked at the warrior monk and said, "Look at what you said, people were also beautiful women 50 years ago!" ”

Warrior Monk: ......

Very well, you have a very good point.