Chapter 14: What Are You Laughing At?
The warrior monk looked at Mao Sanbaile and said: "Fatty, I really obey you, others fell down with a direct slip of the wrestling, you are amazing, you actually lay flat in the air first, and then fell." As far as your skills are concerned, ordinary people can't practice them in 30 years! ”
As soon as he heard what the warrior monk said, Mao Sanbai, who was lying on the ground, was angry, that is, he couldn't get up now, and if he could get up, he would have kicked it with a flying leg.
Looking at the warrior monk who was smiling like a big-mouthed monkey, Mao Sanbai was puzzled, you are obviously an orangutan, why are you smiling like a big-mouthed monkey? Your mouth is inevitably too big, if you don't have ears to block it, you will be grinning at the back of your head. How can a gorilla have such a big mouth?
Feeling the pain coming from the tail vertebrae, and looking at the warrior monk who was laughing there without heart and lungs, Mao Sanbaiyi finally gritted his teeth and roared angrily: "Have you finished laughing?" I'm wrestling, you're so happy to chicken feathers, huh? Are you still a brother? ”
Seeing that Mao Sanbai was anxious, the warrior monk subconsciously wanted to suppress his wild laughter, but when he saw Mao Sanbai's ridiculous appearance, he couldn't hold it back.
As a result, the warrior monk held back his laughter, held back, and held back a loud fart.
When this fart came out, Mao Sanbai was directly stunned.
Just laugh at it, why are you still attacking with poison gas?
What is this? Add insult to injury?
It seemed that he was happy with his own fart again, and the warrior monk smiled even more happily. Seeing the warrior monk's heartless appearance, although Mao Sanbai couldn't stand up, his feet could still move, so he kicked his leg directly on Wu Song's calf.
Originally, Mao Sanbai thought that the warrior monk would flash, but he didn't expect the warrior monk to laugh and lean back, and he didn't notice Mao Sanbai's kick at all, so this kick kicked firmly on the warrior monk's calf.
In fact, with the skills of a warrior monk, even if he was kicked by Mao Sanbai, it was not a big deal, and the big deal was to take two steps back.
But I didn't expect that there was a stroller in the place where the monk retreated.
There were no babies in the stroller, and the stroller was just a sample of what a nearby shop selling strollers had put on display.
After touching the stroller, the center of gravity of the warrior monk's body suddenly became unstable, and then he sat in the stroller.
I don't know why, when the warrior monk sat in the stroller, Mao Sanbai suddenly had a warrior monk and this stroller seemed to be a good match.
Also, isn't it normal for orangutans to sit in strollers after all?
Five minutes later, Mao Sanbai covered his sore lower back, leaned forward and closed back like a big horse monkey while laughing, and slowly came to Chen Linlin's face.
Looking at Mao Sanbai, who was smiling so much that he couldn't close his mouth, Chen Linlin was stunned at that time.
This step on the toilet to come back so happy? What's the matter? Excited to eat? Is poisonous?
"What are you laughing at? Got enough to eat in the toilet? Or is there a stimulant in the here? Chen Linlin looked at Mao Sanbai with a confused face.
Mao Sanbai covered his tail vertebrae in pain, because the violent laughter caused him abnormal pain, but he still couldn't help but want to laugh.
Looking at Chen Linlin, Mao Sanbai said intermittently while laughing.
"Wife, wife, you don't know, it's so funny, I really can't stand the laughter, when I went to the toilet with the warrior monk just now, I accidentally slipped and fell to the ground!"
"What's so funny about falling to the ground, and it's you who falls! What's the matter, did you just fall on your head, or did you fall on the laughing hole? Is this fall that funny? Looking at Mao Sanbai, who was smiling happily and leaning forward and back, Chen Linlin looked confused.
Waving his hand, Mao Sanbai continued.
"Of course there's nothing funny about me falling, it's funny in the back, because I fell a relationship, the warrior monk kept laughing there, but I didn't expect that when he stepped back, his foot slipped and he also fell!"
Chen Linlin's face is still full of confusion, this person who laughs at people also fell, it is indeed a little funny, the problem is that there is no need to laugh so exaggerated.
Knowing that Chen Linlin didn't understand, Mao Sanbai waved his hand and continued.
"I know you don't understand, I'm going to show you the real thing. It doesn't matter if the warrior monk falls, what matters is where he falls! ”
After speaking, Mao Sanbai took half a step back, so that Chen Linlin could see the warrior monk behind him.
Chen Linlin was a little shocked when she saw the warrior monk, the warrior monk is in this state a little strange now, why is it like sitting in a wheelchair, the problem is that you are in a wheelchair, you can use a wheelchair, and it is normal to focus on a wheelchair, the question is why do you have to wrap your body in a towel?
Just when Chen Linlin was puzzled, Mao Sanbai grabbed the corner of the towel on the warrior monk's body, and then pumped it hard.
"Bell, bell, bell!"
"Poof!" The next moment, Chen Linlin squirted out directly, damn it, a gorilla stuck in a stroller, this picture is really as funny as it gets.
The towel was suddenly removed, and the warrior monk's face was full of embarrassment, and at the same time he began to wave his limbs, trying to snatch back the towel from Mao Sanbai's hand.
Because he was stuck in the stroller, he looked a bit like a pig fluttering in the water.
Seeing this, Chen Linlin couldn't help it, and like Mao Sanbai, she began to laugh backwards.
Looking at the Mao 300 couple who laughed at themselves in front of him and laughed so exaggeratedly, the warrior monk really wanted to die.
"Have you laughed enough? Hurry up and find a way to get me out! ”
Seeing the warrior monk's annoyed and angry appearance, Chen Linlin waved his hand to restrain his laughter a little.
"Okay, okay, we got it, but I still have a question, why do you have nothing to do and stuff yourself in the stroller to play?"
Warrior Monk: "......"
"Get out of the way, did I get stuck in it myself!"