Volume 2 The Court Chapter 15 The Plan for the Development of Manhood

That ominous premonition was fulfilled immediately!

A smiling face of the onion was already close to his eyes, and he patted Bei Juese's shoulder hard, and said: "Although your congenital conditions are insufficient, your temperament is also very poor, and you are unfortunately in the palace to become a eunuch, it is impossible to become a 100% real man." However, I admire your stubbornness, and I'll be kind enough to save you! With my omnipotent onion master, change? Marvel? Anything is possible! ”

Seeing the self-confidence of the shallot, Bei Juese asked with some anxiety: "What...... How to change? ”

The shallot glanced at Bei Jue from top to bottom, touched the chin with a few stubbles and thought for a while, and said, "If you are congenitally insufficient, you can cultivate it the day after tomorrow." Seeing that you are weak and can't help the wind, and you look like a sick seedling with crooked melons and inferior dates, start by exercising! If you want to be a manly husband, how can you talk without a few muscles on your body? Follow me! ”

After speaking, he picked up the lantern and climbed down the bamboo ladder, stood in the middle of the courtyard and waved his hand to the north, shouting: "Don't come down yet?!" ”

Bei Jue said "oh" and quickly climbed down.

Shallot put the lantern on the stone steps, and then from behind the two plane trees in the courtyard, he brought out two stone mills half a meter wide, one palm-thick, and with two small holes in the middle, and then took out a thick bamboo pole from behind the tree and pierced the two stone mills through the ends of the bamboo poles.

The foreboding of Bei Jue was even stronger, and he asked carefully, "Onion, what is this?" ”

Shallot raised his eyebrows and said, "Of course it's for training!" He lifted the bamboo pole with one hand, which was wearing two stone grinders, "That's how it is used, it is simple and easy to use, easy to operate, and it is definitely the best tool for exercising arm muscles!" "Moving the bamboo pole up and down as he spoke, it seemed very easy.

After lifting for a while, Shallot put down the simple weight lifter and said to Bei Juese, "You can try it!" ”

Seeing that the shallots are easy to lift, the two stone grinders shouldn't be very heavy, right? Bei Juese stepped forward and tried to lift the improvised weight lifter, huh? Unexpectedly...... It's not as light as it seems, but it's surprisingly heavy!

Shallot said in a teasing tone, "You can't even lift two stone mills so light, can you?" What manly man are you talking about! ”

Bei Juese was inspired by his words, and said unconvinced: "Of course not! What is such a small gravel! ”

He grasped the bamboo pole with both hands, and with all his strength, he barely lifted the two stone mills a little bit. Shallot looked at him with a lively look on the side, and there was a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth. In any case, you can't be looked down on by this person! Hard! Push harder! Be sure to lift these two stone mills! With his competitive spirit and tenacious will, he really let Bei Juese lift the stone mill to his chest, but when he was about to fight the last strength to lift the stone mill high above his head, his body was not controlled by his will, and a countercurrent of qi rushed straight up. His hands involuntarily let go, and the improvised weight lifter fell to the ground at once, and the two stone mills broke free from the ends of the bamboo poles, almost hitting the shallot's feet.

The onion who was almost injured by mistake dodged quickly, and he was about to open his mouth to teach the North Juese, who had no sense of safety and affected the neighbors, but saw that the North Juese's face was very bad, and he stood staggeringly, and then, he spit out a mouthful of blood!

"You can't lift a heavy weight to get internal injuries and vomit blood, right?" The startled onion hurriedly stepped forward to support him.

Bei Juese wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, shook his head gently, and then took out a needle from his sleeve and pricked a few needles at several acupuncture points on his body, and said after his face slowly recovered: "Because I have suffered from a strange disease since I was a child, my body is a little different from ordinary people, and it is easy to vomit blood." But......" he raised the needle in his hand, "as long as I prick the corresponding acupuncture points on my body with the needle, it will be fine." ”

Shallot glanced at Bei Juese and the needle in his hand with sympathetic eyes, and said, "Your innate conditions are really ......" He hesitated for a moment, and chose a sentence that was less than high attack power, "It's really not so good than I expected." Forget it, don't train muscles, practice something else. ”

Chapter 12 The Treasure and Stunt of the Onion

In addition to building muscles, what other training methods are there? Seeing that the shallot had turned around and walked back to the house, the curious Bei Juese hurriedly followed.

After the shallot entered the house, he took the oil lamp on the table and walked straight to his bed, only to see that he had pulled the quilt and straw mat aside, revealing the bed board underneath. He uncovered the innermost piece of bed, reached in and felt it for a few moments before he found a bag of oiled paper. He opened layer after layer of oiled paper, a full ten layers of oiled paper, and when the last layer of paper was opened, several worn-out books appeared in front of Bei Jueshi's eyes.

Shallot's eyes narrowed with a smile, and he gently touched the broken books for a while before throwing one over and saying, "This one is very good and powerful!" ”

Bei Juese caught it, and saw that the cover of the book was written with a few big words "Golden Bottle Plum Hardcover Album", and there were a few small words next to it, "Correction without code and no grid"!

Shallot threw another copy over and said, "This one is very yellow and violent!" ”

Catch it again, this time, what I saw was "Plain Girl Heart Sutra HD Picture - Latest Blu-ray Technology Printing, Quality Assurance".

"This is a classic of classics!" Keep throwing it with great effort.

Hmm...... "Jade Futon Classic Painting Collection"? "No cuts, true dedication, recreate the classics"?

A few black lines were drawn down from Bei Jue's forehead, and a drop of cold sweat slowly slid down the black lines, and he took the few broken books, and looked at the onion with cramps at the corners of his mouth.

Shallot said to him triumphantly, "These are all out-of-print treasures that are more important than my life!" He took the book "Jade Futon Classic Painting Collection", "Like this one, it is the first of the top ten banned books in this dynasty, and it has been banned for many years, and it took me a lot of effort to get it!" ”

Bei Juese leaned against the wall a little weakly and asked, "Onion, this ...... Isn't this just pornography? "What are you doing? What does manhood have to do with these shabby and old little yellow books? This kind of book, his second senior brother used to be full of houses, but later he was taught a lesson by the senior brother, saying that as a senior brother, he can't bring the little junior brother badly, so the second senior brother only burned all the treasures with tears. Until now, Bei Juese still remembers the heartbroken expression of the second senior brother when he burned the book.

Shallot stared at Bei Juese with a serious expression, and after a while said in a tone of lesson: "What 'just' pornographic books?" Don't be so superficial as ordinary people, okay? This is art, definitely a profound art of both sexes! Those who don't understand look at it with obscene eyes, and it becomes a nasty yellow book; From the perspective of appreciation, it will become a noble and profound art! ”

Art? Noble and profound? Those books, which come and go, are just explicit content of two goblins fighting without clothes, and I really can't see where it is profound...... Cultivation was far from reaching such a lofty realm, and looked at the onion with a skeptical gaze.

Shallot said impatiently: "Your level of ignorance is much higher than that of ordinary people, and it is useless to tell you. To put it simply, these are all must-read publications in the growth stage of manhood, so you can observe and observe them yourself and understand the way of manhood! If you want to be a real man, just show me seriously! ”