Chapter 94 Guess the lantern riddle to recruit relatives
The gong sounded again, and a group of people who paid for the money surrounded him, and a man with a big waist next to him squeezed the dog out at one end, and the angry dog turned around and was about to scold, who knew that the man had already run to the front.
Spat hard, squeezed into the crowd, and looked at a small lantern drawn on white paper on the very edge, so the dog took it off, reached out and took out a small note from the top, and opened it to see a few lines written on it.
"Dongpo meat, hit an animal name?"
Read it softly, pout, isn't it a pig!
Dragged the pen next to him, wrote a "dolphin" on it, pinched it in his hand, squeezed it in front of the stall owner, held it up to him, and said, "Uncle, I guessed it, you can come and see it, right!" ”
The stall owner smiled and took the lantern in the dog's hand, opened the note and glanced at it, and said yes, so he left the note and handed the lantern to the dog.
I put the lantern in my hand, turned over and picked another one, and guessed five in one go, which is not difficult! Looking left and right, although some people didn't guess right and went out, there were still twenty or thirty people left in the field.
The dog said in his heart, this stall owner looks at the thief shrewdly, how can he let people take advantage of it in vain!
While muttering, he held the lantern in his arms, turned over and was about to pick it up again, when he heard the stall owner shout:
"Xiao Langjun, those white paper are made of simple use to guess the lantern riddles, there are only five per person, if you still want to guess again, go to the back to pick those colorful small lights.
Following his fingers, I don't know when a large field of red, green, purple and other five colors of lanterns were hung behind the table.
There is also a paper tube rolled with a piece of red gauze under each lantern, and this piece of lantern shines around like a fairyland, and people outside the venue look inside in amazement.
Listening to each other's chords, the woman who had been in the carriage suddenly emerged from behind a piece of red silk cloth, only to see her holding a lute in her arms, her veiled head nodded slightly, and she stretched out a hand like a green onion, crackling and playing.
The dog doesn't understand the rhythm, but the father does, but he never taught the dog, because the mother disagreed, and her old man thought that the rhythm could only be used when she was with the fox, so she disagreed, and always felt that her baby son would be taken badly.
Although the dog doesn't understand the five tones, but from the ears and eyes, I always feel that the girl in front of me is particularly beautiful, and the tone of the tactful listening inadvertently makes people fascinated.
The dog nodded, and the mother was right, look, the little Langjun at the front of the stage was like a drunk, holding a lot of copper coins in his hand, shouting that the girls inside stood up and jumped on a paragraph.
As soon as the song was played, the girl stood up, and did not answer, but said a good fortune, put on her hat again, and went out.
A group of rich little Langjun, smelling the inexplicable fragrance in the air, facing the figure that floated away, all the roaring faces were red, and a pair of young couples were laughing with tenderness like water, and after listening to the song, the man directly shook his arm and strode in, and the angry woman covered her face and ran away crying.
At this scene, the dog only shook his head, and saw the girl go farther and farther, and then turned into the carriage, and the stall owner who struck the gong in front of his head shouted and came to the center of the arena with a smile.
Bang bang ...
"Don't worry, my daughter is tired of playing and wants to go back to the carriage to rest, and she will come out in a while.
If a few Xiaolang are interested, please return to the front of the stage and continue to participate in the lantern riddle guessing competition, if anyone wins, the little girl will marry him! ”
After saying this, I thought that everyone would return to the front of the stage, and I didn't think that the person who shouted the highest in the crowd directly took out a silver ingot of ten taels, and shouted to the stall owner: "The master is rich, this bullshit lantern riddle guessing trick is about to disperse, and you old man also called your daughter to come with me earlier!" ”
The stall owner frowned and refused: "Then how can it be done, although the little girl is not from a good background, she can find a rich family to marry casually with her beauty, but the old man doesn't want to be so casual, so he wants to find her a husband who can read and hyphenate!" ”
The little man laughed and said: "Tell you this old man, I have already entered the county school, and the articles will come as soon as I open my mouth, and I am the Lang Jun who you said in your mouth 'literacy and hyphenation'!" Hahaha! ”
Such arrogant language not only made the stall owner frown, but even the onlookers of the dog were a little angry.
At this time, a young man next to him who was wearing a fox fur warm hat and holding a "scholar fan" in the winter walked out with a sneer, pointing to the man in front of him who was talking nonsense and said: "I said 'five points of ink', your performance at the end of the crane is embarrassed to say that you are rich in five cars?" What a thick-skinned wall! Hahaha. ”
The man in front of his head was looking at the little old man with his hands behind his back majestically, and suddenly heard someone behind him come out to dismantle his platform, and quickly turned around, estimating that the two of them knew each other.
I saw this man laughing and said, "Who should I be, it turned out to be 'willow straw bag'!" You don't recite the three-character scripture for enlightenment at home, and you are actually in the mood to come out to visit the lanterns, just with your white eyes, you can't recognize all the words, so you are embarrassed to come out and say me! ”
Originally, when the people around saw them dressed as scholars, they must have had some ink, but after listening to them burst out to each other, they realized that they were both fish on the New Year's painting - useless!
As the two of them quarreled, a group of Xiao Langjun, who thought that they were better than them in talent, quarreled one after another.
The stall owner on the platform looked depressed, and when the gong sounded, he raised his hand and saluted everyone: "Ladies and gentlemen, Xiao Langjun! Don't make any more noise, as the so-called 'Wen Wu No. 1' really wants to marry a little girl, come to this stage to compete against the lantern riddle! ”
Several people were annoyed by the quarrel, and when they heard him say this, they nodded one by one, took out the copper coins in the money bag on their waists, and threw them into the compass on the platform with a clanging sound, and then raised their feet, stepped over the red rope, walked into the field, and looked at the five colors of lanterns in front of them one by one, and carefully selected them.
The crowd outside the venue, some of whom felt that they had some strength, also took out five copper coins one by one, threw them in and walked onto the stage.
"Brother Lang, aren't you going up?" Seeing that the dog didn't make any movements, the dog next to him asked suspiciously: "The previous sister is very beautiful, let's marry her back and let her dance for us every day!" ”
The dog is a mouthful, a bunch of beggars still want to see people dance, and do your spring and autumn dreams!
Even if you really win, you can't afford to raise it.
So he pointed to the copper coin in the gong and said, "See, if you want to guess the riddle lantern, you have to throw five cents into it!" ”
He also pointed to the five-colored lamp on the platform and said, "The puzzle here must not be as simple as the one in the white paper in front of you." ”
The big fool on the side came over and smiled: "Brother Lang, I think you are no worse than them, I want that red lantern!" ”
Looking at Dasha and pointing to a big red lantern in front of him with a smile, Dog: ......
Isn't it just five cents, the one who buckles the rope is really not a man!
At that moment, he took out five cents from his arms, threw it into the gong with a bang, and strode into the field.
Straight stunned towards the red lantern, never thought that just as soon as he stretched out his hand, the lamp was picked up by a bearded man, and the angry dog directly stretched out his hand to snatch it from him.
The dog's four-foot little man, where can he compare to the height of other people's six-foot, watch him gently push the dog forward, and say: "Play while playing!" So he pulled the dog three paces away.
The dog sighed, and the hero didn't eat the loss in front of him, so he turned around and walked towards another red light, and this time he was just about to stretch out his hand and saw that the red light was snatched by this man again!
The dog said angrily: "I said this big brother, why do you grab the kid's lamp with so many lights?" ”
The man squinted his eyes and said, "I'm willing!" It's not just yours, I want all the red lanterns in this scene! ”
Such an unreasonable and generous man, well, I have seen a lot.
He has a lot of money, but he didn't hear him say that he bought all the red lights in the audience, and he also spent five cents, so he gave it to him, for this kind of wealthy man, the dog generally ignores it, and snorts directly, then turns around and goes to pick another one.
Who knew that this man was like a piece of dog skin plaster, sticking to the dog, and when the dog arrived, he followed there, and the red lights in the whole audience came down, except for those that had been taken away, the rest were all in the hands of the big man.
The angry dog pointed at him and cursed as soon as he swore it.
When the man saw that the dog was scolding him, he carried more than 30 lanterns and strode over to beat the dog, so that the dog hid to the side.
Seeing this, the dog outside turned around and ran away.
Seeing that the dog was about to be caught by the big man, the big fools outside were about to jump into the rope to help the dog, when they heard a gong, everyone stopped in unison, and the big man also stopped, turned to look at the gong.
I saw the stall owner carrying a gong and said to everyone happily: "Congratulations to Zhang Daguan, guess seven lanterns, and reward three coins!" ”
After shouting three times, I saw the stall owner take three coins and hand them to a man in his forties.
The man took the money dejectedly, carried the seven small lanterns in his hand, lowered the rope and jumped out, and he was reluctant to leave when he went out, so he stood outside and looked inside with a pity on his face.
With the first person to go out, the people in this game suddenly became nervous, and the big man stopped chasing the dog, and directly squatted on the side with the red lantern in his arms and began to open the note inside.
The stall owner next to him saw it, and quickly walked over and stretched out his arm to stop him.
The man pulled the stall owner away.
The stall owner said angrily: "Big official, what are you doing, a person is only allowed to pick one lamp at a time, and only one can be picked up if the answer is correct, and if the answer is wrong, you will be out!" ”
The big man smiled at the stall owner, ignored him, lowered his head and pulled out a paper tube from it, opened it and looked at it, as if he couldn't guess it, so he stuffed it back in, and went to look at the puzzle in another lantern.
I looked at five or six lamps in a row, and I didn't see any of them who could answer, so I scolded loudly angrily, and saw that the stall owner was still stretching out his hand to stop him, and in a fit of anger, he scolded: "Straight lady thief, treacherous old man cheated me of copper money, either give me back the money, or let me go to see the little lady again!" ”
Such an unreasonable person, the angry stall owner's hands trembled, and he pointed at the man and talked for a long time, but he didn't say anything.