Then he saw the baby next to him, who was a little older, get up and shouted:

"Sir, the iron egg next to me knocked over the sand table, and the sand sprinkled my shoes!"

When the iron egg heard this, he was anxious, and stood up to explain.

Afraid that the two of them would fight, the dog hurriedly walked up to him and persuaded: "It's okay, you have to let him do some as your brother!" ”

Who knew that the hammer rolled his eyes and said, "I'm not his brother!" ”

The dog was stunned for a moment, and asked suspiciously, "Why?" ”

The hammer spat and said: "This idiot can't even write the word 'noon' for dinner, and he deliberately overturned the sand table!" ”

The dog was about to speak, when he heard a burst of laughter from the outsider behind him, the room was very quiet, even if they were questioning each other, they were discussing in a low voice, and he laughed so loudly that the whole room turned their heads to look at him.

The old man hurriedly stopped laughing, arched his hand and apologized: "The old man is rude!" ”

One by one, the babies lowered their heads to write, and continued to ask.

The dog pouts, as an adult, you may feel that a child's words are inexplicably laughable, but as a child, what is so funny about this, it is just a statement of fact.

The dog nodded, and said to Tie Dan: "Reach out!" ”

The iron egg obediently stretched out his left hand, and the dog held down his four fingers and said, "This time it's because you lied!" ”

"Smack!" A stick.

Tie Dan hurriedly said: "I remember, I don't dare to lie to Mr. anymore!" ”

The dog said, "Just admit your mistakes!" ”

After speaking, he snapped twice and said: "These two times, one is to punish you for knocking over the sand table, and the other is to punish you for not knowing how to ask!" ”

After three beatings, Tie Dan hurriedly hugged his fist and said: "The kid knows, I will ask if I don't know in the future!" ”

The dog nodded, looked at the hammer on the side, coughed and said to him, "Stretch out!" ”

The hammer was stunned, his face froze instantly, and he didn't dare to ask the reason, so he obediently stretched out his palm, and the dog let him go after three clicks, and didn't explain to him, so he said to Tie Dan again: "Look carefully, the word 'noon' should be written like this..."

An hour to say fast is not fast, slow is not slow, today's words they usually hang on their lips, so they learn much faster than usual, twelve words, I checked more than a dozen babies casually, most of them can be written correctly, so today's task is a successful end.

Just as he was about to lie down in the rocking chair and close his eyes, he heard a cough in his ear, and the dog opened his eyes.

"Uncle, it's already out of class, the kid is a little tired, he needs to rest for a while, if you have nothing to do, please go back!"

This old man, I don't know that the tendon is wrong, I came here to have fun with a bunch of little dolls, you say you just listen quietly, this hour will count his laughter the most, a lot of age, or a member of the staff is embarrassed?

The dog said very bluntly, but the old man didn't care at all, and said "chattering" and smiled at the dog: "Xiao Langjun, the old man has something to understand, can you answer it!" ”

The dog sighed, sat up, leaned over and said to him lazily, "Say, if I know, I'll tell you!" ”

The other member didn't care about the dog's impoliteness, and laughed: "Why did you also beat the three sticks called the hammer?" ”

The dog rolled his eyes and said, "Iron Hammer is Iron Egg's brother!" ”

The outsider seemed to suddenly realize, and said, "Do you dislike him for suing?" ”

The dog lazily said, "It's just one of them!" ”

The staff was stunned for a moment, and pondered carefully before saying: "The second is because he didn't teach his younger brother to learn words?" ”

The dog nodded and got back on the chaise longue.

The man thought about it for a long time, and even guessed several reasons, and the dog shook his head.

Just as I was about to guess again, I saw the dog say impatiently: "The third is because I was impatient and deliberately beat him!" ”

Seeing that old man looked like he had eaten shit, his heart instantly became happy, and he laughed more than a dozen times in a class, it's strange if you're not disgusting and disgusting.

"Uncle, is there anything else? It's okay, the kid went to sleep! ”

The member laughed and said, "Sleep, sleep, I won't disturb your rest!" Hehehe. ”

The dog didn't get up, but just lay down on the rocking chair and gave him a perfunctory hand, so he closed his eyes and continued to sleep.

Seeing this, the old man had no choice but to get up and walk out step by step.

On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, another lively festival celebrated by the whole world, classes were suspended for one day.

On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, the first full moon of the year, when it is time for supper, the moon with a large millstone hangs in the sky and a little star, and the beauty of the whole sky is suffocating.

Looking at the ground again, red lanterns, like women wearing red veils, wandered in the streets and alleys.

Shangyuan Festival is also the last day of celebration in the first month, enjoy the lanterns, guess the lantern riddles, eat food, play firecrackers, play lions, step on stilts, drink and sing.

In this land where the Han civilization was born, regardless of men, women and children, all carry lanterns and walk in the brilliant sea of lights, and the most interesting game is to guess the lantern riddle.

There are those who are erudite and learned, as long as they can guess a lamp fan, they can attract applause for themselves, and some Xiaolang can also win their own beautiful girls.

For example, the dog has already guessed five lanterns, and the fat shopkeeper in front of him has already said that if he can guess ten lanterns, his beautiful and moving little daughter will be married to him.

Guess the nine lanterns, one or two lines of silver on the color head.

Eight lanterns, only one silver horn for one penny.

Seven lanterns and three copper coins.

Six lanterns, only one article!

Under the five, the lanterns are taken away.

The shrewd merchant struck a small gong, and almost all the tourists on the street gathered around him.

When there were more people, he opened his throat and said: "Guests, Shangyuan Ankang, the old man takes advantage of today's big festive day, he wants to recruit a family for the little daughter of the family, and the rules are written on the red paper next to him. "There was a gong sound.

Someone shouted below: "Lao Er, let your daughter come out and have a look!" Don't fool us with a boo! ”

A bunch of people next to him coaxed: "That's it, let her come out and take a look, isn't it a thick waist like a bucket?" If you win this, won't you regret dying, and no one will be willing to accept it when the time comes, just fall into your trap! ”

A bunch of people are talking nonsense.

The dog was originally passing by, and when he heard the excitement here, he squeezed in to take a look, and when he saw that the colored head on the red paper was one or two silvers, he was reluctant to move his legs again.

Listening to the chaos of the people below, the shrewd businessman pretended to have a reluctant expression and said: "The daughter of my family, or a little lady who has not yet come out of the cabinet, is in her twenty-eighth year, young and beautiful, I promise that you will not regret marrying!" If it weren't for the fact that Xiao Lao'er really had no money to support her, how could she be so abrupt, everyone is a guest officer, if you don't guess the lantern riddle, please go elsewhere! ”

The following men, who were warmed by what he said, asked directly with a anxious temperament: "Little old man, who said we don't guess, you let us take a look, if it is beautiful, we will naturally guess your lantern riddle!" Are you wrong? ”

A few men in the back shouted loudly: "That's right, little old man, quickly call your little lady out!" ”

"It's just, I can't say you're lying to us!"

"Get her out!"

"Come out, come out, if you don't come out, we'll leave!"

The stall owner was forced by a few people to be anxious and shouted: "Don't urge, Xiao Lao'er really didn't lie to you, my little lady is staying in the carriage behind, Xiao Lao'er will invite her out!" ”

After speaking, in the eyes of a group of people, he jumped off the stage and ran to the place where the carriage was parked behind, and he didn't know what he said inside, and saw a thin and tall woman, wearing a curtain and holding a painted brocade warm fan in her hand, and was helped out by an old woman.

The noisy and jubilant men were stunned on the spot when they saw this beautiful woman one by one, until they were woken up by the stall owner.

As if he had been beaten with chicken blood, he held up the money one by one and said: "I'll come, I'll come!" I'm going to guess the riddle! ”

The dog looked at these inexplicably excited men and shook his head, he didn't even see people's faces, what was the excitement, what if there was an ugly scarred face under the veil, a bunch of idiots.

He despised it fiercely, and saw that the stall owner came over with a gong, so he took out a copper coin from his pocket and threw it into it with a loud bang, saying, "I'll come too!" ”

The stall owner praised and said, "Xiaolang is so ambitious, but the money doesn't seem to be enough!" ”

The dog was puzzled: "It is clearly written on the paper that you can guess the lantern riddle with just one article!" ”

The stall owner laughed and said: "If you simply guess the lantern riddle to play, you only need one penny, if you participate in the competition to recruit relatives, you need five pennies, and you need to add five pennies for each level!" ”

Dogs: ......

What a cunning businessman, with a bad stomach in his stomach, how could his good daughter, give up a few pennies, there must be some routine in it!

So, the dog said to the stall owner: "Uncle, the kid didn't hear you say just now, I will get the money back, it's okay if you don't play!" ”

The stall owner was full of smiles, pointed at the dog and laughed: "Xiao Langjun, what are you kidding!" ”

Dogs...

"The kid is really not joking, I really didn't hear it just now, I got the money back, uncle, you just didn't let it go?" After speaking, he stretched out his hand to get back the copper coin in the gong.

The stall owner slammed the gong, hugged it in his arms and said to the dog: "No, the rules on the scene, the money will not be refunded!" ”

Well, the money goes into someone's pocket, and then it is impossible to spit it out.

The dog nodded, and played a trick, and it was time to have fun.

Bang bang ...

"Ladies and gentlemen, my girl is so beautiful, how can you not try a good marriage!"

"This father-in-law, why don't you try?"

A gray-haired man smiled and said, "The old man is a lot older, what kind of girl do you want!" ”

The cunning stall owner laughed and said, "It's okay to have it for the sons and daughters at home!" ”

When the old man heard him say this, he nodded with a smile and said, "That's right, there are three male babies in the family, since this is the case, the old man will also have a hand!" ”

After saying that, he slammed and threw the money in.

After a circle, the old man's gong was filled with a gong of copper coins.

Seeing him put the money in the rattan box, the dog's eyes immediately turned red.

Listening to the gong being struck again, the stall owner walked to the stage with his fists in his hands, arched his hands to the left and right, and said: "Little Lao'er has thanked all the guest officials for their support, guessing the riddle lantern to recruit relatives, it will start immediately, everyone please get ready, there is only one little lady, each with his own ability, whoever guesses first, who will hold the beauty!" ”