Chapter 899: I Hit a Stubble

Lao Ma only saw that the sailors of the Ming Dynasty chose this place as a military station, and he understood that this was an expert who was proficient in maritime affairs.

Wai Lo Shan not only controls the communication between central Vietnam and China, but also directly controls Quy Nhon Port and even the entire central Vietnam.

"Daming's sailor is probably going to live in Shajiabang permanently, otherwise how can he make such a careful arrangement?" Lao Ma thought in his heart, but he didn't realize that he had climbed Wailuo Mountain, and it was Yi Shijia who received him from Zhancheng.

At this time, Yi Shijia was still calling himself Marshal Tianpeng, but he was robbed by Lao Ma with a few words: "Second junior brother, let's not mention the little before I was beaten down from the mortal dust, okay?" If you're done early, go back, and Chang'e is still waiting for you at the door. Yi Shijia was also a little furious when he heard this great master speak so well.

"Ah, the national teacher is actually proficient in Chinese, and he seems to have studied the terroir of the Central Plains and even miscellaneous studies." Yi Shijia is asking for directions, after all, this old horse has a pair of colored eyes, white complexion, and it doesn't look like a breed with these Jiaozhi monkeys, but it is by no means Han, so you have to test the source of the knowledge and life experience of this great master.

If this great master can really penetrate the upper and lower five thousand years, then even if his errand this time is all ruined, where can a mortal be able to do it as an immortal?

It's better to leave a life and go back to gnaw on the head of the nest than to be killed by the witchcraft that is rampant here. It is said that the corpse here is a human during the day and a ghost at night, and often with people**, if this person does not come to meet ** for a day, he will die, if this corpse is tired of playing, and he does not come for a day, then this person must also die.

In short, as long as the divorce is awarded, this person will definitely die, who is going to ask for this unlucky bargain, it's not a joke, not to mention that the corpse of the ghost this night can fly out of his head and run to other people's houses to kill people and bloodthirsty at will.

Think about it, when you are warming up with the ladies at home or in other people's homes, there is such a dead man's head flying in next to you, even if you don't kill you, just watch the excitement and silly music in front of your eyes, even if we don't get killed, won't there be what happened to Bashan in Kou Baimen, can't it from now on?

Lao Ma also discovered Yi Shijia's inadequacy and even his jealousy, so he naturally watched others continue to be jealous of him by pretending to be a god and deceiving people all year round.

"The national teacher has never been to Middle-earth, but he knows a little about the humanities and things of Middle-earth, and this Chinese dialect is naturally self-intelligible, as for Mongolian and Hui, the national teacher also knows, why don't the national teacher talk to you in the northern Shaanxi dialect?"

"Damn, this is weird, this time it's really stubble, what can I do about it?" Yi Shijia is secretly complaining to himself, but Lao Ma doesn't want to force people too much, he is here to talk about business, not just to brag, if he is just bragging about it, in this one-third of an acre of land in Zhancheng and Jiaozhi, no one can brag about him, and even others will help him blow, and he can't bother to talk about it himself.

"You don't have to mind, my national teacher was a disciple of the Buddha in his previous life, and he came to the world in this life only to preach and save the world, not to harm others. However, even if the mission refuses to tell the task and inventory of this trip to the national division, the national division also knows a thing or two, and the mission is to plunder the goods and open up the territory for the Ming Dynasty, right? "God, really God!

Under the hands of this liar who has been running all his life, Yi Shijia is a nerd, Yi Shijia doesn't know anything about these simplest ways to observe words and feelings, and just with a few words from Lao Ma, he conquered Yi Shijia's heart, if Yi Shijia didn't have any silver on his body, he would have wanted to pay out of his own pocket to ask the national teacher in front of him to give him a hanging.

But in addition to having no money in his pocket, he guessed that even if this old horse was awesome, he was afraid that the Book of Changes, the Five Elements, the Art of Yin and Yang, the Science of Kanyu, and what Mai Shen would never understand, at this moment Yi Shijia thought of this, and just because he was thinking about the Book of Changes, the Five Elements Gossip or something, he was looking at the compass and compass in a daze.

。 This scene was seen by the old horse again, and the old horse secretly screamed to himself, so he began to grab Yi Shijia's right hand cross-legged to help the lady in front of him look at it.

Yi Shijia naturally didn't know which hand to stretch out, and even if he did, he wouldn't dare to question the decision of this national teacher who existed like an earth fairy.

So under the flickering of the old horse, Yi Shijia was impressed by the five-body body and threw himself to the ground, and sent a few kowtows to the national teacher to express his respect.

In the end, under the magic power of this earth fairy, Yi Shijia was fooled by the old horse to look at the palmistry, and at the same time explained the purpose and inventory of the trip to others, and explained the intention word for word.

He didn't want to think about it, if the person in front of him was really an earth fairy, he heard that Yi Shijia's Daming fleet was here with such a bloody and greedy purpose, and he didn't slap them all back to Leifeng Pagoda for five hundred years?

Then our self-proclaimed Marshal Tianpeng Yi Daren can only wait like his senior brother Sun Monkey to wait five hundred years later, and it happens that a monk will pass by and be able to save him, but what if the person who comes is not Tang Seng but Fahai?

Maybe the child's sentence will have to be extended. But after listening to Yi Shijia's truth, this earth fairy was not only not annoyed, but turned happy.

"Since the national teacher can be treated with sincerity by the superiors, according to the local folk customs, he should help the major affairs of the superiors. The upper cha can go and say to Indra, the chief of the betel nut of Champang, that is, the lord of my family Ruan has agreed to the mediation of the upper cha, and will no longer regard himself as the suzerainty of Champa in the future, and hope to replace the division between father and son with a brotherly alliance in the future. ”

"Is that true?" Yi Shijia asked in surprise. Lao Ma said quietly: "Sure enough, the monks don't speak. Don't talk about such trivial things, the name of this Jiaozhi country was changed back by the national teacher after saying a word. ”

"Oh, the name of this country of Cochin has been known for a long time!"

"It's been around for a long time, but recently it's been called Vietnam by these chiefs, isn't it getting harder and harder according to the Chinese meaning? The national division didn't like it, so I changed it back in one sentence, and it was good to call it Jiaozhi. Yi Shijia pondered for a while, and asked blankly: "But this Jiaozhi, Jiaozhi, according to Chinese, doesn't it also have the meaning of stinky feet and toes?" "A nerd and a dead liar, one of them is pretending, the other is raising the bar, and in the end they break up unhappily.

Before leaving, the national teacher also left a sentence: "The mission has benefited the Ming Dynasty, and don't forget the power of the national division. ”

"That's nature, that's nature, I don't know if it's possible for someone Yi to come back after he returns to China, but no matter who takes over the post of consolation envoy for someone Yi in the future, he doesn't dare to shake the status and prestige of the national teacher. Let's divide up the products of the South Seas together. The two of them said goodbye to each other, and as they left, they both exuded that lewd and treacherous smile.