Chapter 900 - Graceful
It's just that this meeting gave Yi Shijia a bottom in his heart and gained benefits, but Ma Shangbei, who had just walked out and had not yet had time to board the ship to return to land, was stopped by several martial artists in the Ming Navy: "Ma Da liar!" You stop me, Lao Tzu recognized you as soon as you entered the door, you are good, now you have become the national teacher here, you eat fragrant and drink spicy, but the brothers are still fighting and working hard. Say it! When will you pay back the five hundred taels of silver and twelve gold ingots you owed Lao Tzu a few years ago? If you dare to say a 'no', Lao Tzu will chop you up and throw you into the sea to feed Wang Ba now. "The dignified national teacher, who was still majestic and heroic just now, was carried by an ordinary hundred households of the Ming army in a blink of an eye, and struggled hopelessly like a macaque to the back of a thatched hut.
"Shangguan Xiu is going to be angry, the national division doesn't know Shangguan, I'm afraid that Shangguan has already recognized the wrong person, and the national division has to change Shangguan's slip of the tongue, in this sea, there is no Wang Ba at all, only the turtle understands." A resounding slap replaced the answer of the hundred households.
In the blink of an eye, a sanctimonious immortal body cried endlessly: "You actually beat me, I only borrowed 500 yuan and 12 steamed buns from you before leaving in the first few years, and you actually beat your brother for this little!" Even if you ask me for five hundred taels of silver and twelve gold ingots, you're going crazy! ”
"Hahaha, I finally admitted that your kid is a Martha liar, if I don't say that, how can you admit it? Lao Tzu thinks you are rich but doesn't recognize Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu saved you on the battlefield, and helped you coil and dry food when you fled, if you forget these, Lao Tzu will really throw you into the sea to feed the turtle, no, just feed Wang Ba, what do you love! "Grab the old horse and start beating people in the Ming army hundred households called Hu San'er, also known as 'mixed three'er', people are not stunned on weekdays, but quite righteous, really once saved the life of the old horse on the battlefield, and also helped the old horse when the old horse fled from Wuchang, although the money and dry food are not much, but in the same poor army, bitter haha' between the two 'mixed San'er' and Ma Shangbei, it is light and affectionate.
Now that he has met his old acquaintance in a foreign country, Lao Ma just tried not to know him for the sake of his disguise, but he was beaten up and had to admit who he was in no one's place.
These two were enemies just now, but now they have become relatives, this kiss who screams a brother and a brother screams is like crawling out of a mother's womb.
"Why did the eldest brother fall to this, how is the Dashun Army now?" Chao San'er said: "Hey, don't mention it, brother, our Dashun army has already ended, at that time, since you left, brother and I found the team again, and returned to the Ming army with the second tiger brother Liu Tichun and Hao Shaoqi." Hey, let me tell you, Hao Shaoqi has now become the most powerful official in our Ming Dynasty, and he is also the biggest general, and the official position of Brother Erhu is not low now. It's just that my brother and I were stunned because of weekdays, and I caught up with the queue to play when I entered the school training camp, but I didn't expect my brother to stand in the wrong team in a daze, and I went to the group of sailors by mistake. But the rice hasn't been eaten yet, and the meat in the bowl hasn't been eaten yet, so I caught up with the assembly number of the water master, and my brother and I became the water master in a daze, and immediately followed the team to Dongguan in a daze, I'm afraid that Brother Erhu is still looking for me now. Ma Shangbei said in surprise: "I'll take it, brother, you can really do it, you can run thousands of miles after eating." No, counting this trip, you've already traveled 25,000 miles, right? I interviewed you, what was the meal at the beginning? Mixed San'er slapped his thigh: "I'm also fucking greedy, and I found that there was a lot of meat in the water master's stove, so I went to mix rice, but I really thought it was our second tiger brother's team, at that time, the second tiger brother's team was also expanding, and there were all kinds of rebel armies from Shaanxi and Shanxi, as well as ordinary farmers and herdsmen, if this is our old team, I' Even if it's two, you can always know the way, but because you want to eat a few pieces of meat, Lao Tzu's physique of more than 300 catties is now two hundred and five. I've lost almost 100 pounds, and I'm really panicked! Ma Shangbei took a deep breath and said, "Eh, my immeasurable Tianzun, you not only lost a hundred catties of weight for a piece of meat, but you were also pulled out for a 25,000-mile long march!" You're a legend of your mother. Mixed San'er said sharply: "Don't talk about that nonsense, tell me what is going on with yourself, I can tell you, the emperor of the Ming Dynasty is now, okay, the old is amazing, the Tartars are about to be scrapped, Shaanxi and Jiangnan are now all our territory, I heard that now Shanxi and Henan have also been recaptured by us, the teams over there in Nanjing have been beaten back to the Huai River, are about to enter Shandong, before coming, Nanjing City is also surrounded by us, there should be nothing to do, the dog Tartar is afraid that it will not be a few days away. The emperor never looked at our rebel army differently, brother, because I followed the team of Brother Erhu, so I didn't catch up, but Hao Shaoqi's team has a lot of our comrades-in-arms, and they are all personal guards for our current emperor, what is it called Jingwei. ”
"Ma Shangbei, who has a little ink in his stomach, replied casually, and mentioned 'Jingwei', I said, why did you come here to reclaim the sea?" Mixed San'er said again: "Don't interrupt, I can tell you, we are all brothers in life and death, although you are not Han, but you are also a part of our Ming Kingdom, we don't dare to do something to betray the country, if I let my brother know that you are betraying our Ming, brother, I will definitely cut your robe with you, and the white knife goes in and the red knife goes out." Do you understand? Don't think your dog's paws are big, have you ever seen a fist the size of a casserole? Let's see that Lao Tzu won't kill you when the time comes. Ma Shangbei shrank his neck and said: "Brother, what are you talking about, even if my little horse is unbearable in your eyes, I will never do anything to forget my ancestors, I am now talking about big things with Lord Yi, this time I heard that Lord Yi has to go back, but after leaving, this Wailuo Mountain will be used as an outpost of Daming, if you don't want to go back to find Brother Erhu, it is good to have a future here." Brother, my words, Guan Bao asked my brother to be the thousand households in this Wailuo Mountain stronghold, what do you think? When you become a thousand households, you can mix up a dog-like person, so you can go back and let Brother Erhu praise you, if you go back like this, if Brother Erhu knows that you will lose a hundred pounds on your body because of a piece of meat, not to mention, you have no reason to make a 25,000-mile long march, and you will not be laughed to death by Brother Erhu! ”