Chapter Forty-Seven: The Fool Sent to the Door

I finally dreamed that the next time I ate meat, I was disturbed by the dog's leftovers, and I was even more angry when I looked at his little white face.

"Dog, what are you yelling at in the morning? Don't you see that I'm sleeping soundly! ”

Gou Yu didn't care about the bickering, and said anxiously: "Brother Da Lang, just now I went out to go to the thatched house, and saw a lot of people surrounded outside the yard, and when I saw me, I shouted for firewood."

Go out and see if they're trying to steal our firewood!" ”

The dog rolled over and muttered, "Did you finish peeing?" ”

The dog was stunned and replied blankly: "No, I'll come back after half of the pee..."

The dog said lazily: "Then you go out and continue to pee, and by the way, tell those people that they will come first and then stand in line, and they will start to distribute in the middle of the hour!" ”

The dog was confused, stopped talking several times, and finally stamped his foot and walked out.

His head shrank into the quilt, feeling the residual heat, and suddenly heard a high and low outside, and the noise couldn't stop for a long time. sighed, if you weren't worried about the dogs, you wouldn't care about them!

The cold cotton clothes are put on the body, but fortunately, it is only the outer layer that is still shivering, and the winter days are really not good.

Craned his neck and walked out of the house, and saw that more than 30 people had come outside the yard. It's still an acquaintance, this old guy came early in the morning, and he's not afraid of frostbite! Look at the dog leftovers being spitted in his hands by him.

This old man dared to beat Liu Sanlang with a cane, and his little beggar couldn't be provoked, looking at the dog looking at himself pitifully, he quickly replied with a helpless expression.

"Hey, you boy, do you have breathless eyes? Old man, I rushed over early, just waiting to get firewood and go home to light the fire, why don't you hurry up and send firewood, and squeeze your eyebrows and make something there! Believe it or not, old man, I'm going to whip you two sticks! ”

As the protagonist of this book, this appearance has to be attractive, you see, how popular it is.

Bent over and shouted: "It's coming, it's a little cramping in the mouth just now, and it's starting to be sent, come on, boss, the kid will give it to you first!" ”

The old man snorted, took the firewood handed over by the dog, and reached out to take out ten copper coins from his arms and threw them to the dog next to him, and scolded angrily: "You little profiteer, the government says that it only costs ten yuan, so you can get one more yuan a day earlier?" The old man is just these ten articles, do you like to accept them! ”

After saying that, he spat and walked out with firewood on his back and crutches.

A load of firewood is a hundred pounds, and the old man carries it and walks away, and the dog only shakes his head: I can't mess with it...

Since it started, the later ones were also sent in order, some went and some came, and there were no fewer people after an hour, and it was thanks to Xiaokang who bought cooking cakes and came back to have an excuse to stop.

After eating the cooking cake in his hand in three or five bites, he picked up the warm boiling water that had been dried next to him and poured it into it as soon as he tilted his neck. Hiccup said to the dog next to him: "How do you go to the village to collect firewood, you know?" ”

The dog bit the cake and nodded.

The dog looked sideways at the door of the shed and saw that there was no one there, so he whispered to the dog: "This time, we will pay six cents to collect, continue to give the village elder a penny, let him find good firewood, and when Dakang and they come, you will go to the next village!" ”

After speaking, he turned his head to Hu Dakang and the brothers: "After a while, you two will go directly to the county government to call Huang Lao, who is catching up with the big car, and I told Liu Sanlang yesterday that they will continue to follow us to pull firewood outside the city today!" ”

Hu Dakang nodded and said I know.

The dog reminded: "Remember to buy a gourd of rice wine for Huang Laohan!" ”

Dakang nodded again in understanding.

drank another bowl of water, saw that there were a lot of people lined up outside, sighed and stood up on his knees, and several of them also stood up, went out and turned around to see Dasha still sitting in place, and the dog said angrily: "Liu Dasha, what are you still doing there stupidly?" ”

Dasha said aggrievedly: "You didn't give me a job, and I don't know what to do!" ”

They all shouted that people were stupid, and it seemed that we were small-minded to be angry with him, didn't we, calm down and tell him: "You are responsible for distributing firewood today." ”

Dasha said hello, and happily ran to send firewood, look, what a good child, but the brain is a little stupid.

Greed for cheapness is engraved in people's blood and passed down from generation to generation regardless of race and gender, even if it is a thousand years later, the level of education is higher today, and the greed for cheapness is not only repeatedly banned, but it is more justified to do it.

The premise of being greedy is that you have to have a thick skin, if you really can't give up your face, then there is a high wisdom of the head that people can't notice, it's okay.

I'm afraid that those guys who are reluctant to face and stupid can't do it, I wanted to take care of you for a while, just like the one in front of me, holding a wooden sign with the number of 'eighty-eight' written in his hand and handing it to the dog, the words are right, but you are so good to go for a snack, you look around, people are holding notes issued by the county government, you are too out of place!

Before I asked you two sentences, I began to shed tears, if it weren't for the fact that you were a little lady who kicked you out and took the eleven yuan in her hand, the little girl stopped crying, and happily ran to Dasha to ask for firewood, so slender body didn't know where the strength came from to drag the pyre and staggered out.

"Next!"

A middle-aged man came over, the dog lazily stretched out his hand, took a crumpled piece of paper, opened it and looked, okay, it's No. 88 again!

Looking at the bearded appearance of the man, the dog rolled his eyes and said, "I said big brother, are you fake?" ”

The man's round eyes glared, "What's the matter, I'm the same note as theirs, you can't help but give it to me!" ”

Gou'er: "Big brother, although you are a note, but the words on it are written with a brush, you..."

The man smiled and said: "Didn't I find a brush, so I made do with charcoal, it's all black anyway, hurry up, give you money, give me firewood!" ”

Huang Cancan's eleven copper coins were placed in front of him, and he didn't want it, but he took it unconsciously with his hand, so he had to pat his hand in annoyance and said, "Don't take it as an example."

"Here, next!" The dog waved and shouted.

This time it was a thin little man who came over, and as soon as he came over, he handed the note to the dog, and the dog opened it and became angry: "Do you have an old relationship with No. 88 one by one!" Can't you change the numbers to a different number? ”

The little man said innocently: "What I am is true, I queued up last night to get it from the yamen." ”

Dog: ...

It was sent back and forth in the morning, and a lot of firewood was sent, but the money was just a little bit, looking at half a bucket of copper coins, and the points were less than six dollars of silver, and thousands of catties of firewood had a very intuitive visual difference. I always feel that I am at a loss, but firewood is at this price, and thanks to this heavy snowfall, I can earn a few more pennies.

I don't know how other people's businesses are done, and I can earn a few taels of silver by talking about it.

I'm still thinking about how to make a lot of money here, and there was a mess in the queue over there, so I hurriedly went over and asked, and the two men said that they were one step ahead of each other, and they didn't give in to each other and then they fought. Where did you get such a big temper day by day, and you are not afraid of the cold on the ground?

Hurriedly stretched out his hand to pull it out, but was pushed out by the two men, and the dog's temper also came up, hey! In the master's territory, he didn't give me face, so he rushed in with a shout, and was pushed back in an instant.

Sitting on the ground with a butt, looking at the two of them, since you want to fight, then you will fight happily, I will not stop you, watching the two men pull their hair and their clothes one by one, rolling around on the cold ground.

Chinese people love to be lively this hobby since ancient times, look at the more and more lively here, the crowd that was still in a hurry to queue up, hula la all around, almost the newly repaired fence wall collapsed again. Look at the lively, never afraid of big things, one by one, they are still pointing fingers and feet, what are the bad tricks, "breaking fingers" and "inserting nostrils", listening to the dog straight into a cold sweat.

Seeing the two people fighting, one with a blue nose and swollen face, and the other with a red face, they had already stopped their hands and stood there scolding each other. The dog sighed, you said that it was a cold day, why bother the two of them to fight like this, but it was really enjoyable to watch, hehehe...

The surrounding spectators also seemed to enjoy watching it, and when they saw that the two of them stopped, they began to coax, flickering the two of them to continue fighting.

Those two people are also sticks, and they were about to start beating by others in a few words, but fortunately, they stopped them with a loud shout.

"Get out of the way! Get out of the way for grandpa! ”

If you are so arrogant, in this Yuchuan City, the servants in the yamen dare to say it.

"I'm deaf, make way for grandpa, squeeze what!" Before the words fell, a crack flashed in the crowd, and then five officials with waist knives walked out of it, led by Liu Sanlang's personal follower Wang Qige.

When the dog saw it, he hurriedly ran over and hugged his fists and saluted: "Brother Wang, you are here!" ”

Wang Laoqi nodded, rubbed two round iron balls in his hand to look at the two people fighting on the ground, turned his head to the dog and asked, "What's the matter with these two goods?" ”

This kind of private brawl is not allowed in civil law, but in Longzhou, where the people are fierce, it is a common occurrence to fight if they disagree, so as long as the two sides are not troubled by others, they generally will not care.

But once you are troubled to the government, it will be light if you are hit by a few boards, and if it is serious, you will be in prison. As for whether the matter is serious or not, one looks at the mood of the yamen, and the other depends on the number of points made by the parties.

Those who can run over in the morning to buy cheap firewood are some poor people, and then look at the clothes of the two people must be coolies and stick men, although the two of them just didn't give themselves a face, but the dog didn't want the two of them to be arrested and imprisoned by the yamen, so he immediately hugged his fists and said: "Brother Wang, these two fools are here for the sake of priority, and the winner is in front, and the winner is in front, and the winner is not about to be divided." ”

Wang Laoqi looked at the two people on the ground, laughed and scolded the fool and turned around to go out, and the officials who followed next to him hurriedly stepped forward to drive the people who were blocking to both sides.

After such a play, the people around who were watching the excitement lost their minds, and quickly withdrew to line up, and the two people who were fighting on the ground were even more afraid.

trembling and came over to thank the dog, the dog rolled his eyes and didn't care about the two of them, and quickly turned around and chased Wang Laoqi.

At that moment, the dog led a few officials into the shed, let them sit with each other first, confessed their crimes, and hurriedly went to boil a pot of hot water, and beckoned a few people to drink slowly.

Wang Laoqi picked up a bowl of water, blew lightly on the side, and then slowly drank it into his stomach with a 'squeak', put down the bowl on the table, looked up and asked the dog: "Little dog, do you still have an impression of the two people who shouted last night?" ”

The dog lowered his head and thought for a while, and said, "The person who shouted in front of his head has a pockmarked face, and he seems to have seen it somewhere in his impression, but he can't remember it." ”

Wang Laoqi nodded and said, "At that time, I only heard the voice, but I didn't see anyone. ”

The dog sighed and said, "If I had to look at him again, I would definitely remember who he was!" ”

Wang Laoqi rolled his eyes and said: "People are not stupid, how can they throw themselves into the net and let you take another look and grab the handle?" ”

As soon as the words fell, I heard a burst of scolding from outside, and Wang Laoqi ran out of his legs.