Chapter 48 Beating the Rabbit with Grass
Seeing Wang Laoqi running out with a happy face, the dog was also confused and hurriedly followed, but before he went out, he saw Wang Laoqi, who had originally run outside the door, turned back and came in, closed the shed door, pouted and secretly looked out in the crack of the door.
Is this a fuss? The dog was puzzled, and was about to step forward to ask, Wang Laoqi turned his head and smiled at the dog: "There are really fools sent to the door!" ”
"How?" The dog asked.
Wang Laoqi pointed his finger outside and turned to a few people: "This voice, I remember, is the person who stirred up trouble last night." ”
The dog looked happy and asked, "Then why are you waiting to go out and catch them!" ”
Wang Laoqi shook his head and said, "Wait first, see if he has any accomplices, and when they all come out, they will be arrested together." ”
After speaking, he instructed the next few officials to stand in the arrest position, some in front and one behind, trying not to let anyone escape.
Seeing that there was a mess outside, Dasha was even more stunned and at a loss, and the dog hurriedly said: "Brother Wang, why don't I go out and appease and appease first?" ”
Wang Laoqi thought about it and nodded, and told the dog not to disturb them, and the dog should hurry up.
Go out and close the door, pretend to be casual and slowly walk to the back of the crowd, looking for a gap to squeeze in.
I saw five or six men pushing and shoving a little baby, where they were scolding, what "received the little baby's firewood money, but did not give firewood to others, a group of orphans, old and young, were frozen at home in winter, and today I came here to ask for an explanation, so that the profiteers who deceived the good people could learn a profound lesson."
The man headed by has a pockmarked face, this face flashed by last night, I didn't see it clearly, today I took a closer look, and I was happy in my heart, I was thinking about how to treat you in the first few days, but I didn't expect you to rush to die, I can only blame you for jumping too much and not seeing yourself clearly!
The man behind him looks a little scary, with a long scar on his face, and when he speaks excitedly, the scar is like a living centipede, and the eyes of the people around him dare not dock with him, but the dog is not afraid, because he knows that he is about to be unlucky hehe...
gave a naked signal to the back, meaning that they didn't have to wait any longer and came out to arrest people.
Seeing that several officials pulled out their waist knives one after another, and some of them had blocked the door of the fence with fast legs, the dog was not in a hurry to tidy up his clothes, and shouted at the crowd: "Who dares to make trouble in Grandpa's territory!" ”
The people around him hula pulled out of the way, and the dog walked in domineeringly, without looking at the people, he walked straight to Xiaolang who was pushed to the ground, bent down to help him up and said softly, and hid beside him! Then he turned to the man with a scar on his face and said, "I said Liu Laoscar, when did you get involved with the scoundrel Zhang Mazi."
After finishing speaking, he pointed to a man who came with them and said, "Hey, Jin Cripple, you are also here, you two don't feel at ease begging for food, are you hugging your thighs?" ”
The row that appeared seemed to be a little domineering, and for a while he shook where those big men were, until the leading man whispered a few words to Liu Laoscar, and then he regained his look.
"I said which master is it, it turned out to be Zhao Da Xiucai, the dead father's big dog! It's so majestic that I almost bluffed my grandfather" (in the Song Dynasty, there were no "Tongsheng" and "Xiucai" two levels of merit, so at that time, any scholar without merit could be called Xiucai or Tongsheng)
Daddy and mother have always been a trauma in the dog's heart, where can this scoundrel be ridiculed, and immediately spit on the pockmarked ugly face, and quickly retreated to the back, pointing at his nose and scolding: "A scoundrel who is a dirty bachelor dares to insult my father, it is really shameless, reckless of being a person, even an animal." ”
With such sharp language, how could that pock-faced ruffian endure it, he blushed at the moment, and strode over to beat the dog as soon as he touched the saliva on his face.
The dog neither dodged nor dodged but looked at him with a mocking face, angry he was furious, raised his right fist and was about to smash the dog's face, only to hear the sound of "boom" in the air, a chain iron ball flew from outside the crowd, and it was accurately wrapped around the head of the pock-faced man, and the pock-faced man only came to scream in pain, and he fainted to the ground.
The envious dog of this stunt drooled, and immediately shouted to Wang Laoqi, who squeezed in from the crowd: "Brother Wang Qi, your martial arts are really amazing, the kid really wants to worship you as a teacher to learn a trick!" ”
Wang Laoqi snorted and said coldly: "You kid don't need to learn, that sharp mouth can be used as a weapon." ”
Dogs: ......
It is estimated that he pretended to be a little too much, and the old brother was unhappy, so he quickly bent over and explained: "Brother Seven, you don't know how vicious they are in doing things, the kid has several partners who have broken their legs and feet in the past, and thrown them on the street to help them beg for money, and some beautiful ones have been sold to rich people as small servants, and they have not come back." ”
Wang Laoqi nodded, and said with a slightly pale face: "You don't have to be angry in the future, and in the end, learning to be as annoying as them is." ”
The dog hurriedly bowed his head and was taught.
Several scoundrels in the back saw that the leader was knocked unconscious, and the timid ones covered their heads on the spot and lay on the ground, boldly turned around and ran, and then the officials who blocked the back road were cut to the ground with the back of a knife.
The golden lame man, don't look at the people only have a good leg, the escape is fast, the two servants couldn't catch up with him for a while, thanks to the dog's fence wall built tall and sturdy, jumped and didn't go out, and when he knocked down, he had been chased by the officials and fell to the ground.
Looking at the golden cripple who was dragged over by the two servants like a pig, the dog stretched out his little finger to him with disdain. I haven't tortured you yet, you are crying and shouting a ball, the scholar Zhang Dalang didn't cry when he pressed the bloody handprint, and then look at Zhang Erlang still singing a little song in the prison, your crying face is full of tears, and you have lost your face.
As soon as he squatted in front of Liu Laoscar and wanted to praise him for being a gentleman, he didn't snort so far, when he heard Wang Laoqi behind him shouting again, he hurriedly ran over, and saw him pulling the pockmarked face head with his foot and looking at it curiously.
"Puppy, do you recognize them?"
The dog said yes.
"Who they are, you tell me".
Gou'er nodded and pointed to the pock-faced man on the ground and said: "This person is Laizi from Zhangjia Village, and the Zhang brothers who were arrested in front of the head seem to have some relatives, after coming to the city, he suddenly disappeared, and he was not caught last time, it stands to reason that he should have escaped when he heard the previous incident, and I don't know why he came to take the risk to do this." ”
As soon as Wang Laoqi heard that he was a colleague in the previous Zhang family brothers' case, his eyes immediately lit up, and he told the dog with a smile that he had a way to pry his mouth open.
The dog nodded, and after three silent condolences to this man in his heart, he pointed to the golden lame man who was still crying in the distance and said: "He called the golden lame man a beggar" and pointed to the silent Liu Laoscar and said: "He is the same, you have seen the two of them in the beggar's den in Xichengfang, as for the rest of the people, I don't recognize them." ”
Wang Laoqi nodded, and immediately called someone to tie up a few of them firmly, and Liu Mazi, the leader, personally escorted him back to the yamen.
Watching them go away, the dog sighed, this small broken yard is singing several big plays today, not only the dog is enjoyable, the people who come to buy firewood are even more relishing, three or five groups gathered together to talk about the tongue, and some also gestured to Wang Laoqi throwing the iron chain ball posture and threw a log on the roof of the shed.
After a closer look, it was actually this goods, and the angry dog walked over without pedaling, kicked him to the ground, pointed at him and scolded: "Wang Xiaoyi, what are you crazy about, you smashed this shed and you went to climb up and repair it!" ”
After finishing speaking, he said to the big fool next to him: "Where did you run away when I was fighting with Zhang Mazi just now?" ”
Dasha was stunned and said: "I'm here, where there are too many people I can't squeeze in, I can only see it when I stand on this wood!" ”
The angry dog kicked him twice, and finally pointed at his nose and scolded: "In the future, when you see me arguing with others, stand next to me, otherwise you will be hungry every day!" ”
"I, I know Brother Da Lang," Dasha replied aggrievedly.
When he turned his head and saw that Wang Xiaoyi was still lying on the ground, he scolded fiercely: "Why are you still lying on the ground, I didn't have to kick you hard, do you think the ground is not cold enough!" ”
Wang Xiaoyi quickly stood up with a groan, patted his buttocks and looked at the dog in a daze with Dasha.
The anger was also sprinkled, the fire was extinguished, and the dog pointed at them and ordered: "Dasha sends firewood, Xiaoyi collects money, and a load of firewood is not allowed to be less than 11 yuan, and if anyone makes trouble, tell them to be carefully arrested by the yamen and beaten on the board!" Did you two remember? ”
The two of them nodded in unison, and seeing that they both remembered, the dog said let's go, and walked out the door with his hands copied.
Dasha on the side asked curiously, "Brother Da Lang, what are you doing?" ”
The dog said angrily: "I went to the city gate to see, I didn't bring a cart of firewood for so long, and I saw that the courtyard was almost gone, so I went to the city gate to pick it up." ”
The cold hand is tucked into the sleeve, and after a while it will become warm, and if you hold something in your hand, you can't do it, so you can only wrap the palm tightly with fur and tie a dead knot to prevent it from falling off.
Tie the dead knot this thing is the door craft, don't look at it inconspicuously and look at it carefully, there is great wisdom in it, for example, Liu Tou, who guards the city gate, people can use a piece of rabbit skin to gently wrap the whole hand, layer by layer tightly tied, leaving only half of the finger, and then hold the cold red tasseled spear in his hand.
There are those ordinary soldiers who only cover their palms with a layer, and from time to time they have to tighten them tightly, and there are even more stupid ones who directly tie their palms and spears together, and when they are tired and want to replace their arms, they have to untie the dead knot first.
The dog thinks it's not good, because when you go to the battlefield, the enemy won't have time for you to solve it slowly, but will only stab you to death.
Of course, Liu Tou also saw this problem, this was not a lesson for the stupid soldier, and he didn't beat or scold, but just tied his two hands to the handle of the gun at the same time, and let him stand quietly next to him.
Seeing the dog coming, Liu Tou said hello from afar, "Little dog, what are you doing here?" ”
Dog Shili said: "Master Liu, it's nothing, the firewood in the courtyard is almost finished, and I don't see them pulling back a car, so I'm in a hurry to come to the city gate to take a look." ”
Liu Tou said: "What's the hurry, let them wait after the firewood is distributed, the guy with hands and legs, usually has a lot of free time to bask in the sun at home, and he doesn't know how to prepare the firewood in advance for the winter, and he knows that he is a group of brainless fools at a glance!" A lot of age is not as good as a few of you. ”
The two men raised their hands for a quarter of an hour, their arms were already shaking tiredly, and their hands were tied to the wooden handles and could not be put down, and a straight gun was dangling with them.
Liu Tou's gang of people and dogs are very familiar, and he can't bear to be tired anymore, so he walked up to the man with a smile and said while untying the skin on his hand: "Brother Hu, learn from Liu Ye well, this kind of life-saving trick must be learned." ”
The soldier surnamed Hu hurriedly said loudly: "You must study hard, if you don't learn it, you will cut off this head." ”
The dog laughed and said: "What do you want your head for, you just need to buy a pot of good wine for Liu Ye to taste!" ”
The soldier hurriedly touched his head and nodded.
Liu Tou next to him snorted and let him go.