Volume 1: A Mess After the Crossing Chapter 23: Only One Successor Is Accepted in a Generation
Listening to the words of the black-headed tuo, Li Yinglong said mockingly: "Okay, you are big, grandma dry skin, such an old person, you actually came up with such a bad idea, and shamelessly played this kind of ghost trick with a child like me. Forget it, I don't know you in general, if you don't want to kowtow, don't kowtow, I'm leaving, hey, old bastard, where is the way out?
The black-headed bastard ignored him but circled around him, shaking his head and commenting while spinning in circles: You little bastard is really not good, thin and withered, the little head scar is strange, although he has practiced martial arts for a few days, but his internal strength is weak and pitiful, he is really not suitable to be my black-headed tu's apprentice, but, there is no way, who told you that this little bastard broke my Zhou Tian Great Array and I lost to you, and I will just accept your little bastard.
It's as if he has suffered a loss, although Li Yinglong has been malnourished since he was a child and has grown relatively thin, his physique is still good, especially the physique of learning martial arts, or the root bone of learning martial arts is really very good, and it is not an exaggeration to call it a rare genius in a century.
Hearing this, Li Yinglong said: Hey, old bastard, who wants to be your ghost apprentice, tell you, you like to find whoever you want, just don't beat your grandfather and my idea.
The black head still ignored his stubble, and after a few turns, he suddenly stopped in front of him and said with a strange smile: Grandma's, that's it, little bastard, you immediately kneel down and kowtow to me nine times, I will pretend not to agree, and then, you kowtow to me nine more times, I still don't agree, so you kowtow to me nine times, and I, I will make a look that I can't get in the way, and I will reluctantly accept you, after the apprenticeship ceremony is completed, I will officially teach you the martial arts of our Black Tuo Gate.
What is this, how does it sound a little shameless, ah, no, it's not a little shameless, it's too shameless. There is still this kind of apprentice master in the world, oh, people don't agree to be his apprentice, he even took the trouble to let people worship him, and he worshiped him three times, and then he pretended to be reluctant to accept them, the most shameless thing is that he even told his own thoughts in front of others, is this straightforward, or idiot? Or it's wonderful, yes, it's wonderful, and it's wonderful, it can't be more wonderful, isn't it, the world is really wonderful.
Hearing this, Li Yinglong was so angry that he couldn't help scolding: Old bastard, who wants to kowtow to you and worship you as a teacher, it's almost the same if you kowtow to my grandfather and worship me as a teacher, no, no, if you want to worship you, you can only worship my apprentice as a teacher, and it is more appropriate to be my apprentice and grandson. Yes, that's it, when I go back, I will find an apprentice as soon as I go, and I will inform you how to go to apprenticeship.
After that, he looked at the black head who was standing opposite him and breathed out angrily after listening to his words: Yo, how happy to be like that, happy to exhale out, by the way, do you admire my idea very much, think I am a very smart person, tell you, that's right, your grandfather and I are a smart person, and the world's smartest person, much smarter than you, the old bastard, if we compare, then you are a retarded person, hey, old bastard, You said I was right.
The black-headed tuo was indeed angry, and his two eyes bulged out vigorously, and it is estimated that if there were no eye sockets to block it, his two eyes might have exploded directly.
Suddenly, he raised his foot and pointed fiercely on Li Yinglong's leg and shouted: "What's the matter, little bastard, what are you talking about, you kneel down for Grandpa Toutuo."
Li Yinglong fell to his knees at once, but he jumped up again, and shouted with a grin at the black-headed tuo: Old bastard, I won't kneel, I'll be angry with you, angry with you.
The black-headed tuo raised his leg and knocked him down again, originally Li Yinglong wanted to dodge, with the speed of his martial arts foundation in his previous life, he should theoretically be able to dodge, but the fact is that he just can't dodge, although he saw that the speed of the black-headed tuo's leg is not very fast, but he just can't dodge, hell.
In fact, there is nothing strange about this, because this black-headed Tuo's martial arts are too high, do you think, if a two- or three-year-old kid wants to dodge a kick from an adult, he can dodge.
After falling, Li Yinglong jumped up again, but it was useless, he was kicked down by the black-headed tuo again. After repeating this five or six times, Li Yinglong saw that he couldn't dodge, so he simply fell to the ground and didn't stand up.
Seeing this, the black-headed tuo was stunned and said: Hey, little bastard, what are you doing, it's a fool.
Li Yinglong said: Grandpa, I'm tired, I want to lie down and rest, can you take care of it?
The black head said: Little bastard, you are quite difficult, but if you meet Grandpa Toutuo and me, your set will not work, tell you, you stand up for me immediately, otherwise, I will break your two legs, so that you will never be able to stand up.
With that, he went to the side and found a stick, and put on a posture of beating people.
Seeing this, Li Yinglong suddenly shouted: Oh no, this old bastard is going to kill someone, he lost and lost face, he was afraid that people would laugh at him if it spread out, so he would kill the person who won him!
Hearing this, the black-headed man was stunned and said: Hey, little bastard, what are you shouting, who said that I was going to kill you, I just said that if you don't stand up, you will break your legs.
Li Yinglong argued: What is the difference between breaking my legs and killing me, my legs are broken, I can't stand up, I can't find food and drink, and I'm going to die in less than ten days, don't you mean killing me?
Hearing this, the black-headed tuo smiled, and said with a smile: Little bastard, you are quite able to talk crookedly, it seems that I really can't break your legs, what should I do?
As he spoke, the black-headed man tapped his head with his hand to make a thinking look, and suddenly, his face showed surprise and said: Yes, yes, little bastard, I don't believe that I can't subdue you.
After that, he took two steps forward and squatted down in front of Li Yinglong.
Seeing this, Li Yinglong said vigilantly: Hey, old bastard, what do you want to do? Let me tell you, don't think of any crooked ways to harm me, then you will be murder, murder, and I will go out to publicize your ugly things even if I am a ghost.
Hearing this, the black-headed man smiled and said: Don't worry, I won't do anything, and I won't do those things imagined in your ugly little head, and it's even more impossible to harm you, my old man finally found you such a smart and mentally handicapped apprentice, and if you hurt me, where can I find a good apprentice like you, so you can rest assured, I will never harm you, what about me, just let you kowtow to 3,600 ringing heads.
After that, he suddenly seemed to think of something and said: Ah, no, you can't let this little bastard kowtow so much, and you can't stand such kowtowing with broken head melon seeds made of tofu scum mixed with fart, once you knock your little head into a mess, you have to become mentally retarded if you are not mentally retarded, then you still kowtow------- yes, how many kowtows, oh, remember, just kowtow to three hundred and twenty-nine heads, ah, it's not right again, it's three nine twenty-seven heads, right, That's thirty-nine twenty-seven heads.
Hearing this, Li Yinglong said to the black-headed Tuo in a mocking tone: Hey, your bastard's math level is too poor, your physical education teacher taught it.
The black-headed tuo stopped talking nonsense with Li Yinglong, and suddenly clicked on his waist, which froze Li Yinglong at once, and then picked him up and knelt on the ground, and now Li Yinglong couldn't lie down anymore.
So the black-headed man said proudly: Little bastard, you can't lie down this time, hahaha------
Looking at the smug appearance of the black-headed tuo, Li Yinglong pursed his lips, and suddenly laughed "haha".
Seeing that Li Yinglong also smiled, the black-headed tuo couldn't help but be stunned, and then asked strangely: Little bastard, what are you laughing at, what reason do you have to laugh?
Li Yinglong said: Old bastard, you are really too smart, how can I kowtow if I can't lie down, I can't kowtow, how can you accept me as an apprentice, stupid, hahaha------
Hearing this, the black-headed tuo raised his hand and scratched his head and muttered: What this little bastard said makes sense, it's really not easy to do, this ------
Suddenly, his eyes lit up, and he slapped his hand on his head and said: Isn't this easy, hahaha------
laughed, pulled his legs and left, I don't know what kind of ghost idea he came up with to toss Li Yinglong.
After a while, the black-headed tuo came back, but at this time, there were two finger-thick hemp ropes on his hands, and he shook the rope to Li Yinglong and said proudly: Little bastard, do you see it, do you know what Grandpa Toutuo am going to do?
Li Yinglong thought that he was going to hang him with a rope, so he shouted again: The old bastard is going to hang people, hang the people who win him, and kill people!
The black-headed tuo raised his hand and slapped him on the head and scolded: Little bastard, who said that I was going to hang you, is it fun to hang you, besides, you are now my old man's apprentice, and you are also the only apprentice of my old man, hang you, I am sick, I can think of this kind of mentally retarded and idiotic thoughts, you are really a big wonder you.
After that, he turned behind Li Yinglong, then tied the two ends of the rope to his two ankles, and then pulled the other two ends of the rope to sit on the stone table not far in front of Li Yinglong, and then cleared his throat and shouted with a solemn look: The apprenticeship ceremony of the little bastard begins now.
After that, as soon as he pulled the rope, Li Yinglong's legs stilted, but his body and head and face fell to the ground.
So, the black-headed Tuo shouted: One kowtow, two kowtow, three kowtow------
shouted a pull, pulled nine times in a row and kowtowed nine times.
Now Li Yinglong is miserable, where is he kowtowing, it is simply a friendly contact between his face and the earth, and his face will become a flower after a while.
So, the black-headed tuo pretended to shout again: No, no, you are not suitable to be my apprentice, I can't accept it, absolutely can't accept it.
As he spoke, he pulled the rope again and made Li Yinglong's face touch the ground.
After touching it nine times, he pretended to shout again: No, you still can't accept it, look at your thin and withered, small head scar, how can you be my black-headed apprentice, don't accept it, resolutely don't accept it.
Then he directed and acted by himself, and then continued to pull the rope, so that Li Yinglong's face continued to touch the earth strongly, and touched it nine times fiercely.
After that, he made a helpless and reluctant agreement and said: Okay, okay, for the sake of your little bastard's sincerity, I will make an exception to accept you, from today on, your little bastard is the ninth generation of my Heituo Sect, remember, my Heituo Sect is a single passon, and only one apprentice is accepted in one generation.