Volume 1: A Mess After the Crossing Chapter 22: Messing Around
When Li Yinglong woke up, he found that he was in a garden, but this garden was not big, and the radius was only a few square abbots, he got up from the ground in confusion, and habitually raised his hand to scratch his head, and suddenly there was a piercing pain in his head, and he couldn't help screaming "Ahh
Li Yinglong looked around strangely, and found that he was in a cliff garden, that is to say, this garden was built in the middle of a deep ditch, with cliffs that could not be seen on three sides, and a deep ditch that did not see the bottom on one side.
Li Yinglong muttered puzzled: Grandma Ganpi, where is this, why am I here.
As soon as his words fell, a man's words suddenly came from behind a bush not far from him: No, it is not possible to go in like this, absolutely not.
Hearing the sound, Li Yinglong was startled, he didn't think that there was another person here, he hurriedly walked over with light steps, turned the bushes and saw that there was a big square stone table behind the bushes, the table was full of black and white small clay figures, one was dressed in black, wearing a golden hoop, long hair shawl, and a bearded strange head sitting at the stone table, he was holding a white clay figure in one hand, and a black clay figure in the other hand was carefully looking at the clay figures on the stone table and pondering.
Seeing that it was not a long-haired savage, Li Yinglong's hanging heart was put down, and he hurriedly walked over and bowed to the head and asked: This Taoist, what kind of place is this? Did you save me?
Hearing this, the head didn't raise his head and said: Your head hit so hard, you should sleep for five or six days, why do you get up in three days, and then go to sleep, don't shout here and affect my old man's formation.
Hearing this, Li Yinglong shouted in surprise: What, I've been sleeping here for three days? Oh no, no, the people in the village must be looking for me, no, I have to go home quickly.
After that, he turned his head to the other head and asked, "This Daoist, how can I get out?"
Tou Tuo pointed to the ditch with his hand: Jump down.
Hearing this, Li Yinglong was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but say in confusion: Jumping down, shouldn't I climb up, why do you want to jump?
Natoutuo ignored him at all, still concentrating on studying his formation.
Seeing that people ignored him, there was no way, Li Yinglong had to go to the ditch to find the way and look down, this look startled him, God! The ditch was dark and foggy, and he was bottomless, so angry he turned his head and scolded: What about Grandma, you want to kill me.
Of course, Tou Tuo ignored him and continued to fiddle with his little clay figurine.
Li Yinglong came over and shouted: Hey, tell me the way out, I want to go home.
Hearing this, Tou Tuo raised his head and glared at him fiercely and scolded: Little bastard, what are you yelling at, it has affected my formation, believe it or not, I will throw you back into the ditch to feed the beasts.
After scolding, a pair of eyes stared at the stone table again.
The angry Li Yinglong rushed to the stone table and was about to lift the table, but after looking at the stone table with his eyes, he felt that his strength might not be able to lift the big stone table, so he changed his mind again, picked up a small black clay figure and put it on an empty seat in the table, obviously he wanted to mess with this poor man.
Seeing this, Tou Tuo looked up at Li Yinglong in surprise and said: Boy, what are you doing, that seat is the door of death, you are looking for death.
Li Yinglong said casually: Where is life without death, do you understand?
Tou Tuo looked at Li Yinglong suspiciously, but didn't say anything, and pressed a white clay figure in his hand to the table, and Li Yinglong pressed a black clay figure to an empty seat without thinking.
Tou Tuo said in surprise: Huh!
Then, I saw him hold a white clay figure in the air and delay in putting it up.
Li Yinglong urged: Let go, what is there to think about, press the bar to count, and it is not about winning gold and silver.
Tou Tuo hesitated for a while before pressing the clay figure to an empty seat, Li Yinglong was so fast that he didn't want to put another black clay figure in his hand.
When the two put seven clay figurines on each other, the black-headed Tuo looked at the mold and stopped moving.
Seeing this, Li Yinglong urged again: Hurry up, release quickly, how can you be like a girl, so unpleasant.
Hearing this, the black-headed man threw a clay figure in his hand to the table, glared at Li Yinglong fiercely, and scolded: Little bastard, you are playing me, what else can I put if the formation is broken by you.
Li Yinglong didn't know any formations, he put them in a random way, the purpose was to let that Toutuo end the deduction of this bullshit formation as soon as possible, and then tell him that he would go back on the way out.
Hearing this, Li Yinglong was shocked and said: What, the formation is broken, but why didn't I see it.
The black-headed tuo thought that Li Yinglong was deliberately playing him, so he glared at him angrily, but he didn't say anything, thought about it and asked: Little bastard, you are very powerful, you actually understand the Zhou Tian Great Array, hey, who did you learn from, which one of your masters is in the martial arts?
Hearing this, Li Yinglong said secretly, old guy, why are you scolding me with a little bastard on the left and a little bastard on the right, do you think I won't scold your grandfather, I just look at your age and saved me again, I'm embarrassed to speak, who is afraid of whom, if you don't believe it, let's scold and scold.
After thinking about it, he opened his mouth and scolded word by word: Old bastard, you listen to grandpa, grandpa, I have never learned any bullshit formation from anyone, and I will not break the formation at all, grandpa just now, I was just messing around with you.
Hearing this, Tou Tuo was shocked, and his eyes widened and said: What, you don't understand the formation and even broke the formation, you little bastard is a god, God! If this spreads out, saying that my black-headed Zhou Tian Great Array was broken by a little bastard who doesn't understand the formation, wouldn't it be a big joke.
Hearing this, Li Yinglong gloated and said: Old bastard, don't do this and that, no matter what, I will break your formation.
Tou Tuo was unconvinced: You are a blind cat who bumped into a dead mouse, you can't count, start over, start again.
Hearing this, Li Yinglong sneered: Grandma Ganpi, you are such an old person, why are you still like a three-year-old child who doesn't admit it, if it's broken, it's broken, and what's the matter again.
Tou Tuo said: Who said that my black head Tuo didn't admit it, what kind of person am I, I have been walking the rivers and lakes for decades, and I have never been a man of my word, and I have never spoken a lot, you little bastard is talking nonsense, see if I don't pull off your little broken head melon seeds at once.
It turns out that the name of this head is called Heitou Tuo.
Li Yinglong said: You old bastard is still so trustworthy, that's great, you can kowtow to me.
Hearing this, the black-headed man was stunned and asked: What is kowtow to me?
Li Yinglong glared at the black head with his eyes and said: Grandma Ganpi, your formation is broken by me, which means that you lose to me, there is a rule in our place, the losing side must kowtow to the winning side, you are a big old man who never plays tricks, so you should kowtow to me three times happily.
Hearing this, the black-headed Tuo was dumbfounded, and said secretly: What about it, my famous and powerful black-headed Tuo of the Central Plains Martial Arts kowtowed to a milky hairy boy, if this is spread out, won't it make the martial arts colleagues laugh and lose their big teeth, how can my old man show up in the Central Plains Martial Arts again, damn, this is absolutely not good.
Seeing that the black-headed Tuo was stunned, Li Yinglong said proudly: Hey, I said, you knock or not, knock it quickly, I won't be reluctant if I don't knock, but I will definitely publicize it for you after I go out, I will say to people, famous, one-worded, and the head of the head who never counts, oh, no, one word less, it's the black-headed Tuo, and the black-headed Tuo loses and doesn't admit it.
Hearing this, the black-headed Tuo's eyes glared fiercely and said: Who said that my black-headed Tuo deceived Lai and did not admit it, who told you that my black-headed Tuo deceived Lai and did not admit it, I am just ------
Speaking of this, the black head suddenly stopped talking and didn't go on, and saw that he was stunned for a while, as if he had thought of something, and then 'haha' laughed, laughed, he said proudly: I just want to accept you as an apprentice, yes, accept you as my little bastard to be my black-headed apprentice, in this way, you have to kowtow to me, I don't need to kowtow to you anymore, this is really a good way, a unique good way in the world, my black-headed tuo is too smart, it is simply a big genius.