Seeing that Li Yinglong was about to pinch her chest with his hand, the tomboy brother was so frightened that he shouted: Don't touch me, I'm a woman, really a woman, I lied to you that I was a puppy.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong withdrew his hand and said: Okay, okay, don't howl like a ghost, even if you are a woman, but even if you are a woman, my revenge cannot be avenged, but the question is how do I repay the law, you must have changed sex, the method I thought of for men is not suitable for you now.

The tomboy brother said hatefully: Scoundrel, you kill me as soon as possible, otherwise I will definitely kill you.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong made a look of self-consciousness and said: Grandma Ganpi, what you said reminded me, yes, I won't kill you, you must kill me, but I really can't kill you, you must be a woman, I can't kill a woman, wouldn't this damage my great image if it is spread.

Then, he made a thoughtful look and muttered: I have to think about it, I have to think about it, this -------

Suddenly, he seemed to have thought of a good way, and his face immediately showed a look of great surprise and said loudly: What about Grandma Ganpi, there is, there is a way.

As he spoke, he looked around the tomboy brother in a circle, and after watching for a while, he listened to him comment: It looks okay, and it was said in the past, although it is not very beautiful, it is not very ugly, so make do with it.

In fact, people are very beautiful.

Brother Fake Brother was straightened by him, and couldn't help but say angrily: Scoundrel, what kind of idea are you going to fight?

Hearing this, Li Yinglong smiled and said: Hey, I want you to be my wife, and if you become my wife, I will no longer take revenge on you, because my wife tortures a man a few times, that is called love, as the saying goes, beating is kissing and scolding is love, haha, of course, you won't kill me anymore, you don't kill me because I am your husband, you are reluctant to kill me, this is also love, right, otherwise why do people say, this society is so beautiful, everyone gives love, not to mention the wife and husband, right.

Hearing this, the tomboy brother said angrily: To your big-headed ghost, who will be your wife, I will not be your wife if I die.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong glared at her and said: Shut up, do you want to be my wife, you don't count, I have to have the final say, by the way, what's your name?

Brother Tomboy said coldly: I don't have a name.

Li Yinglong said: How can people not have names, and they are not livestock, it's not good, it's not good.

After a pause, he continued: Since you said that you don't have a name, then I'll give you a name.

Then he thought about it and said: Then you are called a person who is not yin or yang, ah, it is not very good, and it is not good to call ------ yin and yang people. By the way, I think of it, the name of the poisonous woman is good, then you can call it the poisonous woman, it is both nice and loud, haha, I am too smart and talented.

Hearing this, the fake boy brother said angrily: It's not good, it's ugly, I don't call it this name, I have my own name, my name is Zhao Ying.

Li Yinglong pouted and said: What wins or loses, it's not good, it's too bad, it's not as good as a poisonous woman, and you have a personality, I guarantee that after you use this name, it won't be long before it spreads all over the rivers and lakes, and you can't become famous if you can't think of it, haha------

Zhao Ying said angrily: I am not called a poisonous woman, my name is Zhao Ying, my name is Zhao Ying.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong made a frowning look, and then made a concession: Forget it, forget it, I'm afraid of you, Zhao Ying will be Zhao Ying.

After that, he turned around and walked out, muttering as he walked: The two of us have to set up a wife and husband paperwork, otherwise we will let you go, you will regret it, and it will not be easy to do if you don't admit it.

Zhao Ying shouted behind Li Yinglong: Scoundrel, you are beautiful, you don't look in the mirror to see what kind of material you are, you want this county ------ girl to be your wife, don't think about it in this life, don't think about it in the next life, don't think about it in the next life.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong turned his head and glared at her, but walked out without saying anything, and after a while he came back with a piece of paper in his hand to write words, although Li Yinglong is not very good at writing traditional characters, but he can still write a few simple words, although it is more ugly after writing, but he can still see what the words are.

He came to Zhao Ying with the piece of paper on which some words were written, and said with a smile: I wrote a wife and husband paperwork, I will read it to you.

After that, he cleared his throat and read aloud: The wife's husband is a clerk, and the current daughter Zhao Ying voluntarily married the handsome man Li Yinglong as his wife, and he will never regret it.

Character person: Zhao Ying, Li Yinglong.

Hearing this, Zhao Ying shouted angrily: Who wants to be your wife, I won't do it if I die, you want to find whoever you want, don't look for me.

Li Yinglong said with a glaring eye: I said it, you don't know what you said about it, what about Grandma Ganpi, I have to have the final say, come, press a handprint.

He turned behind Zhao Ying, untied the rope that bound her hand, grabbed the big finger of her right hand and pressed it on the paper, but he didn't press it, because there was no ink.

Seeing this, Zhao Yingle was happy, and immediately shouted with schadenfreude: Scoundrel, have you seen it, even God won't help you, there is no ink, you can't press the handprint, there is no handprint, what kind of bullshit document of yours is a piece of waste paper, useless, haha, great, great, great.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong smiled and said: Who said that God doesn't help me, what am I afraid of without ink, isn't there blood?

As he spoke, he grabbed her big finger and put it in his mouth, looking like he was going to bite her finger.

Seeing this, Zhao Ying screamed wildly: Ah------ it hurts, it hurts.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong stopped his hand and shouted: Hey, hey, what the hell is your name.

Zhao Yingdao: Of course I screamed when I was in pain.

Li Yinglong said: I haven't bitten you yet, you hurt a lot.

Zhao Yingqiang argued: It hurts before you bite me, and it will hurt even more when you bite me.

Li Yinglong said: What about Grandma Ganpi, what the hell are you, forget it, I'll suffer a loss.

He put down Zhao Ying's hand and made a small cut on his finger with a short sword, blood seeped out, he wiped the blood on his finger on Zhao Ying's finger, and then pressed it on the piece of paper, and then he also pressed the handprint.

After doing all this, Li Yinglong grinned, then folded the piece of paper and stuffed it into his arms and said: It's over, I should let you go.

Hearing this, Zhao Ying said secretly, scoundrel, let's make you happy first, and when you unlock my acupoint later, I will kill you, and then snatch that bullshit document and destroy it, and then I will ------ you

Before she could finish thinking about it, she saw Li Yinglong shaking her head again and said: No, it's not right, I can't just let you go here, what about Grandma Ganpi, when the time comes, you will definitely turn your face and kill me, and then you will declare to the outside world, what kind of thief am I picking flowers, killing me is to eliminate harm for the people, anyway, there is no third person at the scene to testify for me, so you have become a hero, and I have become a bear, how can such a stupid thing grandpa I am such a smart person do, so if you want to release it, you have to put it in a crowded place, Grandpa, my personal safety is guaranteed.

Hearing this, Zhao Ying almost fainted, I didn't expect this scoundrel to be quite smart, and even thought that letting her go now would be equivalent to letting the tiger return to the mountain, she would not hesitate to swallow him, oh, no, the word swallowing is inappropriate, it should be without hesitation to kill him and chop him into meat sauce to feed the dog. So she glared at Li Yinglong fiercely with her eyes, and her expression really hated to swallow him in one bite.

Seeing Zhao Ying's angry look, Li Yinglong looked at her and said with a smile: Hey, are you particularly disappointed that you have seen through your conspiracy.

Saying that, Li Yinglong bent down to untie the rope tied to Zhao Ying's legs, and then tied one end of this rope to Zhao Ying's waist, and the other end to his waist, and then said with a grin: Wife, the two of us are now two grasshoppers tied to a rope, and you can't run away and you can't run me.

After that, he waved his hand and shouted: Wife, open the way, the place with the most people.