Volume 1: A Mess After the Crossing Chapter 44: The Plot Reversal

Zhang Yunfang and Yahuan Chunlan walked forward on a brick-paved road in the house, and heard Chunlan muttering behind Zhang Yunfang: The mouth is like a secret one, let's lie to the ghost.

Hearing this, Zhang Yunfang turned his head and asked, "Chunlan, who are you talking about?"

Chunlan Dao: Who else can there be, what kind of Wang Xiaoye.

Zhang Yunfang was stunned and asked: What's wrong with the little prince?

Chunlan Dao: What's the matter, the treacherous appearance of the ghost head is not a good thing at first glance.

Hearing this, Zhang Yunfang glared at her and said: Chunlan, don't talk about people like that, the little prince is not bad.

Chunlan pouted and said: My kind Miss Zhang, you think he is good.

Zhang Yunfang asked puzzledly: What do you mean?

Chunlan Dao: Miss, don't you want to think about it, are the people who are mixed with our family's Zhang Dagongzi okay?

Hearing this, Zhang Yunfang said angrily: Chunlan, why do you say that about my brother.

Chunlan Dao: I don't even bother to say, I don't believe you go to our house to ask, but you'd better not ask, I'm really afraid that you will be angry after hearing it.

Hearing this, Zhang Yunfang said angrily: The more you talk about this girl, the more unkind it becomes.

Seeing that Zhang Yunfangfang was angry, Chunlan hurriedly said: Okay, okay, I won't say it, but eldest miss, don't believe the words of that little prince, hum! If he can go to Li Gongzi, even if he goes to find it, he won't have any good intentions, and he won't be able to live to become a dead person.

Hearing this, Zhang Yunfang glared at Chunlan fiercely and said: You ------ you girl want to be angry with me, don't you tell you.

With that, he hurried forward.

Li Yinglong took his son-in-law into the farmhouse courtyard and stood down in front of the door of the three wings, and then said: The three women are in the room.

After that, without waiting for Brother Gongzi to speak, he pulled his legs and walked to the room.

Seeing this, the boy grabbed him and said coldly: Go aside.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong retreated behind him, and saw the boy brother covering his chest with his palms, and walked towards the door step by step with caution.

The opportunity must not be missed, Li Yinglong suddenly shot behind Brother Gongzi, and connected his six acupoints such as shoulder well, Xianyu, and Huan Jump with lightning speed, and his body was frozen and couldn't move.

Li Yinglong raised his hand to wipe away the beads of sweat oozing from his forehead due to high tension, and after he let out a long breath, he turned to him from behind Brother Gongzi, who stared at him with a very surprised and surprised gaze, but did not speak.

Li Yinglong smiled and said: Do you really want to know why my acupoint was suddenly unlocked.

Hearing this, Brother Gongzi nodded, and then he said: My acupoint technique was created by my master, and it is a school of its own, and no one in the martial arts can solve it, let alone solve it yourself, so I am indeed very curious about how you solved it yourself.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong said very proudly: It's very simple to say, because I fell and happened to rest on a stone on my chest, and the acupoint was unlocked by itself, this is luck.

Hearing this, Gongzi Ge Ao closed his eyes regretfully, but he couldn't help but curse himself in his heart, what about it, why should I pity this scoundrel and let him rest, without that rest, wouldn't there be no luck for him.

Li Yinglong didn't care what he thought at this time, as soon as he bent down and picked him up, he walked towards the house.

Seeing this, Brother Gongzi panicked and hurriedly shouted: Hey, what are you ------ you going to do?

Li Yinglong said: What about Grandma Ganpi, you can't think of what I'm going to do.

Li Yinglong carried his brother into the house and put him in front of a pillar in the middle of the house, and then found a rope in the middle of the house and tied his hands back to the pillar. He didn't seem to be at ease when he tied his hands, so he found a rope to tie his legs, and muttered while tying them: Grandma Ganpi, I can't let what happened to my grandfather and me repeat it in you, this is called a lesson from the past.

After tying it up, he turned around and admired it, and then slapped his hands with a satisfied smile and said: It's done, next grandpa, I have to do what I have to do.

With that, he turned and walked out of the house, and after a while he walked in with a white cloth and a basin of water.

Seeing this, Brother Gongzi said in a panic: Scoundrel, what do you want to do, this son can't use you to wash his face.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong glanced at him and scolded: Grandma Dry Skin, I will wash your cheeks, you are beautiful, stay aside.

With that, he unbuttoned his shirt and took off his clothes, then squatted down and washed the half-foot-long knife on his chest with water in one hand, which was probably salted, and he grinned at the pain of each wash, and then wrapped it around the white cloth after washing, and then tied it with strips of cloth, and then put his clothes back on.

Turning his head and seeing that Brother Gongzi was looking at him nervously with his eyes, Li Yinglong smiled, picked up the short sword from the ground and pulled it out of its sheath, and then took it and gestured in front of Brother Gongzi and said: How do you say a sentence? Oh, I remember, that is, how about I cut a knife in your stomach and then wash you in salt water and wrap it in a cloth.

Hearing this, Brother Gongzi shouted in fright: Don't, I don't want it.

Li Yinglong patted his tender white face with his hand and said: Grandma Dry Skin, it's not up to you to decide whether you want to do it, but it's not time to scratch your belly yet, let's come little by little. What is this called, yes, an eye for an eye, a knife for a knife.

Brother Gongzi couldn't help but correct: Scoundrel, that's called a tooth for a tooth, not a knife for a knife, have you ever read a book?

Li Yinglong glared at him and scolded: What about Grandma, who said that I haven't studied, I am a bachelor's degree from the Chinese Military University, which is equivalent to your current champion Do you know it.

After a pause, he continued: Before, you cut my belly with a knife, of course I will cut it back to you with a knife, this is not a knife for a knife, do you want me to cut off all your teeth.

Hearing this, Brother Gongzi hurriedly closed his mouth in horror and didn't dare to say any more.

Seeing that the boy brother stopped talking, Li Yinglong shook the short sword in his hand and said: Let's continue, by the way, where are we going to start? When I think about it, I can't pull it out because you forced me to, so you stabbed me with a knife on both sides of my cheeks, and now although it doesn't bleed anymore, it still hurts, so let's ------

As he spoke, he looked at his cheek with both eyes.

Seeing this, Brother Gongzi was frightened, and couldn't help shouting in horror: What are you ------ you going to do?

Hearing this, Li Yinglong shook his head and said: Don't worry, I won't stab you in the gut like you, it's too uninspiring.

After thinking about it, he said: When you were in the pear orchard, you asked grandpa and me to, of course I can't let you anymore, so I have to ask you to pee, I think you must not be able to pee, I can't poop you expand my anus, you can't pee, of course I want to expand the pee thing, but you don't have to be too afraid, I won't expand it for you, and I will cut a hole with the thickness of the mouth of the wine glass.

As he spoke, he was about to untie his pants and bring him off his pants.

Seeing this, Brother Gongzi was frightened and shouted loudly: No, you can't take off my pants.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong Zhenzhen said: What about the dry skin grandma, how can it be expanded without taking off the pants, once it is expanded to other places, it is not my grandfather's responsibility.

Brother Gongzi suddenly cried "woo", crying and shouting: You ------ you bully me, you bully me.

Say cry, cry, is this still a man, it's just a little woman's style, nonsense, of course she's a woman, and she's a very beautiful beauty.

Seeing this, Li Yinglong scolded with a glaring eye: What about Grandma, who bullied whom, at first I just fought with you in the restaurant for a few words, and made a little joke, you are good, you slandered me for being a thief who picks flowers and steals flowers, and insisted that I hand over three women, yes, I have seen those three women, and they are indeed in this house, but I didn't get them here, they were brought by two guys from the Tianmen Sect, I rescued them when I met them, and then sent them to the official post station, but I told you that you don't believe it, and you tossed me back to life, and now I'm reporting it back and forth, and it's not too much to toss you.

Brother Gongzi cried and said: You ------ you kill me, you kill me.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong said: Grandma Ganpi, why should I kill you, do you think grandpa I am a murderer, by the way, there is one thing I have to tell you, I have indeed killed people, and I have killed a lot, but all I killed were my enemies and some bad people who should be killed, and I have never killed good people.

After a short pause, he suddenly asked the boy: By the way, are you a good person or a bad person?

Hearing this, the son's brother said hatefully: Scoundrel, you are the bad guy, this ------ has always been a good person.

Li Yinglongtou shook his head and said: No, you are so vicious, where do you look like a good person, you must be a bad person who can't be bad, so it's definitely not too much for me to toss you, you say yes.

Brother Gongzi said angrily: You toss me worse than kill me, so you might as well kill me.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong said strangely: It's better to die than to live, why do you have to die?

Brother Gongzi said: It's better to die than to be humiliated, so it's better for you to kill me.

Li Yinglong said disappreciably: What is a big man afraid of when he is insulted, I think Han Xin was humiliated by his crotch back then, and in the end, people took the humiliation as motivation, worked hard, and finally became king.

Hearing this, the boy's face turned red and suddenly said: I am different, because, I ------ me------ I am a woman, women cannot be humiliated, and women can only die if they are insulted by men. What are you ------ a big man bullying and insulting a woman, are you still a man?

Li Yinglong couldn't help but be stunned, and then he stared at Brother Gongzi carefully with wide eyes, and said in disbelief: You look like a woman, but your ruthless methods are not like you, you don't want to escape my revenge on you to get me.

Brother Gongzi said confidently: Why am I getting you, I am just a woman, otherwise how could my nickname be 'Golden Needle Woman'.

Li Yinglong's eyes widened and said: You said yes, I have to check to see if you are a woman.

Hearing this, Brother Gongzi asked in surprise: How do you ------ you check?

Li Yinglong said: How else can I check, of course, I take off my clothes and check it, women and men look different, you can know it at a glance.

Hearing this, Brother Gongzi's face changed dramatically, and he shouted wildly: No, you can't take off my clothes.

Li Yinglong said: What about Grandma Ganpi, you said that if you don't take it off, you won't take it off, you still took off my clothes in the pear garden.

Brother Gongzi said: You are a man, you can take off your clothes, I am a woman, my clothes cannot be taken off.

Li Yinglong said toughly: I'll take it off for you, see what you can do to me.

With that, he stepped forward and reached out to unbutton her clothes.

Seeing this, Brother Gongzi shouted: Stop, touch me again, and I will die to show you.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong hurriedly stopped, looked at Gongzi'er and said: Are you really going to die ------ you?

Of course, Li Yinglong didn't want to force a person to death because he took off his clothes to check whether he was a man or a woman.

Brother Gongzi said: You ------ you have to take off my clothes, and I will die, and then I will become a ghost and haunt you all day long, so that you will never live in peace.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong scratched his head and said: What about Grandma, this is not very fun, but I have to check whether you are a man or a woman, you can't say what you say.

After that, he thought about it for a while, and suddenly seemed to think of some good way, and then said: If you don't let you take off your clothes, then ------

As he spoke, he looked at the boy's chest with his eyes, and then said: There are two steamed buns on the women's chests, I don't know if you have grown too, I'll check it.

With that, he reached out and pinched his chest.