Who am I? Where am I? What is the purpose of my existence?

When Zhou Ruocheng woke up, he found himself sitting up in a dark place but hit a protrusion in the opposite corner.

"~~~~~!" Zhou Ruocheng covered his head and shouted, "Who, have the curtains closed for me?" ”

I rubbed my head for a while and thought that it was wrong, I should have gone to climb the mountain, and! I don't have any curtains in my house.

"It's... Zhou Ruocheng touched the substance in front of him, "Stone? ”

He lay on a stone platform, seemingly to prevent himself from catching a cold, and laid a layer of straw.

"I am... Killed? Dreaming? Still is... Crossed? Zhou Ruocheng muttered to himself.

I groped my way down the ground, and found that there was a cave all around, and the place was very small, and after walking a few steps, I found the exit, and then I probed, and I felt the fierce sunlight.

Zhou Ruocheng squinted his eyes and walked out of the cave, and found that he seemed to be in a valley, surrounded by cliffs, only a very narrow path in front of him, and he didn't know where it led.

"Ahh An old voice came from behind him.

"Ah, I don't know how, but I still want to thank you." Zhou Ruocheng turned around and said thank you to the person who seemed to have saved him, and then he was frightened by the situation in front of him.

An old man who looked very thin, mainly his hair and beard had not been trimmed for a long time, and he covered half of his face when he fell, only one saw that his irregular nose was exposed because the black head was not squeezed out, and the clothes on his body were also tattered, but what he was doing surprised Zhou Ruocheng.

"Uncle, what are you doing?" Zhou Ruocheng asked.

"Huh? I'm practicing. The old man replied.

The old man sat cross-legged on a rock, without trousers, and what he was doing is indescribable.

"Uncle, are you practicing?" Zhou Ruocheng asked again.

"The old man has lived here for almost sixty years, and he has to practice this palm rubbing style every day." The old man said with a smile.

"Wow." Zhou Ruocheng was suddenly thundered, that is to say, you have been doing this every day for sixty years?

"Yesterday, the old man was walking in the valley, and suddenly something fell on the top of his head, and the old man reached out to take it, and it was you." The old man said.

"Ah, I really have to thank the old man for saving his life." Zhou Ruocheng saluted, saying how did he fall from above? Could it be that I fell asleep and then stepped on the air?

"Hahaha, it's okay, the old man has lived in seclusion for more than 60 years, and you are still the first person I have met who is destined." The old man said.

But I don't want to have anything to do with you, the old man. Zhou Ruocheng smiled bitterly.

Zhou Ruocheng looked at the path in front of him, "Old man, can you get out of this valley along this road?" ”

"Yes, I came in along this path sixty years ago." The old man replied.

Sixty years ago, was this reliable? Zhou Ruocheng touched his pocket, the mobile phone was still there, but there was no signal, the signal in this area of Qingshan Temple had not been good, I was afraid that someone was making trouble here.

"Are you sure?" Zhou Ruocheng took two steps, turned around and asked the old man who was still "practicing".

"I don't remember, did you jump into the river? Or is it a rift? I only remember that at that time, a swallow came over after three copies of water. The old man replied.

"How far can you copy this water?" Zhou Ruocheng asked again.

"Hmm~" The old man suddenly jumped up, and then fell in front of Zhou Ruocheng, who was five meters away from him, in a weird parabola, "Hmm... That's about the distance. ”

“。。。。。。。” I'm afraid that there must be a distance of fifteen meters between these three waters, is this the distance I can reach? Also, can you not put your thing at me, I said I'm so embarrassed, "Uncle, do you want to put your pants on?" ”

The old man was also stunned for a moment, "Hahaha, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm used to living alone for a long time." ”

Zhou Ruocheng sighed, afraid that he wouldn't be able to get out for a while, so he sat down, "Uncle, you said that you have lived here for sixty years, what did you do before?" ”

"Haha, I don't want to talk about the past again, I'm just an old man who has lived in seclusion here far away from the world." The old man said.

It seems that there is a hidden secret, but Zhou Ruocheng doesn't want to gossip, "Please also ask the old man's name." ”

"The old man's surname is Sun, and his name is Yutang." The old man said.

"Sun Yutang... Are you that Sun Yutang?! Zhou Ruocheng shouted.

The old man was also stunned for a moment, "You, do you recognize me?" ”

"Back then, the big thief who shocked the entire north of Dahua. Wrong! What a! Zhou Ruocheng said, "I have seen it in the wild history, saying that you are a famous prostitute all over the country, and there are many heroines who have not escaped your grasp." ”

The old man felt as if he had been stung by something, "Young man, don't say any more... ”

"Poked in the spot? Then I won't talk about it. Zhou Ruocheng said.

"I didn't expect that after 60 years, people would still recognize me." Sun Yutang shook his head again, "Eh, that's it, it's destined to be left behind for 10,000 years. . . ”

"Well, that's not true, I just like to flip through books when I have nothing to do." Zhou Ruocheng explained.

"Young man, are you a showman?" Sun Yutang asked.

"Ahaha, so to speak, but the talent of our era is not very valuable." Zhou Ruocheng replied.

"Eh, the world has changed... Sun Yutang walked back to the stone, and then took off his pants as if nothing happened, and began...

"Uncle!!! I'm still here!! Zhou Ruocheng shouted.

"Ahhh Sun Yutang said embarrassedly.

Zhou Ruocheng shook his head and sat down against a mountain wall.

"Young man, do you seem to be bothered by something?" Sun Yutang asked.

"Ah, something." Today should be Monday.,So it's going to be class.,I didn't go to class on this day.,I'm afraid what Zhao Qingyuan's little girl will think.。。

Suddenly, Sun Yutang appeared in front of him again.

"Wow!" Zhou Ruocheng was taken aback.

"It's a woman, isn't it?" Sun Yutangzi asked.

"You, how do you know?" Zhou Ruocheng asked.

"How could I not know, I am also from here." Sun Yutang replied.

"I know that you have read countless women, old man... But not what you think. Zhou Ruocheng said.

"Not only do I know that you are struggling with women, but I also know that there are many women around you." Sun Yutang swore and said.

"You know again?" Zhou Ruocheng asked.

"That's not true, you have a daughter's incense on you, and there is more than one strand." Sun Yutang sniffed with that ugly nose.

"Then tell me how many women around me have grievances?" Zhou Ruocheng teased him.

"Hmm." Sun Yutang sniffed it again, "Hmm... Four! Wrong! You smell like at least five women around you! ”

"Five?" Zhou Ruocheng was also stunned for a moment: "How much? ”

"Hmm... If you count the children, you'll have to add another one! Sun Yutang said.

"I count... Zhao Qingyuan, Tang Yunlin, Cai Wei, Wang Luoning... Who else is this? Zhou Ruocheng wrenched his fingers and wrote them down one by one: "It's gone!" ”

"Nope! I can't be wrong with my nose! Sun Yutang said.

"Actually, it's very close, it doesn't matter if there is one more or less." Zhou Ruocheng said.

"You know, I was blind sixty years ago, and my nose has been my eyes for sixty years, and you think I'll be mistaken?" Sun Yutang ruffled his long hair, and the two black hole eye sockets were exposed.

"Uh... Who would that be? Zhou Ruocheng thought.

"With so many women around, it's normal to forget." Sun Yutang said.

"But old man, you've been here in the dark for sixty years?" Zhou Ruocheng suddenly thought.

"There are some things that you may not remember when you can see them, and there are some things that will only be remembered in your mind forever when you are blind." Sun Yutang said.

"Young man, would you like to hear my story?" Sun Yutang sat on the stone and asked.

Didn't you just say that you didn't want to talk about the past again? Maybe it's uncle, you've been here for 60 years, and you're suffocating, right?" ”

"I think that back then, I relied on my mastery to run rampant and domineering on the rivers and lakes, and the women I have been on are like the water of the Yangtze River, there is no gap." Sun Yutang said.

"It's a shame that you haven't been caught yet." Zhou Ruocheng said.

"Hehe, I'm doing a good job, and the catchers at that time couldn't catch me." Sun Yutang said.

"Uncle, how much effort do you know?"

"There's nothing, I'll only have this "Lust for Spring" and some light skills, I'm a thief and not a hero, although those heroes at that time couldn't catch up with me." Sun Yutang replied.

"What kind of kung fu is the desire for spring?" Zhou Ruocheng asked.

"As the name suggests, Desire Spring Gong is a kung fu that makes people want to stop, especially when I meet women, I rely on this kung fu to make those chivalrous women who come to arrest me obediently, but it has been lost to me." Sun Yutang said.

"You're awesome." Zhou Ruocheng shrugged, no wonder you can take a plane off and practice it.

"This "Desire for Chungong" is not only about technique, but also about having a strong internal force, relying on internal force to drive the true qi, so that people who have won your "Desire for Chungong" can arouse their desire and give up resistance." Sun Yutang said.

"To put it bluntly, in fact, you are a martial arts master, but you are practicing the wrong skills." Zhou Ruocheng said.

"It's okay if you understand it that way." Sun Yutang said.

"So who made you, a hero, self-destruct and retire?" Zhou Ruocheng asked, and then he replied, "It's a woman, right?!" ”

Sun Yutang smiled: "She is the most persistent woman I have ever met. ”

Attached to you? I'm afraid I'm blind, right? Have you ever seen someone obsessed with a flower thief? Zhou Ruocheng said in his heart, "She's a fast catcher? ”

"No, she's a nun."

“。。。。。。” Zhou Ruocheng was speechless, this amount of information is a bit big! In a frenzy! You didn't even let go of a nun.

"That day I was doing evil again, and she appeared and said to me, 'Be a monk with compassion, donor, turn back.' Sun Yutang said.

What's going on with this Tang monk's sense of déjà vu? And is it really good to look directly at what others are doing?

"And then what's wrong with you?" Zhou Ruocheng asked.

"I said: I'm going to release now, if you really can't bear what I do to this girl, then you will be my release target." Sun Yutang said, "I'm sorry, I really wasn't a good thing at that time. ”

"I just want to say that you beast, even the nuns will not let go." Zhou Ruocheng said with a disgusted face.

"You haven't seen it, it's the prettiest nun I've ever seen." Sun Yutang said.

"Even if you don't have hair?" Zhou Ruocheng asked.

"Even if you don't have hair."

Zhou Ruocheng scratched his face, "She agreed?" ”

Sun Yutang nodded.

"I'm afraid you're going to be damned!" Zhou Ruocheng said.

"I know, but I was a second-half animal at that time, how could I remember this?" Sun Yutang argued.

"And then?" Zhou Ruocheng asked.

"After that, she would show up in front of me every now and then, when I was about to commit violence." Sun Yutang said.

"What's wrong with her?" Zhou Ruocheng asked.

"She said that if she turned back, she would go up to me." Sun Yutang said.

"How many times did you do it to her?" Zhou Ruocheng asked.

"I don't remember." Sun Yutang said.

"You are damned." Zhou Ruocheng said.

"I know, so I spent these sixty years atoning for my sins." Sun Yutang said.

"What happened to her in the end? What's wrong with you? Zhou Ruocheng asked.

"I'm in love with her, to a nun." Sun Yutang said.

Zhou Ruocheng touched his forehead, you...

"I even had the idea of being good, and I told her that if she was willing to marry me, I would never do anything to any woman again." Sun Yutang said.

"She agreed?" Zhou Ruocheng asked.

Sun Yutang nodded, "Then on the day of marriage, she hanged herself." ”

Another turn, Zhou Ruocheng was depressed, "Why?" ”

"Her bereaved family said that after the first time she had sex with me, she broke her vows, but in order to redeem me, she broke the vows again and again, until later she even liked this feeling, which was against the teachings, and then I forced her to marry." Sun Yutang said: "She said that she violated the teachings for salvation, she influenced me, but she had no shame to face the Buddha again, and in the end she could only die." ”

"So you're here for this place?" Zhou Ruocheng asked.

"That's right, come here with her bones, cut off all contact with the outside world, I am blind, and I will remember her face in my mind forever, and I will use the rest of my life to atone for my sins."

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