"Little brother, so sometimes, love can hurt people." Sun Yutang said earnestly.

"Uncle, let me tell you that I don't want to talk about my wife now, I don't even have a girlfriend." Zhou Ruocheng smiled bitterly.

Looking at the sky, the sun had deviated from the middle, and it was not so hot, Zhou Ruocheng stood up, "Okay, then I'm going to leave too." ”

"Huh? Is this leaving? Sun Yutang asked.

"Well, I don't know how, but I'd better go and have a look." Zhou Ruocheng said, "Don't look at me like this, there are still many people waiting for me to go back." ”

"Hahaha, very good, very good." Sun Yutang touched his sleeve, "Oh yes, little brother? ”

"Huh?" Zhou Ruocheng turned around.

"Are you interested in learning my kung fu?" Sun Yutang asked.

“？！” Zhou Ruocheng was also stunned for a moment, is this Nima about to start the classic bridge? "What do you say? Intraventricular surgery? ”

"It's a desire for spring! What is that thing? This is my high-level martial arts attainment! Sun Yutang also put gold on his face.

"Attainment, attainment, I would like to ask you, is it useful for me to learn this kung fu? I don't want to be a flower thief. Zhou Ruocheng asked.

"Eh, "Lust for Spring" is not used to deal with women, it's just a kung fu that allows desire to distract the enemy and win again!" Sun Sun Yutang said.

"No, what is the use of saying that I have practiced this kung fu?" Zhou Ruocheng asked again.

"You must know little brother, you are not the only one who fell from here yesterday." Sun Yutang said.

"Who else?" Zhou Ruocheng asked.

"If you walk in the distance, you will see several corpses, all of which fell yesterday." Sun Yutang said.

Zhou Ruocheng thought for a while, oh yes, yesterday I guessed that the Wang Governor's Mansion and the Yang Governor's Mansion were premeditated, could it really be that the assassins came? He was pushed down by the Assassins? And what about the others? What about Lord Yang and Lord Wang? What about Wang Luoning? There are also Tang Yunlin and Zhang Qing! Eh, I feel a little flustered when I think about it.

"It seems that these people are coming for you, little brother, if you go out of this valley and are known, and someone else sends someone to kill you, then there are two self-defense moves on your body to resist it?" Sun Yutang asked.

In fact, it makes sense, the first time he was assassinated was Zhang Qing, and this second time... I don't know why I fell off the cliff, and it's not a bad thing to learn it.

"I explained in advance that what I can learn will be learned, and I will buy ways if I can't." Zhou Ruocheng said.

"It's okay, in fact, you can learn the moves, the main thing is this internal strength, if you don't get home, then you use the moves in vain." Sun Yutang said.

"This... How do I practice this internal skill? Zhou Ruocheng was depressed.

"It's okay, I'll pass on the gong to you." Sun Yutang smiled.

"So good?" Zhou Ruocheng asked.

"You said that my skills are useless to me, it is better to be fished by people." Sun Yutang said with a smile.

"No, you gave me kung fu and passed on kung fu to me, and suddenly treated me so well, I really didn't feel a little uncomfortable." Zhou Ruocheng squinted, feeling that there was a taste of conspiracy in it.

“。。。。。。” Sun Yutang stopped talking, "Little brother, I'm your life-saving benefactor... ”

"It doesn't matter if you save me or not, right? If you want to return the favor, old gentleman, I will come back when I go out and send you something good. Zhou Ruocheng said.

"You see I'm blind, what material things still need me?" Sun Yutang asked.

"What kind of bedding, blankets, radios, etc., it's better than living in a cave like this." Zhou Ruocheng said.

"To tell you the truth, little brother, you are the only living person I have seen in the past sixty years." Sun Yutang said.

"Hmm. So? Zhou Ruocheng asked.

"Besides, you still have at least five or six daughter-in-law incense on you." Sun Yutang smiled, revealing a few old yellow teeth.

Zhou Ruocheng felt that something was wrong, "That, uncle, I think about it, forget it, you keep your kung fu for your own use, now it's an economy and society, it's a big deal, I'll go out and hire a few more bodyguards... ”

"Eh, since you said it, you have to honor it." Sun Yutang smiled.

"I really don't need it, it's not early, I think I'd better hurry out and see if there is a way out!" After speaking, Zhou Ruocheng ran away.

But which is Sun Yutang's opponent, the other party fell in front of Zhou Ruocheng in a few small steps, and grabbed Zhou Ruocheng's arm with a handful of dry fingers, "Why run away, little brother... Feel relieved... I'll make you very comfortable ... ”

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Jingzhou.

The emperor sat in front of the computer, looking down at one document after another.

Deacon Wang hurriedly walked in and came to the emperor's side, "Your Majesty, I have something important to report." ”

"Speak." The emperor looked at the documents in his hand and said.

"Today's report, yesterday Lord Zhou and Lord Yang of Jianghang Prefect Jiang Shao went to Qinshan Temple to exterminate the rebel party, but Lord Zhou fell off the cliff, and his life and death were uncertain." Deacon Wang said.

The emperor put down the documents in his hand, "What did you say?" Did Zhou Ruocheng have an accident? ”

"It is said that there was a wave of rebels at the beginning of the month, and Lord Zhou and the two prefects used tricks to lead out this group of rebels, and when the rebels were cleared, Lord Zhou accidentally fell into the cliff." Deacon Wang said.

"Did you send someone to find it?" The emperor asked.

"The magistrate's office has gone to look for it, but that place is too dangerous, and there is no way to get in, so I haven't found it until now."

"Then line up the helicopter to find it, and if you live to see people die, you need to see corpses!" The emperor said.

"We don't have the right to transfer Jiangzhou's internal affairs... Deacon Wang said.

"No matter what method I use, I want to see Zhou Ruocheng, I said, I want to see people! Death to see the corpse! The emperor said.

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"Little brother, this is a back-to-back style." Sun Yutang said behind Zhou Ruocheng's back.

After being caught by Sun Yutang, Zhou Ruocheng was forced to experience Sun Yutang's tricks of "Desire for Spring", and he and a dough were turned over and stuffed by the other party.

Zhou Ruocheng didn't resist, and he didn't dare to resist, because a huge cylindrical object was clubbed on his buttocks, although he was separated by clothes, he always felt that he was swaying between being anal and non-anal, "I thought you couldn't bear it anymore after sixty years of accumulation." ”

"Even though I've been abstinent for 60 years, my sexual orientation is still fine, and besides, if I do something to you, won't I be sorry for my wife?" Sun Yutang said.

"Thank you Mrs. Sun for having a soul in heaven." Zhou Ruocheng said.

The last position. No, it was the completion of the move demonstration, and Sun Yutang finally let go of Zhou Ruocheng, "Okay, little brother, can you remember these moves of mine?" ”

"You can pull it down, Mr. Sun, don't show off this posture of changing the soup without changing the medicine." Zhou Ruocheng waved his hand.

"Haha, "Desire for Spring" is not similar in shape but in godlikeness, now I will transmit all my life's work to you, you can take it...

"How to pick up? Huh? Old gentleman? With your mouth... Isn't that right? I'm leaning on me, I'm leaning on me! ”

The picture is so beautiful that I dare not look at it.

It took about half an hour before Sun Yutang let go of Zhou Ruocheng, and he suddenly became much older, panting, "Little brother, how do you feel?" ”

"I feel like I don't have love." Zhou Ruocheng was lying on the ground with a big character, and the transmission skills on those TVs were all deceptive, and he really wanted to shed two lines of tears.

"Do you feel a warm current flowing in your dantian?" Sun Yutang asked.

"Dantian? Where is the dantian? Zhou Ruocheng raised his body and looked at his stomach.

"Concentrate on the qi and feel it slowly."

Zhou Ruocheng closed his eyes, and then sighed. "It feels like there really is."

"Let's see if you can transfer this stream of heat to the rest of your body?" Sun Yutang asked.

"Where, like?" Zhou Ruocheng asked.

"It's up to you." Sun Yutang smiled.

Zhou Ruocheng stood up, "Can I leave now?" ”

"The old man is now out of strength, and he can't stop you anymore." Sun Yutang sat on the ground with a kind face.

"Although the process was very tortuous, difficult, and even disgusting... But thank you, sir. Zhou Ruocheng's current idea is to go out quickly, and then find a place to take a good bath.

"Go quickly, out of this valley, there is a big river, but the original road may not be there, you have to figure it out yourself." Sun Yutang said.

"Well, then, leave it at that." After Zhou Ruocheng finished speaking, he turned around and walked along the path that Sun Yutang had walked out of sixty years, and took advantage of the sunset to move forward.

Da Gai walked for another half an hour, Zhou Ruocheng finally walked out of the valley, in front of him was a forest, there were many branches in the woods, Zhou Ruocheng got into it, as if he was a child drilling bushes, there were cobwebs and other things at every turn, Zhou Ruocheng stuffed his head and rushed forward one by one.

Another hour passed, and Zhou Ruocheng finally got out, and in front of him was a huge river.

"Wow! I'm finally out!! Zhou Ruocheng shouted.

Before Zhou Ruocheng could finish feeling the pleasure of groping to the edge of human ecology, there was a rumbling sound in the distance.

After a while, a helicopter flew over Zhou Ruocheng's head, and the searchlight hit Zhou Ruocheng, and then the helicopter fell by the river, and two people jumped down from the helicopter, "But Lord Zhou?" ”

Someone is coming to the rescue? It's also too efficient. Zhou Ruocheng nodded, "I am." ”

"Lord Zhou, we are here to save you, please get on the plane." The man made a gesture of please to Zhou Ruocheng.

Zhou Ruocheng got on the plane, the helicopter took off, and suddenly flew away.

Looking at the scenery that was gradually moving away under his feet, Zhou Ruocheng leaned on the plane seat, and this expedition could be regarded as over.

As soon as people relax, they suddenly feel that all kinds of needs begin to invade the brain, ahhhh Oh yes! And the first thing I did when I went back was to rinse my mouth, and I immediately felt that the things in my throat were disgusting, and I definitely had to clean my mouth.