Chapter 5 Grilled Fish
After soaking in pee, looking at the pool full of dead fish, Li Ke was very satisfied with his results.
Roast two fish for Lao Li to please Lao Li.
After thinking of it, he found branches, and spent a lot of effort to salvage all the dead fish, Li Ke tragically discovered that there was no fire, how to make a fire.
"System, is there a lighter" Li Ke thought of his golden finger.
"Yes, the host does not have a dogleg value and cannot be exchanged"
"What is a dogleg value?"
"The host takes the initiative to let the dog leg do one thing, and after the dog leg completes one thing, the host will get a dog leg value."
"System, discuss something, can you let this king use this lighter in advance."
"Uh-huh!" A tsundere voice sounded in his head, and he didn't agree or refuse.
"The king pays interest." Li Ke saw that there was a play, and he was busy chasing after the victory.
"A lighter is worth five dog legs, use it in advance, and twenty dog legs are worth it."
"You're robbing! How can there be such a high interest," Li Ke said to the system angrily.
"If you like to use it, this system is produced, and the right of interpretation belongs to this system." Tsundere's voice sounded again.
After a while, Li Ke moved some distance away and came to the road, where a fire was lit and wisps of green smoke were emitted.
Li Ke skillfully made a simple stand, put the fish on it, and grilled it.
"System, salt."
"System, pepper."
"System, cumin"
After Li Ke owed the system two hundred doglegs, the fish was grilled.
"System, plate."
"The host credit has been used up and the system can no longer provide items to it."
Li Ke habitually opened his mouth to the system, but he didn't expect that his quota had been used up, and he wanted me to be a prince, and the credit limit was only worth two hundred doglegs. This system is not only picky, but also timid, and it is difficult to achieve great things.
As soon as he entered the Imperial Garden, Lao Li saw the smoke rising from the garden, and couldn't help but speed up his pace.
"Rebel, what are you doing?" A majestic voice came from behind.
Originally, Li Ke was very disgusted with the fish killed with his own urine.
But after it was roasted, it was scented with a burst of meat, which aroused the roundworms in the stomach.
Li Ke endured the disgust in his heart, ate one in one go, and is now taking a bite to the second fish, Li Ke grilled a total of four fish.
"Eat fish!" Li Ke didn't care about raising his head at all, with fish meat in his mouth, and said vaguely.
After the words came out, Li Ke stopped chewing and turned his head to look behind him.
Not far away, Li Ke looked at himself with a pale face, Wang De bent over and stood beside him, and there were more than a dozen little eunuchs, bowing their heads and following behind him.
Li Ke hurriedly picked up another grilled fish, held it in both hands, brought it to Li Shimin, and flattered: "Father, this is the fish that the son of the minister personally grilled for you." β
The smell of meat penetrated into Li Er's nose, and it also aroused Li Shimin's hunger.
glanced at Li Ke sternly, stretched out his hand, took the fish, tore a small piece with his hand, put it in his mouth, and tasted it.
As soon as he entered his mouth, the expression on Li Er's face changed complicatedly.
Even if you have eaten all kinds of delicacies from the mountains and seas, you have the best imperial chef in the world and cook for yourself.
Li Shimin also felt that Li Ke's grilled fish was very delicious, and it was the most delicious grilled food he had ever tasted.
Li Shimin also had a great appetite, and the big pieces were blooming, and after a while, a whole fish entered Li Shimin's stomach.
Li Ke was on the side, looking at Li Shimin who was eating fish, and when Li Shimin finished eating, he had already brought Li Shimin a second one.
The second fish, also swallowed by Li Shimin, gradually disappeared.
"Father, only half of the fish that the son has grilled is left." Li Ke looked at the half fish in his hand, and handed it to Li Shimin with an embarrassed face.
Li Er waved his hand, handed the fish bone to Wang De on the side, and said, "Ke'er, you have a heart." Since you are grilling fish, your father will take you to see your father's red scale fish. β
Li Ke's face tightened, and he said with a frightened face: "Father, the child is roasted, and it may be your red scale fish." β
Li Shimin saw that Li Ke finally had a sense of fear, and said with a smile on his face: "As soon as my father eats it, I eat it, it's rare that you have filial piety, and the roast is delicious, and my father doesn't blame you." In my father's pool, there are hundreds of red-scaled fish, and you have grilled only four. β
As he spoke, he walked forward, and Li Ke, who was following behind him, stopped talking and couldn't find any suitable words.
After taking a few steps forward, he saw the edge of the pool, full of golden red scale fish corpses, Li Shimin ran towards the pool regardless of his posture.
After seeing that there was not a single red-scaled fish in the pool, Li Shimin trembled angrily, and shouted angrily: "Rebel, you are so ruthless, my fish, you have cut the grass and eradicated the roots." β
Seeing Li Shimin's appearance, Li Ke couldn't find any suitable words, so he had to mutter: "Father, my son doesn't want to study." β
Li Shimin was very angry: "Rebel, if you don't want to study, you will attack my beloved fish." Come and drag the King of Han out, and there will be thirty major boards. β
Li Ke instantly panicked, and said without choosing words: "Father, you also ate quite deliciously just now!" β
"You, you, you rebel." Li Shimin angrily pointed his finger at Li Ke.
When Li Ke heard this, his heart was ruthless, and he also said: "Father, the son doesn't want to study. β
"If you don't study, how can you become a character like me" Li Shimin was also a little confused by the rebel in front of him.
Li Ke looked at Li Shimin with a sincere face and said: "Father, if we are all as wise and martial as you, the future of Datang will definitely be stronger, but tomorrow of Datang will also be a river of blood. Therefore, Erchen only wants to be an incompetent and chic prince."
Li Shimin's eyes widened, staring at Li Ke intently, his heart was difficult to calm down, is this really a ten-year-old child, should he say what he should say, in order to avoid studying, he is so high-sounding?
But the truth is so straightforward and thorough, if the princes are all like themselves, will the change of Xuanwumen be staged again, is this what Concubine Yang taught Ke'er to say? Concubine Yang knew that Ke'er had no hope of winning the heir, and wanted to educate Ke'er as soon as possible and withdraw from the whirlpool as soon as possible.
All of a sudden, Li Shimin couldn't care less about getting angry and began to fall into deep thought.
Looking at Li Shimin, who was deep in thought, Li Ke thought of the hardships of learning, and said boldly: "Father, the son thinks that it is enough for the son to be literate, as for etiquette, riding and shooting, and for politics, the son will not learn, and the son is only quite a gentleman, comfortable and chic to live his life." β
Li Shimin, who recovered from a moment of distraction, listened to his son say such bastard words, and looked at Li Ke's casual expression.
Again he was furious and said: "In my father's life, for my Li Tang Sheji, he has been fighting horses for half his life, and he has worked tirelessly to have today's Zhenguan prosperous era, as a child of the Li family, shouldn't you read and write seriously, learn the art of war, and make a contribution to my Li Tang Jiangshan?" β
Li Ke, who came from later generations, knew that Lao Li took a fancy to his reputation, and he vaguely pointed out that the change in Xuanwumen had not been able to achieve his goal.
Anyway, today's punishment is inevitable, and he said rebelliously: "Father, the non-sons don't want to contribute to my Li Tang Sheji, as long as the eldest brother or Qingque can study hard and become a Ming monarch like my father and emperor in the future, why worry that there are no soldiers to work hard for me Li Tang Jiangshan, and the son, as a prince, if he sets up an immortal record for my Tang Dynasty, it is a big taboo for my Li Tang's national heritage inheritance." At that time, it was not a question of whether the retainers wanted to let go of the power in their hands, but whether the world could tolerate the retainers even if the retainers could let go of the rights in their hands. β
Li Shimin looked at the son in front of him in amazement, these were the words spoken by a ten-year-old child. Just now his own question and answer, but no one instigated behind his back, his son, in front of himself, can still argue on the basis of reason, without a trace of timidity, if he studies hard, will he become a prince like himself, the position of the princeγγγγγγ
Li Shimin hurriedly interrupted his cranky thoughts, thinking of the eldest grandson queen who had accompanied him all his life, and thinking about the Wagang brothers who won the country for themselves, they didn't want to see this son with half of Sui Yang's blood sitting on the throne.
Think about Concubine Yang again, that woman like water. Even if she won the Sui Yang River, she never complained about the woman, only behind her back, silently paying. He raised two princes for himself.
Since Ke'er's throne is hopeless, it is better to go along with his wishes and be a carefree prince for the rest of his life, which can be regarded as making up for his guilt towards Concubine Yang.
couldn't help but hold his head and said: "That's it, that's it, since Ke'er's ambition is like this, Zheng will allow you to be a free prince, and you will be allowed to go to the study by yourself in the future." But don't disturb the studies of other brothers and sisters, otherwise, I will not be spared. β
Li Ke, who had achieved his goal, was happy in his heart, resisted the urge to jump up, retreated, and walked towards Penglai Hall with joy.
Looking at the departing Li Ke, Li Shimin felt as if he had forgotten something.
When I turned my head and saw the fish corpse, I remembered that this rebel Huo Huo had not been punished for his beloved fish!