Chapter 4 The Fishing Game
Quan Wanji, who was supervising on the side, saw this situation, he had already blown his beard angrily and glared, walked to Li Ke's side, raised the ring ruler in his hand, and after seeing the words written by Li Ke, he put the ring ruler down again.
Looking at Li Ke's handwriting, Quan Wanji had an indescribable strange feeling, saying that Li Ke didn't write seriously, but Li Ke's handwriting also felt good-looking, saying that he was right, but it was incompatible with the ancient law.
In the end, he could only pretend to be serious: "King Han, look at his words, know his person, write with a correct attitude, hone his mind one by one, and lay a good foundation, so that the right way is the right way.
"System, scare this old man to death for me." Li Ke is a bit of a prank.
"Host, you're bloated, the system doesn't have this function."
"And what do you do?" Li Ke was curious.
"For the time being, there is only the function of punishing the host"
Li Ke burst into tears in an instant, what do I want this system to do, find a father for myself, and discipline myself all the time.
Looking at the schedule, from 4 a.m. to 7 p.m., it's all study time. Li Ke was upset for a while, it was not good to go out, and everything was blocked.
So he retorted: "Master, as you said, meticulous writing is like copying, how can you read the words and know the person." Only by doing what you want can you see their hearts and know their people. I am born to be useful, the ruler is short, the inch is long, the material is insufficient, the wisdom is unknown, the number is not grasped, and the god is not comprehensible. Employing people, take the strengths of people, and make people short; Those who teach people are long in adults and short in people. Fang is the right way. ”
After that, he threw away the pen and began to close his mind, ignoring the blowing beard and glaring at his master.
Quan Wanji looked at Li Ke, who had no teacher in his eyes, and walked out of the study angrily and came to the Taiji Hall.
Li Shimin looked at the angry Quan Wanji and felt very surprised.
"Your Majesty, the old minister is frightened, he is unable to be the teacher of the Han King, the Han King is very intelligent, the old minister is shallow, how dare he mislead the children." In an instant, Quan Wanji complained to Li Shimin in tears.
Li Shimin stepped forward to pick up Quan Wanji and said: "Quan Aiqing, Ke'er has just recovered from a serious illness and suffers from the disease of losing her soul, so please ask Aiqing to teach her more strictly." ”
Quan Wanji said tremblingly: "Your Majesty, if you are not a minister, you can't teach, His Royal Highness the King of Han is unique, and the old minister can't do anything." As he spoke, he told Li Shimin what happened in the study.
Li Shimin looked at Quan Wanji, who decided that the King of Han did not respect his teacher, and said with a smile: "Quan Aiqing has worked hard, the prince is naughty, and the master's precept ruler must be more controlled, and he must be made to understand what it means to be a teacher for one day and a father for life." ”
Seeing what Quan Aiqing was going to say, Li Shimin waved his hand and said, "Stand down."
Quan Wanji saw this situation, and could only reluctantly withdraw from the Taiji Palace, and had no face to return to the study, so he had to go home.
Li Chengqian and Li Tai, the two little boys, saw that Li Ke had run away from Quan Wanji, so they didn't have to pretend to practice calligraphy anymore, and looked at Li Ke with admiration.
And Li Ke, as an adult, was too lazy to pay attention to these two little children, leisurely walked around, looked west, looked at the study, looked at the schedule, and returned to where he lived.
Just as Li Ke was about to go to Penglai Hall to visit his younger brother Li Su, Wang De, the great eunuch who followed Li Shimin that day, came to deliver the message: "Li Ke, King of Xuanhan, is a saint in Taiji Palace." ”
After choosing the purpose, Wang De immediately said: "His Royal Highness the King of Han, come with our family, our family will guide you in front."
In the Taiji Palace, Li Shimin, the Khan of the Tang Dynasty, was immersed in reading the chapters, and the two of them knelt on their knees for a long time, and were about to get up, when their legs were numb, and they almost fell back. At this moment, Wang De walked in with Li Ke, the king of Han.
When Wang De saw it, he hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, be careful of your body, in the eyes of the minions, Jiangshan Sheji is not as important as your body." As he spoke, he was about to cry, and his voice was a little choked.
Seeing this, Li Ke carefully looked at Li Shimin in front of him, this is Li Shimin, who created the prosperous era of the Tang Dynasty.
Sword eyebrows and phoenix eyes, strong crown and beard. He is tall and has a strong aura, which gives people a kind of pressure.
Immediately, Li Ke casually rolled his eyes away, this is his cheap old man, and he can cut himself off because he is rude and unfounded in front of him.
Li Shimin looked at Li Ke's appearance, and he didn't have a trace of awe and respect for himself, so he thought of why Quan Wanji could be angry like that, the most important thing is the attitude of this kid.
"Rebel, don't kneel yet"
Although he did not have strict requirements for this son like Cheng Qian and Qingque, he was always his own child, and the blood of the emperors of the two dynasties flowed, so Li Shimin also hoped that Li Ke could work hard and excel.
"System, if you don't kneel, you won't lose your head." Li Ke
"Won't"
Li Ke was happy for a while.
"The host will bloom in the buttocks, and within ten days, he will not be able to get out of bed." The system's subsequent words were like a slap in the face for Li Ke.
If you don't kneel, you don't kneel, as a traverser, you have to have a backbone, you can't bend mighty, and you can't move poorly.
Looking at Li Shimin's iron-blue face, Li Ke's legs were weak, and he knelt on the ground, his mouth was hard, but his body wanted to be honest.
Immediately, Li Shimin said solemnly: "Ke'er, I heard that you are very intelligent, clever and eloquent, have no respect for the books of the sages, scribble at will, and are even more arrogant and rude to the teacher, and have no respect for the elders, how different from your grandfather if you go on like this."
As he spoke, his tone became heavier and heavier, and at last he became even more angry.
Although Li Ke is casual, but at this pace now, he doesn't dare to anger Li Shimin too much, as a latecomer, he has never eaten pork, and he has seen pigs run. After all, a companion is like a tiger!
Looking at Li Shimin's cannibalistic appearance, Li Ke said calmly: "Father, the dragon gave birth to nine sons, each of them is different, Ke'er just wants to be a free prince under the protection of the great and wise father."
When Li Shimin heard this, he was furious, and he gasped angrily and said: "The bullshit free prince is just content with the status quo and has no motivation at all." Think about my father's time, at your age, you can already lead troops to fight. ”
"Father is wise" Li Ke patted his ass.
"Don't take this trick to fool me, if you dare to be angry with the master tomorrow, I will not spare it." Li Shimin said with a pale face.
"Father......" Li Ke pretended to be aggrieved.
"Don't speak, if the rebel has itchy skin, I can ask someone to scratch it for you" A sneer flashed on Li Shimin's face.
How could Li Ke not understand what Li Er meant, and hurriedly replied: "Father, the son understands, and the son retired." ”
Out of the Tai Chi Palace, Li Ke was depressed and began to wander aimlessly.
When he came to a fish pond, the upset Li Ke looked at the small fish swimming happily in the pond, bent over, picked up the small stones, and threw them towards the fish pond.
A burst of urine struck, Li Ke quietly, and after no one was there, he walked to the edge of the pool, loosened his belt, and threw it into the pool.
The high-pressure water gun was turned on, and a golden red-scaled fish, concentrated by Li Ke's urine, immediately turned out its white belly, and it was all dead and couldn't die anymore.
Li Ke seemed to have discovered something interesting, adjusted his direction, and began to fire constantly at the fish in the pond.
The fish in the pond lost their lives one by one at Li Ke's hands, wrong, it was Li Ke's urine, Li Ke didn't know it, he had a lot of fun, and he left everything behind.
The humanoid version of the fishing game made Li Ke feel that it was no longer so sad for Ding Ding to become smaller.