Zhao Ying said sharply: Yes, tell the truth, otherwise I will never spare you.

Li Yinglong smiled wryly and said: Then I'll really say it.

After that, he coughed and cleared his throat, and then made a serious look and continued: This son is chasing his wife this time You came to the capital, since I broke up with you in the temple that day, I thought, I can't eat, I can't sleep well, it's almost lovesickness, my third uncle and two uncles, my aunt and aunt and three concubines, gave me such a bad idea that can't be worse, let me find my wife thousands of miles away, so I came to Bianjing, don't say, I really found my wife, wife, You'll be moved to tears.

Hearing this, Zhao Ying angrily pointed at him with his hand and scolded: You ------ you scoundrel, a bunch of nonsense, do you think that I won't dare to kill you if there are many people here, tell you, I want to really kill you, no matter how many people can't stop you, do you want to give it a try.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong scolded with a glaring eye: What about Grandma Dry Pi, you also know that my nonsense is not good to listen to, in this case, why do you have to force me to talk nonsense.

Zhao Yingdao: I want you to tell the truth, who let you talk nonsense.

Li Yinglong said: I have already told you the truth, telling you that I came to Beijing to test this time, but you don't believe it, and you don't slander the truth I said is a lie, isn't this what you found yourself, and you still come to blame me.

Hearing this, Zhao Ying looked skeptical and said in disbelief: You really came to Beijing to try?

Li Yinglong said: Do I need to lie to you, who do you think you are, I can make a fortune if I deceive you or be a big official.

Hearing this, Zhao Ying said with a ghostly face: You ------ come to Beijing to try, it's really ------ ------ hehe, there is really no one in the world."

After speaking, his tone changed and he said in a mocking tone: If you scoundrel can pass the exam, I, Zhao Ying, will have the surname of your scoundrel from now on.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong grinned and said: This is not easy to say, I hit a gold mountain headlong and took the first place in the exam all of a sudden, what is this called? Oh, come to think of it, this is not a cat (appearance) people.

Zhao Ying said disdainfully: What about the dog, don't dream of your Spring and Autumn Festival, scoundrel, pack up and get out of the capital early, so as not to be embarrassed and conspicuous here.

Li Yinglong was blinked vigorously by Zhao Ying, and said with a stiff neck: Do you dare to bet with me once?

Zhao Ying was stunned and asked: What are you betting on?

Li Yinglong said: If I really get admitted, then you will be happy and marry me as a wife?

Hearing this, Zhao Ying looked at him coldly, her face was white and red, but she didn't speak.

Seeing this, Li Yinglong said proudly: I knew you didn't dare to bet with me, so ------

Suddenly, Zhao Ying said: Okay, I'll bet with you, if you really get in, I'll marry you, but if you can't pass the exam, hehe, then I'm sorry, I'm going to cut off a pair of your legs, so that you will never be able to walk.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong was shocked and said: Hey, hey, this is too ruthless.

Zhao Ying smiled, smiled very happily, laughed, and his face sank down suddenly: Why, don't dare to bet, that's good, it's okay if you don't gamble, you kneel down and kowtow to me three times now, and shout in public, you are the world's number one scoundrel, the first big ball, the first big ------

Li Yinglong said: Bet on who is afraid of whom.

Hearing this, Zhao Ying smiled again, but smiled very coldly, and said: Scoundrel, you'd better find a temple to pray to God and Buddha now, and let the gods and Buddhas bless you with good luck, otherwise you will be miserable, hehe, a scoundrel without legs must be very good-looking.

After that, he ignored Li Yinglong and turned to leave.

Li Yinglong stared at her back in a daze, and didn't move for a long time, but he was secretly thinking in his heart, let you cut off my legs, there is no door, and then I will drill into the deep mountains and old forests, so that you will never find me, and you will be angry with you.

As soon as the ready-to-wear shop opened, Brother Ning and Fat Ball walked in.

The shopkeeper knows these two guys, or rather, there is no one in the whole town who doesn't know these two bastards, because these two bastards have stolen all the shops in the town before, and that one shop has not lost anything, so it's almost no shame.

The shopkeeper looked at the two strangely and asked, "Yo, it's the two, why did you come to me, didn't you go to the wrong door?"

Fat Ball shook his head and said: How can you talk about this father, our eyes are not blind, how could we go to the wrong door, we are here to buy clothes, where else can we go if we don't go to you here.

Hearing this, the shopkeeper said in surprise: You ------ you buy clothes, I don't know what kind of clothes you want to buy?

Brother Ning said: Our brothers are going to go to Beijing to be an examiner, and we want to buy clothes that look high-grade, look like status, are unusual, and have a lot of personality to wear.

Hearing this, the shopkeeper of the ready-to-wear shop was so shocked that he almost fainted without taking a breath, he heard it right, these two bastards are going to the capital to take the examiner, or rather, to go to the capital to take the top exam. What's going on? Could it be that the insanity has turned into a nervous disorder?

The shopkeeper of the ready-to-wear shop was stunned for a while before he said: You two are going to Beijing to be the examiner, God! You ------ you're not sick.

Hearing this, Fat Ball glared at the shopkeeper and said: You are sick, quickly, pick out two clothes for our brothers.

The shopkeeper agreed: No problem, the clothes are available, but ------ store will not pay on credit.

Hearing this, Brother Ning glared and said: Who said that we are going to pay on credit, don't you look down on us?

After that, he stretched out his hand and took out an ingot of ten taels of silver from his bosom and slapped it on the counter and said: This is ten taels of silver, is it enough?

Seeing the smile of the silver shopkeeper, he hurriedly said: Enough, enough, the two of you will sit on the stool for a while, and I will choose clothes for you.

After that, he turned around and went to the kitchen to pick out clothes, and after a while, he walked over with a blue shirt and a moon white shirt and said to the two: Two, how about these two?

Hearing this, the two of them took one and compared it on their bodies.

After a while, Brother Ning said: It's not good, I don't have any personality at all, I wear it like a rich man.

Fat Fairway: It's too bad, you can't show your identity when you wear it, you live like a fool, change it, change it.

Hearing this, the shopkeeper went to the kitchen to bring two pieces and handed them to the two, and the two of them said in unison: It's not good, change it again, change it again.

Then he threw his clothes on the counter.

The shopkeeper went back and forth several times like a marquee, and the clothes he brought were piled up on the counter, but the two of them still didn't like it.

Seeing this, the shopkeeper said helplessly: Two, I can't pick it well, you better go to the kitchen and pick it yourself.

Hearing this, Brother Ning and Fat Ball walked to the kitchen, there were few clothes in the kitchen, and the two looked at it with their hands, but they didn't like it, so Brother Ning turned his head to the shopkeeper and asked: Shopkeeper Wang, is there anything else besides these.

The shopkeeper waved his hand and said: That's all for the ready-to-wear, no.

Fat Ball didn't believe it, he looked around, suddenly, he saw a kitchen in the corner, but the kitchen door was locked, he hurriedly pointed to Brother Ning and shouted: This shopkeeper is lying, there is a kitchen cabinet here.

Brother Ning couldn't help but say angrily: Shopkeeper Wang, is there also clothes in the kitchen cabinet, hey, why don't you lock it and show it to us?

The shopkeeper Wang hurriedly waved his hand and said: You can't wear the clothes in the kitchen cabinet, they are shrouds.

Fat Ball didn't understand, and couldn't help but say strangely: Why, you still sell animal clothes here.

After that, he was very skeptical and said: Are pigs, dogs, mules and horses still wearing clothes, why have I never seen them.

Hearing this, the shopkeeper Wang hurriedly corrected and said: It is a shroud, worn by the dead, not a beast's clothes.

Brother Ning was interested, and he said: The clothes worn by the dead, open it and take a look, open it and take a look.

The shopkeeper Wang had no choice but to use the key to open the kitchen cabinet door, and saw that there were gloomy and colorful dead clothes hanging inside, Brother Ning took out a robe with white flowers on a black background from it and put it on his body after comparing it with a gesture, and couldn't help laughing "haha".

Just listen to him: That's it, this one is too personal.

Fat Ball took out a robe with white flowers on a red background from the kitchen cabinet and put it on his body, and asked Brother Ning with a happy smile: Brother Ning, what do you think of this dress?

Brother Ning nodded and said, "Yes, like the clothes worn by those who are officials in the play."

Fat Ballway: That's what I want.

The shopkeeper Wang couldn't tell if these two guys were playing with him, so he said in a tentative tone: "Two, it's not a joke, right? That's the clothes of a dead man.

Brother Ning said: The shroud worn by the dead can't be worn by the living?

Hearing this, the shopkeeper shook his head and said, "So far, I have never seen a living person wearing a dead life robe.

Hearing this, Brother Ning was excited, and said with a smile: That's great, no one wears it, just our brothers wear it, that's what is called different, only personality, and status are there.

Fat Ball echoed: Yes, we just want this strength, what is this called, oh, it is self-respecting.

The two wore longevity robes and set up shelves on the ground and walked back and forth, living an official addiction.

After walking for a while, the fat ball suddenly stood up and said to Brother Ning: Brother Ning, should we still have a hat to wear, those who are officials and have status all wear a hat.

Hearing this, Brother Ning nodded and said, "Yes, yes, there should be a hat to wear."

After that, he turned to the shopkeeper and asked, "Shopkeeper Wang, do you have a hat here that is suitable for us to wear?"

Shopkeeper Wang said: I'm sorry two, I'm a ready-to-wear shop here, and I only sell clothes and hats.

Brother Ning nodded, expressing a little regret and said: Okay, let's go to another house to buy hats.

With that, he handed the silver out and asked, "How much are these two clothes?"

The shopkeeper said: One piece is one tael, one piece is one tael or two dollars.

After that, he accepted the silver, and then found some broken silver and handed it back to Brother Ning.