Brother Ning and Fat Ball each walked out of the door of the pharmacy with a large bamboo basket full of herbs on their backs.

A young man about thirty years old walked up to him, and when he saw that the two of them had memorized so many herbs, he couldn't help but ask curiously: Yo, have you changed careers to become doctors?

Hearing this, Brother Ning looked at the head of the man and said with a little concern: Yes, our brothers have learned medical skills from a master and are ready to become doctors, oh, by the way, they are obstetricians and gynecologists, who specialize in giving birth to women.

Fat Ball Road: Brother Zhang, I remember that your wife seems to be pregnant and about to give birth.

After that, he turned his head to Brother Ning and said, "Brother Ning, let's go to Brother Zhang's house to help his wife give birth."

Hearing this, Brother Ning nodded his head with a very serious look and said: Brother Zhang, my brothers have a very good way to give birth to a woman, use a knife to slash on the woman's stomach, cut a big hole, and the child will pop out on his own, haha, fast and easy.

Hearing this, the man howled wildly: No, you two stay away from my wife.

shouted, pulled out his legs and ran, and disappeared in an instant.

Looking at the man who ran away, the two looked at each other, and then made an unknown look, shook their shoulders and spread their hands together, and then laughed together, laughing, and the two bastards continued to walk along the street with the medicine basket on their backs.

Suddenly, as if he remembered something, the fat ball reached out and grabbed Brother Ning and stopped leaving, and then said: Brother Ning, I suddenly remembered something, and the more I thought about it, the more strange it became.

Hearing this, Brother Ning asked: What did you think of?

Fat Ball Road: I heard Chief Helmsman Wu say that our eldest brother went to the capital to be an examiner.

As he spoke, he scratched his head suspiciously and continued: How could the eldest brother go to the examiner, it's too strange.

Hearing this, Brother Ning glanced at the fat ball and said: What's so strange about the eldest brother going to the examiner, he is no worse than others.

Fat Ball Road: I used to hear storytellers in the town say that the examiners are all Xiucai who read, and they have to study hard for ten years or something, but the eldest brother has never read, nor is he a Xiucai, he is just a little smarter than us.

Hearing this, Brother Ning was stunned and said: Yes, the eldest brother is neither a scholar nor a showman, but it is quite strange that he went to the examiner, why?

Suddenly, I seemed to understand the excitement of the said: Fat ball, I know, this year's examiner does not want to read people, but only smart people, and the eldest brother is a smart person, so he went.

Hearing this, Fat Ball made an angry look and said: Big brother is too uninteresting, he is smart to go to the examiner, but we are not stupid, we are just a little worse than him, he should take us with him, he is smarter than us, just take a big official, we are a little worse, just take a small official exam.

Brother Ning said: It's okay, he won't take us there, won't we go by ourselves?

Fat Ballway: Yes, we'll go by ourselves.

With that, he unloaded the medicine basket from his body and threw it on the ground, pulling his legs and leaving.

Seeing this, Brother Ning grabbed him and asked, "Why are you going?"

Fat Ball Road: Go to the capital to find the big brother examiner.

Hearing this, Brother Ning glared at him and said, "Don't be in such a hurry, we have to send the medicinal materials to Chief Helmsman Wu, and then ask her for silver to buy a little bit before we can go."

Hearing this, Fat Ball asked incomprehensibly: What kind of line?

Brother Ning said: It's just clothes, just the way you and I are wearing now, you can't be regarded as a monster when you enter the capital, and the examiner, it's good if people don't bake the two of us.

Also, those who sing opera have to dress up in outfits, let alone go to the capital to be examiners, if they are dressed in rags, it is strange that people don't beat them up as flowers.

Hearing this, Fat Ball looked at the clothes on his body and said: Our clothes are ugly, but aren't they dressed like this for the convenience of stealing things, by the way, Brother Ning, what clothes should we wear?

Hearing this, Brother Ning thought for a while and said: Of course, it makes people feel that we are different and have a very high status after seeing it, isn't there such a sentence, what is it called, the horse is the clothes, the man is the saddle.

Hearing this, Fat Ball was stunned and said: Brother Ning, why do I think what you said sounds so awkward, wouldn't it be strange if people were equipped with a pair of saddles.

Hearing this, Brother Ning also seemed to feel that what he said sounded awkward, thought about it, patted his head and said: Maybe I said the opposite, it should be said that people are clothes and horses are saddles.

After that, he glared at the fat ball and said: You are quite capable of finding faults.

Fat Ball smiled and said, "Because I'm smart."

Early the next morning, Li Yinglong walked out of the back door of the Huangfu to the street, and then walked forward along the street, watching the street scene with great interest while walking, and unconsciously came to the Great Xiangguo Temple again. The front of the Great Xiangguo Temple is still so lively, there are stalls everywhere to sell things and people who go shopping to buy things, when Li Yinglong passed by a jade stall, he saw that there were pieces of jade pendants on the stall, so he was curious to stand in front of the stall and watch.

Suddenly, he was tapped on the shoulder, he turned his head to look back, and couldn't help but be surprised, it turned out that the person who patted him on the shoulder turned out to be Zhao Ying, who was dressed as a man, and she was staring at him angrily with a pair of cold eyes.

Li Yinglong reacted quickly, changed his face to a smile in a moment of shock, and shouted enthusiastically as if he had seen an old friend: Yo, it's you, hey, when did you come to the capital? Why don't you tell me in advance, so that I can do my best to be a landlord, and invite you to have a meal.

Zhao Ying asked coldly: Are you from Bianjing?

Li Yinglongdao: No, I'm from Suzhou, but I'm not from Suzhou, my hometown is in Hebei, I can't tell where I am now.

Zhao Ying said coldly: You are not from Bianjing, you are a landlord, do you think you are very rich, don't you?

Li Yinglong smiled and said: Didn't I come a few days earlier than you, isn't it the landlord who came early, you came later than me, of course I have to do my landlord's friendship to you.

Zhao Ying said coldly: How do you know that I came later than you, did I tell you, I am smart.

Zhao Ying's cynicism suddenly stirred up Li Yinglong's fire, and he saw him scolding with his eyes glaring: What about the dry skin grandma, how can a wife talk to her husband like this, looking for a cigarette.

Hearing this, Zhao Ying's face turned red, and he shouted in a low voice: Shut up! If you talk any more nonsense, I'll cut out your tongue.

Li Yinglong argued with a stiff neck: Why am I talking nonsense, we have husband and wife documents, and if you want to be lazy, you can't do it, even if you go to the government to fight a lawsuit, you have to admit it.

Hearing this, Zhao Ying's face turned white with anger, and he shouted: Shut up! Otherwise, I'll kill you right now.

After that, he raised his slap and made a gesture to shoot.

Seeing this, Li Yinglong jumped out and opened his throat and shouted: Oh no, kill someone! The wife is going to kill her husband!

There were originally a lot of people in Daxiangguo Temple, and it didn't matter if he shouted, a large group of people surrounded him, of course, they were all people who came to see the excitement. In the era of the Great Song Dynasty, people didn't have movies to watch, TV series to watch, and mobile phones to watch. It's quite expensive to go to the theater garden to watch a play, and people are reluctant to spend money, so most people don't have a show. So usually, in addition to shopping on the street, it is to go shopping, and one by one the idle five ridges and six beasts are waiting for the excitement to appear there to see the excitement. Li Yinglong's shouting is equivalent to sending people a lively time, so don't you quickly surround people.

Then someone asked: Where did you kill people, where did you kill people?

Zhao Ying hurriedly put down his hand and looked around as if he was fine, Li Yinglong smiled and said to everyone: I'm sorry, just kidding, just kidding.

The people who came up glared at Li Yinglong dissatisfiedly, and some people scolded: It's too idle, and it's okay to eat.

Then the crowd dispersed.

Zhao Ying walked over again and asked Li Yinglong coldly: Scoundrel, what are you doing in the capital this time?

Li Yinglong said: What else can I do, of course I came to Beijing to take the test, and tell you that my son came to the capital to participate in the Beijing test this time.

Hearing this, Zhao Ying looked him up and down with her eyes and mocked: You come to take the Beijing Exam for the top prize, God! Just you, it's really the sun that is starting to rise in the west.

After that, he paused, and then said: Quickly put away your tricks to deceive ghosts, and say, what is the real purpose of your coming to the capital, otherwise, hum!

Hearing this, Li Yinglong's eyes rolled, and he made a helpless look and said: Do you have to tell the truth?