In his sleep, Li Ke was awakened by a urge to urine.

I don't know if it's because of the medicinal effect, or the secret help of the system, our Li Ke can walk on the ground when he is half asleep and half awake.

Li Ke got up and got off the ground in a sleepy mood, and walked towards the night pot (urinal).

"Lord Wang, the little one is holding the urinal for you." Li Ke's actions woke up the little six sons who took care of Li Ke.

"No, this king will come by himself." Li Ke, who had a ghost in his heart, hurriedly stopped Xiao Liuzi.

Li Ke walked to the night pot, picked up the night pot, put it on his waist, and urinated comfortably.

Because the chirp became the size of a mung bean, and the urethra was as thick as a pinhole in an infusion, Li Ke, who was eager to urinate, just exerted his strength, and there was a tingling and stinging sensation between his legs.

Li Ke, who was full of urine, didn't care much about it, and continued to pee into the night pot.

"Click" woke up the sleepy Li Ke and Xiao Liuzi.

Li Ke was holding a night pot ring in his hand, and the bottom of the night pot all fell to the ground, falling to pieces, and the urine was scattered all over the ground, and Li Ke's trouser legs were also cheap with a lot of urine spots.

"Lord Wang." Xiao Liuzi shouted softly and hurriedly as he ran towards Li Ke.

Li Ke, who was flustered, hurriedly said loudly: "Little Liuzi, hold the lamp." ”

With Li Ke's prompt, Xiao Liuzi stopped and went to look for candles and fire folds in the dark.

Li Ke hurriedly lifted the ring of the night pot in his hand and threw it to the ground, reached out and lifted his pants, and his expression calmed down.

"Lord Wang, you're not hurt, are you?" The two little six sons held candles in their hands and walked towards Li Ke.

"Nope"

In the dim candlelight, Li Ke saw that the upper edge of the night pot was a neat incision.

Damn, my little twitter is now a small high-pressure water gun cutter.

"Take this king to the hut." Li Ke, who understood in an instant, said to Xiao Liuzi.

"Lord Wang, come with me."

Seeing that Li Ke was fine, Xiao Liuzi instantly breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and walked out, leading the way for Li Ke in front.

In the thatched house, Li Ke slowly and leisurely, found the right direction, gently outward, and discharged urine little by little, and it took half an hour to soak the urine before it could be sprinkled.

Xiao Liuzi, who was worried about Li Ke's safety, also kept speaking during the period, asking Li Ke, if Li Ke hadn't tried his best to stop it, Xiao Liuzi would have run into the thatched house.

Li Ke, who was full of resentment about the system, returned to the room and entered the dream with difficulty.

Looking at the peonies blooming in the yard and breathing in the fresh air that was not polluted at all, Li Ke forgot about the system and began to think about what to do in order to pass the boring days.

"Don't think about it, working hard to collect the dog's legs is what the host should think." The system in my head prompts.

"Then tell me what the first-level reward is." Li Ke lowered his posture towards the system.

"Host privileges have not been reached, no comment." Enduring the grass and mud horse in his heart, Li Ke flattered the system and said, "Miss, you just tell Xiao Shengbei." ”

"Miss, you are Miss, your whole family is Miss." The cold voice sounded ruthlessly in Li Ke's mind

Li Ke hurriedly flattered and said, "Eldest sister, you are the eldest sister." ”

"Eldest sister, you are the eldest sister, and your whole family is the eldest sister."

"Little sister, just tell Xiao Sheng, what is the first-level reward?"

"Host privileges not reached, no comment"

Li Ke was furious, my Nima This is a magic horse system, a dog leg system, Lao Tzu is about to become your dog leg, but in the end, it is this, oil and salt do not enter.

Isn't it just 20 days down? I, Li Ke, am not threatened by you anymore.

"Call Dad" Li Ke squatted next to a peony flower in the yard, put his fingers on the delicate petals, and fiddled back and forth.

"What?" The system also has unclear words, confirming to Li Ke.

Li Ke responded angrily: "Call Dad, Lao Tzu has no motivation to collect dog legs, and he will not accept dog legs in the future, you don't know Lao Tzu." ”

"Feel the host's strong insult to the system, punish the host, and become ten times bigger for ten days."

"Warm reminder, if the host does not do its best to collect the dog's legs, the system will let the host enter, life countdown program."

As the two voices of the system landed, Li Ke felt a chill in his body, this system directly wants the host's life!

Li Ke, who thought that he had found a loophole in the system, waited left and right, but he didn't feel the change in the span, and then he suddenly realized that he was now in the punishment of twitter becoming smaller.

Thinking of the big chatter after ten days, Li Ke suddenly felt hopeless, ten times bigger, walking is a burden, not to mention not being discovered, it seems that he has to lie in bed for ten days.

At this moment, Xiao Liuzi came over and said, "Your Highness, it's time to go to the study to practice calligraphy."

As soon as Li Ke heard this, he instantly felt that his head was big, and let me, a person in the 21st century, go to read and write again, this is a Shenma situation.

All right! Practicing calligraphy, the right is self-cultivation, and in the future, go out to soak girls, sing wine, and write a few poems, and you can't let writing be stumped. Otherwise, how to reflect the king's graceful and extraordinary spirit.

When he arrived at the study, Quan Wanji had been waiting for a long time, and after Li Ke said good morning to him, he walked to an empty desk and sat down.

Looking at Quan Wanji, Li Ke asked the system in his mind: "Can this person be accepted as a dog's leg?" ”

"The other party's level is too high, and the host can't do it for the time being." The system gives the answer.

There was no hope of collecting the dog's legs, looking down at the brush on the desk, Li Ke fell into a daze, although it was not the first time he had seen the brush, but the way to grasp the brush, Li Ke did not know at all.

Li Ke looked at the brush worriedly, but he was embarrassed to ask the old man in front of him, like catching a pencil, he caught the brush in his hand.

Quan Wanji watched Li Ke hold the pen like this, walked up to Li Ke, and said, "King Han, the brush should be held like this." And showed Li Ke how to catch a pen.

Li Ke followed Quan Wanji's appearance, and re-grasped the brush in his hand, and after Quan Wanji saw it, his eyes revealed a hint of teachable look, and then he walked away.

Quan Wanji began to shake his head and started today's homework, the Analects.

Li Ke listened to Quan Wanji's explanation, as if someone was singing a lullaby in his ear, and fell asleep.

In order to lift the spirit, Li Ke picked up the pen and began to dance on the paper, the dragon and the phoenix danced, yes, the dragon and the phoenix danced.

This Li Ke is not Li Ke, he has never written brush words, he thinks that the writing in the world is almost the same, after Quan Wanji taught him how to catch a pen, he took the brush and wrote it like a pen. That is, what people often say in later generations, rivers and lakes.

Li Chengqian and Li Tai were on the side, writing the Analects texts meticulously, and when they saw Li Ke's writing, they left the desk curiously, and surrounded them and exclaimed: "Wow, it's so beautiful." ”

Seeing Li Tai and Li Chengqian coming around, Li Ke's mind moved.

"Warm reminder, the two people in front of you are the host copy, and they can't be accepted as doglegs." The cold voice repelled Li Ke's germinated thoughts.

Li Ke complained: "This can't be, that can't be, what use do I want from you." ”

"Don't be discouraged by the host, the heavens have descended on the people, and they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skins, empty their bodies, and act chaotically." The system rarely cheered for Li Ke.