Hearing that Li Yinglong had started counting, Brother Ning hurriedly waved his hand and shouted: Stop, stop, stop. This old man, what are you doing, can you tell the winner in fifty counts?

Immediately after that, the fat ball said: This father, don't you know, the two of us are half a day apart, and we can't tell the winner like this.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong looked at the two of them with strange eyes and asked: Why do you two take so long?

Brother Ning said: Compared to wrestling, we can wrestle.

Fat Ballway: We won't do anything else.

Li Yinglong pouted and said: Grandma Ganpi, you two are hugging each other like two stupid bears, and then you push me, I will do it like this, I'll go, let alone say it's been half a day, I think you two can't tell the winner in a month, you can figure it out, stupid, really stupid.

Fat Ball Road: What, this father, you say we are stupid, then you must be smart, then you can think of a way for us not to be stupid.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong's eyes rolled and said: Grandma Ganpi, you have found the right person, we may not be able to do anything else, just you beat me, I will beat you, grandpa and I will bundle it one by one.

After that, he thought for a moment and then said: Listen to the two, you two are so compared, the two of you stand face to face, but no one is allowed to move, and then you two will each slap each other's two big ear scrapers, whoever is beaten and bleeding will lose, and the one who does not bleed wins.

Hearing this, the fat ball was happy, and said happily: Don't say it, this dad is really smart, and he came up with such a good method, which is fast and effortless, okay, just do it.

Brother Ning was not happy, he glared at the fat ball and said: Okay, what's good, if neither of us is fanned out, how can you win or I win?

Hearing this, Fat Ball couldn't help but raise a hand to scratch his head and said: That's right, this is a problem.

After that, he turned his head to Li Yinglong and asked: Hey, this father, how do you say this?

Li Yinglong glared and said: I'll go, do you still need to ask such a simple question, of course, neither of you won, but neither of you lost, it's a tie, and then the second time.

Hearing this, Brother Ning thought for a while and nodded in agreement: Okay, let's do it.

After that, Xiang Fat Ball asked: Fat Ball, which of us will fan first?

Fat Ball Road: Of course I slapped you first, because I agreed to this method that my father came up with first.

Of course Brother Ning won't agree, he objected: This is not good, your statement is unreasonable, let's still follow the old method, draw fists, and whoever wins will fan first.

Hearing this, the fat ball does not show weakness: Stroke the fist, draw the fist, who is afraid of whom.

So the two of them drew fists, and in the end Brother Ning won, Brother Ning couldn't help but excitedly pull up his sleeves and grind his fists to make a fan-opening posture, and the fat ball stood on the ground with his legs crossed, and then puffed up his cheeks on both sides with air, and then closed his eyes and waited to be fanned.

"Bang! Bang! Two crisp sounds sounded, and the two cheeks of the fat ball were hit with two loud big ear brackets.

After fanning, Li Yinglong came to the fat ball with his hands behind his back and pretended to take a closer look, and saw that there were five big handprints on his cheeks on both sides of his face, but there was no bleeding.

Then, Li Yinglong announced: The fat man's face was red and swollen, but there was no bleeding, he didn't lose, and now it's the fat man's turn to fan the thin man.

Hearing this, the fat ball came to the spirit, and I saw him rolling up his sleeves, wiping his palm, and turning his arms in circles to practice, and he had the posture of slapping Brother Ning to death.

Seeing this, Brother Ning said with some fear: Hey, fat ball, what are you doing, you want to kill me, not you.

Fat Ball "Hehe" smiled and said: I won't kill you, I won't kill you, but in order to win you, I have to give your face some blood.

Hearing this, Brother Ning glared at the fat ball fiercely, and then followed his example and spread his legs apart and stood firmly, and his cheeks on both sides also puffed up with anger, and then his eyes were also closed and waiting to be fanned.

The fat ball was fully prepared, and then slapped it with all his strength to fan Brother Ning's cheeks on both sides, only to hear "Bang!" Bang! After the two crisp sounds, the thin Brother Ning was fanned left and right three times by the fat ball fan, and then sat on the ground with a buttocks, maybe his ears were fanned by the fat ball so that he couldn't hear, and he saw that he was digging his ears and eyes with both hands, and he couldn't stop shaking his little head while digging.

After fanning Brother Ning, the fat ball couldn't wait to run up and check it out.

Li Yinglong walked over slowly with his hands behind his back, and suddenly raised one leg and kicked on the fat buttocks pouted by the fat ball, kicking him to the side.

The fat ball touched the kicked buttocks and shouted angrily at Li Yinglong: Hey, I didn't mess with you, why did you kick me?

Hearing this, Li Yinglong scolded him with a glaring eye: Nima's, are you judged, or am I judged, are you here to check, or am I here to check?

Fat Ball hurriedly said: Of course it's your father.

Li Yinglong glared and said: Since it's me, what are you doing in front of you, you said I don't kick you and kick anyone, shouldn't you kick it?

Fat Ball couldn't find a reason to refute, so he scratched his head and said: What your father said is reasonable, I should kick, I should kick.

So Li Yinglong leaned down and looked up, and saw that Brother Ning's two cheeks were also red and swollen with five big handprints, but there was no bleeding, so he announced: The thin man's face is red and swollen on both sides, but there is no bleeding, it is not considered a loss, you two tied in the first round, and then the second round of the competition, the second round of the competition is to beat the eye sockets.

Hearing this, Fat Ball asked puzzledly: This father, don't you fan your ears and scrape?

Li Yinglong glanced at him and said: No one can win with an ear scraper, what kind of fan is it, so I have to change to another project.

Hearing this, Fat Ball muttered to himself: This dad can really fix it, I just got a little addicted to it and I'm not allowed to fan.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong glared at the fat ball and said: Fat man, what are you talking about, you are not satisfied, that's good, it's not comparable, so far, grandpa, I went into the town to sell firewood.

The fat ball panicked, and hurriedly said: Don't, don't, I didn't say I'm not satisfied, just beat the eye socket, your father has the final say.

Brother Ning stopped picking his ears and eyes, and when he heard the fat ball say about beating the eye sockets, he said dissatisfiedly: Isn't it a fan of the ear scraper, why did you beat the eye socket again, what are you doing blindly, fat ball.

Hearing this, the fat ball pointed to Li Yinglong with his hand and said: Hey, this is none of my business, it's all made up by this father, he said that we can't win anyone with a fan of the ear scraper, so it was changed to beating the eye socket, if we don't want him to care, he will go to the town to sell firewood, no way I have to agree, if you don't agree, you admit defeat, count me as a winner, we don't have to beat the eye socket.

Brother Ning glared and said: Who said that I don't agree, just beat it, who is afraid of whom.

Fat Ball and Brother Ning started to punch again, but this time it was Fat Ball who won, so Fat Ball excitedly picked up his fat fist and punched Brother Ning on his right eye socket. Brother Ning felt that a piece of Venus immediately appeared in his right eye, and then he couldn't see anything, and after a while, his right eye became dark and blue, no matter how he looked at it, it was a panda eye, but it didn't bleed.

Then Brother Ning concocted the same method, although his fist was smaller than the fat ball, it was very hard, and he suddenly beat the fat ball's left eye into another panda eye, but it didn't bleed.

Li Yinglong immediately judged: Fat, thin, the eye sockets of the two were beaten by the other party, but no one bleed, and the second round was a draw, and the dry skin grandma's, the third round is below, and the nose is pounded.

So the two of them started to punch again, but the fat ball won again, so the fat ball picked up his fat fist and smashed it on Brother Ning's nose, and the blood rushed out at once, followed by tears flowing.

Seeing this, the fat ball jumped up and shouted excitedly: I won, I bleed Brother Ning's nose, I won, hahaha......

Brother Ning wiped the blood flowing from his nose with his hand and said viciously: Fat ball, don't be happy so early, I haven't smashed you yet.

Immediately afterwards, Brother Ning smashed his fist on the fat ball's fat nose, and as a result, the fat ball was also in tears, and the nosebleed out.

So Brother Ning also shouted excitedly: I also smashed his nose out of blood, he bled and he bled out.

Li Yinglong first stepped forward to look at Brother Ning's nose, and snorted coldly: What about it, what kind of broken nose are you, is it made of a high grain pole, and the blood will flow like a river when you smash it, give you a suggestion, if you try again next time, you will go to a blacksmith to replace it with an iron nose, and I will sentence you to lose this time.

Hearing this, Brother Ning immediately shouted unconvinced: Why am I losing, isn't the nose of the fat ball also beaten by me and bleeding.

Li Yinglong glared at him and said: What are you in a hurry, grandpa, haven't I finished the sentence yet.

After that, he came to the fat ball and looked at his nose and snorted coldly: Your nose is not much better, it is purely made of tofu dregs mixed with farts, give you a trick, next time you try again, you will find a stonemason to make a stone nose for you and press it, this time I will judge you to lose.

Hearing this, the two couldn't help but be stunned.

Then Fat Ball asked Li Yinglong suspiciously: Hey, this father, Brother Ning lost, and I also lost, so who won?

Li Yinglong shook his head and said proudly: Stupid, can't you even think of such a simple question.

After that, he pointed to himself with his hand and said: Who won, of course it was grandpa and I won, I didn't even move my fingers, I just said a few words, and as a result, the two of you had swollen faces, bruised eyes, and beaten noses.

Hearing this, Brother Ning and Fat Ball, you look at me, I look at you, and the expression is as complicated as it gets.

After struggling for a while, Fat Ball scratched his head and said reluctantly: In this way, it was your father who won.

Brother Ning said in an analytical tone: Both of us lost, not that he won, but that the ghost won.

The opinions of the two were unprecedentedly unified, and then the two of them bowed together and saluted Li Yinglong and shouted in unison: You win, you are our eldest brother, please meet the eldest brother.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong was stunned for a moment, and then he waved his hand and said: Hey, hey, what about it, are your two heads broken, I am not your eldest brother, you can worship whoever you want to worship as your eldest brother, your grandfather and I don't have time to accompany you two crazy.

After that, you have to push the cart before walking back to the car.

Hearing this, Fat Ball said dissatisfiedly: This father, our brains are not bad, Brother Ning and I have won and lost many competitions, that is, we are fighting for the eldest brother, whoever wins is the eldest brother, and whoever loses will be the younger brother.

Brother Ning said: We both lost today, and you won alone, you shouldn't be the eldest brother, so from today onwards, our brothers will follow you, and the eldest brother will follow the younger brother wherever he goes.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong was shocked and said: Grandma Ganpi, why didn't you say it earlier, forget it, this time the competition was judged again, both of you were bleeding, no one won or lost, it was a draw, the three rounds of this competition were full, the victory or defeat was scored, and the venue was re-judged another day.