Volume 1: A Mess After the Crossing Chapter 9: Received Two Cheap Brothers
Hearing this, Fat Ball said angrily: Why is your father like this, it doesn't matter if you say it, forget it, are you still a manly tofu.
Brother Ning hurriedly corrected: Don't talk nonsense about fat balls, that's called a manly husband, not tofu.
The fat ball glanced at Brother Ning and said: Our neighbor Li Er Mazi, Sun San Crazy, and the lame man on Thursday all said so, so I also said so, can you control you.
Hearing this, Fat Ball said angrily: Originally, what you said was not right, and you didn't let people correct it, besides, what Li Er Mazi, Sun San Crazy, and Thursday Cripple are all mentally retarded idiots, and you are also mentally retarded idiots.
Brother Ning glared at the fat ball, but ignored him anymore, so he said to Li Yinglong again: This brother, a manly husband can't talk and don't count, otherwise how will he come out and mix in the future.
Li Yinglong is a high-minded and arrogant person, although he knew that this was Brother Ning provoking him with words, but he still couldn't stand this excitement, so he saw his frowning handle and waved vigorously: Okay, okay, don't you just be your broken brother, can I still die, I did, this time you are satisfied, right?
Hearing this, the two shouted in unison: Big brother, we are very satisfied.
Then the two of them looked at each other, and then grinned and laughed together, as if their plot had finally succeeded.
Seeing their smug looks, Li Yinglong scolded angrily: "What the hell, I bumped into a ghost this morning."
After scolding, he bent down and set up a wheelbarrow and pushed it towards the town, after walking more than ten steps, he felt that there were people behind him, and when he looked back, he saw that Brother Ning and Fat Ball were still following him, he hurriedly stopped and scolded the two: Hey, I said, why are you two still haunting me, why should you go, don't follow me.
Hearing this, Fat Ball said confidently: This father, you are our eldest brother now, of course we have to follow you.
Then Brother Ning said: Didn't we already say just now, where the eldest brother goes, the younger brother will follow.
Hearing this, Li Yinglong glared angrily, but he couldn't do anything about these two guys, these two were originally two bastards, and they didn't get in the oil and salt, so they couldn't listen to their words, so Li Yinglong didn't bother to talk about them anymore.
After thinking about it, he said: Grandma Ganpi, since you are willing to follow me, then don't follow in vain, help my eldest brother and me do some work.
Fat Ball hurriedly said: Big brother, you say, let our little brother do something.
Hearing this, Brother Ning raised his hand and slapped the fat ball's head and scolded: You stupid pig head, do you still need to ask, of course you are helping the eldest brother push the cart into the town to sell firewood.
Fat Ball rubbed his head vigorously with one of his hands and yelled at Brother Ning: Who is stupid with a pig's head, you make it clear to me, otherwise I will not be finished with you.
After that, roll up your sleeves and rush up.
Seeing this, Li Yinglong glared at the two and shouted: Grandma Ganpi, have you two made enough trouble, if you make trouble again, grandpa, I won't be your big brother.
Hearing this, Brother Ning and Fat Ball hurriedly shouted: Don't, don't, big brother, let's stop making trouble, stop making trouble.
After saying that, the two hurriedly ran over to take the car in Li Yinglong's hand and pushed it towards the town.
Li Yinglong saw the scholar at the entrance of the town after entering Tiangui Town, and he didn't go far before he was chased by three gray-clothed men to a distance of twenty or thirty steps away from him, the scholar turned his head and looked back, his face turned pale, he hurriedly glanced at both sides of the street with his eyes, and saw that there was a restaurant on the side of the road not far in front, he ran a few steps and arched in.
Seeing that the scholar had entered the restaurant, the three men in gray hurriedly stopped, one of them shook his head at the other two, and then the three of them came to a tea stall opposite the restaurant and sat down.
At this time, a middle-aged man hurriedly walked over to the three of them and smiled and asked, "A few guest officers, do you want to drink tea?"
Hearing this, the three gray-clothed men were stunned for a moment, and then one of them looked at the tea stall, and then nodded and said: Then let's have a pot.
The middle-aged man asked: What kind of tea does the guest officer want to drink?
The man in gray said indifferently: Let's have a pot at will.
The middle-aged man said: Then come to the pot before the rain.
The man in gray nodded lightly and said, "Yes."
The middle-aged man left to make tea, and the six eyes of the three gray-clothed men stared at the restaurant opposite, and the windows of the restaurant were open, so they sat on the opposite side of the restaurant and saw it clearly, and then the three of them saw that the scholar had said a few words to a guy in the restaurant, and then sat down at a table, and after a while, the man brought him a meal, so the scholar ate it, but he ate very slowly, and looked nervously at the three gray-clothed men opposite while eating.
After a while, more than a dozen villagers who had come into the town to sell mountain goods poured into the restaurant, and the restaurant became busy, and when the people had found their seats and sat down, the scholar who had come to eat in the first place was gone.
When the three gray-clothed men who were sitting opposite the restaurant drinking tea found that the scholar had suddenly disappeared, they hurriedly got up from their seats and ran to the restaurant opposite.
When the middle-aged man at the tea stall saw the three gray-clothed men suddenly running away, he hurriedly shouted to the three of them: Hey, the tea money, the tea money hasn't been paid yet.
Hearing this, a man in gray hurriedly returned to the table and took out a small piece of broken silver from his bosom and threw it on the table, then turned around and ran away.
The middle-aged man picked up the broken silver and looked at it, and then shouted: It's too much, it's too much, I can't use so much money.
But at this time, the three men in gray had already rushed into the restaurant opposite.
The firewood market is located in the center of Tiangui Town, at this time it is the time when there are the most people, and the cars that buy firewood and sell firewood go in and out, a busy and lively scene.
The scholar who escaped from the restaurant appeared at the gate of Chai City at this moment, he first looked back and forth, left and right, and then rushed into Chai Market in a panic, there were many people and cars in Chai City, and the scholar was hidden at once.
Soon after the scholar entered the Chai City, he saw that the three gray-clothed men tracked down to the door of the Chai City, and when they found that the scholar was gone, one of them whispered a few words to the other two gray-clothed people, and the other two gray-clothed people nodded, and then pulled their legs and walked around the back of the Chai Market, and the gray-clothed man who was the leader rushed into the Chai Market.
The scholar who entered the Chai City, under the cover of the people coming and going in the Chai City and the fire carts coming and going, moved to the back door of the Chai City, and just when he was about to mix out, he suddenly saw two gray-clothed men rushing in from the back door, so frightened that he hid behind a Chai car, and then retreated to the Chai City under the cover of the people coming and going.
Then the scholar walked forward in a hurry, and after a while he came to the north gate of the chai market, just when he was about to go out, he suddenly saw a gray-clothed man hidden on the side of the doorpost, and he couldn't help but be surprised, he didn't dare to go out, and quietly turned around and ran back to the chai market.
He can't hide in the Chai City, let's not go out, besides, there is always a time for the Chai City to disperse, so he turned back to the south gate of the Chai City with a fluke mentality, this time he was careful, first hid behind a firewood car and looked at the door, and sure enough, he found that there was a gray-clothed man guarding the side of the gate, and it seemed that several doors of the Chai City had been blocked by these gray-clothed people, and he couldn't get out of the situation. A look of panic appeared on his face, and then he hurriedly turned around and disappeared back into the city.
After entering the town, Fat Ball walked forward along the street while pushing the cart, and turned his head to Li Yinglong, who was following on the side, and asked: Big brother, where are we going?
Hearing this, Brother Ning glared at the fat ball and said: I still said that I am not stupid, do I need to ask, the eldest brother went to the town to sell firewood, of course we went to the firewood market.
Fat Ball was not convinced: The eldest brother went into the town to sell firewood, but he didn't have anything to do, so he went somewhere else first.
Hearing this, Li Yinglong answered: Yes, let's not go to the firewood market, first go to the Tiangui grocery store in the town to send two bundles of firewood to the shopkeeper Wang.
Hearing this, Brother Chao Ning made a smug face and said: How about it, I didn't say it wrong.
Brother Ning glanced at the fat ball and said: Count your fart to collapse.
Fat Ball Qidao: You're just breaking your ass.
As he was walking, Brother Ning suddenly turned his head to Li Yinglong and asked, "Big brother, you all know our names, but we don't know your name yet, big brother, what's your name?"
Li Yinglong said lightly: Why do you know my name, just call me eldest brother.
Seeing that Li Yinglong didn't want to say, Brother Ning turned his head to Fat Ball and said: Fat Ball, big brother is trying to test the wisdom of the two of us, to see if the two of us are smart or stupid, let's guess what the name of the big brother is?
Fat Ball shook his head and said: Do you still need to guess, the eldest brother is chopping firewood and selling firewood, of course, it is called Dachai Erchai.
Brother Ning said disapprerovingly: Fat ball, according to your analysis, the eldest brother should be called a big chop and two chops, Dachai Erchai is not good, it's too bad to hear.
Fat Ball disagreed: My big Chai Erchai is not good, then your big chop and two chops are good, it's too bad, it's too ugly, it's not good, it's too bad, it's too bad, the name of the eldest brother must not be called the big chop and the second chop.
Hearing this, Brother Ning made a very angry look and said: Hey, fat ball, when did I say that the eldest brother's name was cut twice, wasn't that analyzed according to your words, I think the eldest brother should be called------
Li Yinglong really couldn't listen to it anymore, and yelled violently: Dry skin grandma, don't guess, I'll tell you, my name is Li Yinglong.
Hearing this, Fat Ball said: It turns out that the eldest brother's name is Li Yinglong, yes, really good, much better than my Fat Ball's name, of course, it is more beautiful than your Brother Ning's name, by the way, Brother Ning, let's change the name too.
Brother Ning glanced at the fat ball and asked: How to change, what to change?
Fat Ball pretended to think about it, and after thinking for a while, he seemed to think of something, and suddenly shouted excitedly: Yes, the eldest brother is called Li Yinglong, then I will be called Fat Dragon, Brother Ning, you will be called ------- by the way, you will be called Thin Tiger, I am Fat Dragon, you are Thin Tiger, so majestic."
Hearing this, Brother Ning said angrily: "Okay, you're big, why are you a dragon and I'm a tiger."
Fat Ball Road: This sounds good, do you call you Thin Dragon, call me Fat Tiger, it's not good, it's too bad.
Brother Ning scolded: Fuck you, the eldest brother is already called the dragon, how can we be called the dragon as the younger brother, how disrespectful it is to the eldest brother.
Hearing this, Fat Ball looked at Li Yinglong and said: That's what I said, then we won't call it a dragon, let's call it ------, by the way, let's call it a dog, I call it a fat dog, and you call it a thin dog.
Brother Ning was almost mad, so he yelled at the fat ball: Fat ball, can you give it a name, don't be foolish if you can't get it, it's still a fat dog and a thin dog, it's better to just call it a leper dog.
Hearing this, the fat ball said dissatisfiedly: I don't sound good, then you name me, but I declare in advance, you can call it anything, but you can't call it a mouse, I pee my pants as soon as I hear the word mouse, ah, no, I can't hold it back, I'm going to pee out.
After that, he ran to the side of the road, regardless of the people coming and going, the guy who unbuttoned his belt and took out his began to pee, what a miracle.
When he was about to arrive at the Tiangui grocery store, Li Yinglong saw the shopkeeper of the grocery store standing at the door of the store and looking at them, and when he recognized one of the three people as Li Yinglong, he hurriedly waved to him.
Seeing this, Li Yinglong also waved his hand in response, and after a while, the three of them came to the front of the store with a firewood cart.
Shopkeeper Wang greeted him and said with a smile: Little Brother Li, why are you late this morning? I thought you were going to have something to do, but I was thinking about going to the firewood market to buy two bundles of firewood to deal with.
Tiangui grocery store is a frequent customer of Li Yinglong's firewood, because Li Yinglong's firewood is dry and easy to burn, so Tiangui grocery store buys Li Yinglong's firewood all year round. Of course, this information was obtained by the current Li Yinglong from the original Li Yinglong's brain memory, and the strange thing is that he didn't get any other information, but he only obtained this information at the first time when he was reborn.
Hearing this, Li Yinglong couldn't help but turn his head and glared at Brother Ning and Fat Ball before saying: Shopkeeper Wang, I'm sorry, I was delayed for a while just now outside the town.
After that, he instructed Brother Ning and Fat Ball: Hey, what are you still doing in a daze, why don't you quickly unload the two largest bundles of firewood on the car and send them to the shopkeeper Wang.
Hearing this, the two hurriedly responded: Yes, big brother, I will send it in immediately.
After that, he set about to carry the two bundles of firewood.
The shopkeeper obviously knew the two of them, and when he saw this, he couldn't help but be surprised and said: Yo, it's the two of you, what, you two are also working now, isn't this the sun coming out of the west?
Hearing this, Brother Ning glared at the shopkeeper Wang and said, "Hey, shopkeeper Wang, how are you talking, it's rare for us to do some work."
Fat Ball Road: This job is our eldest brother's, of course we have to help as younger brothers.
Hearing this, the shopkeeper Wang smiled, and said with a smile: Yo, the two big heroes actually recognized the eldest brother, it's strange, it's really strange.
The fat ball glanced at the shopkeeper and said: What is so strange about this, my eldest brother just moved his mouth, and it made the two of us swollen and blue-eyed, and our noses were bleeding, we can't win our eldest brother, of course we have to be his little brother.
Only then did the shopkeeper notice the faces of the two, and couldn't help laughing, laughing, and said: Congratulations to the two, congratulations to the two.
Hearing this, Brother Ning glared and said, "Hey, shopkeeper Wang, are you congratulating us or mocking us?"
Shopkeeper Wang hurriedly waved his hand and said: The two of you misunderstood, I really congratulate you, Brother Li is a very good person, you will learn well with him, and I don't have to worry about the sudden disappearance of the chickens and eggs in my backyard.
Li Yinglong said coldly to Brother Ning and Fat Qiu: What are you grinding, why don't you send the firewood to the shopkeeper Wang into the store.
Hearing this, the two didn't dare to speak anymore, so they hurriedly picked up a bundle of firewood and walked towards the store.
After the two left, Shopkeeper Wang smiled at Li Yinglong and said, "Brother Li, you have done a great deed."
Hearing this, Li Yinglong was stunned and asked: What, what a good thing?
The shopkeeper said: If you take these two muddy balls, you will be equivalent to going to two scourges for Tiangui Town.