Accidents always come inadvertently, if it is a bad thing, the word becomes "flying disaster", if it is a good thing, it is called "unexpected joy".

Whether it's a bad thing or a good thing can only be known when the mystery is revealed.

The dog thinks that he has no blessing, and looking at these little beggars in Xicheng who are skinny and skinny, they don't look blessed at all, but they are leftovers, and they seem to be able to get some blessings.

So the dog turned his head to the man who was always staring at him:

"Master of Idiot, do you want to see if the dog has any shit luck?"

The idiot didn't look at the dog and said, "Yes, I always have gold and silver all my life!" ”

The dog that crawled on the back of the idiot was happy, and his eyebrows flew and danced and kept making faces at Dasha.

Dasha, who was originally sitting quietly behind the idiot, dragged the dog and left, and said to the idiot: "The bald donkey, what do you say?" ”

The idiot glanced at him and said, "Xiao Wu is also blessed, and he will accompany the life of a noble person all his life!" ”

The words are not profound, but for Dasha, it still can't be understood.

Although it didn't sound like a lie, it was still inferior to him compared to the dog's rest, so he pointed at the idiot and said: "Xing bald donkey, don't forget that you still owe me a cooking cake, quickly give me another one!" ”

The idiot looked at him in embarrassment, thought about it and said: "I don't have to worry about eating and drinking all my life, and I can eat a few fat pigs!" ”

Eating enough is the goal of Dasha, eating meat! It is his life's pursuit.

I heard that not only can I eat enough, but also eat meat, Happy Dasha jumped out of the house, and the dog leftover behind also slipped off the back of the idiot, chased Dasha and ran out, shouting while chasing: "Dasha, can I exchange half of the gold and silver for half of your meat?" ”

The two of them ran out in a hurry, and Hu Xiaokang, who was sitting at the back, walked up to the idiot and said, "Archmage, you help me take a look, how am I?" ”

Since he came to the dog, it was the first time that a baby respectfully called him "Archmage", and immediately looked at him with a smile and said, "Little brother, there are many sons and grandchildren!" ”

"Brother, did you hear me? The archmage said that I have many sons and grandchildren, alas! Hahaha. ”

Many sons and grandchildren means that the family is prosperous, and the incense is inherited, which means that the family will be like a leafy forest, and survive for a long time.

Hearing that his younger brother will have a lot of blood in the future, Hu Dakang is as sweet as eating honey, whether it is money or meat, it is not his own pursuit, and his father and mother will definitely take care of his younger brother to live, even if he loses his life, he is not afraid, so his brother's peace is his life's pursuit.

"Brother, you also let the archmage take a look!"

Listening to his younger brother's words, Hu Dakang shook his head and said, "You can live well, I don't want to watch it!" ”

The idiot on the side listened to such brotherly words, and directly clasped his hands and said the Buddha name.

After reciting Amitabha, he said to Hu Dakang: "Little brother, come closer, let me take a look!" ”

Hu Dakang, who was squatting at the door of the east house, quickly got up and walked over.

"Hey, how is this!" The idiot frowned and muttered for a while, and said, "Little brother, lower your head!" ”

Hu Dakang obediently lowered his head, and the idiot stretched out his hand to touch his head for a while, and from time to time he could pull up one or two hairs, and Hu Dakang, who was in pain, grinned and screamed.

The dog and Xiaokang laughed on the sidelines.

The idiot of "Amitabha" finally let him go, clasped his hands together and said a Buddha number: "Brother Yiyi is like a shadow, and when he goes to sea, he melts when he encounters water." ”

This time, the dog was also blind, and the first half of the sentence can still understand the meaning of their brotherly love, and the second half of the sentence seems to be an anagram?

I frowned and pondered for a while before I guessed.

Looking at the puzzled expressions of the Hu Dakang brothers, he laughed: "Dakang, the great monk said that you will be a smuggler in the future!" ”

A room full of people, including the idiots, couldn't breathe with laughter, and the well-off even squatted on the ground holding his stomach.

Dakang looked embarrassed, stretched out his hand to the great monk and arched his hand and said: "I don't sell smuggled salt, the money from that is for the well-off family!" ”

Hu Xiaokang, who originally heard that his brother was a smuggler of salt, couldn't stop laughing at him, and quickly stuck out his tongue.

"Great monk, I guessed right, right?"

Listening to Hu Dakang's funny, the dog also made a lot of money, and asked the idiot on the side while having fun.

"This little brother is interesting," the idiot just looked at Hu Dakang and didn't hear the dog's words.

The dog had to ask again loudly.

He said, "Don't say it, don't say it!" ”

"The great monk has started to play tricks again!" The dog pouted and said, "You are talking about me!" ”

The idiot looked at the dog and said, "Dog's head gold, glutton!" ”

"Hey, you bald donkey, didn't you just give you money, as for the loss of the turn!" The dog pointed at him and scolded.

"Want to hear good things? Then you give the reward for doing the deeds to the poor monks. ”

The dog blinked and said, "Do you want it?" Then you can honestly look at my life! ”

The idiot asked for it a few times, but the dog just didn't give it, and seeing that he was pressing, in order to get back the money, he said horizontally: "The wind and clouds will meet, and the carp will jump over the dragon gate!" ”

"Hey, big monk, you are really cheeky, in order to ask for money, you actually said with a conscience that I could win the big red list, hahaha, although you are happy to be happy, but it is also pleasant to hear, give, your money is here!"

The great monk took the money bag, pulled open the knot and saw that there were only five taels of silver in it, so he pouted and said: "No luck, just with the little ink in your stomach, don't even think about it!" ”

Hearing that he began to hurt himself again, the dog scolded: "You thief bald donkey, why did you make fun of me when you gave you the money!" ”

The idiot said: "I obviously heard the head-catching saying that the silver is ten taels, why is it only half?" ”

The dog said angrily: "What an unreasonable monk, don't you cost some silver for your outfit and my clothes?" ”

The big monk pouted, "Don't coax me, I have already inquired, you and I don't need money for our clothes!" ”

The dog coughed and quickly changed his words: "That, I remember that I made a mistake because it costs money to buy food!" ”

Looking at his mocking face, he closed his eyes and said, "What's the matter, great monk, I have to run back and forth several times, how about half of the silver?" ”

The idiot didn't speak, and the dog raised his voice and said: "Don't forget the great monk, no me, you are still eating wild vegetables and drinking gruel in the field, think about the banquet last night, you pat your conscience and ask yourself if you are happy to eat!" ”

This idiot is also a person who can speak, and when he saw that the dog began to talk about other things to fool himself, he sang a Dharma horn and said: "Where is my wooden fish?" There is also a magic weapon for the yamen, I remember that Zhao Zhutou said that it was for two percent. ”

Bad things, I have to be over, I should have known that he should not have said this, I forgot that this thief bald donkey has a good memory, his eyes rolled, the money went into his pocket, and there was a thing to take out and return to him, in terms of greed for money, he was no worse than him, so he crossed his waist and said: "Do you also believe the nonsense in the yamen?" I've asked the head catcher several times, and I've been prevaricating that he didn't sell it, so I don't believe you can ask him again! ”

The idiot said, "What about my wooden fish?" ”

The dog swallowed and pretended to be angry: "Don't mention your broken wooden fish, the old man, although he is old, his eyes are not spent at all, and he can see early that the wooden hammer is not the previous thing, only half a set of magic weapons can be sold at a price, only two taels of silver, I will take one or two, and your one or two will be given to you!" ”

At this point, he suddenly stopped and shook his head at the idiot.

The idiot hurriedly said: "One or two pieces of silver is a lot, why don't you give it to me?" ”

The dog smiled: "Don't forget, I was cheated out of the New Year's money, and there are a lot of delicious food!" ”

Idiot: ......

"It doesn't take a tael of silver!"

No matter what he says, he just won't give it anyway.

So in the afternoon, he chased the dog wherever he went, muttering and pestering for the rest of the money.

Annoyed by the noise, the dog said, "Great monk, how are you good at public opinion?" ”

The idiot said: "The poor monk only understands some roughly? ”

The dog said happily: "Will it be Xiangdi?" ”

"Xiangji?" The idiot said with a puzzled face: "Little dog, are you looking for any land?" ”

The dog nodded and said: "There is a strange place, I want to take you to see it, as long as you go with me to see it, the one or two silver, I will return you!" ”

The so-called monks are all empty, this idiot, obviously ordained, eating meat and drinking wine, there is no sense of guilt, especially money, greed is not good, and I can't hear a word in my ears.

"The puppy is decided, the poor monk will come to you tomorrow! By the way, where is the place? ”

The dog, who wanted to spend some tongue to trick him, began to laugh in his heart when he saw that he responded happily.

"Outside Xicheng, tomorrow you come, I'll take you with me!"

The idiot nodded, and walked out of the door with a large iron staff.

The dog suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly chased it out and asked, "Great monk, where are you going?" ”

The monk said: "The poor monk goes to the yamen!" ”

"It's over, why are you still going to the yamen?"

The idiot touched the shiny bald head and said: "The poor monk has an appointment with the county lieutenant, and I will compare it again tonight!" ”

Dogs: ......

"Go, go, go! Remember to come early tomorrow morning! ”

On the second day of February, the Spring Dragon Festival is also called the Spring Ploughing Festival.

The "dragon" here does not refer to the official family of Lin'an, the eastern capital, but refers to the seven stars of the Eastern Canglong in the 28 constellations.

"Mao Zhi is the words of Mao, and all things are Mao" (from the Book of Laws)

"Mao" is one of the twelve earthly branches of the Ganzhi calendar, and the five elements belong to wood.

Wood, also on behalf of "life", for the farming nation, after this day will enter the spring thunder, rain gradually more, the temperature warms up the season, all things are full of vitality, spring ploughing begins here, so it is the "spring ploughing festival".

The second day of the second month of February is a good time to pray for blessings and auspicious transit, and all countries influenced by Han culture will hold various celebrations on this day.

Tie the spring basket, dance the dragon lantern, beat the gong and drum to welcome the spring ploughing;

Step on stilts, hit firecrackers, and happily celebrate the new life;

Dragon beard noodles, dragon scale cakes, you fight for me to grab the dragon's tooth horn;

Big red silk, whip spring oxen, and walk all over the ground with iron plows!

On this day, not only will the countryside be lively, but even the temple and Taoist temple will usher in a large number of "incense lit people", one by one, from "incense candles" to "merit money" to the first incense burner outside the main hall.

In order that in the next year, the gods in heaven can bless their business with prosperity and abundant harvests.

Canglong Qisu has emerged in the land of the East, and it is "seeing the dragon in the field".

The field is the land, so on this day, the land lord also has to celebrate his own birthday - "Sheri Festival".

Therefore, when the people celebrate the "Spring Dragon God", they will also send worship to the "Land God", no matter what you send, as long as you are not empty-handed, take care of the temple of the land temple, Zhang Miaogong will respectfully welcome you into the temple gate.