But looking at the bright lights in the courtyard of Liu County Lieutenant in the back house of the yamen, in front of the long table in the house, the guests who came to shake off their cheeks one by one to eat are very addicted, and the dog secretly takes a paper bag and keeps putting meat in it.

Looking up, Zhao Zhutou and a few squad leaders shouted where to draw the fist and wine order, the banquet started first, Liu Sanlang ate Sven, a pot of wine, a plate of tender mutton, a plate of refreshing green vegetables, seeing that the waiting female envoy spun a pot of wine, he took a small cup and handed it over, the girl poured it three times in a row, then put the pot in front of him, and kept it for him to drink slowly.

Opposite him is the great monk who is idiot, I saw him holding the fat elbow meat in both hands, biting and eating, the table where the oil is dripping and dripping is all over, if it weren't for the fact that there is no hair on his bright head, who would think that he is the enlightened monk who everyone outside recites?

The county lieutenant on the main seat, seeing that he was eating boldly, held the wine bowl and tilted his head sideways, looked at him with interest, and saw that he had eaten all the three and a half catties of elbow meat between his fingers, so he stretched out his finger and praised: "Strong! True monk also"

The dog pouted, what a monk, you look at that style, there is no appearance of a monk at all.

Listening to Liu County's lieutenant said again: "Come on, come on, come on monks, how about we go up to two bowls and try the amount of wine?" ”

The idiot clasped his palms together and sang a Buddha horn, and when he was thirsty, he picked up the wine bowl in front of him and raised it to Liu County Lieutenant, and poured it into his mouth with a bang.

County Lieutenant Liu said loudly, and also drank it with his neck tilted, and the two servants who were waiting behind hurriedly took the wine jug and filled the two empty wine bowls.

The two of them drank six bowls of wine in one go, which was enough for two catties of wine, and the big monk who only drank it was red-faced, and even his head turned red.

The leather robe drunk by the county lieutenant Liu on the opposite side was lifted, and he shouted with his bare chest: "Great monk, come again!" ”

The idiot reluctantly drank two more bowls, shook his head and said, "The poor monk can't do it, and if he drinks again, he will have to sleep." ”

When County Lieutenant Liu saw that he had told him to spare him, he crossed his waist and laughed, laughing at the white smoke coming out of his hair.

As the saying goes, "Wine and food are in front of you, and the fairy is not seen when she comes!" ”

After a happy guest and host, this celebration banquet was a successful end, eating drunk idiots, snoring and snoring, and then was carried to the guest room by four strong servants to sleep, the dog carried a bamboo basket and followed a group of crab steps to catch fast, farewell Liu County Lieutenant walked out of the yamen.

As soon as he went out, a few catchers chased the dog away, and a group of people sang a small tune to turn around and went out, leaving the dog home alone.

Before the head came, there were still a few stars in the sky, and it was dark for an hour, so he turned around and asked the servant who sent him out for a lantern, and walked to the small courtyard of Nancheng with a bamboo basket in the other hand.

If you're in a good mood, it's good to see anything.

A few ugly earth dogs barked at the dogs all the way, stunned and not irritated at all.

He took out a pig hind bone from the basket, looked at the few mouthfuls of white meat left on it, and threw it away to a big black dog that barked the fiercest.

The big dog, smelling the smell, jumped up directly in the air, closed the two rows of teeth, twisted his body in his mouth, and rushed into the alley next to him without waiting to return to the ground.

A few slow-moving dogs behind stopped to look at the dog, and when they saw that the dog had picked up a thick stick, they barked and chased after the big black dog that had run away before.

"Hehehe, stupid beast, don't hurry to eat meat!"

Walking home with the lantern again, there is no disturbing dog barking in my ears, and the mood is even better.

Back in the courtyard, except for the youngest Hu Xiaokang, who had already slept, the rest were lying on the table waiting for the dog to come back.

Hearing the soft sound of the fence gate in the courtyard, the four people shouted and greeted them.

"Brother Lang, are you back?"

"Brother Dog, you're finally back!"

Seeing a few people happily running towards themselves, the dog was relieved in his heart, it was really a group of good brothers, waiting for himself in the middle of the night, especially stupid afraid that he would be tired, so he took the basket in his hand early, well, good brother, it was a little fast to go back to the house, if he waited for himself to enter the house together, it would be perfect.

When I came to the East House, I saw Hu Xiaokang sleeping like a big toad on the kang head, sleeping sweetly on all fours, listening to a few people outside scrambling to eat the good meat in the basket, the dog sighed, the young age is really not advantageous.

"Well-off, wake up!"

Pat his face, it's hot, and it feels pretty good.

"Huh? Brother Dog, when did you come back? ”

People who are woken up halfway generally have a moment of squinting, and Xiaokang is no exception, squinting for a while before waking up, rubbing his eyes and seeing that it is a dog, he asked with a look of surprise.

"Hehehe, it's been a while, well, if you are stunned again, the delicious food outside will be eaten up by Dasha, Gou Yu and your brother!"

Food is always full of charm, and when Hu Xiaokang heard that he couldn't even wear shoes, he ran to the shack barefoot.

"This reaction is really not slow"

The dog laughed.

Sticking out to look outside, several people were busy grabbing meat to eat, so they turned around and went to the kang, lifted the straw mat and took out the bricks, and took out the flat money bag, and put all the silver in his arms into it.

From the first month to the time when the summer grain is not harvested, this period of time is called "green and yellow".

Listening to the literal meaning, you know that this day is more difficult, in the past, every time this time, my father would secretly dig a hole in the yard and hide the excess food inside.

In this world, there is nothing more terrifying than being hungry, when the sour pulp in the stomach is bubbling into the mouth one by one, the muscles of the whole body slowly become thin, the gurgling sound in the stomach is louder than the sound of a toad, and the clarity in this eye will also become chaotic with the intensification of hunger, and the whole person will slowly lose his wit.

Man, without the restraint of reason, will turn into a beast.

First they become herbivores such as cattle and sheep, and when they eat up wild vegetables and young leaves, they will eat tree bark, weeds, and even something called "Kannon soil".

At this point, some people will be transformed into meat-eating wolves for a second time.

Men and women, young and old, with green lights in their eyes, flocks of people haunt every place where they can find food.

The dog once saw with his own eyes that an old man who had lost all his teeth, in order to find a bite to eat for the little grandson in his arms, directly carried a knife, and slashed at the neighbor's two sons who were as strong as calves.

The hoarseness made people cry, and I couldn't hold back at that time, so I went home and took out the leftover multigrain cakes and handed them to him.

The consequence was that on the third watch, the courtyard gate of his house was knocked down, and the men and women on the 30th rushed into the house, looting all the food and clothing, and the dog hid in the haystack, and watched the old man in the day put the new clothes he left for the New Year to wear on the little grandson in his arms, even if the little man had already dragged his head turned up dead fish eyes.

Seeing Lao Suo happily running out of the hospital with his toothless mouth open, his originally angry heart suddenly forgave him.

Since then, I have learned when to be kind and when to be hard-hearted, at the cost of eating a sweet nest in spring.

Sweet nest head, although the name has a sweet word, but it tastes a little and the sweet side is not touched, wild vegetables and grain bran mixed with millet noodles or bean noodles, eating in the mouth is sandy and bitter, eating a cake has to drink a bowl of hot soup, otherwise you can't swallow it at all, eat a spring, the dog who eats straight is full of blue, and you have to put a string of farts before you speak.

After many years, as long as every time I think of "sweet nest head", my throat is unprovoked uncomfortable, I put down the straw mat, hurriedly went to the shack, took a bowl and took water, and drank two big mouthfuls before giving up.

"Dasha, why don't you spit out chicken bones?"

Dasha said: "The bones are so fragrant, I chewed them and swallowed them." ”

Dogs: ......

It was not early, and the leftovers and leftovers that were brought back were also eaten by a few babies, looking at their mouths and hands full of oil, they urged them to boil hot water and wash their hands.

In the past few days, I have been busy with my feet on the ground, but fortunately, the harvest is good, hehehe.

I slept until dawn, and when I got up again, the northwest wind was roaring outside, I wrapped my clothes tightly, and went out to fetch water with a bucket, and only when I went out did I see a small figure running over in the distance.

"Wang Xiaoyi, you idiot, if you get frostbitten, don't come to me to treat you!"

"Brother Dog, look at me sweating profusely and getting out of the way!" Wang Xiaoyi replied with a huff on his knees.

The dog pouted and said, "Are you tired?" ”

"Not tired!"

The dog pointed to the bucket, "Then get the bucket of water!" Sweat it by the way! ”

Wang Xiaoyi smiled, and quickly changed to a grievance: "Brother Dog, I have something important to tell you!" ”

The dog said, "Something very important? ”

Wang Xiaoyi nodded.

"Then hurry up and bring the water, I'll wait for you in the house."

After speaking, he ignored him and went straight into the house.

After calling a few lazy bugs to get up, the dog squatted in the corner of the yard and began to rinse his mouth.

Washing your face with cold water is the most likely to have a stroke, but the dog is lazy to boil hot water, just waiting to use the warm well water that Wang Xiaoyi brought up.

Although Wang Xiaoyi's mouth is broken, he always likes to spread some gossip, but he still does things very sincerely, full of buckets of water, afraid that it will be easy to spill and wet the upper of his shoes if he walks fast, so he has to move slowly step by step.

"Xiao Yi, why don't you spill some back?" Dog Yu, who was squatting next to him and also rinsing his mouth, asked with a frown.

"How can it be done, it was not easy to hit it, and it would be a waste to sprinkle it back!"

Well, it's a good man who lives at home, but his head is a little stupid.

Make a fire to cook porridge and do skillful things.

"Xiao Yi, what are you doing here early in the morning?"

The dog held the bowl and turned sideways to Wang Xiaoyi, who was squatting in front of the brazier and was reluctant to leave, and asked, "Is there something wrong with them?" ”

Wang Xiaoyi swallowed the porridge in his mouth, and said with a mysterious face: "Yesterday, a few babies went to the mass grave in Xicheng to play, and on the west hill, they found half of the collapsed earth and rock, they were curious, so they looked for a way to climb to the top of the hill, until they reached the top of the slope, and a few people looked down on the edge of the mountain!" Dog, guess what you found? ”

The people who hate selling the story the most, especially the person who tilts his head while having a runny nose, thinking that others will follow and guess.

kicked him in the head with just one kick, and he was so happy that the big fool next to him slapped him directly.

"Speak quickly!" The dog said angrily.

"I'll say it, I'll say it!" Wang Xiaoyi hurriedly wiped his nose and said: "They found a big hole in the middle of the hill, and vaguely found a golden stone from the mouth of the cave, and then ran back and told me!" ”

"Brother Dog, did you say that golden stone is not ingot gold?"