Volume 2: This Is the Beginning of the Excitement Chapter 72: Head Cantilever, This is
Huang Tiancheng took Li Yinglong into the study, the situation in the room startled him, in addition to the piles of books, there were also two bookcases, one of which sat behind a young man who looked eighteen or nine years old, wearing a basket shirt, and looked a little similar to Huang Tiancheng, needless to say that he was the son of Master Huang, at the moment he was holding a book and shaking his head "babbling" reading, but what was even more terrifying was that he tied his hair into a piece of hair tied to a rope, The other end of the rope is tied to the roof beam, which is probably the so-called head cantilever beam.
After seeing it, Li Yinglong said secretly, I wonder if this kid also prepared an awl or a knife or something to pierce his thigh and buttocks.
Then he searched the table in front of him with his eyes.
Huang Tiancheng looked at his son with satisfaction and shouted: Juntong, Li Gongzi is here, come and see you.
Huang Juntong put down the book and swallowed it slowly, stood up from the back of the bookcase, saluted Li Yinglong, and greeted: How is Gongzi Li?
Li Yinglong also followed his example and returned the salute and said: How is Huang Gongzi?
Huang Tiancheng said: Li Gongzi, you have already met the dog, let's talk for a while, the old man still has something to do, so I won't accompany you.
As he spoke, he pointed to another desk with his hand and said: That desk is for Li Gongzi, please feel free to use it.
With that, he turned and walked out.
After watching Huang Tiancheng walk out of the door, Huang Juntong slowly sat down again, picked up the book and continued to read.
Li Yinglong was very interested in his hanging hair, walked over and took a closer look, then reached out and grabbed the rope and tugged it gently.
Huang Jun hurriedly waved his hand and said: Don't drag, it hurts.
Hearing this, Li Yinglong shook his head and said: You have read this book really badly, this is probably what the ancients said, the head is hanging from the beam, and the knife is pierced with an awl.
Hearing this, Huang Jun hurriedly corrected: This is called the head cantilever cone stabbing stock.
Li Yinglong smiled and said: It's about the same, Huang Gongzi, it seems that you are bound to win this Beijing test.
Hearing this, Huang Juntong said in frustration: What is it that I want to win, it is she who is bound to win.
Li Yinglong thought that the person Huang Juntong was talking about was his father, so he nodded and said: Your father, it is understandable that wishing for his son Jackie Chan is the greatest wish of parents.
Huang Juntong hurriedly said: It's not my father, it's ------ my fiancée, she wants me to get fame this year, otherwise she won't marry me.
Hearing this, Li Yinglong couldn't help but exclaim: God! We're the same.
Hearing this, Huang Jun was stunned and said: Why, Li Gongzi's fiancée also has the same request.
Li Yinglong said: That's not it, it's my daughter-in-law and her father who asked for this, if I don't pass the test, he won't let his daughter marry me, but my daughter-in-law doesn't care if I can't pass the test, she said, whether I can pass the test or not, she will marry me.
Huang Juntong said enviously: Li Gongzi, you are really lucky, needless to say if you are admitted, if you fail the exam, you can elope with your fiancée, and find a place where no one knows you to live a happy life.
Hearing this, Li Yinglong said secretly, what about Grandma Ganpi, if you want to run, I will run alone.
But he said: Huang Gongzi is right, I am luckier than you, but it is man-made, why didn't Huang Gongzi go to talk to your daughter-in-law who had not passed the door, and let her change her previous thoughts, that is, whether you are admitted or not, she will marry you.
Hearing this, Huang Juntong hurriedly shook his head and said: No, absolutely not, first, it is not easy for me to see her; The second is that when I saw her, I was ------ nervous and speechless.
Hearing this, Li Yinglong looked at him with a look of surprise and said, "God! You're afraid of her, alas, you're really sorry, what's so terrible about a woman, she's not a tiger who can eat you, if you really get married, you won't have to fall into the hands of others, you're miserable, you're miserable! I don't think you should forget about this daughter-in-law.
Huang Jun hurriedly said: No------ no, I ------ I can't do without her, I like her, I really like her.
Li Yinglong said: Grandma Ganpi, what's the matter with you, don't you splash bones, forget it, forget it, I obey you, or I'll help you.
Hearing Li Yinglong say that he wanted to help him, Huang Juntong couldn't help but be stunned, and then asked very suspiciously: You help me, how can you help me, how can you ------ help?
Li Yinglong said: On behalf of you, Huang Gongzi, I will talk to your daughter-in-law who has not yet passed the door, enlighten her, let her know some current affairs, don't keep holding on to any fame and fortune, which will harm others and herself.
Hearing this, Huang Juntong thought for a while, then nodded and said: This method is feasible, but how can you meet her.
Li Yinglong said: What's so difficult about this, you tell me where she frequents, and I can meet her.
Huang Juntongdao: I only know that she often goes to their back garden, because every time I pass by the wall of their back garden, I can hear her playing and laughing inside, and I don't know where else she often goes.
Hearing this, Li Yinglong looked at him strangely and asked: Huang Gongzi, do you often go to other people's back gardens to peek at people's homes?
Huang Jun's face flushed, and he said embarrassedly: I can't see ------, I can only listen to her voice.
Hearing this, Li Yinglong's head shook and said in a fuss: You're finished, you're finished, you're one step away from lovesickness, Grandma Dry Skin, I really have to help you.
Huang Juntong said gratefully: Li Gongzi, thank you!
After that, he paused, and then said very seriously: The words of your dry skin grandma just now are quite fresh, what is it, what does it mean?
Li Yinglong was stunned for a moment, scratched his head and said: Yes------ is a verbal word, the meaning of greeting.
Hearing this, Huang Juntong shook his head and said: Grandma Ganpi, the greeting is very novel, write it down, write it down.
With that, he picked up the pen on the table and wrote this sentence on a piece of paper.
Seeing this, Li Yinglong suddenly laughed "haha".
Brother Ning and Fat Ball were lying on the big rock outside the town entrance, looking at the sky boredly.
After looking at it for a while, the fat ball turned his head to Brother Ning and said, "Brother Ning, let's do something more, we can't just sit and do nothing and be starved to death."
Hearing this, Brother Ning sat up and raised his hand to slap the fat ball's head, the fat ball dodged away, and asked angrily: Hey, why are you slapping my head again?
Brother Ning glared at the fat ball fiercely and said: Shoot you, I want to kill you, I finally found a job, and I only did it for a day, and you scared the shopkeeper Wu into an idiot, no one recognized it, and the coffin shop was closed, and now the whole town knows about it, scolding us for being a mourning star, where is it bad, now that the people in the town see us and hide from us, what else can we do.
Fat Ball Dao: What does this have to do with me, I was already timid and afraid, that night the shopkeeper Wu came to the coffin shop without saying hello in advance, telling us that he was coming, I thought he was a ghost, he was scared of an idiot, what about me, didn't I sleep in a daze for several days and almost became a nervous disorder.
While the two of them were talking, two young girls in green clothes came over, and when they saw them, they saluted them, and then asked with a smile: "Two sons, is it okay to ask you about the two of you?"
Fat Ball looked at the second daughter, and his voice changed horizontally: Who are you?
The two girls were stunned, and one of them said: We are from other places, and we want to find two people in the town.
The other woman pulled the girl and whispered: Sister, let's go, let's go to the town and ask someone else.
Brother Ning glared at the fat ball and said: Why are you talking so horizontally, can't you recognize people as women, look at them and scare people.
After that, he turned his head to the second daughter and said: Two girls, my brother can't speak, it scares you, I'm sorry, by the way, you just said to inquire about two people, who? What is your name?
Fat Ball also felt that he was not very heroic to women, so he hurriedly made a smile and interjected: It's not blowing, the people in the town don't know about it, the two mothers, please say.
Hearing this, the two girls laughed out loud.
Brother Ning raised his hand and slapped the back of the fat ball's head, and scolded: If you can't speak, don't say it if you can't speak, no one will sell you as a dumb person.
Fat Ball rubbed the back of his head and said angrily: Why can't I speak?
Brother Ning said: People are younger than your age, why do you call other people's mothers, you make your mother lose, touch who calls who is mother.
Fat Ball Road: Didn't I shout that out of respect for others?
Brother Ning said: Respect others, isn't it better for you to simply call other people's grandmothers.
Fat Ball said angrily: Shout and shout, who is afraid of whom.
When the two daughters took Brother Ning and Fat Ball to quarrel, they glanced at each other and quietly walked towards the town, and the second daughter seemed to have decided that these two guys were two neuropaths, even if they were not neurotics, they should be two hundred and five, half biaozi.
The two girls were walking on the street in the town, and they were confronted by a man about thirty years old who was pushing a wheelbarrow, and the second daughter hurriedly stepped forward to stop him and saluted him, and the other girl said politely: This big brother, is it okay to ask you about two people?
The man hurriedly stopped the car and returned the salute and said: Girl, please speak.
A woman said: Are there two people named Brother Ning and Fat Ball in your town, where do they live?
Hearing this, the man was stunned and said: The girl is looking for these two scourges, they should be in the ------ right, when you entered the town, didn't you see a fat and a thin guy lying on a big bluestone at the entrance of the town, they are the people the girl is looking for.
Hearing this, another girl exclaimed: It's those two neuropaths.
Han Zidao: They are not just insane, they are simply ------ forget it, I won't talk about it, you will know when you deal with them.
After that, he picked up the car and pushed it away.
One woman asked the other: Sister, what should I do, do you want to go to find those two neuropaths?
Another woman said: Of course you have to look for it, this is the person the chief helmsman will see.
With that, the second daughter turned around and walked out of the town again.
After the second daughter walked out of the town, she saw that Brother Ning and Fat Ball were still sitting on the big rock, gesturing and arguing about something.
At this time, Fat Ball saw the second girl coming over, and hurriedly beckoned and shouted: Hey, two mothers, oh, no, two girls, you haven't said who you are looking for.
Brother Ning said: What is a female girl, the girl was originally a woman, why do you add a female character, take off your pants and fart, it's too much.
Fat Ball was unconvinced: I would like to say this, angry with you, angry with you.
The second daughter came to the two of them, and one woman said: We are looking for a person named Brother Ning and a person named Fat Ball, is it the two of you?
Hearing this, the two of them jumped up from the stone in shock and shouted in unison: What, looking for us, what are you looking for us?
A woman smiled and said: Yes, just find two, two of you will come with us.
Hearing this, Brother Ning's eyes quickly rolled and asked, "Excuse me, where are you going?"
Fat Ball Road: We don't know you, why should we go with you?
The other woman frowned and said, "It's our chief helmsman who wants to see the two, please come with us."
Hearing this, Brother Ning nodded and said, "It turns out that the official wants to find us, okay, go with you."
After saying that, she made a gesture of please with her hand, and the second daughter turned around and led the way forward.
Brother Ning and Fat Ball followed the second girl for a few steps, and suddenly turned around and shouted in unison: Run!
With the shout, he ran to the town with his legs playfully.