Volume 2: This Is the Beginning of the Excitement Chapter 73: These two are all a psychopath
When the second daughter saw Brother Ning and Fat Ball suddenly running away inexplicably, she couldn't help but be stunned, she didn't know which way these two boys were smoking, so she also chased after them.
The two girls know martial arts, and their martial arts are not weak, so they blocked in front of the two of them with just one vertical leap, and then pulled out their swords at the same time and pointed at the throats of the two.
A woman shouted and asked, "Hey, what are you two running?"
Hearing this, Brother Ning made a pitiful look and said: Two eldest sisters, aunts and grandmothers, don't arrest us, the coffin shop shopkeeper Wu was frightened has nothing to do with us, it was a misunderstanding, really, it was a misunderstanding, we are all good people, I don't believe you can go to the town to find ------ children to inquire, we often give them cooked chickens to eat.
Fat Ball Road: The coffin shop Wu shopkeeper was scared into a nervous disorder, that was what he looked for by himself, who asked him to run to the coffin shop to see the coffin without sleeping in the middle of the night, we slept in the coffin and didn't know that it was him, and thought that a ghost was coming, so he jumped out of the coffin and scared him, Brother Ning was right, this is a misunderstanding.
Hearing this, the second daughter almost didn't laugh out loud.
A woman immediately made a serious look and asked, "Is this the reason why you two ran away?"
The two of them said in unison: Yes, we have now corrected and returned to evil, no, it is wrong, it is a change of evil, and this incident has happened recently, and there is nothing else.
Another woman said: We don't know the shopkeeper Wu, we don't know about him, our chief helmsman has other things to do with you.
Hearing this, Brother Ning said with a bitter face: We have nothing to do anymore, really, it's gone.
Fat Ball thought about it, and suddenly clapped his hands and smiled: This is not counted, that is the matter of us stealing chickens, Brother Ning, didn't we steal a lot of chickens and burn them to eat.
Brother Ning asked the second daughter: Two eldest sisters, is stealing chickens a thing?
A woman glared at him and said: We don't know if it's a matter or not, and we didn't come to you for this matter.
The second daughter escorted the depressed Brother Ning and Fat Ball to the outside of the town
Soon they were escorted into a wood, and they saw more than a hundred young girls in the woods, each with a sword in his hand, but many of them were wounded, and their eyes were about to bulge out.
The four of them came to Wu Xiugu.
The second daughter saluted Wu Xiugu, and the first woman said in a crisp voice: "The chief helmsman, someone has found it."
Brother Ning and Fat Ball heard the girl call this middle-aged beautiful woman the chief helmsman, and hurriedly pulled the fat ball to "plop" and knelt down to Wu Xiugu and cried: Lord Helmsman, we didn't make any big mistakes, although we have stolen chickens a few times before, but now we don't steal them anymore, and we have corrected them, oh, no, no, we have changed our ways, Lord Helmsman, you can spare us.
Hearing this, Wu Xiugu was stunned, turned her head and asked the second daughter: What did you say to them?
A woman said: "The chief helmsman, we didn't say anything, only that the chief helmsman would see them, who knew that they would flee when they broke their legs, there was no way, we had to escort them back.
Another woman said: Chief helmsman, these two guys must be insane.
Hearing this, Fat Ball hurriedly declared: We are not neurotic, but the coffin shop Wu is neurotic.
Wu Xiugu said to the girl's face: Don't talk nonsense.
After that, he turned his head to the two of them: You misunderstood, get up quickly, I am looking for the two of you because I want to ask you for help, by the way, it was a friend of yours Li Yinglong and Li Gongzi who asked us to come to you.
Hearing this, Brother Ning and Fat Ball looked at each other and said in unison: It's our eldest brother who wants you to come to us, why didn't you say it earlier.
The two jumped up from the ground.
Wu Xiugu smiled and said: Yes, it was Li Gongzi who asked us to find the two, and we are his friends.
Hearing this, Brother Ning patted his chest and said: The eldest brother's friend is our friend, say, what do you want us to do, my brother and I promise to go all out.
Fat Ball also patted his chest and said: Yes, you little mothers, big mothers, old mothers, what do you want my brothers to do, make sure that you go up any mountain and down to any sea.
Wu Xiugu was stunned for a moment, looked at the two of them carefully with her eyes, and saw that the two of them had serious faces, and they were not joking.
A woman said to Wu Xiugu: Chief helmsman, I'm not wrong, these two are all a psychopath.
Hearing this, the two said in unison: We are not neurotic.
Wu Xiugu glared at the girl, and said with a smile to the two: "It's not as serious as going up the knife mountain and going down to the sea of fire, Li Gongzi introduced me to a place, saying that you two know this place, let the two of you be a guide and take us to find that place."
The two of them asked in unison: Where is it?
Wu Xiugu said: Tiangui Mountain Tibetan Wind Cave.
Hearing this, the two said in unison: We know, we will take you there.
Wu Xiugu smiled and said: Then thank you two, as long as the two of you take us to the hole, I will pay you a certain amount.
Hearing this, the fat ball was happy and said: Give back the money, it's great.
Brother Ning raised his hand and slapped it on the fat ball's head, the fat ball dodged away, and said angrily: Why are you slapping my head again, my head is not a wooden fish.
Brother Ning said: Who told you to talk nonsense.
After that, he pointed at Wu Xiugu with his hand and said: This chief helmsman is a friend of the eldest brother, she asked us to lead the way, how can we ask for other people's money, and the eldest brother will know about it in the future, and he won't peel off the skin of the two of us.
Hearing this, the fat ball shook in fright, and hurriedly said: Then don't do it.
Wu Xiugu said: No, the remuneration must be given.
Hearing this, Brother Ning smiled at Wu Xiugu, and then made an embarrassed look and said: Lord Helmsman, we don't want the reward, do you want to be an errand here, if you want, my brothers will give you an errand, and it is also majestic.
Fat Ball was happy and said: Yes, the weasel in charge of firewood in the town of Errand Qiqi.
Hearing this, Wu Xiugu was stunned for a moment, and then smiled and said: Okay, we just lack two people to purchase goods, if you two are not afraid of hard work, you can be our buyers.
Hearing this, Fat Ball clapped his hands happily and said: I am the best at selling things, I promise to buy a big chicken and bring back a group of chickens for you, and if you buy a big coffin, you can return a small coffin for nothing.
Hearing this, Brother Ning angrily raised his leg and kicked on the fat ball's buttocks, kicked the fat ball to the ground, and then heard Brother Ning scold: Fat ball, if you talk nonsense again, I will cut off your tongue.
Fat Ball was so frightened that he covered his mouth.
The two women said in unison: neurosis.