Chapter 166 The Fool Who Was Beaten

The interpersonal communication of Chinese people is to recognize relatives wherever they go! If the relatives didn't recognize it, then they married Jin Lan, anyway, they had to get involved in some messy relationships.

Why? Because of the relationship, both parties will be much happier and more relieved.

Just like now, there was originally only one person to do the registration, but since Liu Sanlang called Zhao Tizhi an uncle, it has become four people.

The speed is more than four times faster in an instant, and some processes that would have required cross-examination and inspection can also be saved.

For example, dogs.

"Boy, why did you become a fast catcher when you were only twelve years old? And you don't have all the information on this tooth card! Forget it, let's go inside! ”

With such a fluttering sentence, he put the dog in, and if the dog was a spy, it would be a successful step.

After entering the barracks, everyone passed through the barracks built of rows of wooden planks, and when they arrived at a large storehouse, five soldiers guarding the storehouse, wearing cowhide armor and holding torches in one hand and waist knives in the other, lined up to circle around the storehouse.

Seeing that the leader was Zhao Tizhi, he clasped his fists and saluted, and rearranged in a line to continue patrolling.

Zhao Tihe waved his hand, and the two soldiers opened the big lock of the warehouse.

He ran over again and asked everyone to take out their private belongings, and the rest of the book was registered, and this booklet would be handed to Li Senjun, and it would be checked when the time came, and if there was a wrong amount, someone would be sent to the Yamen of Youchuan County to hold them accountable.

You see, that's when another important benefit of the relationship arrives.

When military funds are put into storage, all kinds of things will be inspected one by one, such as rice, mixed with sand and stones, and moldy and hairy ones will definitely not be able to pass the test.

If you can't pass the pass, it means that you can't pay the difference, this is a big accident, and some county magistrates use this trick to let you escort grain and grass, but you can't pay the difference when you go to the ground, and you will be treated at both ends for the crime of unfavorable work, and then dismissed from your post and investigated and imprisoned.

If you are a clever person, you will pay out of your own pocket to make up for the shortcomings, but whether you can make up for it depends on whether the receiving head has been greeted or not.

If you can make up for it, then congratulations on breaking the fortune and eliminating the disaster, if you can't make it up, and you don't want to sit in prison, then you generally find a piece of cloth, cover your face, and be a good man who robs the rich and helps the poor.

Liu Sanlang is the nephew of Liu County Lieutenant, and he will definitely not harm him, so the storage is also very smooth, even if it is a little bad and unusable, it is also counted in the normal loss.

"Hey, why is there a cart of wolf skins here, is it also going to be put into storage?"

The dog hurriedly clenched his fists and said to the registered clerk: "Master Huijun, this is the kid's private property, no need to register!" ”

The scribe nodded, and waved for the dog to take it.

You see, this is also the benefit of building a good relationship, if the other party is a guy with pink eye, and directly detains you, you will not be able to recruit it.

After another toss, a group of people took their own things, divided the barracks and entered the house.

Although there should be no danger in the barracks, the dog still chose to live in a tent with Tang Xiaoqi, even if he snored loudly, the dog was willing.

After packing up the bedding, the group went out to line up, this time, it was a small soldier leading the way, he said that in the coming days, "but everything needs his consent!" ”

Looking up at the team, except for Liu Sanlang, the others were all gone, turning his head to look at Ma Da, who was only covering his buttocks and holding pain, the dog sighed, the young body always has to pick up the burden that does not match, alas, hard work!

Turning to look at the military man who was speaking, and seeing him looking at everyone with a smile on his face, he sighed, stepped out and said to the military man: "Brother, we stupid people have to trouble you, if you have any orders, just say it, and promise to do a good job for you, they are all countrymen, and you will be the one who treats you." ”

After speaking, he hugged his fists and knelt on one knee, and the military man who spoke hurriedly stepped forward and stretched out his hand to help the dog, and said with a straight face: "Small things, my brother will carry them for you, don't care about big things!" ”

The dog stood up with his strength and said, "Don't dare, don't dare, a bunch of honest men, they can't make any big mess!" ”

The military man slowed down and said: "That's okay, it's not early, and the guy is in a hurry, let's go!" ”

When he finished speaking, he held up the torch and led the people in front of his head.

The dog retreated into the team, and Tang Xiaoer next to him said: "This man speaks very well, not like an ordinary military master with a cold face!" ”

The dog spat and whispered: "Nonsense, a tael of silver, can you not give a smile!" ”

Tang Xiaoqi in the back frowned and said, "Why didn't I see you give him silver?" ”

The dog smiled, how can you see this kind of thing of handing money in front of everyone.

A group of people re-entered the barracks, and saw that there were several empty houses inhabited here, and everyone knew that the Ding servants from other counties had come early and had eaten early, and they were already resting in the camp at this time.

Turning his head to look at the barracks, some of the houses were lit up and laughing, and some of the houses were pitch black and silent.

Just thinking about it, the soldier who led the way stopped and pointed to the darkened room and said: "It is not allowed to make loud noises in the camp, especially at night.

The dog looked at the barracks where the lights were on, and the inside was shouting "buy and leave", and sighed, the money can sometimes really cover his ears.

As soon as the group said that they were leaving, a round-faced brute ran out in a hurry, glanced at the group of dogs, turned his back, found a pillar and untied his belt, and ran back to the barracks to continue playing.

The soldier who led the way pointed to the pillar and said loudly: "Also, grandpa reminds you again, this camp is absolutely not allowed to be free to loosen the grain, and if you catch it, you will be ten army sticks!" ”

The dog sighed, the money could cover his eyes, turned his head and looked at the barracks carefully, the No. 1 room of the first word, silently remembered it in his heart, and then instructed the people of Tangjia Village: "There are smart people here, hide and leave when you see it, don't provoke it!" ”

Everyone nodded.

As soon as he finished the instructions, a "smart man" in the team opened his mouth and asked: "Master Jun, that man just peed everywhere, why don't you arrest him?" ”

The leading soldier laughed and said: "I already remember him, and I will punish him tomorrow, by the way, you are from Room C, right?" ”

The "smart man" said with a face full of surprise: "That's right, military master, I didn't expect your memory to be so good!" ”

"Yes, a certain family's memory has always been good!" The soldier winked at him, then turned around and continued on his way with a torch.

The "smart man" was full of excitement by this surprise, and happily boasted to the left and right, "What has been seen by the military master, and he will take care of Yunyun more in the future", and many people around him ran over to pat him on the back.

The dog shook his head, idiots are still in the majority!

It is said to be a room, but in fact, it is a few stoves set up under a tent, and a man with a big waist and a thick waist is holding an iron spoon and waving it enthusiastically at everyone.

"Fools, take the bowls, what are you doing standing in front of grandpa! Do you want to put it in the palm of your hand? ”

A group of people rushed to get the bowls, according to the order of respecting the old and loving the young, the dog was the first, followed by the Ma Da brothers, then followed by the people of Tangjia Village, then a group of flower arms and more than a dozen hawkers, and finally a handsome man.

A bowl of corn gruel that can shine on the human figure, a piece of miscellaneous grain nest that is not much bigger than a dog's fist, two chopsticks and pickles, a group of people eat a lot of noise, the cook who cooks the rice sees that everyone is still satisfied with his cooking skills, and he is happy to scoop two scoops of water into the wooden bucket of gruel, knock it and say: "Whoever is not enough to eat will come over and serve it again, rest assured, be full!" ”

After a full stomach, a group of people returned to the barracks with a belly.

The dog looked left and right and took out a stiff pot helmet from the baggage, sat on the kang and broke it to eat, Tang Xiaoer also took out a piece from the baggage when he saw it, and then the people in this barracks were like a group of rats all learned to steal and eat! Of course, the pot helmet was secretly hidden on the road, and the people of Tangjia Village more or less hid together.

After eating the pot helmet, taking out the water bag and drinking saliva again, the dog said: "Sleep, eat when you are hungry!" ”

A group of people nodded, lay on the bunks and began to snore.

In the middle of the night, I heard the sound of whips outside, and quickly got up to check.

"Tang Xiaoqi! Who's being beaten outside? Is it one of ours? ”

Tang Xiaoqi said: "Sleep, the people in our tent are all here!" ”

The dog sighed, if in the past, the dog only cared about himself, but now everyone is in a group, and if something happens to one person, it will implicate everyone.

Listen to it, it seems that it is not far away, the people of Tangjia Village live in one to five barracks, and then listen carefully and still can't hear the barracks, so the dog turned over and got out of the bunk, lifted the curtain and walked out.

Seeing that the two soldiers outside were beating a man on the ground with whips, and the dog couldn't see who was being beaten clearly, he only knew that it was the soldier who led the way, so he coughed lightly at them.

The torch shone instantly, and the dog arched his hand and smiled: "Two brothers, what stupid thing did that stupid man do?" Provoke you to lose such a temper, you really deserve to be beaten! ”

"It's you kid!"

The soldier who beat people took the whip and turned around, pointing to the man holding his head on the ground: "This guy doesn't sleep in the middle of the night, chewing the root of his tongue on that bunk, he really deserves to be beaten!" ”

After saying that, he stretched out his big foot and kicked the man on the ground twice, and then said: "Whip him twice to make him have a long memory, and the camp rules are not something that anyone can commit!" ”

The dog followed him: "That's not it, the country has national laws, the family has family rules, and the affairs of this military camp have regulations in every line!" ”

The soldier with the torch sighed softly: "You kid still understands military affairs!" ”

The dog laughed and said: "There is an uncle in the family who serves in the army, and he will talk to the boy about these things in the army when he has nothing to do." ”

The two of them nodded and said, "No wonder! ”

He bowed his head to the beaten man and said, "Okay, grandpa is tired today, so let go of your grandson first, stay honest, and then let me catch you and rap in the tent, and then tie you up to dry on the flagpole for one night!" ”

After finishing speaking, he came to the dog with a torch and said, "Where is Xiao Langjun's uncle working now?" ”

The dog sighed and said, "No, I died in the battle last year, and the body has not been recovered!" ”

The two soldiers were stunned for a moment, said a few words of comfort, and said, "Xiao Langjun also rests early!" Let's go ahead for training night! ”

The dog hurriedly copied his hand and said: "The two brothers are going to freeze when the wind is strong at night!" ”

The two armies smiled, didn't talk, and walked away with their waist knives.

When the dog saw the two of them walking away, he walked over to see the man who was eating and fighting, and sure enough, he was a "smart man" in the daytime.

The dog helped him up and said, "Tell me, what's going on!" ”

The man wiped the blood from his nose and said, "Don't mention it, I was sleeping soundly, and I was dragged out and beaten by the two of them!" ”