Chapter 167 Group Fight
As the saying goes, people have to bow their heads under the eaves, and there is a big banner of Liu County Lieutenant in Youchuan, as long as you don't provoke the other two giants, it can be said that the small life will be very nourishing.
But in Longzhou, even if there is a leather coat worn by a servant, it is only a little better than the mud-legged men.
Perhaps it was this insecurity that made the dog wake up early in the morning, and when he turned his head to see that everyone else had opened his eyes early, he asked curiously, "Why guys?" Woke up so early? ”
The crowd said, "Hungry! ”
The dog looked down at his belly, purred, this sound was no less than theirs, sighed and lay back on the bed, closed his eyes and said, "Bear with me, you can eat in a while!" ”
Knock knock, shouting the drum and trumpet to get up sounded three times, and I heard a crackling whip outside, "Slackers, get up for grandpa, pee and wash all the neatly, stand in line at all times, if anyone is late, grandpa will let him taste the taste of the horsewhip!" ”
The dog had tasted the taste of whipping meat, so the speed of this subordinate became faster, and under the influence of the dog, the people in the house also cleaned up quickly.
A group of people went out with their messy hair, and when they saw the soldier in charge of the C-shaped battalion squatting on the ground with a horsewhip and buttoning his nose, the dog bowed his hand to him, turned around and ran to the hut.
As soon as the front foot entered and the back foot jumped out again, this ...... The disgusting author can't even describe it.
Aqua toilets, there are always some problems with this and that, but stacked so high, I really can't understand how they endure it, forget it, it's not too late to endure it for another day.
Pinched his nose and went to the side, the three wells were surrounded by people tightly, the dog was small, and he couldn't see what was going on inside, but if he waited like this, where could he take his turn, he glanced left and right, and bent down to drill through the gap, and only drilled through two layers of people, and the neck collar was dragged away.
"Boy, grandpa hasn't washed it yet, you squeeze a ball!"
With a stubble on his face, and a height of seven feet, he is a big black man, and the dog is dangling in his hand by his volley, like a little chicken, which is very embarrassing.
At this moment, there are a lot of people crowded here, seeing this scene, they crossed their waists and began to laugh, the more others laughed, the more the black man shook the dog.
Sigh, first look at this man's waist, well, there is no tooth card, only a voucher for entering and leaving the camp, and then look up at the outside of the crowd, well, Tang Xiaoqi is on the way over.
coughed, and slapped the big black man in the face, and with a "snap", all the laughter stopped, well, the effect was good.
Stretched out his hand again to "snap" and slap again, and on the big black face, five little fingers were obviously imprinted.
Looking at the big black man whose face was red, the dog pouted and pointed to his eyes and said, "Put the master down!" ”
"Little cub, you!"
"Smack" another slap.
The big black man glared angrily and was about to get angry, but a yellow-faced man next to him hurriedly pulled his clothes, "Black bull, catch quickly!" ”
The big black man looked behind him for a moment, and didn't see anyone coming over, so he went to see the yellow-faced man, and the yellow-faced man pointed to the tooth tag hanging on the dog's waist.
The big black man stretched out his head to look, and only one word on the sign was recognized, which was the word "catch", which was the same as the word "catch" on the waist of the county catchers.
Carefully put the dog on the ground, and looked at the dog with a smirk.
The dog pouted and said, "Get out of here!" ”
A group of people hurriedly got out of the way, and the dog was about to walk in, when a man in front of the well next door laughed and said: "The little milk baby can also be a fast catcher, can he use a knife?" ”
The dog turned his head to look, the No. 1 barracks of the first word was just the brute who went to the thatched house last night, look at his waist, okay, go along!
Sigh, I really don't want to cause trouble!
The dog shook his head and tried to wash his face in the bucket by the well.
"Little milk baby, are you weaned? Hahaha......"
When the barbarian saw that the dog didn't care about himself, he continued to make flirtatious remarks.
The dog clenches his fist, and if he is not familiar with life, he can endure it!
Bend down and pick up a handful of water, wash your face slowly, and then take a handful and drink it into your mouth and rinse your mouth.
Seeing that the dog still didn't speak, the barbarian pointed to the dog and smiled at the people on the left and right: "Little milk baby, do you want to eat milk!" Come home early and find your mother...... Oops! ”
Before he could finish speaking, the dog picked up the bucket and threw it over, which happened to hit him on the head.
"Little cub, you dare to smash me! Call me! ”
The brute covered the corners of his eyes and said fiercely to a few people around him: "Beat grandpa, don't beat the out, don't stop!" ”
The dog watched five or six men roll up their sleeves and stride over, and for a moment remembered Zhang Dalang and Zhang Erlang's two ruffians, how similar the original scene was to now, and now he still can't beat them, but now, the master has a helper!
"It's good to come!" The dog stepped on the edge of the well, put on the coolest pose, stretched out his finger and shouted at the few men who came over: "Call me!" ”
Tang Xiaoqi and Tang Xiaoer, who had already crowded in front of them, rushed forward in an instant, and the dog looked at the other people in Tangjia Village who were still a little hesitant behind, squinted his eyes and said, "Didn't you hear the master speak?" ”
Hula A group of people rushed over in stride, and fifty or so men beat five or six people, so it is necessary to say the result.
A few of them were knocked to the ground, and they rolled around on the ground with their heads in their hands, and the people around them quickly dodged away, but they didn't leave, they gathered together, pointing at the people in the circle.
With a cough, the soldier who had been aware of the situation since the beginning of the quarrel finally came over.
Bang, with a whip, the military man said: "What's the matter, what kind of fight for no reason!" ”
Lying on the ground and covering his face, he pointed at the dog and said, "Master Jun, they dare to beat the tolerance!" ”
The dog coughed and walked out, first holding his fists and saluting the military man, before saying: "Brother, these barbarians are really rude, and they squirt feces all over their mouths in the morning!" It's the kid's fault to fill in the trouble for my brother! ”
The soldier glanced at the tooth tag on the dog's waist, sighed, and said: "Look at what the two of you are talking like, you are both eating official meals, you can't sit down and talk about anything, you have to be rude, it hurts the harmony and makes people laugh, isn't it?" ”
After saying that, he smiled and said to the dog: "By the way, Xiao Langjun, my brother doesn't know your name yet!" ”
The dog patted his forehead with his hand and said, "Look, it's the boy's fault, I actually forgot to tell my brother, my surname is Zhao, my nickname is Big Dog, and everyone else calls me a puppy!" ”
The military man laughed and said, "Good name!" ”
The dog rolled his eyes.
"Zhao Erwa, the two of you really washed the Dragon King Temple, you are both family names, why are you doing this! Come on, come on, a brother will match you today! Hurry up and see this little brother! ”
The barbarians on the ground, seeing that this soldier and the mud were opened, and there were many people on the other side, and he couldn't do anything about them, so he had to cover the corners of his eyes and arch his hands perfunctorily to the dog.
When the military man saw it, he said to the dog: "Come on, come on puppy, I can see at a glance that you are a young hero, and you will be a good man when you grow up!" It's also a misunderstanding that happened today, my brother gave up his face and made peace with you, so after all, we have to act together, right? ”
The dog smiled and bowed his hand perfunctorily to the barbarian, then turned his head to the military man and asked, "I don't know what my brother is called?" ”
Jun Han laughed and said: "I can't hide it, my brother is the same as you, and his surname is Zhao!" ”
"Brother Zhao, it's really fateful!" The dog crossed his waist and laughed with him.
Jun Han laughed, turned his head to look left and right, and said: "Okay, okay, since this matter has been talked about, it's just time to eat, let's pack up and hurry over!" ”
After saying that, he strode away with his whip.
The brute snorted coldly at the dog and followed him away.
When Tang Xiaoqi saw it, he went to the dog and said, "Little dog, this guy is still not convinced!" ”
The dog looked at the back of the barbarian man and said softly: "If you are not convinced, that is, there is a complaint, let's find a chance to have a good chat with him!" By the way, can you see that he's from that county? ”
Tang Xiaoqi coughed and said, "Pingwu County!" It's really fast! It's okay to mess with him, right? ”
The dog rolled his eyes and said to him, "Master, I'm not a fake!" ”
Then he coughed and said to the others: "Besides, if you can do the work of escorting Ding Gong, you know that he has no power in Pingwu County!" ”
A group of people secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and the dog said again: "Look at this place, Longzhou!" A little official is a fart, as long as you listen to me, we big guys will gather together, and we are not afraid to go to the front line, but we are afraid that he will be a little catcher? ”
A group of people hurriedly clasped their fists and said yes.
"And," the dog pointed at them and said viciously, "Next time I say do it, if anyone hesitates, kick him out of the team!" ”
A group of people hurriedly said: "Yes, let's do it together!" ”
The dog nodded, "Go wash your hands, go eat when you're done!" ”
It's still the old place, it's still the fat cook, and the food is still sparse.
Knock knock, everyone who had just finished eating, listening to the sudden sound of the trumpet, looked left and right blankly.
The fat cook said, "What are you stunned about, calling you to gather!" If you're late, you'll be beaten with a stick! ”
A group of people ran forward.
On the spacious training ground, which can run horses, it is divided into three piles according to the number of people in each county, with the Ding Servant standing behind and the Servant in the front.
Team A is one hundred and fifty Ding servants and six government officials in Pingwu County, Team B is one hundred and sixty Ding soldiers and seven government officials in Jiangyou County, and Team C is one hundred Ding soldiers and five government officials in Youchuan County.
As soon as the drum sounded, Zhao Tizhi walked up to the platform, and the twenty soldiers in front of the platform lined up, holding their waist knives and looking at everyone with a solemn face.
"Everyone!" Zhao Tizhi hugged his fists and said: "The battle ahead is critical, and you are also going to the battlefield for the first time, in order to dispel your sense of panic and avoid unnecessary casualties, last night, Lu Zhizhou personally ordered you to practice well, therefore, in the future, at the beginning of every morning, go to the school on time for drills!" It's over! When the time comes, a certain family will arrange a special person to take a roll call, and those who dare not come will be served by ten military sticks! Did you hear that? ”
The crowd said, "I heard it! ”
Zhao Tizhi coughed and continued: "With each room as a fire, five fires as a team, each county as a brigade, my Longzhou as a battalion, and the county officials as the leader of each team, all the drills should be arranged by them!" In a moment, a scribe will go down to register and make a book. ”