Chapter 7 In the underworld, except for the king of Hades, I am the boss
When Lao Kong saw Lao Niu, he felt unusually kind, and the savior finally came. No matter who appears at this moment, as long as he can rescue him and call Dad, he is willing. Facing this dominatrix in front of him, it was a nightmare for him, no matter how far the old cow would throw him, if he could appear in time, it would be my old Kong's own brother.
1, brother, you cover me
Lao Kong ran to the old cow, excited, don't want it, and hold the old cow unwillingly. The old cow was confused by the behavior of this goods, what is the situation?
"You, did you get blistered in your head that I threw at you? Lao Tzu is not so familiar with you", Lao Niu pushed Lao Kong in disgust
"Oh, don't mention anything familiar or not, if you can appear at this time, it will be my brother", Lao Kong said excitedly
"Damn, I'm not that familiar with you, don't climb relatives with me indiscriminately, Lao Tzu doesn't have your cowardly brother", Lao Niu said angrily, his eyes were as wide as eggs
"Nima, do you think I want to recognize you as a brother, I can appear here, isn't it all your masterpiece? I don't care, you have to be responsible for me", Lao Kong said with a sad face
After hearing this, the old cow scratched the unkempt cow's head with his hand, "What you said seems to make some sense, your brain is blistering, it does have something to do with me"
"Your brain is blistering, Lao Tzu was frightened by that dominatrix", Lao Kong said gloomily
"It seems that people with blistered brains will never admit that they have brain problems, you are a typical example", Lao Niu continued to say slowly
"Ouch, Nima, this is comfortable," the old cow said after scratching his head
"I'll go, what kind of stuff is there in this dungeon, not to mention the ugliness, it's all a bunch of brainless things", Lao Kong hummed in a low voice
"What are you muttering? Are you saying bad things about Lao Tzu behind your back? The old cow said with a glare
"Damn, I can hear this", Lao Kong said in surprise
"How can I dare to say that my brother Niu, my brother Niu is tall and mighty, the jade tree is in the wind, it's too late for me to praise you, how can I say bad things about you behind your back", Lao Kong said with a smile
"You're slapping my bull's fart, but I like it, I recognize your little brother," said the old cow happily
"Big brother, you have to cover me here, if I am bullied, then the big brother will definitely lose face", Lao Kong said seriously
"Damn, in this underworld, except for the accident of Hades Lao Tzu, who has my old cow been afraid of? Only I bully others, which round of others bully me? Don't worry, with my old cow here? No one dares to mess with you", the old cow said proudly
"Big brother is really mighty, I'm relieved to have your words, anyway, this is also your territory, follow you quasi-reliable", Lao Kong echoed and said
The two of them were singing and chatting, completely ignoring the existence of Meng Po, who deliberately stood behind the tree by the bridge, just to see what new tricks these two guys could play.
Lao Kong's mouth was like smeared with honey, and he coaxed the old cow into anger, feeling that except for the king of Hades, he was the boss here. But seriously, in this underworld, there are really few people who can cure him, he used to bully others, and he really hasn't been bullied.
Lao Niu was so coaxed by this thing that he was so happy that he completely forgot the scene he saw between Meng Po and Lao Kong just now, this thing was originally a thing with developed limbs and a simple mind.
2. The cowhide is blowing up, and the nemesis is coming
Just when the two were happy, Lao Niu suddenly saw a discordant figure, "I rely on this is Xiaomeng's territory", Lao Niu's laughter immediately froze on his face.
Lao Kong saw it, "What's wrong, big brother, what's wrong?" ”
"Brother, my brother told you, my old cow has always been arrogant and domineering, and occasionally, the skin will itch, and he may be abused", the old cow said embarrassedly
"Big brother, are you kidding? Who dares...."Lao Kong stopped laughing for a moment
Meng Po walked out from behind the tree slowly
"Hey, today is really the sun coming out of the north, first a blind one came, and now a stunned green one came, you two are really a perfect match", Meng Po said lightly
"Xiaomeng, look at what you said...", the old cow said with a red face
"You shut up the old lady, and I'll clean you up later, hey, the one who doesn't have long eyes, how many times did you shout my sister just now, did the old lady let you go?" Meng Po glared at Lao Kong and said
"Nima, this stubble hasn't passed yet, and this dominatrix is really persistent," Lao Kong muttered in his heart
"Big brother, just her bullying me, you cover your younger brother, cut her", Lao Kong pointed to Meng Po and said
"Fuck you shut up", Lao Niu shook his hand and gave Lao Kong a look
"Hey, the eldest brother has shouted, Dasil Niu, when did you accept the little brother, why don't I know", Meng Po said with a smile
"Xiaomeng, misunderstanding, this, it's a historical reason, I accidentally threw off the brain of this thing, there is no way, no, I accepted him as a little brother", Lao Niu said carefully
"Nima, old cow, you ......" Lao Kong said speechlessly, pointing at the old cow
The people in this world don't talk about credit, and the ghosts in this underworld don't talk about trust, it's really as black as a crow in the world, Lao Niu, this bastard, just now he swore that he wanted to cover me, in front of the dominatrix, and now he is like a little brother and let people fiddle with it. It's so unreliable that I'm trying my best to curry favor with this thing.
As soon as Lao Kong turned around, his eyes almost fell to the ground, and the painting style in front of him suddenly changed, the old cow knelt in front of the dominatrix, and the dominatrix was holding the old cow's ear and was lecturing.
"What the hell is this Nima?" Lao Kong said puzzled
"You close your eyes," the old cow said to Lao Kong, enduring the pain
"I'll shut up your sister, you two are standing up in front of me, since I close my eyes, my ears can hear," Lao Kong said
This old cow did not change his mind, taking advantage of the moment when Lao Kong was in a daze, he went up to hold Meng Po's hand, but was cleaned up by Meng Po, although they are all working in the underworld, but one is in the Nai He Bridge, one is in the Hades Palace, the opportunity to meet is pitiful, and it is not easy to see his sweetheart, this old cow immediately has a spring heart, I didn't expect...
"You big perverted cow, you still don't change your life, you dare to touch the old lady's hand", Meng Po said angrily
"I thought I'd clean you up later, but since you're so dishonest, the old lady will clean up your bastard's big perverted cow first, and then clean up that blind guy," Meng Po said
"Nima, you are blind, just like you dominatrix, Lao Tzu is too lazy to look at you", Lao Kong muttered quietly
"What are you talking about?" Meng Po asked sharply
"No, no, no, I didn't say anything, I just said that Brother Niu is too handsome", Lao Kong said
"Nima, stop digging a pit for Lao Tzu," Lao Niu said
Lao Niu's smugness just now disappeared without a trace, like a child in front of Meng Po, at the mercy of Meng Po's reprimand. Lao Kong shook his head speechlessly.