Mei Zheren and others took the little monkey to the entrance of the scenic spot, and there were various shops selling souvenirs, portraits, fortune tellers and so on along the way. Every store has people soliciting customers and promoting their own business.

Mei Zheren originally planned to spend no more money, but when he passed by the shop selling fruits and dried fruits, the monkey led by Wang Chao refused to leave, and kept barking. Wang Chao said to the Mei Zheren:

"My lord, no, this little gluttonous monkey is a scoundrel and refuses to leave."

"It squeaks, what does it say?" Mei Zheren said.

"It says: I want to eat bananas, I want to eat peaches, I want to eat apples, I want to eat pineapples, I want to eat mangoes, I want to eat watermelon, I want to eat walnuts, I want to eat peanuts, I want to eat pistachios, I want to eat almonds......" Wang Chao said.

Before Wang Chao could finish speaking, Mo Zhenming interrupted him and said:

"Here we go again! Wang Chao, how much does this little gluttonous monkey have to eat? ”

"And there are no mangoes, pineapples, or almonds in this shop. What is here, it just wants to eat, what it doesn't have, it's still chattering! Mo Zhenshi also said.

"You brothers, if you don't have a dream, can't you let other little monkeys have a dream? What if it happens! Sun Xiaosheng said to the Celebrity Brothers.

"The princess is right, people have to have dreams. My dream was to be a scientist, but now I'm a servant. Ma Khan said.

"Scientists and officials, there's too much difference, right?" Mo Zhenming said to Ma Khan.

"Besides, you can't call it a dream come true, can you?" Mo Zhenshi also said.

"Let me ask you, is it closer to the scientist to be the king of the mountain, or is the official closer to the scientist?" Ma Khan said to the Baume & Mercier brothers.

"If you want to compare it like this, you may not be able to think that it is closer to the official and the scientist." Mo Zhenming said.

"It's a shame that the servant is a little closer." Mo Zhenshi also said.

"Isn't this the end, it shows that I am one step closer to realizing my dream of becoming a scientist." Ma Khan said.

"That's it!" The Baume & Mercier brothers said in unison.

Wang Chao said to the Celebrity Brothers and Ma Khan, "Don't talk about your dreams yet. Then he said to Mei Zheren, "Master Mei, if you don't buy something to eat for this little gluttonous monkey, it seems that it is impossible for it to leave." Why don't you buy some for it? ”

"Didn't the little monkey just say that he was hungry, so let's buy him some fruit to eat. Such a small monkey can't eat much. Sun Xiaosheng said.

"Madame is right, just buy it two bananas to eat." Mei Zheren also said.

A few people went to the fruit and dried fruit shop to buy bananas. As soon as he walked into the shop, the little monkey's eyes lit up, and he jumped up to grab and eat. Wang Chao hurriedly tightened the rope and pulled it tightly, so that the little monkey did not jump.

Mei Zheren asked the fruit seller: "Boss, how do you sell this banana?" ”

"A pound of silver." Said the seller.

"A pound of silver? You're obviously robbing! Wang Chao said to the seller.

"Boss, let me ask you, is there anything special about your bananas, why are they sold so expensive? As far as I know, in other places, a tael of silver can buy more than a dozen or even twenty catties. Mei Zheren also said.

"This guest officer, you are right, my banana is imported from a foreign country, and I have crossed thousands of rivers and mountains, crossed oceans and seas, and experienced a lot of hardships.

Let's put it this way to you, my banana is the same as the Tang monk and apprentice learning scriptures, it was transported after 108,000 miles and 9981 difficulties.

My banana is really sweet and delicious, how can other bananas compare? The seller said.

"Nonsense, your banana is really going to travel 108,000 miles, and it won't take ten or eight years." Ma Khan said.

"That's why it's expensive to sell." Said the seller.

"You're a big-headed ghost! Don't say ten years and eight years, that is, ten days and eight days, this banana will be rotten. You are an aunt and grandmother, didn't I graduate from kindergarten? Sun Xiaosheng said to the seller.

"Boss, don't be fooled. I see that your banana is clearly grown on Huaguo Mountain. Mo Zhenming also said to the seller.

"You can't fool our brother. You see, what are the words written on our clothes? Baume & Mercier, what is Baume & Mercier, is the most famous person, and you can still be deceived by you. Mo Zhenshi also said.

"As I just said, my banana grows on Huaguo Mountain. What is Huaguo Mountain?

It is the place where the Buddha was born, which can be described as gathering the essence of the sun and the moon and gathering the aura of heaven and earth.

The bananas that grow on it are really sweet and delicious, and they can also prolong life. The seller said.

"Hey, your boss, what I said just now is that the bananas are imported, and after a while, I said that they grew on Huaguo Mountain. You can really tell! Wang Chao said to the seller.

"Alright, boss, it doesn't matter if the bananas are imported or local, you can get two of them." Mei Zheren said to the seller.

"Such a good banana, just buy two?" Said the seller.

Wang Chao pointed to the monkey and said to the seller:

"It's not us who eat, it's this monkey."

"Understood." Said the seller.

The seller took two bananas and weighed them, which was exactly half a catty. Sun Xiaosheng took the banana and handed it to the monkey. The monkey quickly peeled off the skin, and then ate it up again with lightning speed.

The seller said to Mei Zheren and others:

"It seems that this monkey is not full. Otherwise, buy some more? ”

At this time, the monkey barked again. Wang Chao listened carefully and said to Mei Zheren and Sun Xiaosheng:

"This little monkey really hasn't eaten enough."

"Such a little monkey is really edible." Mei Zheren said.

"Maybe it's hungry, buy it two more bananas." Sun Xiaosheng said.

"The little monkey said that it doesn't eat bananas, it wants peaches." Wang Chao said to Mei Zheren and Sun Xiaosheng.

"I can figure it out, this little gluttonous monkey, it's coming to us to eat the overlord meal." Mo Zhenming said.

"Can't get used to it." Mo Zhenshi said.

The seller said to Wang Chao, "How do you know that this monkey is going to eat peaches?" ”

"I heard that." Wang Chao said.

"That's a strange thing to hear." Said the seller.

"I'll tell you, this brother of mine can understand not only monkeys, but also insects." Ma Khan said to the seller.

"Bugs can talk?" Said the seller.

"Say it." Wang Chao pretended to listen to the voice, and then said to the seller, "I heard a few roundworms in your stomach talking right now. ”

"What do they say?" Said the seller.

"Those roundworms say that you have too much oil and water in your stomach, and you are tired of them to death." Wang Chao said.

"It's a joke, it's a joke." The seller said with a wry smile.

"Since the monkey has said that he wants to eat peaches, let's buy two more peaches for him. How much are peaches a pound? Sun Xiaosheng said to the seller.

"It's also a pound of silver. It also grew up on this Huaguo Mountain, what kind of place is Huaguo Mountain, the place where the Buddha was born...... "The seller said.

"Okay, boss, if you want to say something, I can memorize it and weigh two peaches." Mei Zheren said to the seller.

The seller weighed two peaches, a total of six taels.

Without further ado, the little monkey ate up two peaches in a moment. After eating, it still didn't leave, and it had to eat pears again.

In this way, the little monkey ate two bananas, two peaches, a pear, an apple, half a catty of walnuts, and half a catty of peanuts.

After eating, the little monkey's stomach bulged. It burped and squeaked a few times. After listening to this, Wang Chao said to everyone:

"The little monkey said it was full."

"My God, this little monkey eats more than I do." Mo Zhenming said.

"I wonder if this monkey is a pig that has been born in the wrong place." Mo Zhenshi also said.

"The little monkey also said that this meal is good, and every meal in the future will be eaten according to this standard." Wang Chao said to everyone again.

Mei Zheren looked at the little monkey and said:

"Hey, this little monkey is lying to us. If you really want you to eat like this, you have to eat me poor. ”

"Little monkey, let me tell you, even if my sister likes you, you can't bully people like this. To be a monkey, you have to be reasonable. Sun Xiaosheng also said to the monkey.

After listening to Sun Xiaosheng, everyone laughed again. After laughing, Mei Zheren said to the seller:

"Boss, let's do the math, how much is it in total?"

"I've already calculated just now, it's a total of ten taels of silver." Said the seller.

"Give the money." The Mezhe people said to Ma Khan.

Ma Khan gave the silver to the seller. The seller asked Mei Zheren:

"I think a few people seem to be in the government, do you want to issue a receipt and go back for reimbursement?"

"The boss is very knowledgeable. Give me a receipt for fifty taels. Mei Zheren said.

"I sell things here every day, and I still have the strength to see it. Travel expenses, or office supplies? The seller said.

"I'm pretty well prepared." Mei Zheren said.

"Of course, issuing receipts, we are professional." Said the seller.

"Good professional, good professional. Let's open it by office supplies. Mei Zheren said.

The seller wrote the receipt and handed it to Mei Zheren.

Mei Zheren and his entourage left the fruit and dried fruit shops and continued to walk towards the gate of the scenic spot. Sun Xiaosheng asked Mei Zheren:

"Mei Liu, why are you issuing so many fake receipts? Do you really want to take it back for reimbursement and make black-hearted money? ”

"Am I that kind of person?" Mei Zheren said.

"You can't keep it, you're that kind of person." Sun Xiaosheng said.

Mei Zheren asked Wang Chao, Ma Han, and the Celebrity Brothers:

"My lord, do I look like a corrupt official?"

"I don't know." Wang Chao said.

"I don't know." Ma Khan said.

"It doesn't look like it." Mo Zhenming said.

"It doesn't look like it." Mo Zhenshi said.

"It doesn't look like it, it's actually a corrupt official, is it?" Mei Zheren said with a wry smile.

Wang Chao, Ma Khan, and the Celebrity Brothers nodded first, and then shook their heads. Sun Xiaosheng said to Mei Zheren:

"You see, the masses are not easy to fool."

Mei Zheren shook his head, lowered his voice and said to everyone:

"I'm telling you, these receipts I issued are not for reimbursement."

"Then what are you going to take it back for, isn't it toilet paper?" Sun Xiaosheng said.

"Princess, use the receipt as toilet paper, it's too hard to work." Mo Zhenming said to Sun Xiaosheng.

"Mistress Mei isn't that stupid." Mo Zhenshi said.

"Am I that stupid to use receipts as toilet paper?" Mei Zheren said.

"My lord, when you really don't have toilet paper, you can use the receipt as toilet paper." Ma Khan said to the Mezje people.

"Mahan is right." Wang Chao said.

"I'm really convinced of you." Mei Zheren said helplessly.

"If you take it, you will call it sister." Sun Xiaosheng said to Mei Zheren.

Mei Zheren said to Sun Xiaosheng: "Madam, don't make trouble. And he whispered to them,

"Let me tell you, after these receipts are returned to the county office, they are all evidence for the trial of Yi Jinlai. With evidence, we will be able to subdue this profiteer. ”

"It turned out to be used to try the case, why didn't you say it earlier." Sun Xiaosheng said.

"Madam, tell me quietly, it's all confidential." Mei Zheren said.

"I see, keep it a secret." Sun Xiaosheng said in the lowest voice.