Chapter 29: Exploring Huaguo Mountain (5)
Mei Zheren and the others took the little monkey and left the restaurant. When he walked past the counter, the shopkeeper handed the receipt of one hundred taels of silver to Mei Zheren. Mei Zheren said to the shopkeeper:
"Shopkeeper, our horses are still with you, you can take care of them."
"You can go with confidence, you can't lose it." The shopkeeper said.
Mei Zheren and his entourage of six people left the restaurant and came outside. At this time, it was time for lunch, and people came to the restaurant one after another to eat.
Sun Xiaosheng said to Mei Zheren: "It's time to eat, it's time to save the monkeys." If you don't save those monkeys, they'll end up in someone else's belly. ”
Mei Zheren said to Sun Xiaosheng: "Go and save it now." Then he said to Wang Chao, "Wang Chao, did you hear what the monkeys said when you first went to meet them?" ”
Hearing this, the monkeys are regretting that they were greedy, fooled, and caught here. They all want to go back to the mountains.
Some monkeys vowed that if they could escape, they would never eat bananas and peaches again. Wang Chao said.
"Wang Chao, you can really understand the animals, I always thought it was a lie." Mo Zhenming said to Wang Chao.
"However, you say that the monkey swears that if he can escape, he will not eat bananas and peaches in the future, which is a bit outrageous." Mo Zhenshi also said.
"Of course, Brother Wang Chao can understand animals, this is his specialty. Do you two have any special skills? Sun Xiaosheng said to the Celebrity Brothers.
"Yes." Mo Zhenming said.
"Of course there is." Mo Zhenshi also said.
"What is it, why haven't I seen it all the time?" Sun Xiaosheng said.
"yes, I don't know." Mei Zheren said.
"I don't see it." Wang Chao said.
"I didn't find out either." Ma Khan said.
"You've already seen what we're good at. When you came to the county government on the first day, you saw it. Mo Zhenming said to Mei Zheren and others.
"I saw it again this morning." Mo Zhenshi also said.
"What the hell is the best skill, hurry up, don't say it, I'll hit you both on the head with a hundred sticks." Sun Xiaosheng said to the Baume & Mercier brothers.
"The princess is angry, our specialty is that the two of us look exactly the same." Mo Zhenming said.
"Even our parents have times when they admit their mistakes." Mo Zhenshi also said.
"Hey, that's it. If you say that you play mahjong well, you are better than this. Sun Xiaosheng said to the Celebrity Brothers.
"These two stinky boys, they can't really be literate, and they can't be martial. What's even more hateful is that the two of you actually look exactly the same. Where is this reasonable! Mei Zheren also said.
"If you want to be reasonable, go to the county office." Mo Zhenming said to Mei Zheren.
"Reason with Master Mei." Mo Zhenshi also said.
"I think the two of you don't look exactly the same, it's a poor mouth and a sycophant." Mei Zheren said to the Baume & Mercier brothers.
The crowd laughed. Sun Xiaosheng said to Wang Chao again:
"Brother Wang Chao, you ask the little monkey we just bought, what is its name, who is in the family, no, what are the monkeys?" Sun Xiaosheng said to Wang Chao.
"Princess, I can understand animals, but animals can't understand what we say." Wang Chao said.
"Looks like I'm going to have to invent a translator in the future." Ma Khan said.
"Pull you down." The Celebrity brothers said to Ma Khan in unison.
As he spoke, the little monkey squeaked. Sun Xiaosheng asked Wang Chao:
"The little monkey has spoken, listen to it, what is it saying?"
Wang Chao listened carefully to the little monkey's voice and said:
"The little monkey said: I am hungry, I am hungry, I want to eat apples, pears, peaches, grapes, mangoes, and bananas."
"This little monkey is too greedy!" Mei Zheren said.
"I'm not done yet." Wang Chao said.
"Not done yet?" The famous teacher brother said.
"There are also watermelons, plums, cantaloupe, star fruit, bayberry, and red dates." Wang Chao said.
"Wang Chao, I am a native of Huaguoshan County, I have never seen some of these fruits you mentioned, and we don't have them in Huaguoshan County at all." Mo Zhenming said.
"I can't buy it at all. No one has ever eaten it, so how does this little monkey know? Mo Zhenshi also said.
Sun Xiaosheng said to the celebrity brothers: "There are some fruits, not only in Huaguoshan County, but also in Ethereal City, how does the little monkey know?" ”
He also said to Mei Zheren, "Xianggong, you are the champion, you can explain." ”
"You make me think about it and make up a reason." Mei Zheren said.
"Make one? You're trying to fool me. Sun Xiaosheng said.
Then the little monkey squeaked again. Sun Xiaosheng said to Wang Chao:
"Brother Wang Chao, will you listen to what it says again?"
Wang Chao listened carefully to the sound of the monkey again, and after listening, Wang Chao said:
"The little monkey said that his grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather, and he didn't know that it was his grandfather hundreds of years ago, and he had eaten those fruits."
"I know, it must be that when Dou defeated the Buddha and made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, he stole all kinds of fruits in the sky and came back. The ancestors of this little monkey ate those rare fruits at that time. Mei Zheren said.
"This is outrageous, it's been hundreds of years, and what happened at that time can be passed down to the present?" Sun Xiaosheng said.
"Think about it, these monkeys on Huaguo Mountain are idle and have nothing to do on the mountain every day, what else can they do except Kan Dashan and brag? Say every day, what can't be passed on! Mei Zheren said.
"What Mistress Mei said makes sense." Mo Zhenming said.
"Makes perfect sense." Mo Zhenshi said.
"You two boys, just make a fool of yourself." Sun Xiaosheng said to the Baume & Mercier brothers.
Then the king said to the people,
"This little monkey doesn't just say that, he curses."
"It still scolds, who does it scold?" Mei Zheren said.
"It's scolding us." Wang Chao said.
"Brother Wang Chao, you're not lying to us, are you? How could such a cute little monkey scold us? We're not bad people. Sun Xiaosheng said to Wang Chao.
"Yes, brother, how can such a little monkey curse for no reason?" Ma Khan also said.
"What did it scold us, Wang Chao, you come and listen." Mei Zheren also said.
"It scolded us for being full, staring at it, not giving it food, and tying it with a rope, and we should hang it from a tree and beat it." Wang Chao said.
"Hey, this little monkey, when it was at home, its parents must have not educated it well." Mo Zhenming said.
"It must be a pampered little emperor, maybe it's still an only child." Mo Zhenshi said.
"So, parents are very important to their children's education." Mei Zheren said.
Wang Chao, Ma Khan, and the famous brothers said "yes" in unison. Sun Xiaosheng said:
"Oh yes, big head! Aren't we talking about saving the little monkey, after talking for so long, we didn't say a serious word. ”
Wang Chao, Ma Khan, and the Celebrity Brothers said "yes" again and again. Sun Xiaosheng said to Mei Zheren:
"Tell me, how to save those monkeys. If they don't save it, their heads will be punched out of a big hole. ”
"Yes, yes, it's time to save the monkeys. Madam, you and Wang Chao and Ma Khan have worked well, and the three of you will now go back to the backyard of the restaurant and release the monkeys.
We don't have night clothes, so let's turn them inside out, and cover your faces, so no one will recognize you. Mei Zheren said to Sun Xiaosheng, Wang Chao, and Ma Khan.
"Don't say it, your idea is pretty sound." Sun Xiaosheng said to Mei Zheren.
"Our brothers stayed behind to protect Lady Mei." Mo Zhenming said to Sun Xiaosheng, Wang Chao, and Ma Khan.
"You can go and save the monkeys." Mo Zhenshi also said.
"You two don't know how to do anything at all, if you are really in danger, I will protect you two about the same." Mei Zheren said to the Baume & Mercier brothers.
"So, my lord, do you know how to do kung fu?" Mo Zhenming said to Mei Zheren.
"I really don't see it." Mo Zhenshi also said.
"I will descend the dragon eighteen palms, nine yang divine skills, one yang finger, six veins divine sword, Dugu nine swords, Yijin Sutra, do you believe it?" Mei Zheren said to the Baume & Mercier brothers.
"Master Mei, you don't know if you're going to do this, I don't know." Mo Zhenming said to Mei Zheren.
"Martial arts novels, you haven't read less." Mo Zhenshi also said.
Sun Xiaosheng finished changing his clothes and said to the celebrity brothers: "You lord, if you know a little kung fu, you won't be called Mei Liu." ”
Then he said to Mei Zheren, "We're going to save the monkey." You guys, just stay here. Don't look back, we saved the monkeys, and we're going to save you. ”
"Madame, don't worry, we're not going anywhere. If someone asks us what we're doing here, I'll say we're playing a game of wooden man. Mei Zheren said.
"Well, promising. My little grandson is going too. Sun Xiaosheng said.
Sun Xiaosheng, Wang Chao, and Ma Khan came to the back wall of the restaurant and climbed over the wall with light skills. The three of them came to the house where the monkeys were being held.
The door was unlocked, and the three men entered the room, acted separately, and quickly opened all the cages. The monkeys that escaped from the cage squeaked, ran outside, climbed the trees one after another, and then jumped out of the wall and ran towards Huaguo Mountain.
When the shopkeeper heard the movement, he asked the monkey to go to the backyard to see what was going on. When the big horse monkey arrived in the backyard, he saw Sun Xiaosheng, Wang Chao and Ma Khan coming out of the house.
The big horse monkey shouted:
"Come on, catch the thief, someone let the monkeys go."
The monkeys have all been rescued, and Sun Xiaosheng, Wang Chao, and Ma Khan didn't wait for others to come, so they went out over the wall again. By the time the people from the restaurant came after them, the three of them had long since disappeared.
Sun Xiaosheng and the three of them met with Mei Zheren and the Celebrity Brothers. Mei Zheren asked Sun Xiaosheng:
"Have the monkeys been rescued?"
"If you don't look at who I am, if I go out, there's nothing I can't do. Not to mention dozens of monkeys, even thousands, tens of thousands of monkeys, I can save them. Sun Xiaosheng said.
"Yes, yes, Mrs. is a master of the double master, her kung fu is unfathomable, and she is as low-key as her master in speaking and acting." Mei Zheren said.
The Baume & Mercier brothers couldn't help but laugh. Sun Xiaosheng said to them:
"Why, don't you two believe me?"
"Believe in faith, a thousand believe." Mo Zhenming said.
"Ten thousand believes." Mo Zhenshi also said.
"And what are you two laughing at?" Sun Xiaosheng said to the celebrity brothers again.
"What are we laughing at?" Mo Zhenming looked at Mo Zhenshi and said.
"We laughed, we, oh, we laughed with joy. Isn't it that the monkeys have been rescued, and we are happy for this. Mo Zhenshi said.
"yes, happy for that." Mo Zhenming said.
While speaking, Sun Xiaosheng, Wang Chao, and Ma Han all turned over their clothes and put them on. Wang Chao asked Mei Zheren:
"Master Mei, the monkeys in the restaurant have been released. What to do with this little monkey we bought? ”
"You don't really want to stay as a tour guide, do you?" Ma Khan also said.
"This little monkey just scolded us, otherwise we will arrest it and put it in prison." Mo Zhenming said.
"Shut down for two years, and educate and educate well. Look at it, it's not scolding! Mo Zhenshi also said.
"This little monkey is so greedy, I think it's better to take it to the mountain and let it go. If you untie the rope here, you won't be able to keep it alive, and you will be greedy and caught by others. Mei Zheren said.
"Makes sense." Mo Zhenming said.
"Master Mei is smart." Mo Zhenshi also said.
"You Lord Mei, I don't know, it's not high, anyway." Sun Xiaosheng interjected and said.
The crowd laughed.