: I don't have six children Chapter 16 Six Finger Mountain Collects Four Monsters (5)
"I'll have to think again. My dream since I was a child was to be a scientist. I had all my mind to invent something that could be cooled inside, turn water into ice, and meat would not spoil if it was placed in it. I even have a name in mind, so it's called the refrigerator. I'm also going to win the Foolish Literature Award from Aolaiguo. Ma Khan said.
"Pull it down, do scientists win literary prizes?" Wang Chao said to Ma Khan.
"What should I win?" Ma Khan said.
"You should get the Dumb Golden Globe." Wang Chao said.
"I see, I'll try." Ma Khan said.
"Ma Khan, don't do this or that, I'll ask you, do you agree to work in the yamen?" Zhao said to Ma Khan.
"I'm going to see what my eldest brother says, and if he says yes, I'll have to give up being a scientist. Since then, there has been one less great scientist in the country. Ma Khan said.
After speaking, Ma Han came to Zhang Deaf's side and told him the matter again. Zhang Deaf said:
"There's nothing to say, it's all said before the competition, if we lose, we will follow the orders of Lord Mei and the princess. Since both of them look up to us, our brothers ought to follow. ”
After Zhang Deaf finished speaking, Ma Han also said, "I am willing to follow Lord Mei and the princess." ”
Looking at Liuzhi Mountain, and then looking at the four monsters in front of him, Mei Zheren had a whim, so he said to the four monsters:
"I am honored that four heroes are willing to follow me. This is Liuzhi Mountain, and the four of you, plus my husband and wife, are exactly six people. Why don't the six of us become brothers at the foot of this Six Finger Mountain, how about the four good men? ”
"Xianggong, you don't have six sons, although I am very good at martial arts, but I am a woman, and I am still your wife, how can I be a brother with you?" Sun Xiaosheng said to Mei Zheren.
"Madam, you don't understand this. The heroes of Liangshan are also sworn brothers, and there are three women in them, Hu Sanniang and Wang Ying are husband and wife, Gu sister-in-law and Sun Xin are husband and wife, and Sun Erniang and Zhang Qing are husband and wife. It's normal for you to bow to us. Mei Zheren said.
"Mistress Mei is right." Wang Chao said.
"I can't ask for it to be able to worship Lord Mei and the princess." Zhao said slightly.
"The second brother and the third brother are right." Ma Khan said.
Mei Zheren came to Sun Xiaosheng's side and whispered: "If it is Wuzhi Mountain here, it is just right for the five of us to worship." But this is Liuzhi Mountain, and if you don't add you, there are not enough people for six people. ”
Sun Xiaosheng whispered to Mei Zheren: "It turned out that you were looking for me to make up the numbers, you said it earlier." Then he said loudly to the four monsters, "You are all so righteous and awe-inspiring, little girl, I am also honored to be a brother with a different surname with you." ”
Zhang Deaf stood next to him and didn't hear what was going on, others didn't let him speak, and he didn't take the initiative to ask questions. But seeing that the five people in front of him were all elated and their eyebrows were dancing, Zhang Deaf couldn't hold it back, so he said:
"Which of you tells me what happened?"
Zhao Yu said loudly to Zhang Deaf what had just happened. Zhang Deaf said solemnly: "I haven't been a big brother for many years. ”
"Why is this sentence so familiar?" Mei Zheren said.
"Big brother, you said it wrong, it's the lyrics." Zhao Yu said loudly to Zhang Deaf.
"Wrong." Wang Chao and Ma Khan also said to Zhang Deaf.
Zhang Deaf realized that he had said something wrong, and said to Mei Zheren and Sun Xiaosheng with a smile: "I'm sorry, I said one more no, I have often listened to this song recently, and I said that it was mixed." ”
Wang Chao said loudly to Zhang Deaf: "Big brother, it's not my brother, I said you, your ears are not good, so don't listen to any songs." He lowered his voice and said to Mei Zheren and Sun Xiaosheng,
"The two of you don't know, some time ago, there was a singing artist passing by Liuzhi Mountain, and we invited him to live on the mountain for a few days.
The artist's voice is so good, and the best song is "I haven't been a big brother for many years". The eldest brother can't listen to it over and over again, so that the family can't finish singing.
A good tenor singer in the family, in the end, his voice was dumb. Other mountain kings robbed money, and we robbed our throats. This is going to spread to the rivers and lakes, and it will be a big shame. ”
"I'm going to say it again now, and delete what I just said. I have been a big brother for many years, and I always wanted to make a fortune with my brothers, but I didn't expect to get poorer and poorer. My eldest brother is incompetent, and now that Lord Mei and the princess are going to be brothers with us, I am willing to give up this eldest brother to Lord Mei. Zhang Deaf said.
"Brother Zhang Deaf didn't understand it wrong, let's not learn from Liangshan to rank and rank Song Jiang, who has the worst kung fu, in front. What we want to learn is the Taoyuan Three Knots, ranked by age, whoever is older is the eldest brother. Mei Zheren said to the other three monsters.
"I'll tell my eldest brother." Zhao said slightly.
Zhao Yu repeated Mei Zheren's words loudly to Zhang Cong, and Zhang Deaf realized that Mei Zheren did not want to replace him as a cottage brother.
The six of them then reported their respective ages, Zhang Deaf was twenty-nine years old, still the eldest brother, Mei Zheren was twenty-seven years old, the second brother, followed by Zhao Yu, Wang Chao, Ma Han and Sun Xiaosheng.
The six people rushed to the Six Fingers Mountain and bowed down to become brothers.
After worshipping, the four monsters took Mei Zheren and Sun Xiaosheng to the mountain, and asked the little minions to put on a banquet and greet them.
That night, Mei Zheren and Sun Xiaosheng lived in the cottage.
On the second day, the four monsters dismissed the little minions and set off with Mei Zheren and Sun Xiaosheng to Huaguoshan County.
Before leaving, the four monsters wanted to set fire to the cottage, and Mei Zheren said:
"It is very dangerous to set fire on the mountain, it may burn the entire Liuzhi Mountain, pollute the environment, and also hurt the animals in the mountain. We want to be good citizens who protect the environment. ”
"Xianggong, your consciousness is too high, I want to praise you, a hundred likes." Sun Xiaosheng said to Mei Zheren.
"So what should we do?" Wang Chao asked Mei Zheren.
"It's better to give these houses and their contents to the people in the vicinity, so that they can use them at will." Mei Zheren said.
"That's a good idea." Wang Chao said.
Zhao Yu told Zhang Deaf what Mei Zheren said, and Zhang Deaf also agreed.
The Meizhe people sent Ma Khan down the mountain to inform the nearby people that Zhang Deaf, Zhao Yu, Wang Chao and the little minions who had not left had demolished the house.
When Mahan returned, the six brothers set off immediately. When the people arrived, they took what they needed. When Ma Khan informed the people, he deliberately said that he was confused by the newly sealed seven-pin watermelon county order of the Son of Heaven to let them go and get things.
People are grateful for the good of Meizhe people, and there are a lot of "watermelon skins" in Aolaiguo.