The six members of the Meizhe people left Liuzhi Mountain and went to Huaguoshan County. Mei Zheren and Sun Xiaosheng rode in a carriage, Zhang Deaf, Zhao Bluff, and Wang Chao rode horses, and only Ma Khan walked.

Sun Xiaosheng once said that Ma Khan sweats a lot when he rides a horse, but like Dai Zong, he has a magic technique and can run faster than a horse.

Mei Zheren saw that Ma Khan was indeed walking like a fly, and he did not mean to be tired at all. But Ma Khan was not a horse after all, and the Meizhe people were still worried that Ma Khan would be tired, so they said to him:

"Ma Khan, I know you can't ride a horse, or go to the carriage and rest."

"You don't know, Master Mei, not only can't I ride a horse, but I can't also ride a carriage. Not only horse-drawn carriages, but also other cars. Ma Khan said.

"What is the reason for this?" Mei Zheren said.

"I get sick on horseback, motion sickness in a car, seasickness in a boat. Let me tell you this, I can't sit except walking. Others faint and vomit, and I sweat. Ma Khan said.

"What shall I say, Mahan, you are such a ...... Wizards of the Ages. Mei Zheren said.

"If this can be considered a wizard, then I am also a genius of the ages." Zhao Yu said to Mei Zheren.

"And me." Wang Chao said.

"And the eldest brother Zhang is deaf, he can't hear, I'll say it for him." Zhao said slightly.

"Who called me?" Zhang Deaf turned his head to look at everyone and said.

Zhao Yu rode to Zhang Deaf's side and said loudly:

"Big brother, no one called you."

"No, I obviously heard someone call Zhang Deaf." Zhang Deaf said.

"It's Lord Mei who just said that Ma Khan is a genius through the ages, and I said that I am also a genius, and so is my eldest brother Zhang Deaf." Zhao said slightly.

"I'll just say I heard it." Zhang Deaf said.

"I've seen the strangeness of Ma Khan, Zhao Qiao, Wang Chao, and Brother Zhang Deaf, where are you all strange?" Mei Zheren said to the four monsters.

"yes, let's hear it. In the past, I only knew that Ma Khan would sweat when riding a horse, but today I know what he was sitting on. It's so unusual. Sun Xiaosheng also said.

Zhang Deaf didn't understand very well, so Zhao Yu said it to him again. Zhang Deaf smiled and said to Mei Zheren and Sun Xiaosheng:

"Do you know why I became deaf?"

Mei Zheren said: "I don't know." ”

After speaking, he remembered that Zhang Deaf couldn't hear, so he shook his head again, saying that he didn't know.

Sun Xiaosheng said loudly to Zhang Deaf: "Brother Zhang Deaf, just say it." I'm waiting to hear the story, I haven't heard such an interesting story since I walked the kindergarten. ”

"Ma'am, you still went to kindergarten?" Mei Zheren said to Sun Xiaosheng.

"Xianggong, you can't be infected by Brother Zhang Deaf, why are your ears not good? I'm talking about a walking kindergarten, not a kindergarten. Sun Xiaosheng said.

"Walking the garden? I've never heard of a place like this. Mei Zheren said.

"I grew up in the Dousheng Buddha Nunnery, and I have a garden outside. Master often took me there for a walk, and that garden was called the Walker Garden. Sun Xiaosheng said.

"Such a walking garden, the double master is really talented." Mei Zheren said.

"Lady Mei, princess, what do you say? I've been thinking about this for a long time. Zhang Deaf said to Mei Zheren and Sun Xiaosheng.

Sun Xiaosheng said to Mei Zheren: "It's all your fault, it's all nonsense." He said loudly to Zhang Deaf: "Brother Zhang Deaf, tell a story." ”

Zhang Deaf said to Mei Zheren and Sun Xiaosheng: "Actually, I was not deaf when I was a child. I'm not a liar, all three brothers can testify to me, I had good ears when I was a child. ”

"We can all testify." Zhao Yu, Wang Chao, and Ma Han all said.

"Why did you become deaf, it all started eighteen years ago. At that time, I herded sheep for the landlord's family.

One day, I took my sheep to the mountains to graze and felt bored. So I shouted to the people who planted the land under the mountain, "The wolf is coming, the wolf is coming." And they all came running to save me. Zhang Deaf said:

Sun Xiaosheng said to Mei Zheren: "Why is the story of Brother Zhang Deaf so familiar. ”

"Let's listen down and see how it turns out." Mei Zheren said.

Zhang Deaf didn't hear Mei Zheren and Sun Xiaosheng's words, and continued:

"When the farmer came to the mountain, he saw that there was no wolf, so he went back to farming. I found this game to be a lot of fun.

The next day, when I was herding the sheep, I lied to them again that the wolves were coming, and the farmer had been fooled again.

On the third day, I lied to them again that the wolf was coming. As a result, no one came.

Just when I felt bored, a lion came. What's even stranger is that the lion can also talk. ”

"It's not a wolf, it's a lion, and it's a strange thing to talk." Mei Zheren said to Sun Xiaosheng.

"What's so strange about that? Have you forgotten that the Buddha is a monkey and the messenger of the Pure Altar is a pig? They will also talk. Sun Xiaosheng said.

"I forgot about them." Mei Zheren said.

"Don't interrupt, I'm still listening to stories." Sun Xiaosheng said.

Seeing that Mei Zheren and Sun Xiaosheng were no longer talking, Zhang Deaf continued: "You must be curious to know what the lion said, right? ”

Mei Zheren and Sun Xiaosheng nodded. Zhang Deaf said:

"And the lion said unto me, Is the wolf of which you speak? I said, "It's me, I'm playing tricks on the people who farm under the mountain."

Then the lion said, "It is not good for a child to learn something, but he wants to deceive others." But you're loud enough that I can hear you from across the mountains.

I said, "Brother Lion, I called the wolf, but I didn't say the lion came."

The lion said, "Yes, the wolf wanted to come here, and I ate it halfway, and now it is in my belly."

I thought the lion was going to eat me, so I said, "Brother Lion, you're not going to eat me, are you?"

Unexpectedly, the lion said: I am not here to eat you, I have eaten the wolf, and my stomach is full.

Then I was reassured, and said to the lion, "Then why have you come to me?"

The lion said, "I'll teach you the lion's roar." Across several mountains, you can hear you shouting that the wolf is coming, such a good voice, if you don't practice the lion's roar skill, it's all bad. I'll give you two choices, either I'll eat you, or you'll practice lion's roar with me.

Of course, I chose to practice the lion roar skill. ”

Sun Xiaosheng gestured to Zhang Deaf and said loudly: "Brother Zhang Deaf, it turns out that your lion roar skill is practiced like this." So how do you get deaf in your ears? ”

Zhang Deaf finally understood, and continued: "You can listen to me again." I practiced the lion roar with the lion, and after many days of practice, I finally practiced it.

When the lion left, looking at its distant back, I couldn't bear it, so I used the lion's roar to shout and take care.

I forgot that when I usually practiced the lion's roar, the lion and I both covered our ears and barked, but my voice was deafening even when I was wearing the lion's ears. ”

"Brother Zhang Deaf, it turns out that your ears are deaf by yourself, who would have thought of this!" Mei Zheren said.

"What did you say, Master Mei? I can't hear you. Zhang Deaf said to Mei Zheren.

Sun Xiaosheng said loudly: "He said that you are a genius of the ages. ”

"Thanks for the compliment! Since then, I have never dared to lie again. Because lying will bring the beast of prey, I have become deaf, and I don't want to be dumb again. Zhang Deaf said.

After listening to Zhang Deaf's story, Mei Zheren also became interested in the experiences of Zhao Yu and Wang Chao. Sun Xiaosheng was even more curious, and without waiting for Mei Zheren to speak, she asked Zhao Yu:

"Brother Zhao Bluff, tell me your story again. Let's also listen to how you have cultivated this ancient curiosity. ”

Zhao Yu faced Mei Zheren and Sun Xiaosheng and said: "After listening, you will know, we are six fingers and four monsters, and the most talented person is me."

I was only five years old, no, six, seven, eight...... Hi, it doesn't matter how old you are.

During the Chinese New Year, a New Year beast came to the village, destroyed the house, and ate people. At home, I heard others shouting that the New Year Beast was coming, and I thought it was the rice cake seller, so I ran out to see it. ”

"Brother Zhao Bluff, the young beast listens to the adult cake, you won't also be deafened by Brother Zhang's lion roar, right?" Sun Xiaosheng said to Zhao Yu.

"Who called me?" Zhang Deaf said.

Zhao Yu said loudly to Zhang Deaf: "Big brother, no one called you, I'm talking about my legendary experience." He also said to Mei Zheren and Sun Xiaosheng,

"At that time, he didn't know how to roar a lion. I walked outside and happened to see the Year Beast. I looked at the year beast, and the year beast also looked at me, I thought the year beast was going to eat me, but I didn't expect that the year beast said 'It's too scary, it's scared to death the baby.' Turn around and run. You say, 'Am I so ugly?' ”

"You have." Sun Xiaosheng said.

"She's saying you're so talented." Mei Zheren added.

"I'll just say I'm the most talented. Later, one day, I went to catch fish in the river and saw a big catfish. I grabbed its tail, and the catfish swam forward as hard as I could. And guess what? Zhao said slightly.

"What's wrong?" Mei Zheren said.

"I learned to swim with the catfish." Zhao said slightly.

"Brother Zhao Yu, you are too talented. I now know that I can learn to swim with catfish. Sun Xiaosheng said.

"Zhao is really a genius through the ages." Mei Zheren said.

"Brother Wang Chao, what story do you have, tell it quickly, let me be happy." Sun Xiaosheng said to Wang Chao.

"Madam, they are telling stories, not jokes, how can they say that they are happy? Misnomer! Mei Zheren said.

"It's wrong, it's a pleasure." Sun Xiaosheng said.

Mei Zheren said to Sun Xiaosheng: "Count me if I didn't say it, count me if I didn't say it." Then he said to Wang Chao, "Wang Chao, tell me about you." ”

"Do you see my hair?" Wang Chao said to Mei Zheren and Sun Xiaosheng.

"See, avant-garde bird's nest head." Sun Xiaosheng said.

"Madam, speak a little horizontally, it's not a bird's nest, it's a bird's nest." Mei Zheren said to Sun Xiaosheng.

"Yes, it's a bird's nest, otherwise Brother Wangchao will have to change its name to Wang's nest." Sun Xiaosheng said.

"Count me didn't say it, count me didn't say it." Mei Zheren said.

Sun Xiaosheng said to Mei Zheren: "Xianggong, you don't count when you talk so much, and you are too unsix." Then he said to Wang Chao, "Brother Wang Chao, keep talking, keep talking." ”

"I didn't have this hairstyle, when I was a child, I had straight black hair, if you don't believe it, you can ask Zhao Yu and Ma Khan." Wang Chao said.

"I can prove it." Ma Khan said.

"I can also attest that his hair wasn't as good as it is now." Zhao said slightly.

"It's not as good as it is now, and that's straight hair." Wang Chao said.

"Wangchao, how did your hair become a bird's nest?" Mei Zheren said.

"That was when I was a kid. I grew up understanding animals, so I know where they are.

The four of us used to go to the woods to shoot birds with slingshots, and shoot them down to roast and eat. There are fewer and fewer birds in the woods, and they hate me.

Then one day, when we went to hunt birds, a flock of birds flew towards us. Wang Chao said.

"Then you guys fight quickly." Sun Xiaosheng said.

"What's the fight, those birds are coming for revenge. The four of us ran separately, and all the birds came at me alone, pecking and scratching at my head, and my hair immediately turned into a bird's nest. Poor my hair, it never straightened again. Wang Chao said.

"I'm laughing to death, Brother Wang Chao, your hair was originally cut by a bird, or is it permanently styled." Sun Xiaosheng said with a smile.

"Really...... Wizards of the Ages. However, the experience of Wang's nest also tells us a truth: wild animals are friends of human beings, and we must love them. Mei Zheren said with emotion.