Mei Zheren, Sun Xiaosheng and other six people talked and laughed all the way, walked for more than an hour, and finally arrived at the Huaguo Mountain Scenic Area.

On the way, Mei Zheren told others to hide his identity, not to call him an adult, let alone Princess Sun Xiaosheng.

Mei Zheren did not wear official uniforms, and Sun Xiaosheng, Wang Chao, and Ma Khan also wore their usual clothes.

Although Mo Zhenming and Mo Zhenshi wore the clothes of the officials, one person's clothes were embroidered with the word "name", and the other person was embroidered with the word "shi", and no one had ever seen a government official wearing such clothes.

Coupled with Wang Chao's peculiar hairstyle, along the way, the six people attracted the attention of many passers-by.

When there are still a few hundred meters away from the gate of the scenic spot, the Meizhe people see countless buildings built at the foot of Huaguo Mountain and on the mountain, and the sound from the mountain can be faintly heard.

The six men walked more than a hundred meters forward, and one person came over. The man walked up to Mei Zheren and his party and said:

"Where are you from? It's almost noon, so why don't you eat first and then go up the mountain for sightseeing. ”

"Who are you, and how do you know that we are not from the Proud Country?" Mei Zheren said.

"I, I'm in charge of leading the way for the guests, my surname is Liu, my name is Liu Mang." The man said.

"What's your name, you're called a rogue?" Mo Zhenming said.

"It's not a hooligan, it's Liu Mang." Liu Mang said.

"Still a hooligan." Mo Zhenshi said.

"It's not that rascal, my surname is Liu, my name is Mang, and I am Mang. I was born with Mang, and my parents named me Mang. Liu Mang said.

"Mangzhong is born, then you should be called Liu Mangzhong." Wang Chao said to Liu Mang.

"No, if it's really called Liu Mang, his father will be a hooligan." Mei Zheren said to Wang Chao with a smile.

"There's got to be a hooligan anyway." Ma Khan also said with a smile.

"It's terrible to be uneducated." Sun Xiaosheng said.

Mei Zheren turned his head to Sun Xiaosheng and said, "Madam, are you very educated?" ”

"Culture, of course I don't have much, but you have it, your things are mine, and if you have culture, I have culture." Sun Xiaosheng said.

The Baume & Mercier brothers gave Sun Xiaosheng a thumbs up and said, "The logic is too strong!" ”

Mei Zheren said to the celebrity brothers: "You two boys, you will bully me for being short." He said to Liu Mang, "How do you know that we are not from the proud country?" ”

Liu Mang said to Mei Zheren: "This is too simple. Look at the people who come to Huaguo Mountain, there are people from all countries. He looked at Wang Chao and Sun Xiaosheng and said,

"These two, one with his hair curled like a bird's nest, and the other with such a red face, look like foreigners."

Then he looked at the other four people, "How many of you, you look like Aolai people, but you are not of mixed race." ”

"Am I not like a Proud Countryman?" Sun Xiaosheng was a little unhappy.

Mei Zheren glanced at Sun Xiaosheng and said:

"Madam, we are not proud of our country."

He said to Liu Mang, "You're right, we are indeed not from Aolai, so guess what we do?" ”

"I guess you're from the government." Liu Mang said.

Mei Zheren just wanted to speak, but Sun Xiaosheng preemptively said:

"That's right, we're from the government."

Mei Zheren was so angry, but there was no way, so he had to say:

"How did you know we were from the government?"

Liu Mang pointed to the famous brothers and said:

"It's easy. The clothes worn by these two are very similar to the clothes of our Proud Coming Officials, but there are no words on the clothes of our Proud Coming Officials, and there are more famous monks on your clothes. ”

"Then guess why we have these two words embroidered on our clothes?" Mo Zhenming said.

"Where can I guess? Besides, I don't even know which country you are, how can I guess? Liu Mang said.

"Let's be honest, we're from the country of Guahha." Mei Zheren said.

"What country?" Liu Mang said.

"The country of Guahaha." Mei Zheren said.

Wang Chao, Ma Khan, and the Celebrity Brothers couldn't help laughing. Sun Xiaosheng couldn't hold back, so he followed Mei Zheren and said:

"That's right, we're from the country of Guahha."

"I've never heard of such a country." Liu Mang said.

"You haven't heard of it, if you knew everything, you wouldn't be here." Wang Chao said.

"What do the words on those two officials mean?" Liu Mang said.

"This is a state secret of our country of Guahha and cannot be divulged." Mo Zhenming said.

"If you know this secret, be careful that our Guaha Haha country sends Ouchi masters to find you to kill people. Do you still want to know? Mo Zhenshi said.

"I don't want to know, don't tell. Without further ado, let's go with me to the store to rest and eat, and the horses should be fed. With that, Liu Mang led Mei Zheren's horse forward.

Ma Khan stood beside the horses of the Mei Zheren, and he quickly came to the horses and said to Liu Mang:

"Wait a minute, have we agreed to eat at your restaurant? Besides, it's not time for lunch yet. ”

"Ma Khan, it's okay for us to go eat first. Think about it, what are we here for, how can we not eat? The Meeze said to Ma Khan.

"It's still right away, this uncle speaks openly. After eating first, and then going up the mountain to visit, you will have strength. Besides, if you really want to go up the mountain now, where are you going to put the horses? We have a place there dedicated to watching horses. Liu Mang said.

"Alright, you lead the way." Mei Zheren said to Liu Mang.

The six people of Mei Zhe followed Liu Mang forward, and Ma Khan walked and walked, and he arrived with Liu Mang. Liu Mang asked Ma Khan:

"This master, the six of you, everyone else rides horses, why are you walking alone?"

"I practice long-distance running, and in the future, I will participate in the Olympics and win the marathon, can't I?" Ma Khan said.

"Okay, great, I wish you success." Liu Mang said.

Liu Mang took Mei Zheren and others to the Dasheng Qitian Restaurant at the foot of the mountain. The people first tied up their horses, and then entered the restaurant.

There were not many people in the restaurant, so Liu Mang brought Mei Zheren and his party to the restaurant and said to the shopkeeper of the restaurant:

"Shopkeeper, these six distinguished guests from Guahha Country are going to eat here with us and entertain them well."

The shopkeeper said to Liu Mang: "Okay, you go and get busy." And he said to Mei Zheren and others,

"You are from the country of Guahha, forgive me for being lonely, may I ask which direction is this country of Guahha and how far away is it?"

"The country of Guahaha is to the east." Mei Zheren said.

At the same time, Sun Xiaosheng also replied, but said: "In the south." ”

"Is it in the east, or in the south?" The shopkeeper said.

"To be exact, in the southeast. Our country of Guahha is 36,000 miles away from here, because the watermelons grown are the most delicious, hence the name of Guahha country.

This time, we are specifically looking at Huaguo Mountain. Mei Zheren said.

"So you're from such a distant place, so I'm relieved." The shopkeeper said.

"Rest assured, what does this mean?" Mei Zheren said.

The shopkeeper said to Mei Zheren: "I mean, you are all distinguished guests from afar, in our store, just rest assured." Then he said to the two fellows in the shop,

The six-eared macaque took these distinguished guests to the private room on the second floor to eat. Big horse monkey, go feed the horses. ”

"Shopkeeper, this is really interesting, why do all the guys in your store take the name of the monkey?" Sun Xiaosheng said.

"It's not Huaguo Mountain here, there are many Huaguo Mountain, there are many monkeys. The guys in the store also use monkey as their stage name. The shopkeeper said.

The six-eared macaque took Mei Zheren and his party to the private room on the second floor. On the way, Mo Zhenming said to the six-eared macaque:

"Six-eared macaque, you haven't done anything bad recently by pretending to be a fighting Buddha, have you?"

"Be careful to fight the Buddha and come back, and beat you to death with a stick." Mo Zhenshi also said.

"My name is a six-eared macaque, and it's not really a six-eared macaque, if I have the ability to be a six-eared macaque, what are I doing as a shopkeeper?" The six-eared macaque said.

"And what do you want to do?" Wang Chao said.

"I've become a fool and become a king." The six-eared macaque said.

"That's a big rebellion." Mei Zheren said.

"I know everything, you are from Guahha country, tens of thousands of miles away from here, it doesn't matter if you hear it." The six-eared macaque said.

So saying, they came to the private room. Sun Xiaosheng said to the six-eared macaque:

"Little monkey, what specialties do you have in this store?"

"I'm not a little monkey, I'm a six-eared macaque." The six-eared macaque said.

"It's all the same, it's all the same. Let's talk about what you have in store. Sun Xiaosheng said.

"The best dish in our store is monkey head." The six-eared macaque said.

"Lion's mane mushroom, who hasn't eaten it, change it. When we were in the mountains, we ate mushrooms every day. Ma Khan said.

"It's not a lion's mane, it's a monkey's head." The six-eared macaque said.

"What a monkey head? Could it be that your six-eared macaque can't make the head? Wang Chao said.

"Certainly not my head. I'm talking about monkey heads, monkeys that are jumping around and eating their heads. The six-eared macaque said.

"Good fellow, eat a real monkey's head." Sun Xiaosheng said.

"Is that the monkey on Huaguo Mountain?" Mei Zheren also said.

"That's right, there are a lot of monkeys on this Huaguo Mountain, and you can't catch them all, so you can eat as much as you want." The six-eared macaque said.

"We haven't eaten monkey head, tell me, how to eat it." Mei Zheren said.

"First of all, you have to eat monkey head alive and fresh." The six-eared macaque said.

"Live monkeys, how to eat?" Wang Chao said.

"Tie up the monkey and put it here. I slammed my hammer on the monkey's head and made a big hole. Then pour hot oil over it, and eat it with a spoon. It's a big supplement. The six-eared macaque said.

As soon as the six-eared macaque finished speaking, Sun Xiaosheng jumped up and said:

"You are not allowed to kill cute little monkeys."

"Oh my God, your shop is too dark, and when our brothers were the kings of the mountains, they weren't so ruthless.

Not to mention eating monkey heads, just listening to you, I have goosebumps. Ma Khan also said.

"When the king of the mountain? Could it be that you are robbers in the mountains? The six-eared macaque said.

"Truth be told, we used to be in the mountains, but then we were recruited. Shuibo Liangshan, you know, aren't they recruited? Mei Zheren said.

"Yes, yes, Shuibo Liangshan is Zhao'an. This monkey head, do you eat it or not? The six-eared macaque said.

"Eat." Sun Xiaosheng said.

"Okay." The six-eared macaque said.

"Eat your head. We don't eat monkey heads, but if we do, we will eat the head of yours, a six-eared macaque.

Also, let me release as many monkeys as you caught. Whoever dares to smash the monkey's head, I will first punch a big hole in someone's head. Sun Xiaosheng said.

Mei Zheren stopped Sun Xiaosheng and said:

"Madame, this is different from the customs of my Guahha country. We don't eat monkeys. ”

Then he said to the six-eared macaque, "You can give me a few home-cooked dishes." ”

"Don't put on the lion's mane mushroom." Wang Chao said.

"Those with the word monkey, no, it's a dish with this sound, don't put it on." Ma Khan said.

"We don't want any wine, and we'll go up the mountain in a while." Mei Zheren said.