Mei Zheren said to Mo Zhenming and Mo Zhenshi again:

"Yi Jinlai developed Huaguo Mountain, which not only promoted employment, but also increased tax revenue, which is a good thing, why did it make the people dissatisfied?"

"Development investment would have been a good thing. However, Yi Jinlai engaged in bundled consumption and deceptive consumption, which ruined the reputation of Huaguoshan. Moreover, garbage is littered everywhere, sewage is discharged at will, and the people are very dissatisfied. Mo Zhenming said.

"But that's not all. Yi Jinlai is also indiscriminately cutting down trees in the mountains. Now it's not just the common people who are dissatisfied, but even the monkeys. I heard that Yi Jinlai also catches monkeys and sells them.

If the Buddha comes back, he will definitely say: Whose private child is this so blind, and the scourge of my Huaguo Mountain is like this (it, pronounced Lia in Shandong dialect)! Mo Zhenshi said.

"Fighting to defeat the Buddha is from Shandong, isn't it?" Zhuge said to Mo Zhenshi.

"I just thought, fighting to defeat the Buddha and turning a somersault is 108,000 miles, I've been everywhere, and I've lived for so many years, I must be able to speak any dialect. He is an old man who can speak Shandong, which is normal. Mainly, speaking Shandong dialect relieves anger. Mo Zhenshi said.

"According to what you say, it is definitely appropriate to fight over the Buddha and say cross talk." Mei Zheren said.

"Yes, I know any dialect, and I must be a big name in cross talk. It's okay to perform Shandong Kuaishu, Henan pendant, Hebei Bangzi or something. Maybe he can also speak foreign languages of various countries, and he doesn't need dubbing to play foreigners. Mo Zhenming said.

"Mo Zhenming, Mo Zhenshi, I can see it, fighting to defeat the Buddha and saying that cross talk is not good, I don't know. However, it is definitely appropriate for you brothers to talk about cross talk. Mei Zheren said to Mo Zhenming and Mo Zhenshi.

"Thank you, Lord for complimenting." Mo Zhenming and Mo Zhenshi said in unison.

"You brothers are so shameless and shameless, and they are really the material for being actors. Alright, stop. You go and call Zhang Deaf, Zhao Qiao, them and their wives over, order all the people, send troops to Huaguo Mountain, and go to find out. Mei Zheren said.

"Order." Mo Zhenming and Mo Zhenshi said in unison.

The celebrity brothers walked out of the house, and Zhuge secretly said to Mei Zheren:

"These brothers can't be sick, can they?"

"Not only are they sick, but eighty percent of readers think that all of us are sick." Mei Zheren said.

"No, I think, it should be that others laugh at me for being too crazy, and I laugh at others who can't see through it." Zhuge said secretly.

"Eh, Master Zhuge , this sentence is well said and has a future." Mei Zheren said.

While he was talking, the Four Monsters of Liuzhi Mountain, the Famous Brothers and Sun Xiaosheng all came to the house. As soon as Zhang Deaf entered the house, he said:

"Master Mei, who are you going to arrest today?"

"Don't arrest anyone." Mei Zheren said loudly.

"Eight people?" Zhang Deaf said.

Mei Zheren felt very helpless, so he said to Zhao Yu:

"Zhao Yu, you and Brother Zhang Deaf talk about it, we won't arrest people today, we will go to Huaguo Mountain."

Zhao Yu told Zhang Deaf what happened loudly. Zhang Deaf suddenly realized and said:

"It turned out that I wasn't arresting people, I was going up the mountain to catch monkeys."

"I'm going to catch the monkeys." Sun Xiaosheng said.

"I'm good at catching animals, I can understand animals. However, it is better not to catch wild animals, which are friends of humans. Wait until your hair becomes a bird's nest, and it's too late to regret it. Wang Chao said.

Mei Zheren said to everyone: "It's not about catching people, it's not about catching monkeys. He said to Zhao Yu alone,

"Zhao Yu, you talk to Brother Zhang Deaf, before I arrange today's affairs, let him stop talking. If this continues, we won't be able to go out the day after tomorrow. However, don't talk about the latter sentence. ”

Zhao Yu said loudly in Zhang Deaf's ear:

"Big brother, Master Mei told you to stop talking. If this continues, we won't be able to go out the day after tomorrow. ”

"I see, what Mei-sama means is to go out the day after tomorrow. I don't speak now. Zhang Deaf said.

"Zhao Yu, didn't I tell you not to say the latter sentence?" Mei Zheren asked Zhao Yu.

"My last sentence is, 'But don't say the latter one.'" Did I hear me right? I didn't say that. Zhao said slightly.

"I was wrong, I was wrong." Mei Zheren said helplessly.

Zhao Yuchong Mei Zheren gave a thumbs up and said:

"Dare to admit mistakes, Master Mei is really a good leader. I kudos to you. ”

The crowd burst into laughter.

After laughing, Mei Zheren said very seriously:

"Today we are going to Huaguoshan to investigate the illegal operation of Yi Jinlai, the destruction of the environment, and the resale of wild animals. Wang Chao, Ma Khan, Mo Zhenming, and Mo Zhenshi went with me, and the others stayed in the yamen to look after the house. ”

Sun Xiaosheng jumped out and said, "I'm going too." ”

"Madam, you better stay, we don't catch monkeys." Mei Zheren said.

"If I don't catch monkeys, I'm going too. If you don't let me go, fight with me. Sun Xiaosheng said.

"That's good." Mei Zheren said.

"Then let's fight, the weapon or the fist and the kick, you choose." Sun Xiaosheng said.

"What I'm saying is, you go to Huaguo Mountain with us, that's good, that's great." Mei Zheren said.

"In that case, what are you waiting for, let's go. I can't wait to catch the monkeys, no, the bad guys. Sun Xiaosheng said.

"Didn't you say you wouldn't arrest people today?" Zhang Deaf said suddenly.

"Big brother, Master Mei said, let you stop talking." Zhao Yu said loudly to Zhang Deaf.

"By the way, I forgot, I'm not just deaf now, I'm mute." Zhang Deaf said.

Mei Zheren walked up to Zhang Deaf and told him loudly:

"Brother Zhang Deaf, you can speak now. A few of us are going to Huaguo Mountain to investigate, and you, Zhao Yu, and Master Zhuge will stay in the yamen. ”

"Didn't you say you would go out the day after tomorrow?" Zhang Deaf said.

"Don't say anything superfluous, what's the problem, you can ask Zhao Yu and Master Zhuge later." Mei Zheren told Zhang Deaf loudly again.

After speaking, Mei Zheren, Sun Xiaosheng, Wang Chao, Ma Han, Mo Zhenming, and Mo Zhenshi walked outside the house. Ma Khan walked, and the others rode horses, heading towards Huaguo Mountain.

Walking on the road, Mei Zheren suddenly remembered a question, so he asked the Baume & Mercier brothers:

"Mo Zhenming, Mo Zhenshi, how are you two doing in kung fu?"

"Are you asking about the skill of making tea or the skill of raising flowers?" Mo Zhenming said.

"I'm asking about your fighting." Mei Zheren said.

"My lord, our brothers are both good young men who have five stresses and four beauties, and they have been good students since they were children, and they never do anything to fight." Mo Zhenshi said.

"So, you don't know any martial arts at all?" Mei Zheren said.

"We can't say we can't do it at all, we can kill a chicken, slaughter a fish, or whatever. Let's talk about beating people, if you are like you, we may win. Mo Zhenming said.

"I know what you're capable of. Eh, no, when you were in the yamen just now, the two of you also said that the two of you know less than ten words combined.

Now you say that you have been good students since childhood, isn't that inconsistent? Do you both think that my IQ is as short as my height? Mei Zheren said.

"Xianggong, you are so smart, your IQ and height are just as short." Sun Xiaosheng said to Mei Zheren with a smile.

"Madame, where the hell are you?" Mei Zheren said to Sun Xiaosheng.

"I don't know where I am, sometimes this and sometimes that." Sun Xiaosheng said.

"Madam, I understand, you are not a rescuer invited by a monkey, you are a monkey yourself, jump over and over. Jump wherever it's lively. Mei Zheren said.

"Xianggong, I really didn't expect that you would become so smart after only a few days of our marriage. Wait a minute, I see that you seem to have grown a little taller, too. Sun Xiaosheng said.

"Thank you, Madame, for cultivating." Mei Zheren said.

The Baume & Mercier brothers couldn't help but laugh. Seeing that Wang Chao and Ma Khan were not smiling, Mo Zhenming asked:

"Wang Chao, Ma Khan, why don't you laugh?"

"Two brothers, your laughter is too high, right?" Mo Zhenshi also said.

"It's not that our laughter is high, it's that we're used to it for a long time." Wang Chao said.

"It's no wonder." Ma Khan also said.

"I see." Mo Zhenming said.

"Understood." Mo Zhenshi also said.

"Mo Zhenming, Mo Zhenshi, this distraction just now almost forgot about the two of you. The two of you are saying inconsistencies, do you doubt my IQ? Mei Zheren said to the Celebrity Brothers.

"Lord Hui, you are the top student in the new department, how dare we doubt your IQ!" Mo Zhenming said.

"Yes, Master Mei, your IQ, divided into a thousand parts, is also higher than the combined IQ of our brothers." Mo Zhenshi also said.

"You have finally told the truth, and it seems that the eyes of the masses are still bright." Mei Zheren said and looked at Sun Xiaosheng.

"When we were young, we wanted to study hard, and my husband said that we were both very smart. However, our family was so poor that we only went to school for a little more than a year, and then we stopped going to school. Mo Zhenming said.

"Hey, it's all tears. Who hasn't had a miserable childhood! Mo Zhenshi said.

"Otherwise, no matter how poor you are, you can't be poor in education. The two of you are the best proof of this, but it's okay, now the two of you are Baume & Mercier. Mei Zheren said.

"Thank you, Lord for clothes." Mo Zhenming said.

"Thank you, sir." Mo Zhenshi also said.

After a while, Mei Zheren felt that something was wrong, and said to the Baume and Mercier brothers:

"Mo Zhenming, Mo Zhenshi, you two still lied to me."

"Nope." Mo Zhenming said.

"Not really." Mo Zhenshi said.

"Still say no? Since you two studied very well when you were young, even if you only went to school for more than a year, you shouldn't even be able to recognize ten words? Or two people combined! Mei Zheren said.

Mo Zhenming said to Mei Zheren: "My lord is too discerning. The villain's admiration for the adult, just like what is written in that poem, asks how much love you can have," and said to Mo Zhenming, "What is next?" ”

"Even if it's a river of spring water, you can't come nonsense." Mo Zhenshi said.

"I really didn't expect the two of you to write such good poems." Sun Xiaosheng said to the Baume & Mercier brothers.

"Thank you, princess, for the compliment." Mo Zhenming said.

"The princess is in love." Mo Zhenshi said.

"Alright, let's be honest." Mei Zheren said to the Baume & Mercier brothers.

"Back to my lord, we lied to you. My brother and I know a lot of words. Mo Zhenming said.

"We haven't counted how many." Mo Zhenshi said.

"Then why lie to me that you know less than ten words combined?" Mei Zheren said.

"Sir, don't you ask each of us to write a thousand-word check?" Mo Zhenming said.

"We knew we were wrong." Mo Zhenshi said.

"It's good to know it's wrong. You don't have to write the word "name" or "taxi" anymore. Mei Zheren said.

"Thank you, sir." The Baume & Mercier brothers said in unison.

"After returning to the Yamen, I will find a copy of Lao Tzu's "Tao Te Ching" for you, a total of more than 5,000 words, and everyone will copy a copy. If you don't know how to speak, I'll ask Master Zhuge to teach you. Mei Zheren said.

The Baume & Mercier brothers wilted at once. Wang Chao, Ma Khan, and Sun Xiaosheng laughed.