Mei Zheren and Sun Xiaosheng's carriage had sunk into the sea, and the two had to ride the same horse.

Sun Xiaosheng said to Zhang Deaf and the others: "Brothers, let's go to the county government and arrest the fake Mei Zheren and Sun Xiaosheng." ”

"Catch the fake county order and two people, and then interrogate them." Zhao said slightly.

"I think, you don't need to fight, you can scare them down as soon as you stand in front of the fake county order." Wang Chao said to Zhao Yu.

"Where is Jia Ling? I like her show the most. Zhang Deaf suddenly spoke.

Everyone didn't want to laugh, but they couldn't help it, and they laughed anyway. Zhang Deaf said again:

"Tell me, where is Jia Ling?"

Zhao Yu said loudly to Zhang Deaf: "Big brother, we are not talking about Jia Ling, it is a fake county order, and it is the person who pretended to be Lord Mei." ”

"So that's the case, I'm so happy in vain, I thought I was going to see Jia Ling." Zhang Deaf said.

The six laughed, and Mei Zheren said:

"In my opinion, we don't have to be in such a hurry to go to the county government to arrest people. We don't know exactly where those two people came from.

The fake Mei Zheren has been in office at the county government for several days, so we might as well ask around the streets to see what the people think of him.

If they are corrupt and corrupt scoundrels, or are in league with our assassins, we will arrest them.

If they are kind to others, love the people, and have nothing to do with the people who want to kill me and my wife, they pretend to be our husband and wife, and there must be a reason.

What's more, we have been tossing for so long, and it is noon. It's time for us to rest and find a place to eat. ”

"Mistress Mei is right, it's time to eat. This morning, back and forth, I was tired enough. Zhao said slightly.

"Then after eating, let's go to the county government again, and let those two impostors live a little longer." Sun Xiaosheng said.

The six men had taken matters into account, and rode out into the streets. It was the first time for Mei Zheren to come here, and he found that the shops on the street were bustling with business, and the pedestrians were also talking and laughing, which seemed to be a peaceful scene.

They went to eat in a relatively large restaurant. As soon as he walked into the store, the shopkeeper greeted him and said:

"You haven't been here for a few days, how many are there?"

"It's a day since I came, and I haven't been here since I was born." Zhao Yu said to the shopkeeper.

"Oh my God, this guest, you're really—" The shopkeeper couldn't think of the right words for a while.

"Is it ugly, or is it scary?" Zhao said slightly.

"No, it's really mighty, like a god descending from heaven." The shopkeeper said.

"I can speak, that's right, I'm a god." Zhao said slightly.

"Let me prove that the third brother is a god descending from heaven." Wang Chao said to the shopkeeper.

"I'll just say it, we have witnesses." Zhao said slightly.

"It's the ground where your face hits first when you come down." Wang Chao said.

"I can prove it too." Ma Khan also said.

"I knew you two were holding back the bad." Zhao Yu said to Wang Chao to Ma Khan.

"It doesn't matter if your feet hit the ground first, or your face hit the ground first, Brother Zhao Yu, after all, you are still a god." Sun Xiaosheng said to Zhao Yu with a smile.

"Yes, the gods descended to earth." Mei Zheren said.

"Going to eat? Let's go! Zhang Deaf said.

The crowd burst into laughter. Zhang Deaf didn't know why, so he asked again:

"Am I wrong again? No, you just said that you had dinner several times, but I heard it clearly. ”

"Brother Zhang Deaf, you're right, it's time to eat." Sun Xiaosheng told Zhang Deaf loudly.

"Then why are you laughing?" Zhang Deaf asked puzzled.

"We're laughing at Zhao Bluffing." Mei Zheren went to Zhang Deaf's side and said loudly.

"I see." Zhang Deaf said.

When the shopkeeper saw that the six people had finished speaking, he asked them:

"Are you six people coming together? Do you have any other friends coming? ”

"No, there are six of us. Little Er, you find us a quiet single room. Mei Zheren said.

"Okay." Xiao Er said.

The shopkeeper took Mei Zheren and others to a single room by the window on the second floor. Mei Zheren said to the shopkeeper:

"If you have any good wine and food in the store, just serve it."

"When I looked at it, everyone was on the scene, and sure enough. The wine and food in our store also have No. 1 in our Huaguoshan Island, so let's take care of it. The shopkeeper said.

The shopkeeper shouted at the counter downstairs: "Upstairs private room, six masters, good wine and good food come up." ”

After speaking, the shopkeeper returned to the private room to wait, adding tea and pouring water for Mei Zheren and others. Mei Zheren asked the shopkeeper:

"Little Er, let me ask you about something."

"Just say that there is nothing I don't know about this Huaguoshan Island." The shopkeeper said.

"Xiao Er, are you really so amazing, you can't be bragging, right?" Zhao Yu said to the shopkeeper.

"Can I brag to you? I'm not very old, but I was born and raised here.

Let me put it this way, I have slept on every big rock on this island, and I have urinated on every big tree. The shopkeeper said.

"That's a good point, and the last sentence was gone." Wang Chao said to the shopkeeper.

"I'm sorry guys, I'm sorry." The shopkeeper said.

"No way. Xiao Er, let me ask you, a few days ago, did a new county order come to the county office? Mei Zheren asked the shopkeeper.

"Did the county magistrate bring a lady?" Sun Xiaosheng also said.

"This matter is true, the county government has a new county magistrate, and he also brought his wife." The shopkeeper said.

"Do you know, what is the surname of the new county magistrate?" Mei Zheren asked the shop Xiaoer.

"And what's his wife's last name?" Sun Xiaosheng also asked the shopkeeper.

"That's what you're asking, it's too simple. Who of us who doesn't know that the new county magistrate is the champion of the new section, surnamed Mei, and the Son of Heaven personally sealed the seven-grade watermelon county order.

His wife is the godsister of the Son of Heaven, Princess Red Apple. However, I really don't know what the surname of the red apple princess is. The shopkeeper said.

"Xiao Er, do you know who this uncle and this lady are who just talked to you?" Zhao Yu said to the shopkeeper.

"Forgive me for being clumsy, I don't know." The shopkeeper said.

"They are the Seven-Pin Watermelon County Lingmei Champion and the Red Apple Princess." Ma Khan said.

"Don't tease me. The prefectural magistrate had never eaten with us, but I saw him when he was patrolling the streets. The county magistrate looks a little dark, but he is very approachable and has no official appearance at all. The shopkeeper said.

"Not to tease you, we are." Sun Xiaosheng said.

"Little Er, they are just teasing you, how can I be the county magistrate? You go and see if the dish is fried, I'm hungry. Mei Zheren said to the shopkeeper.

"I'm sorry guys, I'm going to take a look." The shopkeeper said.

The shopkeeper left the single room and went to the first floor. Sun Xiaosheng said to Mei Zheren:

"Xianggong, why don't you let us say that we are the real county commander and the county magistrate?"

"That little second is just a runner, and he knows a little lace news. You tell him that we are the real county magistrate and the county magistrate's wife, can he trust us, or can he administer justice? Mei Zheren said to Sun Xiaosheng.

"It doesn't seem like it works." Sun Xiaosheng said.

"Also, what if he is a spy specially arranged here by the fake county order? What if he was the killer who was going to kill us? What if he was sent by aliens to destroy Earth? Mei Zheren said again.

"Master Mei, there is some truth in what you said earlier, and it is too outrageous to say that aliens destroyed the earth later?" Zhao Yu said to Mei Zheren.

"He's just reading too much science fiction, and he always thinks there are aliens. There are no aliens in the world! Sun Xiaosheng said to Zhao Yu.

"Are there no aliens? Then let me ask you, where does Chang'e live? Mei Zheren said.

"It's too simple, who doesn't know, Chang'e is a Guanghan fairy who lives on the moon." Sun Xiaosheng said.

"And the Jade Rabbit." Wang Chao said.

"And Wu Gang." Ma Khan said.

"Let me ask you again, where does the Tuxing Sun who followed Jiang Ziya to destroy the Shang live?" Mei Zheren asked again.

"I know this, when Jiang Ziya was named a god, Tuxingsun was named Tufu Xingjun, so he naturally lived on Tufu Xingjun." Zhao said slightly.

"Isn't this the end, Chang'e, Wu Gang, and Tuxingsun live on an alien planet, they are all aliens, and the Jade Rabbit is an alien rabbit." Mei Zheren said.

"Really, I never thought of it!" Zhao said slightly.

"Makes sense." Wang Chao said.

"Master Mei is worthy of being a top talent, and her insights are really high." Ma Khan said.

"You listen to his nonsense, Chang'e is an alien, Nadou defeated the Buddha, the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother, the Taishang Laojun, etc., etc., these immortals also live in the sky, they are also aliens?" Sun Xiaosheng said.

"Madame's question is really good, to the point. That's right, the gods in the sky are all aliens. It's really better to listen to Mrs. than to read for ten years.

In this way, we are originally ruled by alien gods, and we don't need to worry about any aliens invading the earth. Mei Zheren said.

Zhang Deaf, who had not spoken, suddenly opened his mouth and said:

"Where's the pork knuckle?"

"Big brother, no one said pork knuckle." Zhao Yu said loudly to Zhang Deaf.

"No, I just heard that. No, now it smells again. Zhang Deaf said.

As soon as Zhang Deaf finished speaking, the shopkeeper came up with a plate of sauce elbows, and shouted in his mouth:

"Here comes the sauce elbow."

"Big brother, your ears are okay, we didn't hear it, you heard it alone." Wang Chao said loudly to Zhang Deaf.

Zhang Deaf said to everyone: "I'll just say I heard it, you still don't believe it." He said to the shopkeeper again, "Did you just shout sauce elbow downstairs?" ”

"No, I didn't shout until I came up." The shopkeeper said.

"Xiao Er, what are you talking about, be louder, I can't hear it." Zhang Deaf said.

"Isn't your ear the best, sir?" The shopkeeper asked Zhang Deaf.

"What?" Zhang Deaf still couldn't hear clearly.

"Our eldest brother, the ears are sometimes good and sometimes not good. It was good just now, but now it's hard to do it. Mei Zheren said to the shopkeeper.

"Yes, yes, our eldest brother is so individual." Wang Chao also said.

"And the green onions, where are they, why didn't I see them?" Zhang Deaf said.

"Big brother, no one said green onions." Zhao Yu said to Zhang Deaf.

"No, there's green onions, I'll go down and get them. This man is really not an ordinary person, I can be regarded as having seen it. The shopkeeper said.

The shopkeeper went down to serve the dishes, and the six people started to eat pork knuckle.

After a while, the table was full of dishes. The four monsters of Liuzhi Mountain drink a lot of wine, and Mei Zheren and Sun Xiaosheng can also drink some.

The six of them had a big meal and left.