: I don't have six children Chapter 23 Fake County Order (4)
Leaving the restaurant, Mei Zheren asked the shopkeeper about the location of the county office, and then the six people rode horses or walked straight to the county office.
The six of them soon came to the gate of the county office. Zhao Yu said:
"We'll break in now, grab the fake county order, press them on the ground, and beat them up first.
"Without further ado, go in and arrest someone right away." Sun Xiaosheng said.
"I'll go too." Wang Chao also said.
Saying that, Sun Xiaosheng, Zhao Yu, and Wang Chao were about to break into the county office. The Meizhe people hurriedly stopped them and said:
"Wait, it's too reckless to go in like this."
"Master Mei, in your opinion, how are we going to get in?" Wang Chao asked Mei Zheren.
"You see, isn't there a Dengwen drum at the gate of the county government, and we will beat the drum to voice grievances just like the people who sue in lawsuits, and let the fake county order come to judge his own case." Mei Zheren said.
"That's a good idea, I'll play the drums." Zhao said slightly.
Zhao Yu walked to the Dengwen drum, picked up the drumstick and struck it. Just knocked a few times, Zhang Deaf walked over and said:
"You can't do it, I can't hear the sound of knocking, so let's knock on it instead."
Zhao Yu handed the drumstick to Zhang Deaf, and Zhang Deaf continued to beat the drum.
Zhang Deaf's strength is much greater than Zhao Bluff, plus he is deaf, no matter how loud the voice is, he doesn't think it's big. Therefore, the sound he knocked out can really be described as deafening.
Mei Zheren and the others were so shocked that they covered their ears. Zhang Deaf was knocking vigorously, and a servant came out and said:
"Who, who, beating the drum so loudly, are you here to complain, or are you here to beat the free drum kit!"
Zhang Deaf didn't hear what the official said at all, he beat the drum hard, and suddenly, with a plop, a big hole was knocked out of the drum. Zhang Deaf stopped beating the drum and said:
"This Dengwen drum, the quality is not good, the sound of the knock is so small, and it will break as soon as it is struck. This is a counterfeit product, and I have to report it to the consumer association. ”
After speaking, Zhang Deaf turned around and found a servant standing beside him. Zhang Deaf said to the officials:
"When did you stand here?"
"I was standing here just now, okay, you used too much force to beat the drums, and they all broke our drums." The official said.
"What do you say, can you say it louder?" Zhang Deaf said.
"Am I not loud enough? Are you deaf? The official said.
"How do you know my name is Zhang Deaf?" Zhang Deaf said.
Mei Zheren stepped forward and said to the officials:
"This errand officer, my eldest brother has bad ears and great strength, and he accidentally broke the drum. But don't worry, we'll pay for it. ”
"That's pretty much it. Are you going to file a lawsuit? The official said.
"Yes, yes. Dare to ask the errand officer, what do you call it? Mei Zheren said.
"I am a servant in the yamen, my surname is Mo, and my name is Mo's real name." The official said.
"It turned out to be Mo Zhutou, please pass on the message to the county magistrate, we have grievances to sue." Mei Zheren said.
"You're very good at talking, I'll go to the county magistrate to report." Mo Zhenming said.
Mo Zhenming went to the county office to report, and Mei Zheren and others were waiting outside. Sun Xiaosheng said to Mei Zheren:
"Xianggong, we are the real county commander and the county magistrate, why are you so polite to a servant?"
"Haven't you heard of it, reach out and don't hit the smiling man. Besides, we will all have to work here in the future, and although that official is only a subordinate, he is a local.
There were six of us, one of whom counted as one, and all of them were outsiders. There are only benefits to building relationships with local colleagues, not harm. Mei Zheren said.
"You're slippery." Sun Xiaosheng said.
"Eh, how can you call it a slippery head? It should be cunning. Wang Chao said to Sun Xiaosheng.
"Yes, the old treacherous and cunning, the cunning." Sun Xiaosheng said.
"Wang Chao, you are not kind, you are too unkind." Mei Zheren said to Wang Chao.
The crowd laughed.
After a while, the official came out just now and said to the six members of the Mei Zhe people:
"Which of the six of you is going to sue?"
"The six of us are in this together." Mei Zheren said.
"Then you can go in with me, the county magistrate will be here in a while." Mo Zhenming said.
The six of Mei Zheren followed the officials into the lobby. Before the county order came, the six people stood at the foot of the hall and waited.
After waiting for a while, a man in an official uniform and a servant walked in from behind. Seeing the fake county order, Mei Zheren was first shocked, and then saw the official behind him, and he was shocked again.
Sun Xiaosheng and the other five people next to Mei Zheren were also as surprised as Mei Zheren, but they were less surprised than Mei Zheren.
Sun Xiaosheng pointed to the new official and said to Mo Zhenming:
"You and him, how are you two exactly the same?"
"The two of you, which one is the Mo real name just now?" Zhao Yu also asked Mo his real name.
Before Mo Zhenming could speak, the fake county magistrate walked up to Mei Zheren and said:
"I'm looking forward to you."
"Pretending to be my county order, how can it be you?" Mei Zheren said.
Looking at the two identical officials, and looking at the true and false two county orders, Sun Xiaosheng became more and more confused the more he looked at it:
"Can anyone tell me what the hell is going on?"
"No, I'm dizzy." Ma Khan said.
Zhang Deaf didn't know what was going on, and thought that the fake county order was coming to murder Mei Zheren, so he walked up to the fake county order, grabbed him by the neck, and said:
"You're the bad guy pretending to be Lord Mei, should I knock out your teeth first, or do I knock your nose crooked first?"
Mei Zheren grabbed Zhang Deaf's arm and said loudly:
"Zhang Deaf stop, he is his own person."
Zhang Deaf let go of the fake county order and said to Mei Zheren:
"What, he's a bike?"
"He's not a bike, he's his own guy, he's my friend." Mei Zheren raised his voice to the highest level and said it again.
This time, Zhang Deaf heard clearly, and he said to the fake county order:
"I'm sorry."
Sun Xiaosheng grabbed Mei Zheren's ear and said:
"Tell me, what the hell is going on? I'm dying. ”