"Son, don't talk about me. Both of his grandfathers and sons are waiting at the door, so far, why don't you even recruit a son-in-law! ”

"Mother-in-law, you have to recruit yourself, I don't want a son-in-law."

"Which one wants a son-in-law? Zheng Nai's grandfather and son came to the door and taught me how to be good? ”

"We've called for the door today." The hat is bright, be a groom today; The sleeves are narrow, and I will be a coquettish guest today. "Good son-in-law, good son-in-law, the two of them will be grooms on the same day, it's not in vain, it's not in vain."

"Vultures, back on!"

"Click!"

Li Mu shouted impatiently, threw the script on the ground, stepped onto the stage, and said to Bai Lao'er and Ergou: "How many times have I said it!" If you want to be lewd, won't you be obscene? Can you imagine that one is a widower with a dead mother-in-law, and the other is an old bachelor who has been hungry and thirsty for 30 years and has not touched a woman's side, and is not excited to get a daughter-in-law? Not happy? Aren't you in a hurry? Why doesn't I feel that way, this has to be a joy from the heart - hey, yes, yes, yes, the eyes are shining, the corners of the mouth are smiling, the expression is lewd, yes, yes, yes, a little feeling! ”

"And you!" Li Mu turned his head to look at Jin Chen, bluffed and said: "You are playing a little widow, the dead husband's bones are not cold, but your mother-in-law has already moved her heart and wants to pull you into the water, at this time, your mood should be ashamed!" Incomprehensible, unacceptable! When you are facing Zhang Donkey, you should show an inviolable appearance, and tell him righteously, you stop me, you get out of the way for me, you don't have any chance-"

"Master Hou!"

"What?" Li Mutou didn't reply, and said irritably: "Didn't you watch Ben Hou talk about the play?" Urgent? I'm going to die! Huh? Gao Gonggong? ”

Li Mu looked back at Father-in-law Gao, put on a smiling face, and said, "It turned out to be Father-in-law Gao, I'm sorry, I still think it's someone who doesn't open his eyes." What's the matter, my father-in-law is free today, and he also came to Pingkangfang to look for flowers and ask willows? ”

Grandpa Gao smiled bitterly and said, "Master Hou, your mouth is really damaged. It's not that you don't know the situation of our family, our family is not a complete man, and the place here in Pingkangfang is not suitable for our family. Our family is here to find you, Your Majesty and the princes are waiting in the Liangyi Palace, come and follow me into the palace. ”

"Oh-" Li Mu suddenly jumped off the stage and said, "Today is the first day after the New Year, but what does this have to do with me." Your Majesty has not forgotten that I have been swept away by him to the end, and I have no official position and no position. ”

"Master Hou, the matter is urgent, don't play tricks. Didn't Your Majesty reinstate you as the Minister in Charge of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, but you forgot. ”

"What's the matter, I remember clearly, it's the temporary resumption of the disposal of grain prices, the matter of grain prices has been resolved, and the temporary ones are gone. You've watched too, I'm busy here, and I'm not able to do anything. In the affairs of the court, there are princes who share the worries for Your Majesty, and you don't need me, my father-in-law, please go back, I am still rehearsing. ”

Seeing that Li Mu was playing hob meat again, Grandpa Gao sighed helplessly and said, "Master Hou, if you are like this, our family can only offend." His Majesty told him that if Li Mu refused to come, he would be tied up, and he had no choice but to be offended. ”

After that, Gonggong Gao made a lightning move, clamping Li Mu's shoulder socket, making him unable to move. Lonely Jiu was not around, no one could resist Gao Gonggong's means, Li Mu didn't even struggle a little, he was held down by Gao Gonggong, thrown on the step, and the four little eunuchs carried it and ran away.

The rest of the people on the stage looked at each other for a long time, not knowing how to react. After a while, Tang Guan, who was lying on the ground pretending to be dead, jumped up, picked up the script on the ground, clapped his hands, and said solemnly: "The director was called by His Majesty to do something, our drama can't be stopped, I, the assistant director, will replace it, let's continue." Ready, drums ready, go! ”

……

Li Mu leaned on the step, drooping his head, his mouth crooked and his eyes slanted. This is the first time in his life that he has been pointed, it feels like he squatted for a long time when he was a child, and his legs were numb, or he bumped into the table leg with his classmates and touched the numb tendons, but it was more serious than that, and he couldn't move.

But the consciousness is clear, and the feeling is really fucked up.

It wasn't until he saw the door of the Liangyi Hall that Gonggong Gao pressed his back twice again, and said apologetically: "Don't blame Lord Hou, it's really Your Majesty's orders that our family dare not disobey, Your Majesty and the princes have been waiting for a long time, Master Hou should go in quickly." ”

"Lao Tzu doesn't!"

Li Mu is also a temperamental person, jumped up and pointed at Gao Gonggong's nose and scolded: "You old bastard take advantage of the absence of Brother Lao Tzu, I will order me if you say something, what are you and me?" Get out of here, I'm going home! ”

Li Mu pushed away Gonggong Gao, and took a step down the steps to leave. Seeing that Li Mu was really angry, Gonggong Gao was also a little panicked. Although his relationship with Li Mu is close, it does not mean that he has much face in front of Li Mu, this time when Li Mu is unwilling, he tied him up, which is really wrong. But on one side is Li Shimin, and on the other side is Li Mu, he has no choice, so he can only obey Li Shimin's orders, but the old eunuch is in a hurry.

At this time, the door of the Liangyi Hall was wide open, Li Shimin walked out of it, and when he saw Li Mu angrily going down the steps, he guessed what was going on, and called out to stop him: "Boy, it's me looking for you, what does it have to do with Gao Gan, you are angry!" ”

Li Mu looked back at Li Shimin, took a deep breath - took another breath, took another breath, still didn't dare to attack, squeezed out a smile, ran up the steps, and said: "The minister is a little joke, Gonggong Gao and I are good friends, how can I be angry with him, Your Majesty summoned me, I can't wait to fly over with wings, how can I be angry, the minister is not angry, there is no anger at all." ”

"Then let me come in, I'm waiting for you!"

Li Shimin turned around and walked inside, Li Mu drooped his head and followed, Gao Gonggong came in with a smiling face, and before he could speak, Li Mu stared at him violently, so frightened that he immediately closed his mouth.

After entering the Liangyi Palace, Li Mu looked up and saw that he had already dispersed. Most of the officials have gone, and only the important ministers of the three provinces and six ministries remain, and it is clear that this is a closed-door meeting.

Li Mu could guess what was to be discussed with his toes, he found a corner to stand still, looked at the others, and made up his mind in his heart, you don't speak, Lao Tzu doesn't say it, anyway, it's not my business, let's just rely on it, see who can rely on whom.

He didn't expect that this matter was not what he thought at all, before he came, this group of people had already discussed and reached a unified opinion, the six ministries have no money, the internal affairs government has money, the six ministries can't manage this matter, the internal affairs government has to take care of it regardless of it, who let Li Mu have money.

Li Mu couldn't hide without squeaking, Li Shimin returned to the dragon chair and sat down, and immediately spoke: "Li Mu, I came to you for the affairs of the Turkic tribe, and I have already followed your suggestion to let the Ashina brothers enter the court and guard." For this change, I have also discussed with you Aiqing and taken precautions. To this end, the six departments have contributed a lot. However, this matter is not over, I listened to your advice and put the Ashina brothers under house arrest, but their clan is leaderless because of this - do you have to bear this responsibility? I won't lie to you, you can think of an idea and see how you can feed these people! ”

This is the trick given by the eldest grandson Wuji to Li Shimin, first give Li Mu a big hat, and then rely on him to do the matter, so that he can't shirk it if he wants to.

With such a simple conspiracy, who can be bluffed?

When Li Mu heard this, he looked at Li Shimin, and then at the bigwigs of the three provinces and six departments, and lay down on the ground very simply, looking at the pillars of the temple with blank eyes.

Li Shimin was stunned, and everyone was stunned. This is the Liangyi Palace, when did this happen.

"Li Mu, don't you come with me like this? What's the matter, do you still want to blackmail me? Hurry up! ”

"I can't afford it," Li Mu not only couldn't afford it, but also changed to a comfortable position to lie down, and shouted: "The minister is depressed in his heart now, and he can't stand up, so he can only lie down." ”

"What do you have to be depressed about, who has done anything to you?"

"Monarchs and ministers cooperate to bully people, is there any reason for heaven? The minister was young and weak, and he couldn't resist, so he could only admit it. Your Majesty and the princes won, the ministers lost, the ministers coaxed, the ministers were beaten down by you, and they couldn't get up. It's not such a bully, oh my God, I can't hide it, I have to rob it - Your Majesty, don't bother, hurry up and send someone to raid the house, the minister's belongings are gone, it's all given to you, how to divide love, the minister only asks Your Majesty, can give a way to live, let the minister go to the countryside, Chang'an is too terrible, the minister wants to go back to the countryside, the minister wants to go back to the countryside! ”

Li Mu shouted like this, and everyone present was a little embarrassed. Although Li Mu's words were a little ugly, they didn't seem to be wrong. The current situation, isn't it that the monarch and the ministers are teaming up to bully the children?

Li Shimin was also very embarrassed, he got down from the dragon chair, came to Li Mu, squatted down and looked at him, and said, "Li Mu, we have something to say, you get up first." Where did I bully you, I entrusted you with a heavy responsibility. You see that you are young and powerful, and I have all discussed with you about major affairs in the DPRK and China, who can compare with you with such an honor? This is what I value you, where is bullying! ”

Li Mu sat up suddenly, looked at Li Shimin's eyes, and said, "Your Majesty, we have to speak with our conscience!" You come to me every time there is a big event, but how can it be a good thing? Your Majesty, the minister has been an official for half a year, and it seems that he has never received His Majesty's reward once, but every time His Majesty is short of money to find a minister! Your Majesty, the few times you have discussed with your ministers, you have either summoned your ministers or asked your ministers for money! There is no gold mine in the minister's house, you ask the minister for money again and again, isn't this just robbery! ”

"Oh my God, it's easy for me to save some money! Your Majesty, even if you gather wool, you can't be a sheep. You have lost all your hair, please look at these people next to you, who doesn't have a family fortune of 100,000 yuan...... Except for Lao Wei, you can ask them for a time, and you can also get a look at their heads! ”