The carriage back to the city was still bumpy, probably because there was an extra person in the car to accompany the conversation, and there was no dizziness along the way.

Looking at the idiot who took a bite of meat steamed buns, the dog let out a long sigh, and the meat steamed buns with ten fists were gone in the blink of an eye, and he was afraid that he would not have enough to eat on the way here, so he deliberately bought more, but it was still not enough.

After eating the meat steamed buns, the idiot stretched out two fingers and carefully licked the oil residue left over from the steamed buns, before he raised his head and said to the dog: "Is there anything else?" ”

"There's a fart, you've eaten it all, don't you see that the basket is empty!" The dog rolled her eyes and said to him harshly.

"Amitabha, after suffering for more than half a year, this belly is finally relieved a little, will there be any more tomorrow?"

Seeing the idiot licking his lips and looking at his pitiful appearance, the dog pointed at him and said angrily: "Look at you, where is the appearance of a monk!" ”

The idiot put together his palms and said a Buddha name, and asked suspiciously, "Why doesn't the poor monk look like a monk?" ”

The dog pouted and said, "How can there be a monk who wants to eat big meat steamed buns?" ”

The idiot laughed and said, "I haven't eaten meat, so it's not a broken vow!" ”

"Nonsense!" The dog pointed at him and said angrily: "Great monk, when you were a child, you deceived me and didn't understand, and you coaxed me into eating so much meat with this word, and now you still say this!" I've inquired, you monks can't get their hands on meat! And you can't eat wine, if you eat it, you will break your vows! ”

Seeing the dog's angry appearance, the idiot put his hands together and recited a Buddha name first, and then laughed:

"Wine and meat are only for stinky skins, and my heart will always be Amitabha."

After singing the Buddha's name, he stretched out his hand and rummaged in the baggage, and the dog said: "Don't look for it, the broken beads are not in it." ”

The big monk turned around and went to break the cotton wool, a smell of stinky sweat and feet, exuding a full carriage, the dog covered his nose and said: "It's all said, they will buy you a new one, why do you still keep this broken quilt, it smells bad!" ”

The great monk pulled out a string of small and dirty prayer beads from the innermost, held them in the palm of his hand and said with a smile: "This is the 'cause' also!" You don't understand it yet! ”

The dog pouts, so that he doesn't listen to you.

After riding in a carriage for a while, the dog was annoyed by listening to him reciting Buddhist scriptures, so he said:

"When the great monk works tomorrow, he must pretend to be a high-ranking monk, be careful, don't let people see through the foundation of your monk, if there is anything you must look at me, I will stand next to the dojo to help you at that time."

The idiot turned the rosary and smiled: "Don't worry, dog, although I can't talk about the Tao, but I have had a lot of epiphanies over the years, and I promise that I won't show my stuffing!" By the way, how much bounty did the lord give? ”

The dog said: "Inquire about what this is for, you can recite your scriptures with peace of mind, don't go out of the basket, and when the matter is done, there will be no shortage of your share of silver." ”

"Amitabha, you've changed, puppy!"

Speechless at the moment.

The carriage pulled the two of them, returned to the city gate, and entered the yamen directly, along the way mysterious, at the end of the second watch, there was no one moving around in the yamen, and I didn't know who was hiding.

All the courtyards of the yamen were pitch black, except for the door guards and the officials on duty at night, and the group quietly returned to the house.

Liu County Lieutenant had already gone to bed, there were only two candles in the county lieutenant hall and still emitting dim light, Liu Sanlang was lying crookedly on the rattan box in the small pavilion in the west, holding a candle in front of him, holding the scroll in his hand and looking obsessively.

Zhao Zhutou led the great monk and Liu Sanlang to meet, Liu Sanlang nodded and said to the dog and Zhao Zhutou: "The appearance is okay, let's start according to what the dog said!" ”

Zhao Zhutou echoed well, waved his hand to summon a subordinate, and prepared to take the great monk down to rest.

The dog said and waited, then took off the burden on his body and handed it to him, then turned to Liu Sanlang and said: "Some things are not suitable for use, so I gave them up and didn't bring them, so this line has to be purchased earlier, and some materials for tomorrow will also be purchased earlier!" ”

Liu Sanlang nodded, turned to Zhao Zhutou and said: "Tomorrow morning, call the two mothers-in-law who are sharp in their hands and feet, and buy him a monk's robe first, and remember to arrange for the officials to prepare the rest of the things earlier, the time point is three o'clock in the afternoon, and there should be no problem in the morning, right?" ”

Zhao Zhutou nodded, hugged his fist and replied: "No problem, the platform has been set up before, and the rest of the things are all small jobs, and it won't take much time!" ”

Liu Sanlang said hello, and said to the dog: "If there are any other things that need to be prepared earlier, let's say them now!" I'll get them all ready tonight. ”

The dog shook his head.

When Liu Sanlang saw it, he raised his hand and commanded after smacking a hatch in his mouth.

"Then let's go here today, you go back and rest early, and if there is anything else, come back tomorrow morning to discuss!"

Everyone responded to the promise, bowed their hands, and withdrew from the hall one after another.

When he arrived outside the hospital, the dog said to Zhao Zhutou: "Brother Zhao, that kid will go back first, and come to see you tomorrow!" ”

Zhao Zhutou laughed and said, "Silly boy, what do you want to do!" It's not just you, these brothers, including me, can't go back tonight! ”

The dog stared at him widely.

"Hahaha, puppy, let you mumble all day long about our errands, don't do meat and drink, this time I will also let you experience the experience, and when you are a little older and officially enter the yamen, you can get started earlier, hahaha!"

The next few catchers also laughed with him.

I don't know when to gossip, he listened to it, so he hurriedly bowed his hand to the back of a few fast catchers and said forgiveness and forgiveness, and followed them to the fast catch room in the West Cross Courtyard, where there are several empty duty rooms, which are the places where the officials on duty at night rest halfway, two bunks in a room, the dog and the big monk live in one, Zhao Zhutou and Wang Bantou live in one, and the remaining few catchers each find their own companions and enter the house.

The straw mats, mattresses, quilts, and pillows on the bunks are quite well prepared except for the bad smell.

The dog chose the bunk on the east side, and the great monk had no choice but to go to the west side.

The room was cold, so he didn't take off his clothes, closed his clothes and got into the quilt, turned his head and saw that the great monk took out the wooden fish and was about to recite a scripture, and the dog hurriedly stopped him.

"Great monk, don't look at this place, knock on what wooden fish in the middle of the night to disturb people's dreams! Hurry up and go to sleep, tomorrow will be busy! ”

The idiot sighed, took off his shoes, and learned from the dog's coat, went to the bunk, meditated cross-legged, and muttered a rosary in his hand.

It was late at night, and the dog was lying in the bed, and at first he was still blocking his ears and thinking that he was noisy, but after a while, he was even breathing.

When he woke up, he was refreshed, he turned his head and saw that he was still meditating before going to bed, and the dog shouted to him: "Great monk, you are still sleeping there, get up and wash up." ”

There was a gurgling sound in the idiot's throat, and he let out a long breath of white air, before he looked at the dog with a smile and said, "Little dog, did you sleep well last night?" ”

The dog said disgustedly: "It would be better not to nag without you." ”

The idiot smiled, looked the dog up and down, and only looked at the dog's hair.

"Great monk, what kind of eyes are you, when you are hungry, you go out to find food, look at what I am doing! I'm not a pretty little lady. ”

The idiot said: "Puppy, what is a 'car'?" Also, what is 'earth'? ”

The dog looked at him stunned and said, "Great monk, what the hell are you talking nonsense?" Didn't you have a fever and talk nonsense? I'm counting on you today, and you can't get out of the basket! ”

After speaking, he stretched out his hand and nervously touched the bright head of the idiot.

The idiot stretched out his hand and pushed him away, saying, "It's what you said in your dream last night!" I don't have a fever. ”

The dog asked carefully, "Are you really not sick?" ”

Seeing him nodded, the dog breathed a sigh of relief and said: "I don't know what a 'car' is, since this year, I can always dream of some strange scenes, and when I wake up, I forget about it, and I don't have any impression at all, but fortunately, my spirit is not reduced." ”

The idiot nodded, dragged the dog's hand and began to touch it randomly, until he touched the top of his head, and the already untidy hair made a mess, and the dog angrily pushed him away and said: "I'm not a little lady, what are you touching the thief bald donkey, look, I have scattered my hair!" ”

The idiot sighed and said: "I can't break it, I can't figure it out, I still haven't read the Dharma thoroughly, so I have to continue to practice!" By the way, do you still have meat steamed buns to eat in the morning? ”

The dog said angrily: "Only gruel likes to eat it!" ”

"Hahaha, master, don't listen to the dog's nonsense, today's morning food is meat steamed buns!"

With a bang, Zhao Zhutou walked in with a big food box, and when he saw that the two of them got up, he put the food box on the small wooden table in the room, and said to the idiot: "Master, the rice in the back kitchen is cooked, just bring it over for you to eat." ”

The dog hurriedly thanked him, went out to the toilet to clean his hands, and found water to rinse his mouth before returning to the house.

Seeing that Zhao Zhutou was chatting with the idiot, he squatted aside and picked up a meat steamed bun and ate it slowly.

After eating one layer and peeling off the next layer, I actually found that it was two bowls of soup, smelling fragrant drool, a bowl of hot soup in my stomach, and several burps in a row.

When Zhao Zhutou saw that the two of them had finished eating, he said, "Dog, you two will stay for a while, and then go out when someone comes to call you." ”

The dog nodded, and sent Zhao Zhutou away.

When I went back to the house, I saw the big monk chanting the scriptures on the side, and the thumb of his left hand dexterously turned the small rosary in his hand, and the dog said: "Great monk, don't you worry about turning this little bead every day?" ”

The idiot laughed and said: "Let go of your heart, you can calm down, by the way, dog, you can't remember your dreams at night?" ”

The dog nodded.

The great monk sighed, untied the rosary in his hand, took one off and handed it to the dog, and said, "Come, dog, you wear this rosary around your neck, and then take it off in a few years." ”

Looking at the small black rosary, the dog pouted and said, "It's too dirty, I don't want it!" ”

"The little dog is obedient, your mother has entrusted the poor monk to take care of you!"

Seeing him mention his mother, the dog sighed and said, "Okay, okay, it's a big deal, I'll wash it carefully!" ”

Seeing that the dog took it, the idiot nodded and tied the rosary again, and continued to turn around while chanting the Buddhist scriptures.

The dog found a thin rope to pass through the eyelet of the rosary, and while wearing it around his neck, he said, "Great monk, your little bead, does it work?" ”

The idiot nodded and said, "There is still some effect on avoiding evil qi entering the body. ”

The dog pouted and said, "Great monk, you came to coax me again, by the way, how many small beads are there in your hand?" ”

The idiot looked at the rosary in his hand suspiciously and said: "At present, there are only ten mantra beads of the poor monk, ten dwellings, ten lines, ten dedications, ten lands and four good roots, a total of fifty-four. ”

Hearing him babble a lot of things that he didn't understand, the dog quickly stretched out his hand to stop and said, "Is it worth it?" ”

Xing was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously nodded and said, "Do you want to buy it?" The mantra beads of the poor monk are made of fragrant wood, and it is not possible to do it without it! ”