In the guard room of the fast catcher shift, the dog kept chattering to Zhao Zhutou in front of him: "Brother Zhao, the kid is also a way to make the people outside feel at ease, you can prepare it for him!" ”

Zhao Zhutou shook his head, looked at the two mothers-in-law in front of him neatly measured the size of the big monk, and took the two out of the house.

"Fooling around puppy, even if I agree to such an important occasion, Liu Sanlang will not agree to you coming like this!"

Zhao Zhutou was annoyed by him, so he stopped and stood on the side of the road and reprimanded the dog.

"What disagree?"

The two of them were muttering on the side of the road, when they suddenly heard a voice behind them, and quickly turned their heads to look.

"My subordinates meet County Lieutenant Liu!"

"The kid has seen County Lieutenant Liu!"

County Lieutenant Liu waved his hand with a smile and said, "Get up, I just heard San Lang say that the master is here, and I stopped by to see how you are preparing at the moment!" ”

Zhao Zhutou hurriedly said: "Back to the county lieutenant, I just measured the size, and it will be ready to be sent after a while, they are hurrying up to write a notice, the old man of the four cities replied to the letter, and he will come over when he packs up, and the big wooden poles around the dojo will be buried as soon as it is dawn this morning, and I think it will be ready in another hour!" ”

County Lieutenant Liu smiled and said: "Zhao Zhutou has a heart, and when the matter is over, he will reward you heavily!" ”

Zhao Zhutou hurriedly bowed and thanked him.

County Lieutenant Liu looked at the dog again and said, "Dog, what did you just say that you agreed or disagreed?" ”

Dogs: ......

"It's okay, just say it boldly, just like last night!"

The dog hurriedly hugged his fists and said: "Don't dare, don't dare, the kid was rude last night, and I owe the county lieutenant for tolerating!" ”

"Hahaha, young man, it doesn't hurt to be straighter!" After speaking, he said to Zhao Zhutou: "I'm not a person who can't listen, am I?" ”

Zhao Zhutou hurriedly clenched his fists and said: "It's drip, it's drip, what does the puppy say, just rest assured and tell the county lieutenant!" ”

He secretly glanced at the dog when he spoke, lest he really say it all without knowing the severity.

After blinking his eyes for a long time, the dog pretended not to see, anyway, he was not a public in the yamen, and he would go after this matter was done, and if he disagreed, he would use the excuse that he was young and had nothing to do with his face.

After thinking about it at the moment, he arched his hand to the county lieutenant and said: "Back to the county lieutenant, the kid is discussing with Zhao Zhutou, taking advantage of this ritual, we can buy more magic weapons on it, and when the dojo is finished, we can also give it to the neighbors, wouldn't it be beautiful to exchange it for some silver coins to use!" ”

After saying this, County Lieutenant Liu's eyes were almost round, and he coughed and pointed to the dog and said to Zhao Zhutou: "I didn't expect that such a little baby actually has some Tao Zhu talent!" ”

Zhao Zhutou also coughed and said: "I am so greedy for money at a young age, and the copper smell on my body really deserves to be beaten!" ”

Liu County Lieutenant waved his hand and said: "Hey, you can't say that, although the copper smell is not good, it is much better than fat powder gas!" ”

After speaking, he patted the dog on the shoulder and strode away, and Zhao Zhutou behind him also hurriedly followed.

The dog sighed, it's a pity to see such a good opportunity wasted, forget it, it's not bad to be able to earn that few cents of silver honestly.

When he returned to the house, he was fine, so he took off his shoes and continued to lie on the bunk, and the idiot on the opposite side was holding the rosary and chattering non-stop.

In the main hall on the east side of the second hall, Master Sun looked at the official in front of the public case with a blue face and said, "Dongming! Didn't you say that there was no master coming, and what was the way for that monk called an idiot? ”

Dong Ming in front of the table burst into foul language in his heart (well, several grass and mud horses) "Straight lady thief, you have to frame me, obviously you said that there is no master to come, and it is placed on my head for no reason!" ”

Thinking so in his heart, he didn't dare to say it, not only did he not dare to say it, but he also had to explain to him respectfully, so he saw that he directly held his fist and made a salute to Sun Zhubo first, and then turned to his colleagues and said: "It's all Dongming's fault, this idiot has never heard of it, so he also neglected him!" ”

Seeing several colleagues stretching out their fingers and spitting and began to accuse themselves, my heart was even more tired.

"Alright, alright!" Master Sun Bo paused for the paperweight on the desk and said: "Dongming is not intentional, Baimi is inevitably negligent, next time be careful!" ”

Dongming hurriedly hugged his fists and replied excitedly: "Thank you, Lord Bo!" ”

Master Sun waved his hand, asked Dongming to retreat to his position, and then turned his head to the other two officials and shouted, "Sizhi, Qilang!" How's your preparation going? ”

The two scribes hurriedly arched their hands and walked out and said, "Hui Zhu Bo, we are ready, as long as we start to do it, those people will rush out, and I guarantee that he will not be able to do it." ”

Master Sun nodded and said, "Tell them to work harder and be more lively!" We'll be waiting to see the show! ”

The two of them clasped their fists and said: "Don't worry, everyone, I will make this scene more exciting!" ”

In the west cross-courtyard catch fast room.

"Hurry, hurry! The next few walks, walk faster, miss the hour to be careful about your skin! An elderly mother-in-law scares at a few little maids.

The little maid took a few steps in fright, and a group of ten people ran into the guard room with trays.

"Master, Xiao Langjun, we were sent by Zhao Zhutou to serve the master to freshen up and change clothes."

The dog opened the door and saw that ten beautiful little ladies were standing respectfully outside the door with their clothes in their hands, so they called the idiot and went out.

When the idiot went outside, he saw that the tray was complete with monk's shoes, monk's clothes, monk's hats, robes and other clothes, and he smiled a little on his face, and saw two servants chasing after him with a wooden box, and turned his head with a happy face and pulled the dog and asked in a low voice: "Little dog, are these for me?" ”

The dog ignored him, and went straight to the box and asked the servant, "Little brother, what's in here?" ”

The elder servant said: "It was Zhao Zhutou who asked us to bring it, and he also said that let the master watch and wear it, and it is best to wear it all!" ”

The dog was stunned for a moment, looked at the box suspiciously, and said, "Open it and see!" ”

The two of them opened the box, okay, full of more than a dozen strings of prayer beads, beads, and hanging beads made of various materials, and the dog with a bright light on his face couldn't close his mouth and said, "Are they all for us?" ”

The old servant said silently: "I remember that Zhao Zhutou said that when the Dharma is done, these things will be taken back one by one!" ”

Dogs: ......

I thought that Liu County Lieutenant was a calm character, but he was also greedy for money, but he was pitiful that he had figured out a good idea to make money and was also occupied by them.

Sigh and look back, see a new robe, wearing a big red robe is looking at himself with a happy face, sure enough, people rely on clothes and horses to rely on the saddle, so it really looks like a monk, if it weren't for the big black iron rod that lost a little face, this image is said to be a great monk from Lingyin Temple.

With a cough, the dog pointed to the magic weapon in the wooden box and said to him: "Great monk, wear the beads here too!" ”

Almost at the same time, a loud gong sounded in the four squares of Yuchuan.

"In order to reassure the people's hearts, the water and wood of the town are safe, and the county magistrate Liu County Lieutenant accepted Zhao Yuanwai's request in accordance with the Li County Order, and did a good Dharma for my Youchuan County.

Bang bang bang!

The originally empty street was instantly filled with people, men, women, and children, all of whom were talking about the ritual.

"Brother Liu, have you heard about it? It is said that he came to Chengdu Mansion to get the Taoist, and his law name is called Xing Idiot, and he came to surpass Zheng Erlang and his mother! ”

"Hu Ming is obviously here to catch the old demon who eats people in the mass grave!" A man who seemed to have inside information chimed in.

"Neither of you is right!" An old man who seemed to be more knowledgeable explained loudly: "This idiot master, is a Buddha who walks in all directions and specializes in catching ghosts, a light Zen staff weighs as much as a thousand catties, what demons and monsters, just one move to beat it to the soul scattered, it is said that this person was originally in several villages outside the city that were affected by the war to suppress the unjust souls and rebellion, and happened to be met by Zhao Yuanwai, so he invited the city to catch the little ghosts who have been making trouble in the past few days!" ”

An old woman next to her asked in a hoarse voice, "How do you know?" ”

The old man raised his head and said proudly: "I have a nephew who runs an errand in the yamen, and he came back to tell me this morning!" ”

After speaking, he looked at the left and right gods and said mysteriously: "By the way, do you know who this Zhao Yuanwai is?" ”

A group of people hurriedly shook their heads, and the old man laughed and said, "It's the little good man Zhao Dagou in Nancheng!" ”

"It's him! The mage he invited is absolutely powerful, and it will take no effort to catch a few troublesome little ghosts, let's go and see! A group of people exclaimed in unison.

The dojo of the practice was selected on a high slope near Xichengfang, and the dry grass and rocks around it were cleaned up by the people in the yamen early.

A wooden platform three steps wide and five steps long is six feet high, and a round futon is placed on the platform, in front of which is a three-animal sacrifice, and in front of the sacrifice is a copper incense burner.

In front of the incense burner there is a fist-sized bronze bell, and on the side are three incense sticks.

There is a flagpole on each side of the Dharma platform, and there is a light wind today, and when the wind blows, it just blows the flag that has just been hung up.

"Idiot Mage", "Enlightened Monk", "Demon Suppression", "Requiem Excess".

Four banners, Rao is idiot, this thick-skinned and thick-skinned wine and meat monk is also a little unhappy.

"Dog, isn't that a bit too flamboyant?"

The dog, who was also wearing new clothes, was smiling and happy, listened to his question, and pouted: "These stupid people also recognize this!" If they don't, they won't believe it! ”

After speaking, he looked at a large group of people who followed the old man around, coughed and said: "Great monk, the sound of knocking on the wooden fish on the stage for a while must be louder, and those beads must be all worn. ”

The idiot who was covered with Buddha beads was still a little complaining, but after hearing the dog say that there was extra silver to take, he quickly nodded and said, "No problem dog, by the way, did they say what scriptures to recite?" ”

The dog was stunned and said, "What scriptures do you usually read?" ”

The idiot said, "That's a lot! ”

The dog said: "The Sutra of Transcendence, the Sutra of Death, and the Sutra of Blessing can be recited at will!" Remember, no matter what the sutra, the wooden fish must not forget to knock! ”

The idiot nodded, and then held a big iron rod and staggered onto the Dharma platform with Buddha beads all over his body.

The four big men wearing red turbans in front of the stage took a deep breath and raised the drumsticks in their hands to the cowhide drum in front of them, and knocked them out.

The sound drifted through the crowd to the mass grave outside Xicheng, only to hear an explosion, and several men shouted "Fake the corpse, cheat the corpse!" The slogan ran frantically towards the city.