Chapter 55: Affectionate Drinking Water

Damn! This curse is so vicious!

Miao Miao found out for the first time that Wuqionghua was not only cold, but also very poisonous!

Xiaocao became anxious when she heard this, "How come? How can you curse me like this." ”

"Who told you not to cultivate well? I hate iron but not steel!"

"Hey, are you crooked?" said the little mushroom in a crying voice, "The lion is still looking at me, I'm so scared." ”

"I'm afraid of a fart!"

Miao Miao said angrily: "What else can he do with you?" He has the blood of a divine beast, and everything on him is a treasure. Little mushroom, am I okay with you?"

"Good ......"

The little mushroom's face turned white, and an ominous premonition rose in his heart.

"Then it's time for you to repay me. I've heard Yupu say that the nails and hair of the blue-eyed two-winged lion beast can be made into magic weapons. Hehe, little mushroom, didn't he want to be nice to you, so you asked him for some. ”

"But, how can he keep his detachable nails?"

"Stupid! I can't ask him to pull it out for you! I can't even make this sacrifice and still want to marry a wife? Eat!"

"Huh, big tree, are you going to sell my rhythm? Didn't you say that you don't expect to repay your kindness, but you are full of water?"

"mdzz, are you mentally retarded?!ah?!Do you think I'm for yourself? You can't be too selfish! Little mushroom, you have transformed because of me, but have you ever been to the grass and flowers? They will transform sooner or later, and I am preparing for them in advance. ”

"But, big tree, I, why do I think you're not for us?"

The grass is weak.

His face suddenly became gloomy, "Grass, it seems that you don't want to stay in the medicine garden, right?"

"Big tree, you're so good to us!"

Qi Qi Cao suddenly said righteously, "Little mushroom, why are you so selfish?!"

"Little friend, little friend?"

The white hand of the dead fish shook in front of him, "What's the matter? The demons are not separated, although he is a spirit animal, but I will not let him harm the girls in the world. ”

"Master, she's ......"

"Shut up!"

A coercion appeared, and the lion immediately clamped its tail and smiled flatteringly.

The lion in the form of a beast laughed comically. Miao Miao, who came back to her senses, almost collapsed when she saw this scene. It's so funny, there is wood?!

"Go find something to eat yourself, and I'll skin you if you harass my guests again!"

"Meow!"

The lion whistled and walked away.

Little Mushroom breathed a sigh of relief. Looking at Da Shu's slightly regretful expression, she suddenly felt that she had better go back to the sect. Anyway, it was the big tree that hit people, and it wasn't her!

"Little friend, come on, come on, sit inside, sit inside. ”

"Oops! Uncle Yu is here? Hurry, please inside!"

A woman dressed in a beprising garment, wearing red lipstick, and with a waist as thick as a bucket, greeted her.

Miao Miao looked at it and trembled.

This dead fish-eye acquaintance is so terrifying!

This proprietress who looks like a flower actually has a god transformation period to cultivate. Oh my God! It's the first time she's seen such an ugly god stage senior.

There are no ugly people in the cultivation realm, this is a big deal!

Like a flower girl's fart, her strands twisted upside down, and her mouth was closed one by one, "Ouch, dead fish, why are you interested in coming over today? Huh? These two are? ”

As he spoke, he was going to reach over and pinch Miao Miao and Little Mushroom's faces. The two hugged each other in fright, and shouted in unison, "Daddy, I'm hungry." ”

"Hey, don't shout! How can I marry a wife?!"

"Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, uncle, we're hungry!"

"Haha, what a cute kid. Let my aunt kiss one. ”

"Whoa", the two of them were swept over, and one of them had a red lipstick mark on his face, and Miao Miao and the little mushroom cried.

Hey, someone!

The dead fish not only didn't stop it, but looked at it happily, "Xin Sanniang, don't scare them." Quick, go get some good food to crush them. ”

"Dead ghost! You still need to say come on, take Uncle Yu to sit upstairs. ”

I went upstairs and entered a private room. Miao Miao looked at this kind of killing Matt wind, thinking that Ruhua's face already had the strength to complain.

It's like the makeup on the face of the flower. This proprietress has a soft spot for big red and green. The whole restaurant is decorated like a peacock.

Full of red with green, green with red, colorful like a peacock with a screen. However, she seems to have forgotten that the peacock looks wonderful in front of it, but it is indecent to look at it from behind.

Sitting down, someone soon served juice and something like jelly. When Miao Miao saw it, she had lost her appetite.

Even the food is colorful, or the kind that goes wrong with the match. Where is this delicacy? Pig food is stronger than this!

She glanced suspiciously at the dead fish's eyes. He rubbed his heart and said, "Could he be jealous of my talent and deliberately brought me to eat pig food?"

The dead fish was calm, picked up the same colorful wine and took a sip, revealing a look of enjoyment, "Little friend, this colorful wine and colorful juice are the boss's unique skills." Come on, you're welcome, eat more. ”

The corners of Miao Miao's mouth twitched, and she said, "Uncle Yu, I'm not thirsty." ”

"Heh......"

Ruhua appeared at the door with a chubby body, holding a tray in her hand.

"Where are you not thirsty? Really, kids aren't cute at all these days, so how can they lie?"

was exposed, and his face couldn't be put down. Miao Miao had to take a sip of it. To her surprise, it was really delicious. At the moment, the psychological burden was gone, so he said: "It's me who is wrong, auntie, don't be angry." ”

"That's it. You're not the first one either. ”

She put the small plates in the tray on the table one by one, and Miao Miao almost fainted when she saw it.

It's actually colorful insects. Some of them are not dead yet, they are still twisting and twisting there, and Miao Miao's face is green with fright.

But the little mushroom's eyes were shining, "Could it be that this is the legendary colorful silkworm?"

As he spoke, he grabbed one and stuffed it into his mouth, "Wow, it's delicious!

The colorful juice flowed down the lips of the little mushroom powder, Miao Miao glanced at it, and spit it out directly.

The little mushroom must be the reincarnation of Bei Ye, and even the insects are so delicious!

"Huh, this girl is young, and her knowledge is good.

Ruhua expressed satisfaction with the recognition of small mushrooms. I personally pulled a few fat insects into the bowl of the little mushroom, "If you like to eat more, eat more." ”

As he spoke, his eyes turned to Miao Miao again, "Aren't you eating?"

It is short four words, but it has the tendency of Mount Tai to the top. Miao Miao trembled, squirmed her lips with difficulty, and said, "I, I don't eat meat." ”

"Oh, why is that? It can't be a colorful insect that dislikes me, right?"

"Uh......"

Little Mushroom kindly explained, "Auntie, she really can't eat meat. ”

"Can't eat it or don't want to eat it?"

If the flower does not give up.

Miao Miao stubbornly said: "Senior, the kid has a disease in his mother's womb and can't eat meat." ”

"Well, I believe you. ”

Ruhua pouted and ignored Miao Miao. On the contrary, he was very affectionate with the little mushroom, and put a large plate of insects in front of the little mushroom, "Eat, little baby, you still know the goods." The old lady is fed with Breitling ginseng, otherwise do you think Uncle Yu can look up to my restaurant here?"

You were fed with thousand-year-old ginseng, and the girl didn't eat it!

Insect feasts are also available on Earth. Miao Miao also does it in her own home restaurant. But Miao Miao just couldn't eat it, and she lost her appetite when she looked at it.

There are so many good things in the world, why not eat bugs?

Ruhua was here for a while, and then retreated.

Miao Miao took a sip of juice and said, "Senior, why do you have to marry a wife? I think that the cultivation of my predecessors is not good, the so-called too forgetful and established the Great Dao, and the more worldly cause and effect is not an obstacle to the Great Dao?"

"That's what Xiaoyou thinks?"

Yu Shu put down his chopsticks, chuckled, and said, "I used to think so." That's why I'm trying my best to cultivate. But when I got there, I found myself alone. Looking back on my life, I refined my body at the age of five, entered the Tao at the age of seven, and wasted thousands of years, but when I look back, I can't think of anything other than cultivation. ”

The voice suddenly became lonely. The slender fingers groped for the glass cup, and Miao Miao saw a trace of sadness between his eyebrows.

If there is only cultivation in life, then this avenue will not be accomplished.

Heaven has given people seven emotions and six desires, and if they can't experience them one by one, the road will be empty.

Miao Miao shook her head lightly and said, "I was also confused. For example, if someone can clear the grain, they will no longer need to eat. I just thought that if you cultivate immortals, you have to cultivate without eating fireworks, so what's the point?"

"Oh, I don't see that you have a lot of wisdom. ”

Miao Miao's face flushed, and she said in a low voice: "Don't you think this is very unproductive?"

"Who can say anything about the Great Dao?"

He raised his head and drank, some of the liquor dripping down the corners of his mouth, down his white neck, and then on his green shirt. The colorful liquor dyed the green shirt a little bit of color, and the man's lonely laughter sounded, "That's why I want to find a mother-in-law to live with!"

After a pause, he said, "Otherwise, I wouldn't even think I'm still alive." ”

Miao Miao was stunned. He said he lived for thousands of years. I have spent thousands of years cultivating, cultivating, cultivating, and when I suddenly woke up, I found that I had only done one thing in my life to cultivate, and I didn't have any happy and sad memories, how sad should it be?

I'm alive, but my soul isn't, and the walking dead are just that. If the cultivation is like this, then what is the use of this avenue?

Seeing Miao Miao's thoughts, the man laughed, "You are still young, you don't have to think about those bad things." Okay, I've eaten the meal, where's my poem?"

What? What did I eat? I didn't eat anything!!

Miao Miao looked at the burning eyes of the dead fish, and a feeling of beeping a dog rose in her heart.

Damn, this guy must be jealous of my talent, right? I didn't eat anything!

"Hmm, what's wrong with you, little friend, what are you doing looking at me like this?"

"No, no, you, you're better-looking. ”

"What? You say it again? You really think I'm good-looking?!"

I want to say "" to you, is that okay?

Miao Miao cried......

What a nerve!