How many of them?"

The dead fish's eyes widened, and he suddenly frowned and said: "Xiaoyou, this is actually written by your father, right? Ten years of life and death, without thinking, unforgettable." Thousands of miles of lonely graves, nowhere to talk about desolation. This is clearly mourning the memory of his beloved wife......"

He stopped his mouth and said a little sneeringly: "You also sell this, your father will beat you." ”

Miao Miao twitched, and secretly thought in her heart: I didn't expect this dead fish's eye to write poetry very badly, but his appreciation ability was first-class.

Thinking of this, he showed his relatives and wiped the corners of his eyes, "Don't hide it from ...... seniors"

"It's a big ...... Oh, the ancestors of our family did it, you are amazing!"

Little Mushroom shoved a worm into his mouth and muttered muttered as he chewed. He also sent a voice to Miao Miao, "How is it? Big tree?

"Good your sister!"

Miao Miao almost spurted out old blood, her eyes rolled, and she immediately said, "Alas, senior, I can't hide anything from you." Actually, to tell you the truth, these poems were written by a deceased elder in my family. I thought about giving it to my predecessors so that more people could see this infatuation......"

"I see. ”

Dead Fish nodded, "That makes sense." But I can't take it like this, can I?"

"Jewelry is meant to be seen in the sun. Don't the seniors think that these poems are extremely beautiful and touching? If they have not been published, how can they know the infatuation of the elders in the family? Thinking that the elders will cry with joy when they know that their poems can be used by seniors like you. After all, he was just a mortal. ”

"Well, you're right. ”

Dead Fish nodded, and unceremoniously put away all the poems, "Little friend, I can't take you for nothing." Say, what do you want?"

Miao Miao shook her head, "Senior, just take it." ”

"The sun is out in the west?!"

The voices of Wu Qionghua and others sounded in the sea of knowledge, "The big tree actually doesn't want benefits?"

"Stupid! I can't even see through this guy's cultivation, he must be a master among masters, a fighter among fighters. Leave some incense, maybe you can ask him for help in the future. ”

Miss Yang Miaomiao, who was born in a merchant family, showed a certain cunning, winked at the dead fish, and looked innocent and cute.

"Big tree, what kind of chicken is a fighting chicken, is it delicious?"

“......”

Squeezed the little mushroom aside, Miao Miao said: "Senior, in fact, I still have a book of pickled girls left by my predecessors at home, do you need it?"

"Pickled girl?"

"It's a treasure book for finding a daughter-in-law. ”

"What?!You have this?!Is it reliable?"

"How is it unreliable?!"

Miao Miao said angrily: "My father found more than 20 girls, and he was angry with me!"

"Poof!"

The contents of the little mushroom's mouth squirted out, choking and coughing. Miao Miao hurriedly took out a handkerchief and wiped it for her. While wiping it, he said: "What are you panicking about? This is a big stupid fish! If we get some good things and find him a favorite person, we will have a big backer in the future." ”

"But, Grandpa Ke Yanxi and the head of the house are our backers. He's just a casual cultivator......"

"Call you stupid, you still don't believe it. This man is definitely not ordinary. Maybe it's a master hidden in the market. Anyway, cooperate with me, you know? ”

"Little mushroom, listen to the big tree. ”

Wu Qionghua said: "I also think this man is not simple. ”

"Big tree, flower, what do you two do with your conscience?"

The little mushroom twitched the corners of his lips, "If you pit people so naturally, won't your conscience hurt?"

"No, it won't. ”

"Little mushroom, what kind of good person are you pretending? Hmph, who is this for, boss?"

"It's not for us, you're enjoying the happiness with the boss." The thunder is coming, and the boss will block it for you. There are bad people bullying you, and the boss fights for you, why are you so old and righteous? Can justice be used as food? We are the weakest, isn't it because we are too soft-hearted? Anyway, he has a lot of money, and he doesn't cheat for nothing!"

"Oh, it's Xiaocao who knows my heart best!"

"That's it, boss, press me on you, I'm better than the little mushroom. When I am transformed, I will repay you as a cow and a horse. You say the east, I will never face the west......"

"Just you?"

Wu Qionghua's sharp laughter sounded in Zhihai, "How do you use ......the big tree as a cow and a horse? Big trees, don't listen to the grass, it's more reliable to choose me. ”

"Damn, so you're the most shameless one!"

The little mushroom and the grass shouted in unison, "This is what the big tree says is black!

"Oh, look at that senior. The senior's eyes were red......"

Miao Miao looked at it and was scared.

Looking at myself, it was like looking at a tender and juicy lamb chop, with green eyes and drooling at the corners of my mouth.

"You, your father's house, there are more than twenty women?"

The dead fish's chest rose and fell violently, his body trembled uncontrollably, and his lips trembled: "Fowl, fowl, beast!"

Suddenly, he bent down and pounded the table and cried: "Crazy, crazy! Heaven, earth! Heaven, God, are you blind? Is there still heavenly reason? I can't find a single woman, and I'm constantly abandoned! But, he ......."

A finger Miao Miao, "But he, he ......"

His lips trembled, "His father, Ju, there are more than twenty women......! Woo woo, you, you ......"

A handful of insects were stuffed into the mouth of the dead fish, colorful juice dripped down the mouth, and the two gray-blue eyes stared at Miao Miao, both embarrassed and funny, which provoked Miao Miao's last trace of respect and fear for the master to disappear.

got up and patted the dead fish on the shoulder and said, "Touch your head, don't be sad." With my father's pickle girl book, you will be invincible in the future! It's no problem to marry 100 women. ”

"You kid!"

Dead Fish Angry, "You Think ......"

"Smack!"

slapped his face, "The first rule of the pickle girl book: maintain your image at all times, especially don't yell at girls." ”

"You, you boy......"

"Smack!"

Crit 2!

"Pickle Girl Guide 2: Never question a woman casually, even if you want to say no in your heart, say 'yes' on your lips. I'm a girl now, understand?"

"I ...... I ......"

"Smack!"

Crit 3!

"What am I?Pickled girl book 3: In front of the girl, you have to be neat and neat, and it's the girl who spit out. Do you understand it now?"

"Got it, got it. ”

"Smack!"

Crit 4!

"Why did you hit me again?!"

"Because you're very imposing!Pickle Girl Book 4: Women like men who are manly, and they like men who can give her a sense of security and stability. This ability is not only embodied in cultivation, but also in such things as speaking crisply, being assertive, and doing what you say. You just shouted so quietly, didn't you have breakfast?Or are you a?!

"Understood!"

The dead fish burst into tears and roared, "Great God, teach me how to be a man!!"

"I'm going to take it out of my home, and in three days, I'll bring it to you while it's still in the hot spring hall. ”

The dead fish nodded again and again, looking at Miao Miao's eyes changed, and said with a red face: "That great god, did your father say that he was ruthless?"

As he spoke, he looked at Miao Miao with blank eyes. Obviously, he couldn't believe he had been lied to until now.

The corners of Miao Miao's mouth twitched slightly, and she said in a low voice: "Coldness is not cheapness. I couldn't say that kind of thing at the hotel just now. ”

"So the ruthlessness is right?"

The eyes of the dead fish instantly brightened.

"Huh. The lie is three parts true and seven points false. It's not surprising that you have a few correct ones in your tome. This only shows that the scammers are clever. Besides, Uncle Yu, your understanding of coldness seems to be wrong. When I get back and take out the book, you'll know what to do. ”

"Uh-huh. ”

The dead fish's head nodded so hard that it almost lay on the ground and wagged its tail and shouted, "The master is wise."

At this point, Miao Miao's joy for the master of this realm has been disillusioned. Because none of the masters she saw were normal.

Saying goodbye to the dead fish, Miao Miao took the little mushroom around the city, and did not secretly return to the hot spring hotel until dark, and with the jade plate she bought, Miao Miao began the great cause of plagiarism.

Question: Where does Miao Miao know what is the Pickle Girl Treasure Book? Let her edit it now, and she doesn't have that literary talent. Besides, how can she, a girl, know the mind of a boy? But this is not difficult for Miao Miao.

Relying on her current perverted memory and the experience of reading countless flirtatious books in her previous life, Miao Miao compiled a set of pickled girl books in one night.

Change the positions of men and women inside, can't you use it?

After reading it again, Miao Miao was satisfied with her wit. Looking out the window, the sky was already slightly bright, got up and rose lazy, woke up the little mushroom in cultivation, and the two sneaked out of the hotel again.

Naturally, you have to do everything. Dead fish can't be found out that they haven't "come home". It's just that Miao Miao, who slammed the door, was reluctant to give up the spirit stone she had spent, and she didn't come here to spend the night inexplicably feeling a sense of loss, which made her feel sorry for herself.

After leaving the hot spring hotel, after a few streets, I found a breakfast shop and a meal of small mushrooms, and then I wondered where I was going to spend the day today.

Thinking of Ling Xiao Xiaolangjun's handsome little face, Miao Miao's heart itched. Why don't you go and see Xiao Langjun?

Thinking of the wild and ruffian people, a certain girl couldn't help wiping her saliva, and happily decided to go to Xingluo Xuan to see Xiao Langjun.

But don't go empty-handed.

The eyeballs rolled their bones. Got it, buy some and go early. As for whether people are Bigu or not, it is not in Miao Miao's consideration at all.

Just as he was about to get up and let people pack, he saw a few disciples wearing the clothes of the Heavenly Dao Sect come in. Miao Miao looked at it and froze suddenly.

"It's you!"

Song Zhenjie's eyes turned red all of a sudden! Living so big, she has never been so embarrassed as she was that day. Although he left obscene clothes and pants, he retained a little decency. can think about her identity, being hung on the tower like that, and letting ordinary people point fingers, this is even more uncomfortable than directly stripping her naked.

I thought that Wujimen would punish this gangster well. But after asking around, there was no such person. Regardless of whether Wujimen deliberately shirked or cheated, Song Zhenjie said that she couldn't accept this result!

No, she was depressed and pressed the road to the east of the city last night, but she didn't expect to meet an enemy! What a godsend, but there are elders by her side! Dead beast, look where you are running this time!