Cut, who is so boring, go to beat people to play.

But isn't it boring right now? Is it said that if you don't fight for nothing, you won't fight? Let's go, don't fight in vain, don't fight.

Wei Wei'e and the instructor didn't care about it, first, they knew that they were joking, and second, they thought that it would be good to wake up Liuyu, so that they wouldn't have to suffer together.

They were calling Yan Liang and wanted to ask what was going on, this kid usually slept in the infirmary, next to the ward, it was impossible not to know about Liuyu.

Of course, Yan Liang knew that Liuyu would have a certain adverse reaction when he started cultivating, but he didn't know that it would be such an adverse reaction. He was surprised at first, but then he thought it was funny, so he slipped away early in the morning and ran to the lake to find the black soil and them, and then the phone was turned off.

One after another, more than a dozen of the soldiers slapped Liuyu, but Liuyu just didn't wake up.

The soldiers of the Ninth Company were a little desperate, and the rats of the Ninth Company were also desperate, since Liuyu couldn't wake up, they had to move, because the smell was really unbearable.

The soldiers of the Ninth Company, who were smoking in a row, suddenly saw a row of rats moving out.

The most desperate thing is the various small insects that inhabit the barracks of the Ninth Company, and they died before they could escape.

Hey, helpless!

The latitude and longitude of Jiulian are very early in the morning of spring and summer, and the night has faded before five o'clock.

Wei Wei'e finished smoking and ordered the whole company to assemble. It seems that Liuyu can't wake up, he can't sleep, and he is idle, so run and in advance.

But you don't have to go out to run today, just run in the company's yard.

When running, Wei Wei'e personally led the team, running outside the ward of the ward, and every time he passed by the bedside of the ward, Wei Wei'e would shout slogans with the whole company.

Wei Wei'e: "One, two, three, four!" ”

Quanlian: "One, two, three, four!" ”

The next time he passed by, Wei Wei'e: "One, two, three, four!" ”

Quanlian: "One, two, three, four!" ”

Passing by again, Wei Wei'e: "One, two, three, four!" ”

Quanlian: "One, two, three, four!" ”

Eh, is this to wake up Liuyu through a voice? Can a person who can't wake up with a slap shout with a slogan? That's it, just just run an ordinary exercise.

The worst thing is that Li Huan's old squad leader, he can't sleep, it's very cold outside, and if he runs, he's afraid that the wound will crack, so he can only walk around the company's yard quickly in order to get warmer.

After running like this for half an hour, the people of the whole company shouted slogans more than a dozen times outside the window of the ward room, and Liuyu finally woke up.

Of course, the sound of the slogan will not be more powerful than the stimulation of the slap, but Liuyu is too familiar with the sound of the slogan, and he hears it as soon as the slogan sounds. But at first, he thought he was dreaming, and shouted two slogans in the dream.

But the slogan kept repeating, and the rhythm of breathing was going to change when shouting the slogan, and Liuyu was brought back a few times, and the rhythm of breathing was messed up, so he slowly woke up.

When I woke up, it wasn't even five o'clock in the morning, Nima, is this going crazy?

Liuyu sat up, got up a little bit, stretched out his head and asked out of the window, "Why don't you sleep at night?" Engage in the base! ”

I'll go, the whole company is so bad that you can't sleep, and you still have a tantrum on your face? Who can bear this! Wei Wei'e was the first to break away from the team and rushed to the ward.

That momentum, as if he was a general who took the lead and charged into battle, suddenly became tall in the eyes of the soldiers.

"Bang!" Wei Wei'e went to the ward and smashed his fist on the door first. He wanted to kick the door open, but it was open, and he felt that he couldn't get angry when he walked in, so he hammered the door first.

Liuyu's head slowly turned to Wei Wei'e, he felt that he still had some leftover material in his stomach, and he felt particularly uncomfortable if he didn't discharge it.

Wei Wei'e just walked to the side, "Boom...... While...... Let's go. ”

Liuyu's last sound was simply earth-shattering, he was bounced up and sat on the bed again, and the wooden plank on the bed finally couldn't stand it after a night of destruction, and was broken into a piece and sprayed to the ground fiercely.

As for the smell of this last one? Wei Wei'e and Liuyu were both dizzy......

Eh, this general, who took the lead and charged into battle, was stunned by a fart, and his image in the eyes of the soldiers suddenly stinked.

When Liuyu woke up again, he heard someone shouting: "The fart king is awake, the fart king is awake." ”

During breakfast, someone specially brought food to Liuyu, for fear that he would go to the cafeteria to eat. For some behaviors, the cafeteria is a forbidden place, and that kind of thing must not happen in the cafeteria.

Liuyu was depressed and ate breakfast alone, and found many small insect corpses lying in the ward.

"Why did you die so badly?" Liuyu muttered to herself.

The little bugs are also asking themselves, "How did I die so miserably!" ”

Depressed to depressed, Liuyu found that her eyes were much better, and the double vision when she looked at things was already very small, according to this progress, when she got up tomorrow morning, or even at night, her eyes should be able to return to normal.

He also discovered another benefit, after controlling the rhythm of his body by taking deep breaths, he seemed to be able to feel a rhythmic movement of energy in his body, which should be dark energy. It's just that this feeling is not obvious yet, and it seems that it needs more practice.

Li Huan asked Shangliuyu to go for a stroll together, but there was no way, only the two of them were relatively idle in the entire company. Li Huan told Liuyu what happened last night, and Liuyu didn't believe it when he was killed.

But whether Liu Yu believes it or not, the title of "Fart King" definitely belongs to him.

Liuyu was nervous and wanted to try again, and began to adjust her breathing again.

Call...... Inhale ......, exhale ...... Suck......

This time, it only took an hour, and Liuyu had a feeling.

"Boom!"

"I'll go, it turns out to be true." Ruyu's face flushed.

In this way, Liuyu was the king of farts for about a week, and the soldiers of the Ninth Company did not dare to approach him, and they all walked around when they saw him; The tama's roll was also temporarily moved to the garage, so let's stay there.

The garage is independent, and no matter how big the smell inside is, it can't get into the barracks.

The only thing that likes to stay with Liuyu this week is the military dog of the company, which can be said to be a special favorite. The pungent smell that everyone doesn't like, the military dogs like it very much, this smell belongs to the same type as the taste of the thing they can't change to eat, and it smells so "fragrant"!

There are four military dogs in the Ninth Company, and they follow Liuyu's ass all day long. As soon as Liuyu suddenly "bangs", they scramble to smell Liuyu's buttocks; At night, when Liuyu was sleeping in the garage, the four military dogs were waiting outside the garage, infatuated and waiting for Liuyu to wake up.