Chapter 26: Boom...... While!
Gas masks are anti-gas and dust-proof, and can play a certain role in removing odors, but they are not completely preventable. No matter what, you can't wear a gas mask with a normal pungent smell, but you can fart with Liuyu.
Fortunately, his fart was just a pungent smell and not poisonous.
Hearing that ordinary irritating gases will explode when they encounter an open flame or suddenly turn on the light, Shi Fang was so frightened that he didn't dare to turn on the light, he followed the light in the corridor to Liuyu's bed and patted Liuyu.
"Hey, wake up......"
Liuyu didn't react.
"Nima, wake up." Shi Fang directly patted Liuyu's face.
Liuyu hadn't woken up yet, Shi Fang saw that there was no one at the door, and slapped him over.
Shi Fang was stunned: "Damn, I'm not awake, won't I die again, right?" ”
"Boom!" Liuyu let out a particularly loud fart again, as if it was specially to prove that he was not dead.
Liuyu didn't die, Shi Fang was a little stunned, and others might be smoked to death if they went on like this. Shi Fang opened a small opening in the window of the ward room, and the door of the ward was also opened, so that the ventilation could be maximized and the pungent smell emitted by the flowing jade could be washed away.
Shi Fang went out of the ward, took off his gas mask, and put it back on.
It's okay not to open the door, but after opening it, it seems that the whole barracks smells. Anyway, it's ventilated, it should be fine after a while, Shi Fang thought.
Shi Fang's time for the changing of the guard also came, and he went to call for someone to change the guard.
The two people on the next shift were Liu Long and Zhao Huang, and when the guard changed, Shi Fang also explained to the two of them clearly, what was going on with the pungent smell wafting in the air, and what was going on with that magical "boom".
After explaining, Shi Fang returned to his bed to sleep by inertia, and found that Li Huan's old squad leader was in his bed.
"That's right, the old squad leader just said that I came to sleep in bed for a while, and I forgot about it."
"Isn't that right? The old squad leader knew that there was a peculiar smell in the ward room, why didn't he say anything? Deliberately tricked me? ”
In fact, Li Huan didn't want to pit Shi Fang, what Li Huan wanted was who to meet and who to pit whom.
Shi Fang went to Zhao Huang's bed to sleep, and before falling asleep, he heard a "boom" again.
Shi Fang never expected that when he fell asleep, Liuyu's "boom" became more and more frequent, and finally it almost became one every two or three minutes, and the sound became louder and louder.
The instructor who was sleeping lightly on the second floor of the barracks woke up in a daze, what is this sound?
"Boom...... Boom......"
The instructor picked up the walkie-talkie and asked, "The door guard, what is the sound downstairs, one after another." ”
Liu Long, who was at the gate, replied: "Instructor, I don't know how to explain, why don't you come down and take a look." ”
It's good that the instructor thinks about it, so let's check the post by the way. Even if the sound is strange, why does it still have a very strange taste?
The instructor walked downstairs with a flashlight and saw Liu Long at the gate wearing a gas mask.
Nima, this smell, is a bit of a gas mask.
In order to show his concentration, the instructor did not wear a gas mask, and he frowned and asked, "What's the matter?" ”
Liu Long explained to him: "Yes...... It's Liuyu who farts, and she keeps farting. I'm afraid you won't believe it, so ......"
The clerk interrupted him: "So let me see for myself, right?" ”
Liu Long: "Yes." ”
It's really strange that there are a lot of things every year, and there are a lot of Liuyu, how can he keep making trouble since he came back to life.
The instructor walked to the ward room, and Liu Long followed.
The instructor walked into the ward and collapsed. Because I didn't come up in one breath, I just fell like that. Although the windows of the ward were open for ventilation, it was obviously still the most pungent smell.
It can smoke people directly, this pungent taste is really exciting!
Fortunately, Liu Long wore a gas mask and pulled the instructor out.
"Instructor, instructor, are you alright?" Liu Long shouted nervously, and then slapped him with a "snap", and the instructor slowly woke up.
Liu Long was very excited when he saw that the instructor was awake: "Damn, I actually slapped the instructor, it's the pinnacle of life among the recruits." ”
Instructor: "You hit me?" ”
Liu Long thought to himself: "Damn, didn't you faint just now?" How do you know that I hit him when you faint? You won't settle accounts with me in the future, I'm done. ”
Liu Long said: "No, no, I pinch people, pinch people." ”
Instructor: "Go and wake me up with that goods." ”
Of course, the goods were referring to Liuyu, Liu Long was wearing a gas mask, of course he could approach Liuyu, he walked up to Liuyu and pinched Liuyu's middle with his hand.
I pinch, I pinch, I pinch!
Pinched can't move, Liu Long's fingers are sore, and Liuyu just didn't wake up.
"Bang bang", Liuyu came with a series of double rings.
"I'll go, wake up for Lao Tzu!"
"Smack!" Liu Long suddenly slapped Liuyu's two big mouths.
"Damn, after beating the instructor, I beat the veteran again, and it is definitely the peak of the recruit's life, I don't care if he settles accounts with me in the future."
"Huh? I didn't wake up after two slaps! It's useless to use the trick of dealing with the instructor on you, you can really take it, do you want to hit it a few more times? ”
At this time, Liuyu turned over and aimed her butt at Liu Long's head.
"Bouncing." Another double ring
Liu Long suddenly felt that his eyes were dark, and he staggered backwards and fell into the corridor outside the door.
The instructor asked, "What's wrong with you?" ”
Liu Long was about to cry: "I was by one, no, I was by two farts." ”
At this time, Liuyu's skill seemed to be on a higher level.
Liuyu is lying on the bed, and when a loud fart is released, his body will be bounced off the bed board, and then fall down again.
"Boom...... While! ”
"Boom...... While! ”
The instructor and Liu Long outside the door thought that they had seen a ghost again, and they had a stronger feeling in addition to fear:
Kinima's stink!
Liuyu's voice became louder and louder, and the warriors woke up one after another, came to the corridor to ask what was going on, and as soon as they showed up, they were smoked back into the room, and the door was slammed shut.
But the symptoms were not cured, and soon the whole barracks were pungent smells.
Not long after, Wei Wei'e also came down from the second floor, and after figuring out the situation, he asked people to open all the windows first. There is a large temperature difference between day and night on the grassland, and it is still very cold at night when the windows are opened, so the soldiers put on their clothes well in order to keep warm, and then they all run outside.
Someone took out a pack of cigarettes and gave one to each person, so that everyone could break the smell.
In the evening, the soldiers of the Ninth Company squatted in a row at the door of the barracks like this, and one of them lit a cigarette, and even Wei Wei'e, who usually did not smoke, and the instructor also smoked one.
A row of red, red-hot cigarette butts, which looks pretty good.
Someone smoked, suddenly snuffed out the cigarette, ran to the hospital room and slapped Liuyu twice.
After coming back, he said happily: "Damn, I really can't wake up, I don't react at all, I have revenge and revenge." ”