Chapter 105: One Idea Is Worse Than One
As soon as these words came out, it felt like time had stopped for a moment.
The crowd is just like Rodming, and they did before.
first glanced up at Cao Yan in shock.
At this time, everyone also understands why Cao Yan suddenly stood on the side of the three goods just now, thinking about them?
Let himself and the others still muttered in their hearts before, and they couldn't figure out the reason.
Now everyone finally understands.
What's that called?
Lure the snake out of the hole! Yes, that's the word!
I think I've taken a big advantage by losing those three goods, and I'll make you all stupid later.
Of course, they are the same as Rodming.
Some people open the door to their own thoughts, and they also carry forward the power of many people, brain-dead children, and many bad ideas.
"I'll call my little maid, go and invite those top cards to come, let them open their eyes and see what they know!"
"I also called, let them scream in front of us before, and this time they don't cry upside down." The second ancestor with the surname of the first king shouted.
"Nima, aren't you still surnamed Wang when you turn it upside down? I know some people who do special paintings, so I'll let them come later. ”
"I have a bookstore at home, and I will hand it over to me after the painting is finished, and I will ask someone to be stereotyped."
"Then who is going to call a few kiln sisters? Let them rip off their shorts? Isn't it more attractive to draw like this? ”
It's so ruthless......
As soon as these words came out, everyone around them gasped, took a few steps back, and let the person who spoke out, everyone wanted to see who the person who shouted just now was?
Cao Yan also felt that this voice was very familiar, and hurriedly took a closer look at the dazzling empty space, it turned out to be the benevolent brother who could scare others to death without makeup in the middle of the night, and it was really ugly people who love to be weird!
This move of everyone made the person who shouted a little embarrassed, scratched his head, smiled, and said embarrassedly: "Hehe, just talk about it, talk about it casually......
"It's a random fart, don't call someone to call ......" The surrounding crowd scolded, such a good idea is not used on yourself, how can you dislike watching the play by yourself?
"Huh?" The man was stunned for a moment, then came back to his senses, and hurriedly responded, "This is going, this is going, Ah Fu, did Ah Fu hear it?" Go find a few of the most ferocious kiln sisters to ......."
"I heard it, young master, I'll go ...... now"
"By the way, Luo Fatzi, the one you called the storyteller last time, called them together, gave full play to their strengths, and even made up the story together......
These words made Cao Yan really gasp a few times.
This is really ruthless.
Cao Yan instantly remembered a well-known figure - Chen Shimei.
It is said that the prototype of this character is a Qing official named Chen Niangu in the Qing Dynasty, who offended his classmates by not favoritism, so his classmates deliberately made up plays to insult him.
Just made up this story, so that the people who eat melons in later generations scolded him year after year.
I thought that if I waited for the storyteller invited by Luo Ming and others, he would be as powerful as Chen Nianggu.
Then they don't want to wash it in this life, plus the next few lifetimes.
This is undoubtedly digging their ancestral graves, right? Cao Yan asked weakly, "Isn't this too ruthless?" ”
"Brother Fuhu is still so for the country and the people, even if he has compassion for these people who offend him, he is really a model for my generation!" As soon as a second ancestor heard Cao Yan's words, he immediately slapped him with a sycophant.
"That's, you don't want to think about it, what Brother Fuhu is for, isn't that for the sake of our people?" The other is a connecting channel.
"Yes! Brother Fuhu, I'm going to talk about you, you have to care about us, the kind people, and you don't want the kindness of a woman to the three wicked people in front of you! ”
"...... right"
"Brother Fuhu, it's so kind......"
……
There was a voice of praise for Cao Yan around.
This made Cao Yan a little embarrassed, and his face turned red, not for himself, but for the people around him.
In other words, pat your conscience and ask, who can be called a kind Li people here?
But now it is definitely not possible to dismantle the family station from the family.
Cao Yan smiled embarrassedly: "Alas! Get used to it, get used to it, pay attention next time, pay attention next time......"
……
After everyone blew each other on business for a while.
"By the way, how long will it take for Brother Fuhu to stop raining?" One asked.
Cao Yan looked at the sky, and also felt a little painful, in ancient times, there was no minute at all, only a cup of tea (10 minutes) has two sticks of incense, a stick of incense (5 minutes) has five minutes, a minute (60 seconds) has six snaps of fingers, a snap of fingers (10 seconds) has ten moments, a moment is equivalent to one second,
But now it's only about four minutes, and it's a bit too much to use a snap of a finger, and it's a little less to say a stick of incense, so Cao Yan thought about it and said, "There are still four-fifths of the sticks of incense." ”
Hearing this unfamiliar statement, the people around were stunned for a moment.
Apparently didn't figure out what time it was?
Cao Yan looked at the circle of confused people around him, and knew that they must not understand how long it was, and sighed secretly: "These are all scumbags!" ”
So after thinking about it for a while, he explained, "We regarded a stick of incense as five pennies, and now it's four cents, oh, just now there was another penny missing, and there are three cents left." ”
Sure enough, as soon as it is associated with money, these people are much more clever.
He nodded with a look of sudden realization, indicating that he understood.
"Brother Fuhu's metaphor is really novel, but this time is a bit tight! Why haven't they come yet? ”
Everyone was a little anxious and looked at the intersection.
……
When the light broke through the thick clouds and spilled onto the ground.
The faces of both sides were obviously not very good.
The three talented men in front of them are because the rain has stopped and the sun has come out.
The second ancestors in the back stopped because of the rain, but none of the people invited came.
However, the movements of the men and horses on the latter two sides were inconsistent.
Sancaizi suddenly felt bad.
There is only one thought in my heart, and that is to run in the direction of my home.
And the Rod Minaken here let them go so easily.
The show is ready to play.
Those who should be invited and those who shouldn't be invited are all invited, and the troupe is invited.
How can you let them go if they don't have a show.
I only heard Luo Ming shouting, "Brothers, stop and don't let them run." ”
There are still more people here than the three of them.
Thirty or forty brothers who are all hulala!
And there are more family members and so on than the three of them.
Immediately, the three of them were surrounded.
"What do you want to do?" Zhang Wenrui's tone trembled a little, he should have been scared, and after asking, he put away the umbrella, pinched it in his hand, and pointed the tip of the umbrella at Luo Ming and the others.
"Get out of the way...... Jiang Hongtu also followed Zhang Wenrui's example, put the umbrella away, and shouted at everyone with the tip of the umbrella.
And Ji Feiang, one of the three, didn't speak, but saw the other two.
He also took the umbrella and followed the two and stood with them.
"Haha, just the three of you? Want to hit out? Xia Haibo laughed. Then he shouted to the surroundings, "Don't help, I'll give you another hand, and if you can beat me, I'll leave and arrange for the carriage to send you all back." ”
After Xia Haibo finished speaking, he waved his hand to the people around him.
Everyone took a few steps back after receiving his gesture.
Make way for an open space to come out.
looked mockingly at the three people in the field.
In this regard, Zhang Wenrui is not stupid, he knows that don't talk about the three of them, even if Cui Juncai is added, don't think about beating Xia Haibo.
"What do you want to do? Don't stop us from fulfilling our bets, aren't you going to just leave it at that? After that moment just now, Zhang Wenrui obviously settled down, knowing that they must have done something bad that he didn't know about, and harmed a few people.
Now he just wants to get out of here.
Rush out of the siege of Xia Haibo and others as quickly as possible.
Hurry up and run home.
As soon as the other brothers in a dilemma heard Zhang Wenrui's words, they also reacted.
"Yes! It is you who let us fulfill the bet, and it is you who are stopping us now, what do you mean? Hurry up and get out of the way. Jiang Hongtu roared with red eyes.
"yes, get out of the way." Ji Feiang also said.
The four princes, he is the most cowardly, and even his speech has always been so feminine and soft.
Naked body, thin skin and tender flesh made some people around who had bad hobbies swallow saliva.
Obviously, he noticed the unkind eyes around him, Ji Feiang also felt the chrysanthemum tightening, and hurriedly pinched the umbrella in his hand again.