Chapter 106: The Show Happens
Just when the two sides are a little tense.
There was a buzz in the streets.
A lot of people came.
Men and women, young and old, warblers and swallows......
Sedan chairs, horse-drawn carriages, carrying gongs and drums, and lion dances......
Nothing is missing!
And usually, these people and things that make the three talents want to see and hear every day have become a nightmare for the three of them at this time.
"You are so despicable and indecent......"
"Run......
The three of them shouted and ran to the front around the weakest point of the crowd.
That was where Luo Ming and Cao Yan stood, and the people around them were a little in awe of Cao Yan and didn't dare to stand too close to him.
"Bang! Boom! ......" The sound of six fists intersecting came to mind, and the 100% black circles hit the eyes of the three people.
The three of them squatted on the ground with their eyes folded in pain, and let out a painful wail.
Many people around looked stupid and stared at the three of them, where is it not easy to break in, but they ran in front of Cao Yan, how much more can they think about to do this?
Especially Xia Haibo's seven-person group, when they saw the familiar formula, they couldn't help but laugh.
After such a momentary delay, those who were called came in groups, probably on the way here, all of them were briefly explained by the family members who went to invite people.
Just listen, and some of them will know what they say.
"The strongest person squatting on the ground and holding his head should be Zhang Wenrui and Zhang Gongzi, his figure is really good." An old bustard on the side said with a saliva that although the three of them shrank their heads and covered their faces, these people were all people who went to the painting boat every once in a while, and they had more contact with them, and they could be roughly recognized by looking at their figures.
"Mother Liu is really good eyesight, I guess the one with fine skin and tender meat should be Ji Feiang, Ji Gongzi." Another middle-aged woman dressed in a bewitching dress looked at it, and the other two people left said.
"The eyesight of the two sisters is also good, so don't guess the last rest, it's Jiang Gongzi." A stout woman who got out of the carriage laughed as she got out of the carriage.
"There, there...... The main reason is that my sister had a romantic affair with Ji Gongzi a few days ago, so I was just impressed. ”
When the surrounding melon-eating crowd heard this, they looked at the so-called Sister Zhang, and they really didn't admire Ji Feiang, it turned out that this girl liked middle-aged women a little bit because she was a royal sister.
"Don't talk nonsense, who's having an affair with you?" Ji Feiang's face turned red when he heard this, and he immediately retorted, this matter is spread in private, it can be said to be a romantic affair, and it would be a shame to say it in front of so many people.
The so-called Sister Zhang first looked at it, Ji Feiang, who had a pair of panda eyes, was stunned for a moment, and then laughed and trembled, and said happily: "How dare you do it?" Retribution? I'll tell you, that's all he says. After speaking, Sister Zhang drew a short size to the people around her, causing laughter around her.
"Don't talk nonsense......" Ji Feiang's voice of defense carried a sense of powerlessness, after all, he has always been so feminine, and he didn't want to hear his loud voice.
This made Zhang Wenrui and Jiang Hongtu beside him look at him with curious eyes.
This also made everyone very curious, and they wanted to know which of Ji Feiang and Zhang's mother was the truth, but at this time, everyone didn't go to see Ji Feiang and Zhang's mother, but looked at the kid who said that he would call a few kiln sisters to take off their pants.
What do you mean, obviously, I just want to know if he arranged to say this on purpose, and wanted to take the opportunity to coax them and rip off their pants.
But the man, seeing everyone looking at him, also knew what everyone meant, shook his head slightly, and said softly: "I haven't arranged it like this." ”
Everyone became interested in it instantly, and the fire of gossip was also ignited.
So I heard someone in the crowd shouting, "Is it nonsense, take off his pants and take a look?" Anyway, he's wearing a pair of shorts right now, and it's easy to take off. ”
As soon as the words fell, the kiln sisters with big shoulders and round waists, as if they had been instructed, rolled up their sleeves, each took a few subordinates, and pounced on the three of them with a trace of white teeth.
"What do you want to do? ……”
"Don't......"
These three people obviously perfectly interpret the four words of the weak scholar.
These strong middle-aged kiln sisters didn't survive a few rounds in their hands, and they were taken off cleanly.
And those who were invited, the top cards and the like, the bold ones were staring with a smile, the bold ones were smacking lightly and turning their heads, and some were secretly glancing at the scene in the field with some chuckles, and some were thin-skinned, they directly lowered the curtain and hid in the car.
The others also sat with their own expressions.
In an instant, the streets were bustling with discussion.
……
I saw the three of them huddled in the corner.
Cover the lower gear.
Shivering.
Someone around asked, "I didn't see it clearly!" Is it true or not? Which of you just saw it clearly. ”
"I didn't see it clearly, they covered it too quickly, do you want a few brothers to go up and tear off their hands and feet for everyone to enjoy and appreciate it?"
Hearing this, you know that some people don't think the trouble is big enough, and they plan to forcibly move away and mock it again.
"The painter, the writer of the script, have you figured it out? Ask them? We appreciate the use of fart? ”
These words immediately reminded everyone that there was such an art group present.
So they opened their mouths to the artists who were holding their sketchpads, frowning and thinking about what to say, and asked, "How are you doing?" Got it? ”
But I didn't wait, the artists replied,
Zhang Wenrui and the others are also anxious, if they make this happen, they will still have face in the future, and Jiangning Mansion will be mixed? So he hurriedly moved the county lord out again: "If you deceive people too much, aren't you afraid that the county lord will blame?" ”。
As soon as these words came out, it was equivalent to pouring a bucket of cold water on the surroundings, and extinguishing all the previous enthusiasm of everyone.
They lost the bet and ran naked.
In the face of the county lord's blame, they can barely say the past, after all, they are making their own bets to the death.
But it's a bit inauthentic to hack them again and again.
Although Xiang Yixin is a big girl, she won't say these things explicitly.
But I can't guarantee that she won't go out of the shade for everyone, in case she also learns from herself and others, and comes to strip everyone naked and hang the city wall for a day, then her own fun will be great.
But thinking of his own side, so many people admit it, so don't think about raising your head in front of the so-called four talents in the future.
Everyone felt a little difficult to ride a tiger.
The people around him also quieted down at this time, and there was a strange atmosphere in the air.
Zhang Wenrui and the others were relieved when they found this scene, and a faint sneer also appeared on their faces, but with their panda eyes, it was a bit funny.
Cao Yan looked at these cowardly people with a little disdain, but at this time, he also had to admire Xiang Yixin for doing a good job, and cleaning up the gentlemen who were not afraid of the ground these days.
Thinking of the long future, there will be opportunities to teach a few people in the future.
Cao Yan suddenly "Haha! Laughing.