Chapter 2 Your Highness, don't blow yourself up!
At this time, Li Xuan, who was in front of him, was walking on the mountain road, thinking about how to go in the future.
But after thinking about it for a long time, he didn't think of a good way out, because his current identity is too embarrassing, a joke-like ravine prince, and the officers and soldiers behind him are chasing after him, and he wants his head as the capital for promotion and knighthood, and the future road is not optimistic no matter how you look at it.
The best-case scenario is to find a place to stay incognito and live again, hoping that then you can survive this strange time.
Looking at these people in front of him and behind him, Li Xuan just knew that it would be a dead word sooner or later if he didn't mix with them.
When fleeing, Li Xuan carefully counted their group, there were a total of twenty-six of them, the main body was the 'royal family', there was a 'queen', that is, Li Xuan's mother, and Princess Huichen, that is, Li Xuan's sister, a ten-year-old girl, at a young age, she inherited her mother's obesity, and her fat face was put on a body that couldn't even hold up her clothes, no matter how you look at it, there is no potential for a beautiful embryo.
Then there is the 'Prime Minister' Liu Bagou, the Yuwei General Chen Butcher, and the Hussar General Bai Yunqi, originally there were a few other chaotic officials in this small dynasty, but they were either killed or didn't know where to flee.
The rest are a few 'palace maids', well, that is, a few maids of the Li family in the past, when it comes to the maids in this novel, most of them will use the word 'pretty', which is the best choice for countless predecessors to tease and warm the bed, but Li Xuan looks at these maids, no matter how you look at them, they can't match the pretty word.
Two of them have long thin faces and yellow faces, and when they speak, they show a mouthful of big yellow teeth, and when they get closer, they can almost smoke people to death, and the other two are female men among female men, one is carrying a hundred-pound Princess Huichen who can still walk like flying, and one is carrying several burdens in front of him and behind him, and he walks faster than Li Xuan.
There are more than a dozen people who are the so-called Praetorian Guards, that is, the former Zhuang Ding and tenants of the Li family, these people are relatively normal, at least they look like normal people, but they are all dressed in tatters, some carry things on their backs, and some still hold various weapons in their hands: hoes, kitchen knives, and wooden sticks.
This group of people is obviously just a group of homeless people, and it doesn't look like a rebel army that has committed a major crime of rebellion.
Liu Bagou, who was behind, saw Li Xuan's footsteps slow down, and immediately took two steps closer: "Your Highness, are you tired of walking, do you want to rest?" ”
Hearing the title of His Royal Highness, Li Xuan couldn't help but laugh: "Dao Chief, you don't need to call me Your Highness, just call me by my name." ”
Unexpectedly, Li Bagou waved the long sleeves of his tattered robe, and then said with a straight face: "Your Highness, why did you say this, although we are in trouble now, but the etiquette is respectful!" ”
Li Xuan has been dissatisfied with them for a long time when he sees them one queen and one highness along the way, it is enough for Nima to be stupid before, but now he is being chased and killed by officers and soldiers all the way, why is he still clinging to this joke-like 'Tang' Dynasty and is sick.
So he said, "No matter what happened in the past, but let the past pass, now we have to find a place to be incognito and start over!" ”
Unexpectedly, as soon as these words were said, Liu Bagou said: "Your Highness said carefully, our Tang Dynasty is the chosen one, and it must be replaced by Ming, Your Highness is not working hard to achieve great causes, but is disheartened, how can you live up to the first emperor who died in the country!" ”
Liu Bagou had obviously entered the crazy mode at this time: "When the Ming army came to attack, the first emperor once said, I entrust the prince to you, and you must do your best to assist the prince to lie down and hide his courage in order to restore the national unity." ”
"I don't dare to forget the trust of the first emperor day and night, but how can His Royal Highness give up lightly and abandon the country and the courtiers!"
At this time, the butcher Chen next to him also came over: "Yes, Your Highness, don't blow yourself up......" Speaking of this, he paused for a long time, and Liu Bagou on the side saw that he was uncomfortable, and immediately whispered: "Give up on yourself!" ”
This Chen bandit Hu Cai continued: "Yes, don't give up on yourself, now as long as we escape the pursuit of the officers and soldiers, and then join up with the boss of Fang Da, we can ...... the mountain."
Speaking of this, he paused again, and then habitually looked at Liu Bagou.
Liu Bagou's face stiffened, and then he said weakly: "Make a comeback!" ”
"Yes, we're going to make a comeback!" Butcher Chen hurriedly picked up: "As long as I am here, the officers and soldiers will definitely not be able to catch us!" ”
Looking at this Liu Bagou, Li Xuan felt that he must be living in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, which one is this Nima playing? Liu Bei Tuogu? This Liu Bagou thinks of himself as Zhuge Liang, and Butcher Chen thinks of himself as Zhang Fei? Do you still think of yourself as Liu Adou?
It's rare enough to travel to the Ming Dynasty, but I just met a group of two people, what is more depressing in this world!
Looking at the perseverance on their faces, Li Xuan sighed in his heart and didn't speak again, he was a normal person, and he felt that it was difficult to communicate with these neuropaths.
Immediately took two quick steps and walked to the side of his mother, Mrs. Bai, the queen also heard their conversation, and immediately said: "Both of them are crazy, don't bother with them!" ”
However, she lowered her voice again and said: "But now we have to rely on them to escape for our lives, don't be like them if you have nothing to do!" ”
Hearing his mother's words, Li Xuan couldn't help but glance at this mother who was so fat that she walked and the fat on her body shook and trembled, it seemed that she had maintained a normal thinking in this group of people, and she didn't look like a stupid country landlord at all.
Immediately, he also lowered his voice and said, "Then what should we do next, do we just run all the way?" ”
Madame Bai said: "After getting rid of the officers and soldiers behind, our mother will part ways with them and find a place to live!" ”
This idea is similar to what Li Xuan thought!
Rebel? In fact, Lin Xuan didn't mind, if he had tens of millions of people under his hands, it would be difficult for him to guarantee that he would not have any idea of dominating the world, even if he was the son of a bandit leader, and there were hundreds of bandits under his hands, it would be feasible to rebel. But the key is what kind of people are these people around me now, there are men and women in their twenties, old and weak, outcasts, and more importantly, these people are still shouting at the prince and queen every day like fools, and if they continue to stay with them, sooner or later they will be caught by the officers and soldiers and then clicked away.
So the most ideal and realistic way now is to fight with these madmen, and then find a place to live incognito, so that you will not be able to get nourishment in this era in the future.
But his thoughts were soon ruthlessly shattered.
The next day, when they walked to a deep mountain and old forest, a former Zhuang Ding with a hoe in front of them, well, now it is the Praetorian Guard soldiers who gasped and ran to Li Xuan and the others: "Oh no, there are a large number of people in front!" ”