Li Xuan was anxious when he heard this: "Is it an officer and soldier?" ”

That Zhuang Ding shook his head: "It's a bandit!" ”

As soon as his voice fell, he saw a puff of smoke and dust rolling in front of him, and after a while, Li Xuan saw at least a hundred, dressed in tattered clothes than his own, and carrying various iron tools, wooden sticks and other messy weapons appeared in front of him, seeing these people, Li Xuan couldn't help but wonder: "This is a bandit?" It's obviously a homeless person who is more like a homeless person than himself! ”

When they walked closer, they saw a strong man with a long ox and a big horse, holding a ring-headed knife in his right hand, and his other hand was also holding a flag, a piece of mud gray, and I couldn't see what color the cloth was, and a few words were written on it: This road is my open, this tree is planted by me, if you want to pass by, leave to buy road wealth!

Li Xuan originally suspected that the world he came from was not the world of normal people, but after seeing these words, he was even more sure that this was not a normal world, but a world full of madmen and teasing.

What made Li Xuan even more stunned was that he saw Butcher Chen put the pig-killing knife in his hand sideways, strode forward, and shouted loudly: "The prince of the Tang Dynasty is here, how dare you be rude, don't you kneel down to greet him!" ”

This is nothing, what really made Li Xuan speechless was that he saw the tall and middle-aged man on the opposite side with a shocked face: "Is it really the prince?" ”

Butcher Chen snorted coldly, and the fierce temperament of a pig-killing guy was revealed!

Next, the bandit leader with a tall cow and a horse really knelt down, Nima really knelt down, and then said: "The grass people collided with the prince's driver, the crime deserves ten thousand deaths, the crime deserves ten thousand deaths!" ”

As soon as these words came out, Li Xuan only felt a burst of tightness in his chest, as if there was a mouthful of blood in his chest, he didn't vomit or feel unhappy, and then ......

It was dark in front of him...... Heat stroke!

When his eyes went dark, there was only one thought left in his heart: "God, if you don't play like this, there will be no normal people in this world, I want to go home!" ”

When Li Xuan woke up from the darkness, he saw himself in a dilapidated room, and when he opened his eyes and saw this room, he knew that he had not returned to the world of the afterlife, and was still in this world full of teasing, so there was a deep despair in his eyes, not a little angry, similar to the eyes of a person with major depression.

At the same time, in a house outside, five or six people were gathered, and Prime Minister Liu Bagou said to a tall thin man who was also wearing a robe and had a beard: "Lao Jiu, is Your Highness okay?" ”

The tall and thin man known as Lao Jiu said: "It should be that I have been frightened in the past few days, and I have been too tired on the road, so that I have worked hard, but I have already given His Highness an injection, and if I take a few more doses of medicine, it will not be a big problem!" ”

Liu Bagou breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good, otherwise it won't be good to delay the enthronement ceremony!" ”

At this time, the middle-aged man who Li Xuan had seen holding this road was my way and the head of the knife spoke: "I said Prime Minister Liu, you should have sent a letter earlier, as soon as I received your letter, I took someone to the rescue, if I had gone two days earlier, my brother would not have died tragically in the hands of officers and soldiers!" ”

Liu Bagou had a blank face: "It's the first emperor!" ”

Then his face turned straight, and then he said: "Although the first emperor has returned to heaven, but the prince is still there, we will hold a ceremony tomorrow to support the prince's succession to the unification, you Fang Dong is the friend of the first emperor's eight worships, presumably there will be no opinion!" ”

That Fang Dongquan's face also became serious: "Don't mention that the first emperor and I are brothers, let's just say that the government has forced us to eat all these years, and we have to fuck him!" ”

This Fang Dongquan was a bandit, who was chased by the government and exiled to Lijia Village in his early years, and had received the favor of Learbi, and became a brother with Learbi, and later he co-opted some other homeless people, and once again started to rob the house.

I heard that his sworn brother actually rebelled, and when he ascended the throne and established the country, he also wanted to take people to defect and dreamed of being a founding hero, but before he arrived, this 'Datang' was suppressed by the government, and he couldn't save his brother when he came late.

However, although the sworn brother died, his desire to rebel and become the founder of the country did not stop!

However, just when the few of them were discussing the enthronement ceremony tomorrow, the 'queen' Madame Bai quietly walked into Li Xuan's room.

"Xuan'er, you take care of your illness, and the three of us will leave this ghost place in a few days." When Mrs. Bai spoke, she didn't forget to complain about Liu Bagou and the others outside: "Those people outside are looking for death, we can't let them die together!" ”

At this time, although Li Xuan woke up, his body was still a little heavy, and after Mrs. Bai helped him to sit up, he said, "What my mother said is true!" ”

Li Xuan can see that in this group of people, even his mother, Madame Bai, still maintains a clear mind, and the other few people, ignorant and stupid, crazy and crazy, there are few normal people.

Is it so fun to call the emperor a rebel? This is the road to death!

If they have tens of thousands of troops and millions of subjects, they may have a little hope of rebelling, but what about their group, there are only a few people in total, and if they are not discovered by the government, they can still hide in the ravine and entertain themselves.

But the front has been discovered by the government, and now it is estimated that the government is looking for them, if this is found, as soon as the imperial army arrives, they will only see the hell if they can survive.

It's just that Li Xuan and Mrs. Bai's mother and son wanted to wait a few days to part ways with Liu Bagou's group of second goods, but the next day, Liu Bagou and Fang Dongquan and others found Li Xuan, and then said that the enthronement ceremony would be held today.

didn't wait for Li Xuan to say anything against it, he put on a yellow robe, which was also embroidered with crooked patterns, and he didn't know if it was a snake or a dragon.

Before he could react, he was pulled down by them and sat down in a hall, and then a group of people poured in outside, led by Liu Bagou, who saw that they didn't say a word, and immediately knelt down and shouted: "Long live!" ”

Seeing this scene, Li Xuan's heart spurted wildly: Fuck!

Unexpectedly, the plan planned by himself and his mother, Madame Bai, to escape from this place has not yet begun, and these people can't wait to let themselves 'ascend the throne'.

How much enmity they have to have with themselves, they have to drag themselves to die with them!

However, before Li Xuan could say anything against him, Liu Bagou had already led dozens of people below to finish kneeling and bowing, and even shouted 'Long live, long live, long live'.

Then with Liu Bagou's 'salute', Li Xuan didn't have time to object, and he had already become the emperor in their mouths.

For a while, Li Xuan's face was like ashes!