This grain and grass official is really not a human job, and his heart is broken.

The army had breakfast, and as soon as Cheng Yuanzhi wanted to set off, Liu Bei hurriedly ran over, with red eyes, and reported:

"Governor Mu, just now Yide sent scouts to the front to explore the way, and found that there was a literati blocking the official road, that person was dressed in tatters, drunk and hazy, no matter how he was expelled, he was unwilling to move the slightest, and he also made wild remarks, asking our army to bring him wine."

"Yide is kind-hearted, and he is also a drunkard on the other side, a good drinker, he can't bear to kill, and he came to me to ask for wine, the state pastor you know, prepare for the grain and grass officer, a grain of rice in the army, a drop of wine, that is to be registered, so I have to come to ask the state pastor, is this wine given or not?"

Syllable!

Early in the morning, Cheng Yuanzhi hadn't exercised yet, so he raised the whip and gave Liu Bei a whip first, and he warmed up.

The whip made Liu Bei's hands full of whip marks, blood flowed, Liu Bei was in pain, his brows were furrowed, and his face became bitter gourd-shaped, Cheng Yuanzhi was angry, and before the beautiful day began, Liu Bei came to block the door and make trouble, it was simply underdrawn.

Cheng Yuanzhi's backhand was a whip, and he snapped on Liu Bei's body, he was irritable, and scolded angrily in his mouth:

"Hmph, Xuande, he wants wine, you are a grain and grass official, do you say to give it? If he asks for your official position as the prime minister of the plains, will you give it to you? If you want something to stop on the main road, if you have it as soon as you stretch out your hand, then the state pastor can mix it with him. ”

"Today, you came to ask the Honshu pastor, can the wine in the army be given to outsiders, and tomorrow will you fill your own pockets with the grain and grass in the Honshu pasture? The bastard thing that doesn't grow up, and he doesn't bring that person to the state pastor? Benzhou Mu wanted to see if he had three heads and six arms, and forcibly snatched it from Benzhou Mu's head, but he really didn't know whether he was alive or dead. ”

Liu Bei knew in his heart, seeing that Cheng Yuanzhi was so stingy, he had long known that Cheng Yuanzhi would not easily send the wine or grain and grass in the general. When I go back next time, I will have a reason to explain to Zhang Fei.

It's not that the eldest brother Liu Bei is unwilling to give you wine to drink with others, but Cheng Yuanzhi disagrees and throws the pot to Cheng Yuanzhi, which will not hurt the brotherhood.

As for bringing people to Cheng Yuanzhi, it is even easier, Zhang Fei has already dragged the drunkard into the army and arrested him behind him, and with the drunkard's dangling, it is true that he wants to drink to satisfy his hunger.

Liu Bei just turned around and wanted to retreat to take people, but Zhang Fei, who was waiting outside the tent, hurriedly broke in, followed by a person, who was extremely thin, his face was bloodless, and a smell of wine came to his nose.

"Zhou Mu, you quickly let people bring wine to the food, and entertain Mr. well, Mr. is talented."

Zhang Fei was very drunk last night, if he hadn't set off this morning and marched to Jizhou, he probably wanted to continue to drink during the day and get a hangover day and night.

Cheng Yuanzhi couldn't help laughing when he saw Zhang Fei's appearance, and shouted Mr. Dacai in his mouth, this stupid Zhang Fei, do you know what Dacai is? It's clear that I've met a like-minded and smelly drunkard.

If you really have to have a big talent, with Zhang Fei's drunken eyes that haven't woken up yet, missing the big talent, that's the normal operation.

"Oh, Yide, who are you talking about? What is it that deserves your admiration? The state pastor first said that it is good, the amount of wine is large, this is not counted, the state pastor does not raise wine bags and rice barrels. ”

Cheng Yuanzhi glanced at the person next to Zhang Fei, he couldn't help but look weak, he couldn't even stand steadily, he was crumbling, as if he would be thrown to the ground if he touched it lightly, it really had nothing to do with Mr. Dacai's sentence.

Zhang Fei was anxious, for fear that Cheng Yuanzhi would have no eyes and no talents, if he despised the talents around him, once he missed it, it would be too late to regret it, Zhang Fei said eagerly for Cheng Yuanzhi:

"State pastor, the gentleman I am talking about is the one next to me, Mr. is really talented, he knows astronomy, geography, knows everything, knows everything. Governor Mu, really, you quickly order people to take out all the drinks in the army, and give Mr. enough to drink, I will never be fooled by you. ”

Astronomy, geography? Why don't you say that your eyes are in charge of yin and yang, and you are in charge of feng shui? Oh, bluffing people to Cheng Yuanzhi.

Cheng Yuanzhi thought that Zhang Fei must have been deceived, so he stood in the tent, although he was wearing a literati's uniform, but at most he was a down-and-out drunkard, and a drunkard who had read a book was still a drunkard.

What a talent!

"Yide, you are too kind, people are black and kind, this is also the place where the Governor of Benzhou appreciates you, much better than many people in the world, others are black-hearted, people are not good, you can only deceive, and you are easy to deceive. You don't need to be cross-examined, you must have been deceived. ”

"Okay, Benzhou Mu Nian you are not deeply involved in the world, and it is the first time you have been deceived, and you don't care about Yide, the wine that this person asks for must not be given, Benzhou Mu will reward this wine to Yide, but the hour is still early, you can't drink, wait for the evening to drink."

Of course, Cheng Yuanzhi is not satisfied with the gentleman attracted by Zhang Fei, but Zhang Fei's sincere loyalty, Cheng Yuanzhi appreciates it very much, if Zhang Fei is not loyal to Cheng Yuanzhi and wants Cheng Yuanzhi to get better and better, he will not recruit any talents for Cheng Yuanzhi at all.

Isn't it fragrant to sit and eat and wait for death?

It can be seen that Zhang Fei's loyalty is worth drinking.

Hearing that there was wine to drink, Zhang Fei grinned, his heart was overjoyed, and he clenched his fists and said:

"Thank you, Pastor Governor. But I really didn't lie to you, and I wasn't deceived, Mr. knew that I was a butcher who killed pigs and sold pork, and I also knew that I was from Youzhou, which was too godly. Mr. knows everything, and Mr. also said that his daughter's wine should be mixed with white eagle wine, so that it will be strong. ”

That's it? Can you call it a great talent? Cheng Yuanzhi laughed so much that his teeth were about to fall out.

Zhang Fei's body is so greasy that it smells of oily pigs, but anyone in their right mind can guess that Zhang Fei is related to pigs, either killing pigs or raising pigs.

As for guessing that Zhang Fei is from Youzhou, it is also simple, Zhang Fei's native accent is stronger than garlic, as long as he has been to Youzhou, it is not difficult to guess that Zhang Fei is from Youzhou, with a Zhuojun accent.

And people who read love to travel. Maybe the person in front of him has been to Youzhou.

Mixing wine and drinking, it is even more nonsense. In these years, it's good to have wine to drink, and I want to have two, it's too extravagant, this is bullying Zhang Fei who has never seen the world.

The daughter's wine had to be buried underground for eighteen years, and when the time was up, the wine was made. People who are good drinkers simply can't wait.

The taste of white carving wine is extremely choking, the degree is high, a small glass can put down a strong man, and people with poor alcohol consumption can't drink the taste of white carving wine.

Cheng Yuanzhi basically concluded from what Zhang Fei said that the drunkard in front of him was a proper liar, in order to let Zhang Fei die and uncover the mystery of the liar, Cheng Yuanzhi still gave a chance, his eyes glared angrily, and he asked with a smile:

"What do you call him?"